Baby, Sign Here You Should


From here,

If you’ve ever listened to the classic Christmas song “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” then you know it’s a really screwed up tune.

I think not.  Here are some renditions,

 

A couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, found the ditty so unnerving that they decided to revamp it for a modern audience, reworking the lyrics to “emphasize the importance of consent”

The song is about playful banter.  She is clearly consenting.  They are singing a duet after all.

The duo, singer-songwriters Lydia Liza and Josiah Lemanski, told CNN that they felt that the original song was “aggressive and inappropriate,” arguing that the listener never finds out what happens to the woman in the song.

Well then, what should happen to her?  Should she be raped to show how evil men can be?  Perhaps she should sign a consent form?  Maybe he should should film the whole thing for his own protection.  But then, maybe the mystery of the song is good.  Authors have been known to use it to good effect from time to time.

The couple’s revised lyrics are adorably consensual, opening with “I really can’t stay” sung by Liza and “Baby, I’m fine with that” sung by Lemanski.

So they are “adorably consensual”?  Does everything have to super-explicit?  It is as it George Lucas wrote the lyrics (Oh Padme, I love you for ever.  More than anything, for always).

Most notably, when Liza sings, “I ought to say no, no, no,” Lemanksi responds with “You reserve the right to say no.”

“I ought to say no, no, no.”   I thought being sex positive in the presence of a guy that you were attracted to was the modern expectation.  All of these conflicting narratives confuse me.  Perhaps that is the purpose.

 

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57 comments on “Baby, Sign Here You Should
  1. Yoda says:

    SJWs ruin everything they do

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  2. SFC Ton says:

    Man I love that song!! What could be better the Patarchy Rape Cultural and Christmas?

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  3. I have always liked “Baby it’s cold outside.” It’s a fun, cheeky song. Of course she’s playing along, and employing plausible deniability. It’s called FLIRTING. And there’s even a bit of fitness testing going on.

    People need to get over their “oppression” and “special-snowflakeness!” That was so 2012-2016.

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  4. Ame says:

    *rolling.my.eyes*

    people really need to get a life ~ a real life.

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  5. Ame says:

    awesome dad’s and grandpa’s!

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  6. https://www.rio2016.com/en/athletics-standings-at-womens-100m

    Rio Olympics 100 m final
    7th u.s. 10.94 8th jamacia 11.80

    http://www.windsortiming.com/LiveResults/2016/AOBMY/index.php?Day=Results/160722P004.htm

    Ontario Federation of Student Athletic Associations (ofsaa)
    Basically high school sports

    Midget boys (grade 9-10) 100 m results 2016 (not all time records)
    Winner 11.29 top 10 all under 11.80

    So minor niner boys at Provincial level were 0.3 behind a u.s. olympic athelete in the finals and the whole ten were in the running.

    Olympic Finals!!

    Yup gender is a social construct-:

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  7. Thinking of change to gender fluid or cross species or whatever and going out for 2020 Canadian team to represent the Justin. Yup 56 year old guy. Hell its possible.
    I run 5 km in under 30 daily.

    Hmmm math
    5000 m in 30*60 seconds
    5000 m in 1800 seconds
    0.36 m/s * 100
    36 seconds.

    Only 3 times slower but thats at a endurance jog not a sprint

    Challenge Accepted!

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  8. Yoda says:

    Apparently took down their modified recording they did

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  9. Yoda says:

    “Baby, sign here you should”

    Consent forms so sexy they are.

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  10. Yoda says:

    Deti complains of “shit posts” he does

    Lena makes it literal she would

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  11. OMG you need to put a trigger warning on that poop shot! Yuck….

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  12. I mean who even takes a picture like that, much less posts it on the web???? Unladylike, for sure.

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  13. Is she taking this with a selfie stick or is someone else taking it? Either way, ewwww.

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  14. I am *iterally shaking* right now. I want to rip my eyes out. How are we going to sleep now, Yoda? Lol! No, no, no… potty selfies are a NO.

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  15. Yoda says:

    Wonder what stupid attention grabbing stunt Lena next she will do

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  16. Yoda says:

    Lena normally full of shit she is.
    But then, Sometimes she is not

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  17. Yoda says:

    Wonder if Rarn triggered by that shot she would be I do

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  18. Yoda says:

    Tarn that would be

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  19. Ok I am exaggerating…kinda. Ewww.

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  20. Yoda says:

    Feel sorry for the toilet I do

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  21. I think this calls for the 10 hour version…. and even that may not be enough!!!! :/

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  22. I am not sure if you guys see this same ad, but on my youtube version it says “10 hours LATEX BOOBS.” lol. Always about boobs it seems to be….

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  23. Sadly BOOBS don’t calm me in the same way…

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  24. Lucky other are in different time zones that went to bed before that, Yoda! lol

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  25. happyhousewifey says:

    I loooooove that song! One of my favorites 🙂 But obviously in feministan that’s daterape *facepalm*

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  26. SFC Ton says:

    We all know boobs remind you of your college days and get you frothy

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  27. FNU MNU LNU says:

    I thought that “consent” was more clear here:

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  28. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    There is another version where the girl plays the cat and the boy plays the mouse. Feminists forget that that in those times, men could be tricked into marriage because she claimed to be pregnant.

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  29. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Bloom,
    I don’t think that anyone ever objected to the often posted photo of Lena sitting naked on a toilet eating all the birthday cake.

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  30. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    If third wave feminism hadn’t pushed for all the bed hopping in hookup culture, maybe we wouldn’t have got here. The problem stems from women wanting to retain plausible deniability. It is getting absurd.
    I wonder if the “modified” video was taken down because of feedback from men or women. I get the feeling that women are coming to believe that feminism is out to throw a monkey wrench in sexual relations, making a mess of it for a the straight women.

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  31. SFC Ton says:

    Can you imagine a movie made today with the same kind of fun flirting heterosexual sexual dynamics?

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  32. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It has been descending for a long time. Sophistication is out and crudity is in.
    I wonder what Fred Astaire would do?

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  33. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    “This is not gooooooooooooood.”

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  34. @fuzzie, thank you for not posting the cake eating photo. Even the description is too much! :/

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  35. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Bloom,
    It was a good, graphic description. What is hard to fathom id that one so venal can be so popular.

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  36. Spawny Get says:

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  37. Yoda says:

    Kangaroo lives matter they do

    Liked by 1 person

  38. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I wish that Choicy would tell us what he thinks of all this.

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  39. Spawny Get says:

    It would please me greatly if the Tarn bait worked.

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  40. Spawny Get says:

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  41. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Yoda,
    I can see a correlation between frequent grooming and promiscuity. Tarn has only one and it doesn’t look that that will change. She is an unique that way.
    Miss Tarn I do.

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  42. Spawny Get says:

    Just got this. Please consider using an anonymous email address for your gravatar account. Though most here do already. Remember Cill’s tutorial from the early days of the blog?

    A few minutes ago we published an advisory to Gravatar users. It is possible for spammers to reverse engineer your Gravatar icon into your email address.

    Gravatar, in case you’re not aware, is a service that provides profile photos or ‘avatars’ for WordPress users and many other websites, including StackOverflow.

    Furthermore, if a website uses Gravatar and you have an expectation of anonymity on that site, your identity may inadvertently be revealed by the websites use of Gravatar.

    Our blog post this morning describes each problem. We also provide advice on what to do about it.

    You can find the full story on our blog…

    Regards,

    Mark Maunder
    Wordfence Founder & CEO

    https://www.wordfence.com/blog/2016/12/gravatar-advisory-protect-email-address-identity

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  43. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Thank you, Spawny. That is unnerving.

    Liked by 1 person

  44. Ame says:

    https://genericviews.wordpress.com/2016/12/08/bloated-wasteful-government-agency-is-found-to-have-used-money-inefficiently/

    “So, the real waste isn’t just “inefficiency”. It is the people in charge, making decisions that cost you taxpayers money.

    “The real problem with the Trump administration is not that he will find this report and appoint someone to cut the waste. He has already decided to appoint someone who is perfectly fine with the waste and doesn’t even see it anymore. I can tell you for a fact, that since the announcement of Mattis for SECDEF, the senior Army generals have been spending all their time gleefully adding things to their wish lists like they have an appointment to sit on Santa’s lap. Internally, they have already announced plans to expand the Army by a huge number.

    “I can tell you for a fact. In times of Plenty, discipline is scarce. No one cares about saving money or spending every dollar wisely when they are all in a hurry to open their Christmas presents.”

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  45. Farm Boy says:

    Some of the shock of Trump’s victory is surely due to the bubble that exists in Hollywood and New York, the Pauline Kael–esque sense that nobody could have voted for Trump. But some of it also derives from celebrities’ self-assured belief that they have an outsized impact in the world of politics.

    Clearly that view infused the Clinton campaign: Hillary trotted out Lena Dunham of Girls fame, she of the false rape accusations and gleeful admissions of sexually abusing her sister, on the campaign trail all year long; Clinton advocates such as Elizabeth Banks took time off from producing bad a cappella sequels to film ads; singers and actors all joined to make a difference by producing a glossy version of Rachel Platten’s maddening “Fight Song.”

    And not only didn’t those things matter, they actually helped drive voters away from Clinton. They exacerbated the image of Clinton as an out-of-touch elitist who spent her free time hanging out with Katy Perry, even as Donald Trump, at a stadium in rural Ohio, took yet another boisterous swipe at elitism. But it wasn’t just because these celebrities were rich and out of touch that Americans were put off by them.

    It’s because those celebrities were the people most likely to judge red-state Americans as rubes — nasties intent on targeting Muslims and gays and blacks and women. The unearned moral superiority of America’s celebrity class rests in their open condemnation of flyover Americans as brutish louts, and their self-parodying belief that they are civil-rights heroes

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/442821/left-won-culture-wars-now-its-bully

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  46. SFC Ton says:

    red-state Americans as rubes — nasties intent on targeting Muslims and gays and blacks and women?
    ………….
    Lord how I wish that were true

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  47. Spawny Get says:

    News you won’t have seen on the MSM.

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  48. FNU MNU LNU says:

    although i mostly agree with the spending comment, you have to take in to account that congress also pushes the pentagon to start and continue programs that the military doesn’t want. and that happens to the civilian agencies as well.

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  49. SFC Ton says:

    Legit
    The officers are all about expanding the budget
    It’s part of their promotion requirements

    Liked by 1 person

  50. FNU MNU LNU says:

    i just heard on TV that some people are saying the osu slasher was unjustly killed because he was muslim.

    WTF is wrong with people?

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  51. FNU MNU LNU says:

    thats no surprise at all.

    just as insecure is how a lot of people use their everyday email address for places like wordpress, instead of a dedicated one specifically for douchbaggery.

    anytime you comment on a blog, wordpress records and makes available the commenters email address and ip address the comment was posted from. thats why you should use a different email address, and possibly even a vpn or tor.

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  52. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Finnish National Anthem.

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  53. SFC Ton says:

    No idea but black Lives matter has been floating that from day 1

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