Ask SFC Ton


Make a Ask Ton post and I will answer them as time allows

So without further ado, here is a post where you can ask SFC ton about men , women, and how men should go about life.

 

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157 comments on “Ask SFC Ton
  1. Farm Boy says:

    SFC Ton,

    What will Trump do next?

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  2. Farm Boy says:

    SFC Ton,

    Why is the South superior?

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  3. Ame says:

    What is your favorite all-time movie?

    What is your favorite food?

    What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?

    Should couples who are LTR or married have their own rooms?

    What was the best year of your life?

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  4. Yoda says:

    What the best size of boobs there are?

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  5. Ame says:

    dang, Yoda! he’ll answer your question before mine! 😉

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  6. Is there anything still on the Ton’s “bucket list? If so, what?

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  7. Canadian forces standard issue. FN/FAL.
    Govt cheaping out or just stupid?

    Mixed hardwood forest. Snowshoes or cc skis??

    Compound gets the job done but recurve is skill??

    Bullit’s Mustang vs Max’s Jensen Interceptor?

    David Jansen in Birds of Prey or Larry Hagman in Deadly Encounter for best chopper movie?

    Did Butch or Sundance make it out???

    Hillary? Honey asnd fireants? Killer bees? A dark sauna full of mosquitos?

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  8. Duh. 36 D.

    Big enough to do the (buries face) burbubleburbubleburbule
    Small enough to be proportionate
    And moderate enough to maybe withstand the ravages of gravity.

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  9. Oak coals burning for five hours in ten foot firepit.

    Pig and maplewood or applewood and tbone?

    Mushrooms and onions in tinfoil packet under coals or clams and shrimp in the pot?

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  10. SFC Ton says:

    I envisioned this to be more oh the lines of shit test/ dating questions but what the hell

    What will Trump do next?
    Bang his hot ass wife

    Why is the South superior?
    The reasons are legion and would fill the interwebz

    What is your favorite all-time movie?
    Taken. Best morality movie of our time. It teaches women all the need to know
    The virgin is valued and survvies long enough to be rescued
    The slut is used up and tossed away
    Father knew best. The whole thing went down because women collude to lied to the man responsible for her well being
    Money is nice but at the end of the day, being personally competent in violence is better

    What is your favorite food?
    Dry aged ribeyes, with a side order of dry aged ribeye

    What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?
    My bitches having sex; sex with my bitches

    Should couples who are LTR or married have their own rooms?
    They should have their own houses

    What was the best year of your life?
    All of them

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  11. SFC Ton says:

    What the best size of boobs there are?
    Whatever size you happen to be playing with at the time.

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  12. SFC Ton says:

    Is there anything still on the Ton’s “bucket list? If so, what?
    Yes. Knock all the hot blonde bitches….and all the hot brunettes….. and the redheaded ones….and that bitch with the crazy hair I saw a picture of….. and that bad ass Asian bitch at the bagel store…. and those two chicks at the coffee shop…..the girl at the gym…. I banged a chick who was an Olympic alternate….like to knock her up…

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  13. Ame says:

    if you were to plan a ‘Spawny’s Weekend’ for all of us – where would it be, and what would you have planned?

    other than The South, where else in the world would you like to live?

    where is the last place on earth you’d ever want to live?

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  14. Ame says:

    “What is your favorite all-time movie?
    Taken. Best morality movie of our time. It teaches women all the need to know
    The virgin is valued and survvies long enough to be rescued
    The slut is used up and tossed away
    Father knew best. The whole thing went down because women collude to lied to the man responsible for her well being
    Money is nice but at the end of the day, being personally competent in violence is better”

    – – – – –

    love that movie … and agree with your assessment.

    one of our regrets that their dad died when they were still young is that he didn’t get to take them on their trips around the world. he was a world-traveler and, although anally over-protective sometimes, i never worried about anyone hurting my girls when they were with their dad. he was cautious and aware when in public and when travelling, and they had truly looked forward to those trips with their dad; they would have been graduation gifts 😦

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  15. Cautiously Pessimistic says:

    Hey, Ton
    Accept limitations, or force life to run you down on each and every? When to say “Can’t do it,” and when to say “Fuck off, or make me care?”

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  16. SFC Ton says:

    if you were to plan a ‘Spawny’s Weekend’ for all of us – where would it be, and what would you have planned?
    Send the boys to Cill’s place
    Take the girls to my bed 😉

    other than The South, where else in the world would you like to live?
    Other than The South? Bitches be trippin and shite

    where is the last place on earth you’d ever want to live?
    the north

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  17. SFC Ton says:

    Accept limitations, or force life to run you down on each and every? When to say “Can’t do it,” and when to say “Fuck off, or make me care?”

    What the fuck are “limitations” ?

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  18. Were you always a good shot or did you learn that?

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  19. w a firearm, I mean!

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  20. Yoda says:

    Your favorite actor Andy Griffith it was?

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  21. Yoda says:

    Ginger or Mary Ann or Mrs. Howell?

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  22. Spawny Get says:

    I think that the characters are fairly self-explanatory

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  23. Spawny Get says:

    The UKIP money man that met Trump with Nigel
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04h3p3q

    Banks: ‘Drain the swamp’ of bad MPs
    Brexit campaigner and businessman Arron Banks maps out his vision of a new political movement to challenge the status quo in Westminster and talks similarities between the two campaigns of the moment- Brexit and ‘Brexit-plus’ (referring to Donald Trump’s US presidential bid).

    Arron Banks was one of the first political figures from the UK- along with UKIP’s Nigel Farage- to meet President-Elect Trump after his electoral victory.

    Speaking to the Westminster Hour’s Sam Macrory, the Co-Founder of Leave.EU said he would like to ‘drain the swamp’ of professional politicians from the House of Commons and install a new system of direct democracy.

    Donald Trump’s presidential victory has taught us that change will come from ‘upsetting the apple cart’, he says.

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  24. happyhousewifey says:

    You’re all making this too easy on him!

    Hey Ton, you do realize this is just us making fun of you thumping your virtual chest too much, right? Hope you’re not too offended…

    (Aren’t shit tests supposed to have an element of *shit* to them?)

    Hey Ton, I bet you’re loving the attention right now, this thread is a dream come true for you right?

    (And by the way, take it as a compliment that I made my questions nasty, I wouldn’t do that tk anyone I wasn’t sure could laugh them off, no actual offense meant :))

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  25. Spawny Get says:

    I’m just enjoying seeing a professional at work.

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  26. SFC Ton says:

    Your favorite actor Andy Griffith it was?
    I moved to a town sometimes referred to as Mayberry by the sea

    Ginger or Mary Ann or Mrs. Howell?
    Ginger and Mary Ann

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  27. SFC Ton says:

    I had a reply for Horseman but word press et it

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  28. Spawny Get says:

    Ton, nothing in spam.

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  29. SFC Ton says:

    Hey Ton, you do realize this is just us making fun of you thumping your virtual chest too much, right?
    It is a magnificent chest, covered in fur, scars and tatoos so of course I thump it often.

    Hope you’re not too offended…
    I looked offended up in The Ton-tionary; what bitches get when their fweelings are hurt.
    The Ton is neither a bitch or in possession of fweelings
    The Ton has feelings of course. The full gauntlet of approved masculine emotions; anger, hunger and horny. I woke up horny. Girls took care of that. Then I was hungry, the Girls made me breakfast. How the hell can you be angry after you just had sex, 2 pancakes and 6 scrambled eggs with cheese?

    Hey Ton, I bet you’re loving the attention right now, this thread is a dream come true for you right?
    My everyday sex life is most guys porno.. Everyday is a dream come true.

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  30. SFC Ton says:

    Were you always a good shot or did you learn that?

    Been shooting so long I can’t rightly recall but I am certain I struggled at 1st because being an aggressivelly determined asshole is the only thing that ever came natural for me.

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  31. happyhousewifey says:

    LOL
    Win!

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  32. happyhousewifey says:

    Soooo still way to easy.

    Eeeeew Ton, you smell, what IS that?!

    Hey Ton, did you notice the grey back there? Want to borrow my tweezers?

    Hey Ton, why do you spend so much time bragging online? We really didn’t need to know that…

    Who wants to live in a porn movie, does it itch terribly down there? You know some of those diseases addle the brain in the end?

    (okay can’t think of anything nastier, surely the gentlemen here had worse thrown at them? Share them for Ton to reply :P)

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  33. Spawny Get says:

    “Hey Ton, did you notice the grey back there?”

    Lot of silverbacks here, best get used to it.

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  34. happyhousewifey says:

    You never know if aging is something a man is sensitive about. Shittestiest approach is to rudely bring it up and see if he bolts.

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  35. happyhousewifey says:

    Hey Ton, your blog is sooo nice, I was thinking of making one, could you help me set one up? You seem to know so much about it (And for steps 2, 3 and 4 make you do all the work, and think of ways I can generate an income off it, and do all the administration, and give me ideas for topics)

    Hey Ton, I was thinking of taking up (insert hobby of yours here), could you help me get started? (And for step 2, watch how much effort you exert while I never take up hobby X)

    (At any point you tell anything interesting) Yeah but is it any real use? (This one helps prevent tired arms from lugging buckets of cold water around)

    Ton do you agree being in love with yourself makes you kinda gay?

    See I *did* think of nastier! Not sure if I should be quite so pleased with myself for that…

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  36. SFC Ton says:

    The words man and sensitive should never collide in the same sentence

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  37. happyhousewifey says:

    Okay so serious question to all of you. What in the world do you gift men who have a tendency of going their own way, as it were?
    For my husband I just gift wrapped some books he ordered for himself, because he likes to pick out his own things and there’s no point spending the money he makes. But I have the same problem for several men in the family – whatever they want, they want to pick themselves, and they are not happy with goofy junk that clutters their homes. There are a few rare times when I can DIY something they want that is not for sale, but otherwise… Meh. I like big piles of presents under the tree, but not to waste money just so I can wrap something. Anyone? Any ideas? Or just get them nothing?

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  38. happyhousewifey says:

    Is that a moonbow???

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  39. SFC Ton says:

    Eeeeew Ton, you smell, what IS that?!
    Fish guts.

    Hey Ton, did you notice the grey back there? Want to borrow my tweezers?
    Tweezers? They make those for men?

    Hey Ton, why do you spend so much time bragging online? We really didn’t need to know that…
    I have not yet begun to brag

    Who wants to live in a porn movie, does it itch terribly down there? You know some of those diseases addle the brain in the end
    Been clap free since Tuesday ; )

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  40. SFC Ton says:

    Hey Ton, your blog is sooo nice, I was thinking of making one, could you help me set one up? You seem to know so much about it (And for steps 2, 3 and 4 make you do all the work, and think of ways I can generate an income off it, and do all the administration, and give me ideas for topics)
    Trying to hard darling

    Hey Ton, I was thinking of taking up (insert hobby of yours here), could you help me get started? (And for step 2, watch how much effort you exert while I never take up hobby X)
    Sorry darling. All my hobbies are for men

    (At any point you tell anything interesting) Yeah but is it any real use? (This one helps prevent tired arms from lugging buckets of cold water around)
    ?

    Ton do you agree being in love with yourself makes you kinda gay?
    Every one is secretly gay for The Ton
    OR
    It’s not gay on Thursdays

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  41. SFC Ton says:

    Been an intresting exercise. Much of what I would have said would have not landed well without tone of voice and body language

    Any rate, all pretty easy verbal sparing. Combat tours give you a lot of down time with nothing much to do but work out and talk shit. I prefer working out while talking shit

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  42. happyhousewifey says:

    A woman I know uses the “is it any real use?” Line to kill any fun topic and pour cold water over anyone who is enthusiastic about anything, I hate that one…

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  43. SFC Ton says:

    Cookies. You can send me cookies for Christmas
    None of us bake

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  44. SFC Ton says:

    A woman I know uses the “is it any real use?” Line to kill any fun topic and pour cold water over anyone who is enthusiastic about anything, I hate that one…

    Ahhhh I would say damn girl you are where fun goes to die
    Yes it is good for the soul and what matters more then our soul
    Or something fancy about how love, beauty and joy are the bacon bits on life’s suck salad

    Then go back to my story

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  45. Spawny Get says:

    Godfrey Elfwick has a friend called Wrightly Willowleaf…

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  46. Spawny Get says:

    HHW, what do you reckon? A mist composed of droplets of many sizes with plenty of depth to it, so you get a superimposition of many rainbows of different sizes?

    Just guessing. It was taken in Scotland. During the day, I believe.

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  47. SFC Ton says:

    Bogramming note
    The Ton is extraordinary proud of his grey hair. Never thought I’d see 27 let alone 47.
    I know it doesn’t really come through but I am an old soul at heart and respect the grey hairs who went before me.

    Who knows, maybe, good Lord willing, I will be old and grey, sitting at a table with generations of Ton’s gathered before me.

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  48. Spawny Get says:

    “Who knows, maybe, good Lord willing, I will be old and grey, sitting at a table with generations of Ton’s gathered before me.”

    Sounds like a plan. Go for it

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  49. Spawny Get says:

    Also useful

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  50. Spawny Get says:

    Phony Bliar is attempting a return to UK politics…no, really!

    Even the lefty rag The Guardian is WTFing
    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/22/tony-blair-centre-left-politicians

    If Tony Blair is the answer, then the question is high on illicit substances. He is reported to be launching an organisation to examine why the “centre left” has been overwhelmed by the forces of populism. It’s as though he’s a spectator, a passive commentator, a bystander, rather than a leading contributor to this age of political calamity. Someone who should be in the dock is electing himself chief prosecutor.

    Just consider this. In July, Tony Blair was damned by an official inquiry for his role in a war that cost the lives of hundreds of thousands of human beings, including 179 British service personnel, and which contributed to the rise of fanatical Islamist terrorism. That’s before we even mention Blair’s lucrative service for foreign tyrants. If normal rules applied to men of power, he would retire from active political life in disgrace. And yet, less than five months later, here he is, plotting a return to the frontline of politics. His career is like the T-1000 at the end of Terminator 2: it just will not die. If Blair wants material for his vanity project – “why are people so disillusioned with establishment politics?” – then how about starting with politicians who face no penalties for their colossal misdeeds, and continue to exert huge power and influence without any apparent shame or even penitence?

    Even before the Chilcot report was published, polls showed that more than half the population would never forgive him

    Tony Blair is one of the most loathed politicians in Britain. His small but determined fanclub might not like this, they might believe it is unfair and the British public are all suffering from some form of mass delusion or false consciousness that prevents them from seeing his greatness, but there it is anyway. Even before the Chilcot report was published, polls showed that more than half the population said they would never forgive him. “And the reason this country’s full of people who are so cynical about politicians is down to Tony Blair,” as Labour voters who have defected to Ukip tell focus groups.

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  51. Ton, is there anything that you are afraid of? Spiders? The dark? Bpd women?

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  52. Spawny Get says:

    Ha! Ton laughs at spiders, he tweaks the nipples of the dark, we dare not speak of what he’s alleged to do to BPD women

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  53. Spawny Get says:

    Nigel in real life:

    Nigel, as portrayed by the BBC:

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  54. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Of topic, but this had to happen. I just didn’t think of it. Families are going to split.

    https://pjmedia.com/drhelen/2016/11/21/would-you-uninvite-relatives-to-thanksgiving-over-politics/

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  55. SFC Ton says:

    Ton, is there anything that you are afraid of? Spiders? The dark? Bpd women?

    Fear? When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night he checks under the bed out fear of the Ton
    I fear my pecker will contuine to grow
    Fear of the Lord is the beginning of Wisdom. Fear of the Ton is #2

    LOL that was a good one, as I wrote a post of fear and know I discussed it a few times, being scared shitless during one of the combat diver tests, fearing being crippled, fear of failure when I started my 1st buiness etc. Best how to answer quandary yet

    And I’ll get back to Horseman’s when I have the time.

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  56. SFC Ton says:

    LOL Nigel and I have 2 tattoos in common

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  57. SFC Ton says:

    Would I uninvite….. I banished my sister from my life with no regrets. So fuck yeah snake

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  58. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I doubt that one of the tattoos is “Liebstandarte Adolf Hitler”. At the end of the war, those were so disgusted with him that they tore off their cuff bands.

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  59. happyhousewifey says:

    You guys, shouldn’t someone rile up the feminists to get the government to stop registering sex in personal documents? Gives them something to be upset about and those nasty politicians something to keep them busy…

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  60. Spawny Get says:

    HHW, related

    There’s no reconciliation there. I’m pretty sure I know who’s right (and they’re not packin’ a gyna). The lawyer woman says it’s no big deal despite the fact that clearly Prof Peterson is already suffering issues. The lesbian woman claims that because she and her circle jerk of ideologues keep a circle of referencing each others’ work, she has the scientific credibility.

    At about 1:29:00 mark he starts describing the future. A future anyone but a tard or ideologue can see coming. It’s coming because the law has passed.

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  61. happyhousewifey says:

    Skipped ahead, that man makes a good point. I saw it as harmless ridiculous pranking by LBGT, same as I did as a kid sometimes (demanding people call me by some other name or title).

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  62. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    They are going to either formally fire him or hound him out. In either event, they are doing wonder to “enhance” the reputation of Toronto and Canada.
    Sorry, Horseman.

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  63. HHW

    Have we taught you nothing?

    High heels, makeup and a thong. Period.

    Followed by steak and blowjob day
    A backrub while watching Rudy (insert sports movie here)

    Then the trifecta: the Nun, the Rancher and the Puppy (really? I have to explain)

    So now its noon so make him a sammich…..

    Or alternatively
    Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, and titties.

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  64. Do I have to come down there?!!!!

    Actually most curious on compound vs recurve.
    (Any asshole can sit in a treestand with a high powered gun and a scope.
    It takes actual bushcraft to get close enough for a bowshot.
    And I walk the range, no baiting or sitting in a blind.

    Oh and Grizzly v Hummvee. After Yugo the Griz holds a special nostalgic place in my heart.

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  65. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Yoda,
    I am trying to think how overwhelming that would be on a three foot tall woman.

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  66. Yoda says:

    Disgusting this is

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  67. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Disgusting and tacky, very tacky.

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  68. I am almost afraid to ask horseman, but I am even more afraid to google this so can you elaborate on, “…the Nun, the Rancher and the Puppy…” ?

    And now I know why I am single, I don’t do thongs or heels on a regular basis. Novelty purposes only! Too uncomfortable… I won’t elaborate… have already said too much…

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  69. Ok wait never mind, I figured it out! La la la…

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  70. Farm Boy says:

    There is a new post

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  71. Farm Boy says:

    Academy Award-nominated actor Samuel L. Jackson said he is not leaving the United States now that Donald Trump defeated Hillary Clinton in the presidential election and that his previous threat to move out of the country was not his “personal opinion.”

    What does “personal opinion” have to do with it?

    https://pjmedia.com/election/2016/11/17/does-it-look-like-my-bags-are-packed-samuel-l-jackson-not-leaving-u-s-over-trump/

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  72. Farm Boy says:

    Cookies. You can send me cookies for Christmas
    None of us bake

    How about some “no bake” cookies?

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  73. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Farm Boy,
    I had no idea that you like cookies as much as I do.

    Bloom,
    I am glad that you figured it out. For me, it is not worth the effort.

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  74. RPG!

    Seriously???

    Just wow.

    Anyone else need ‘splainin ….or a diagram??

    Hint….FEMALE Rancher!

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  75. Oops. Shoulda posted in Mansplaining. 😝

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  76. Bear. If you can’t figure it out we reeeeeeeeaaaaallly need to get you laid!

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  77. Yoda says:

    Projection this would be,
    Because cheat they would

    Hillary Clinton is being urged by a group of prominent computer scientists and election lawyers to call for a recount in three swing states won by Donald Trump, New York has learned. The group, which includes voting-rights attorney John Bonifaz and J. Alex Halderman, the director of the University of Michigan Center for Computer Security and Society, believes they’ve found persuasive evidence that results in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania may have been manipulated or hacked. The group is so far not speaking on the record about their findings and is focused on lobbying the Clinton team in private.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/breaking-clinton-campaign-considers-challenging-trumps-victory/

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  78. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Yoda,
    I don’t think they will go along with it. If there were voter fraud, I doubt it would favor Donald Trump.

    Horseman,
    Worse than that. I don’t want to know. I am beginning to see where this all leads.

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  79. Ton, since you described in an almost uncanny way what a candidate would need to do to win this past time, what strategy would you advise now that they have won? Where from here?

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  80. mgtowhorseman says:

    Really?

    the Missionary
    the Cowgirl
    the Doggy.

    just wow.

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  81. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Horseman,
    I shouldn’t respond because what I am feeling may be temporary but, the current sexual marketplace beats the hope out of any man who cares and wants to maintain self respect.

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  82. happyhousewifey says:

    LOL Horseman!!!

    I was looking for something for under the tree and especially for my brothers, so I think I’ll pass on the showing up in a thong thing!!!

    My husband knows his marital rights 😉 He doesn’t have to wait for Christmas to claim them. And steak and bj day is March 14th! What were we supposed to do in the mean time?!

    I just wanted more things to wrap up with ribbons :p

    For the non bakers, borrow someone elses baker? If they’re underage, it’s considered babysitting and the parents will thank you. I’ve yet to meet a little girl who doesn’t love to bake cookies and half the boys I know do too.

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  83. SFC Ton says:

    I despies bow hunting. My forefathers with guns crushed the red skin heathens and I see no reason why I should be forced tout go backwards in technology or be skilled in the weapons of a defeated enemy

    Bow hunting is bullshit, and was driven by the anti hunting hippie crowd to reduce access to hunting. If I am allowed 8 deer a year, why does it matter what weapon system I use? What it does is keep busy blue collar guys from hunting as often as professional class Whites.

    We also know injuns etc mostly trapped prey, or drove them in large hunting parties or set large fires to drive the prey to them. Otherwise the lone hunter on foot is a giant time sink. Most guys can barely get the weekend off and need to maximize their chances. Bow hunting does the opposite of that

    On the upside, after the hippies pushed bow hunting, by using the same propaganda you used, it became extremely popular, which pissed off the hippies

    The Ton would rather spot light deer and move on to the next chore then waste time pretending I am some ancient man in a battle for surrival

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  84. SFC Ton says:

    No bake cookies are an abomination before the Lord ; )

    Girl#2 is in a cake baking/ decorating class. Sadly the focus is the decorating part

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  85. Sumo says:

    Hey Ton, how does it feel to be a pale imitation of The Mighty Sumo? 😁

    Kidding, Nii-san. You know I ain’t got nothing but love & respect for you.

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  86. Spawny Get says:

    Yay! Sumo is back. Having spent a lot of the time down the gym, is my guess.

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  87. Spawny Get says:

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  88. SFC Ton says:

    Ton, since you described in an almost uncanny way what a candidate would need to do to win this past time, what strategy would you advise now that they have won? Where from here?
    ………..
    To be fair I just married up the Sailer stratagey with Buchanan’s run way back when…. don’t want my fweelings hurt by HHW and her baseless chest thumping charge ; )

    I think with Trump, we will see a lot of strong language, with little overt follow up, but the language alone will get semi decent results. Illegals are already self deporting; Mexico and Canada have already expressed their willingness to renegotiate NAFTA. Chicoms are playing it cool, Russia is getting cozy with us, Mexico is shitting bricks and immigration and the taco bender money stream ending….

    Not bad for President-elect status.

    Willing compliance is best, even if it only gets you 80% of what you want. This willing compliance will play out better politically, both domestic and international.

    Personally my real hope with Trump is an emergence of an actual, organized and active right wing and populist pro White/ traditional America political party. I would like that to start with regular local town hall meetings of White folks helping each other out……Hey Joe, I’m pretty good with math, let me help your kids. Bobby, I can fix the breaks on your truck. Hey Jimmy, my buddy Joe is hiring, let’s see what we can do. Etc etc.

    Any rate, look for Trump to deliver good deals, fair to most people involved, but for all of it to be way more carrot then stick

    Trump has to do certain things to get re-elected. #1 is an improvement in the job market/ economic status of working class/ middle class White men. Which will also help middle class/working class non Whites. If he delivers on this, he will garner more votes and more non White votes in 4 years, possibly a legit landslide

    Trump has to deliver. Has to. He will not get the media assist Obama etc get so Trump has to deliver in the real world ways that positively affect everyday folks.

    He has to build the wall, has to regain controll of the border, re-established American sovereignty on our side of the border ( many areas are, in practical terms, controlled by cartels and taco benders) and illegals have to go. BUT forced deportations probably aren’t nessacary, and won’t play out well for him. Enforcing them thar immigration laws will get most to self deport. No more jobs, no more kids going to public schools, no more health care etc and they will go home

    Because the media portrayed Trump as angry, rash etc he will have to ensure he looks like he is uniting the nation and that he is a strong yet mature statesmen, while delivering measurable results. Trump is an expert at controlling his image. He’ll get that job done. He’ll battle the media and do a shit ton of PR work and self promotion.

    Internationally….. look for Trump to allow Russia to do most of the heavy hitting on the world police thing, look for Trump to focus mostly on trade issues etc. International will probably be the easy part for him. Typically American voter (left and right) wants better trade deals, less world policeman bullshit and quick, insanely intense responses to things like terrorism that are over in a few days. Easy shit really. Plus watch Trump generate a lot of good will overseas. Also easy to do if you’re not set to stir up other folks kool-aide

    Trump won on bread and butter issues plus the fuck you vote. He will win by a landslide if he delivers on the job, wages and immigration front while looking like a mature statesman, who doesnt take shit from no one, especially the media ane professional politicians, puts the usa 1st on trade deals, uniting the working class/ middle class of all skin tone(which better trade deals and stopping immigration will) and not engaging in military adventurism.

    Easy in theory. And don’t discount how shit canning illegal immigrants will improve the economic status of working class/ middle class folks. It will be a huge benefit to them regarding jobs and wages

    Imo his biggest weakness is time and robots. It will take time for jobs to return, plants to be built etc, and when they are built, it will be mostly robots doing the work.

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  89. SFC Ton says:

    I consider it an honor to your Nii-san and the mighty Sumo always has a place at my table

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  90. Spawny Get says:

    Trump is already trolling our alleged prime munster Shaggy May over Farage making a great British ambassador to the US. It’s causing ructions 😉

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  91. SFC Ton says:

    And now I know why I am single, I don’t do thongs or heels on a regular basis. Novelty purposes only! Too uncomfortable… I won’t elaborate… have already said too much…
    ………

    Now we all know why you are single

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  92. SFC Ton says:

    LOL I think Trump does a lot of shit simply because it amuses him

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  93. SFC Ton says:

    Ps, given my outdoor lifestyle and our different latitudes, my guess is the Mighty Sumo is the pale one.

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  94. SFC Ton says:

    Sadly Horseman I don’t get any of your movie references. I barely watch the damn things and when I do they have been pretty screened by She-Ton and at the request of my darling Girls.

    Otherwise shit to do, people to, babies to make, motorcycles to ride…. I am up to 7 right now

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  95. Spawny Get says:

    He’s amusing many people over here. May is useless. If you threw her hundreds of files for her to read and then expect only a ‘tough’ speech at the end of it…then May’s your girl. She doesn’t want to DO anything.

    Trump and Farage poking her with sharp sticks takes her way out of her comfort zone. The MSM love talking up the issue as well (not to benefit Trump or Farage), so that’s welcome

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  96. SFC Ton says:

    Pig and maplewood or applewood and tbone?
    Maplewood? Heathen! Pig is done with hickory or apple
    Beef is done with hickory, mesquite or live oak…. if you’re man eniugh

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  97. SFC Ton says:

    Canadian forces standard issue. FN/FAL.
    Govt cheaping out or just stupid?

    FN/FAL is a fine weapon system, though somewhat over priced these days. The Ton owns a few.

    They are not the standard issues for the Canadian military. NATO agreements make the standard round be the 5.56…. and I think they all have to take the same mag too… but don’t quote me on that,
    http://www.army-armee.forces.gc.ca/en/weapons/index.page

    The Ton fully supports the 5.56. The round is unpopular but that’s more about unrealistic expectations. There are a lot of factors at play and it’s a good compromise between all the various concerns. The 7.62 x 51is by far my favorite round but not necessarily the best choice given the tactical reality on the ground.

    Mixed hardwood forest. Snowshoes or cc skis??
    U haul and get the fuck out of there
    I haven’t been on either in more years then I can recall. Weird experience

    Did Butch or Sundance make it out???
    Both made it. When have people ever trusted Boliva to get the details correct?

    Hillary? Honey asnd fireants? Killer bees? A dark sauna full of mosquitos?
    The ravages of old age and a poisoned soul is far worse a fate then those three

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  98. Ame says:

    SUMO!!!!!!!

    Hiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  99. Ame says:

    Ton – your top 3 books?

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  100. SFC Ton says:

    Ton – your top 3 books?
    Bible
    The Way of Men
    FM 7-8
    Periodization Train for Sports
    Science of Sports Training

    That’s right. I listed 5, but a man should always know when to break the rules

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  101. Ame says:

    🙂

    i’m all for breaking the rules when necessary/appropriate 😉

    the only reason i said 3 was b/c i knew if i said 1, it would be the Bible … so i said 3, but 5 is great!

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  102. Ame says:

    interesting … no fiction.

    are there any fiction books you like?

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  103. BuenaVista says:

    “Will I ever be able to shoot a carbine properly if I don’t have an ass that jiggles and absorbs the recoil of a tiny little .223 round?”

    Asking for a friend.

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  104. BuenaVista says:

    BV is delivering meals for a charity tomorrow, beginning 11 a.m. Should I stop drinking by 10:30 you think? A little concerned about involuntary urination, vomit on my shoes, smelling like hard-run vag.

    #fuckingholidays

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  105. thedeti says:

    BV, I’m just going to stand and salute that.

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  106. SFC Ton says:

    I would stop drinking…. I would go with something like weight like 70 spiced rum until the work is done 😉

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  107. Ame says:

    y’all crack me up!

    BV – these are the first holidays in about 13 years that i’ve been excited about. my girls are deliriously happy … we’re even going to bake COOKIES!!!

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  108. Ame says:

    okay … i know … cookies can’t compete with that video … good thing i wasn’t trying to 😉

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  109. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Some of us like cookies, A LOT.

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  110. Ok I feel like I at least need to explain about the heels part. I live in the country. On a farm. There’s a lot of grass and mud and gravel. It’s not like I “won’t” wear heels, but day to day muck boots are more practical. And I have been told I look hot in them so… I dare any girl to try that!

    Also I do have other pretty things…

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  111. Spawny Get says:

    Did they mean sexy wearing only muck boots? I can’t see them as attractive under any scenario myself, but our countryside isn’t the same as yours, so…

    You prove your fitness as a practical life partner by running your business, that’s safe. That’s in the bank.

    Now if you’re looking to trap a man, you need to also make him think of you in the bedroom. So any scenario that doesn’t require muckboots you need to maximise the femininity. Make men think that if you partnered up they’d give you a chance to gussy up more and they’d be the one benefitting from that. A win-win. A man likes a deal that’s win-win especially one that includes sexy-time to boot feminine footwear (where not inappropriate).

    Just say no to practicality where it’s semi-practical to be impractical.

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  112. happyhousewifey says:

    To maximize your chances, listen to Spawny.

    But you could just luck out – my husband has no care for footwear, so I know for a fact it’s not a universal male requirement that you risk spraining your ankles.

    That wasn’t me encouraging you to hold out for mister easy-to-please, that was me gloating, by the way.

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  113. Spawny Get says:

    I meant shoes, skirts, make-up, hair etc. I don’t mean the full get-up to go to the supermarket, just err on the side of pretty and feminine wherever possible

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  114. SFC Ton says:

    Just a little cultural enrichment

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  115. Spawny Get says:

    We’ve had charity worker true believers raped in the Calais camp (as was). Some of them refused to report it in case in caused trouble for the narrative that it’s all rainbows and lollipops there. I don’t think you can treat that level of stupid.

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  116. Spawny Get says:

    Bye bye global warming scare bullshit

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  117. happyhousewifey says:

    Ton, I have gone along on a family trip to an Islamic country and I have lived among immigrants, I know what they are like. I passed up on a pageant because winners would go to an Islamic country for the international follow up. I have read the quran and some hadith. There is absolutely no need to enlighten me on the many splendours of cultural enrichment. I know the wonderful contributions they make to our society.

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  118. Spawny Get says:

    Having read the quran and not subsequently become a muslim, are you not considered an apostate? I haven’t read that stuff, so I am merely ignorant. Having read the stuff and rejected it…tsk-tsk

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  119. BuenaVista says:

    Speaking of religious enrichments (and their discontents), Christopher Hitchens said that the primary drawback of being an atheist is that it leaves a man with no one to talk to (“Oh God Oh God Oh GOD!”) when gettting a blowjob.

    ***

    Regarding the earlier video of the two jiggling vixens firing their AR, I have reconsidered my rejection of a (stock) butt pad when firing mine.

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  120. happyhousewifey says:

    Whoever wrote it (and I sincerely doubt Muhammed ever existed) couldn’t even master fractions, nor had any idea about plate tectonics.
    And yes, that’s a death sentence right there. For those I don’t trust I simply claim to still be studying the stuff.

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  121. Spawny Get says:

    ‘For those I don’t trust I simply claim to still be studying the stuff.’
    Smooth move, smart

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  122. happyhousewifey says:

    Thanks, sad that I feel the need, though.

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  123. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I have to wonder if isolation from foreign tourists contributed to that video. If it is put about that Western women are whores, someone is going to believe it. I don’t think that would have gone on at that ski resort prior to 1979.

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  124. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny,
    I like the “Model suing ” story. In all seriousness, people do go to Mexico for cut rate health care. There have been problems and I don’t think lawsuits get very far.

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  125. fuzziewuzziebear says:

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  126. SFC Ton says:

    In islam, women do jail time for inciting their own rape so it’s unlikely the hajjis acted that way due to a lack of exposure to tourists

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  127. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    After reading Ton’s link, and putting it into a present day context, there is a riddle in it for liberals, are white girls minding their own business higher or lower on the progressive stack than black male and female thugs? The answer yo this will be seen in how effectively the NYPD pursues these thugs and how harshly they are prosecuted. Something tells me that parents of girls at this school are going to find their own transportation.

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  128. happyhousewifey says:

    Fuzziewuzzy, muslim men who worked at a tourist resort have harrassed me (and left sluttily dressed local girls alone), so no, it has nothing to do with lack of tourist experience. I hear the exact same story from every other woman who has visited islamic countries, touristy or not. They do it wherever they go. Group rapes, group harrassment, and sometimes on their own. Islam hold within it an actual rape culture.

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  129. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    HHW,
    So, they are targeting Western women while leaving their own women alone. How did they get the green light to molest Western women? This goes a long way to explaining New Year’s Eve in Cologne and related events. About that, I wonder if women will stay home New Year’s this year?

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  130. happyhousewifey says:

    To specify, the locals working at the resort were of higher status and could get the men fired.

    They also attack their own. But when footage of a burka clad woman being gang raped in Egypt came out, there was a public cry of outrage (the burka ought to have been her pass to safety). It’s just that they do it more to non-muslims. A way of getting women to wear burkas and stay inside. And it works… It used to be, don’t walk around after dark in quiet alleys with a miniskirt. Now it’s don’t walk anywhere with a group of muslims present. I leave the playground with the kids if they are in eyesight.

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  131. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    HhW,
    I wish that I had some solutions for you. The only thing that I can think of would be frowned on by the authorities.

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  132. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I think that I will make a prediction. This New Year’s Eve in Cologne will be a repeat of last year. The local boys will stay in, the girls will go to the city center, and the Muslim boys will pull the same stuff as last year. There will be a cover up and it will all come out, again like last year. Then, all the women will get upset.

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  133. happyhousewifey says:

    Cologne wasn’t just Cologne, it was many major cities. The Finnish police got a tip-off and managed to prevent it.

    I predict the girls will stay home and the boys will go pick fights. And maybe a few terrorist attacks around Christmas, but they will probably lay relatively low to prevent more right wing votes.

    We are moving to a white neighborhood soon and hopefull to a more sparsely populated place a few years on. New Years for us will be on a street where the kids sweep up the mess the next morning 🙂

    For the longer run, we’re both good shots (seriously rare here) and he is a good fighter with many other skills both marketable and practical, but we might take to the seas to avoid the drama. Arrrr.

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  134. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    HHW,
    Looking at the video from Cologne, what stood out to me was the lack of local men. It was as if they never bothered to show up . When that truck terrorist went wild in Nice on Bastile Day, I saw a lot of women leaving the scene but very fer men. In both cases, what are women doing partying it up in public without escorts or, at least, local men in proximity?
    O would like to see the women stay in New Year’s Eve in Cologne. It would mean that they learned something but, I have no faith.

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  135. happyhousewifey says:

    France was a street party, kind of like the fireworks festival in Scheveningen. There were children victims, women tend to feel safe in places where families gather to celebrate. I see no fault for them being there.
    Germany, women are still used to the past where travelling with 1 other woman was enough to garantuee night time safety. It used to be only the odd psycho out there, who preyed on the lone sheep. Now it’s organized.

    Also, partying means different things to different people. You’d be surprised how many women go out to laugh and dance and that’s it. From what I heard the English speaking countries have much wilder party scenes, it differs by the area. It used to be perfectly normal here for a virgin to go out dancing with friends and come back safe and sound. Most parents only required them to have 1 other friend with them. And brothers were sometimes sent along not to protect from attack, but to inhibit the girls.
    Things change…

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  136. happyhousewifey says:

    It warms my heart to see that someone who has given up on finding a woman still care enough about us to hope that we learn to keep ourselves safe, by the way. Thank you for that.

    (Oh and one more thing – girls often have earlier curfews. The guys might still have been partying when the girls left)

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  137. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    HHW,
    In both cases, the attendance had to be overwhelmingly female. Video from Cologne showed Muslims and local women. Watching video of people leaving the scene after the tragedy in Nice, were again overwhelmingly female. I have to wonder what the local guys were doing. They weren’t there.

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  138. Spawny Get says:

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  139. SFC Ton says:

    So, they are targeting Western women while leaving their own women alone. How did they get the green light to molest Western women? ……

    islam gives them the green light. Nothing a moslem does to a non moslem is sin according to mohamet and the hadith

    talumd is just as horrific.

    The skinheads are getting better organized in Germany, and fighting back. New years eve may go differently. A friend of mine in Oz said the same thing played out in his town, but the next year the skinheads where there in force so the hajjis behaved or got beat.

    Camp Ton always has room for a man who can ride fast, shoot straight and tell the truth.

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  140. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I think there are four qualifications but, I remember only three. Ride like a Mexican. Shoot like a Tennessean, and fight like the Devil himself. That was for the Texas Rangers in the days of the Republic. I think they added a few since then.

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  141. SFC Ton says:

    ride fast, shoot straight and tell the truth is from an old scool combat shooting manual by Col. Jeff Cooper, though I have no I did where he got it from… I thought from Col Askinship.

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  142. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I looked up Jeff Cooper. It says that he promoted carrying .45s in “cocked and locked” comndition. There is a story of George S. Patton carrying one in that state and he nearly shot his foot of in a jump. I don’t know if the story is true, but he did go to sing action Army revolvers with the hammer down on an empty cylinder.
    Google didn’t a result for Col. Askinship.
    It seems that Jeff Cooper knew his business. There was someone once recommended to me, a Border Patrol Agent who wrote “No Second Place Winner”.
    Maybe I am still stuck in the nineteenth century. A cap and ball pistol in your left hand, a saber in your right, and the reins in your teeth. Youtube does not have a video.

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  143. SFC Ton says:

    A cap and ball pistol in your left hand, a saber in your right, and the reins in your teeth.

    The Ton can dig it!

    Col Askins

    http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/641984.Unrepentant_Sinner

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  144. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I hoped that youtube had the video from North and South with Patrick Swayze doing exactly that. He was a fine horseman and never got much of a chance to do that on film. But if you ever wondered why all cavalry holsters are left handed, that is why.

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