Vision Quest


It would seem that Lena Dunham was truly traumatized by the election results

Woke celeb Lena Dunham sought solace in the Arizona wilderness this week as she works to overcome her post-election anxiety. She posted of photo on Instagram that shows her hiking in a fashionable sports bra and flashing a “true smile” while hiking in exclusive Sedona, Ariz., on Monday.

Sedona is home to a number of facilities offering “spiritual retreats,” “vision quests,” and other forms of “emotional healing” adventures. In a note accompanying her Instagram post, Dunham expressed love for her fans and described how she had “whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock” after asking “the Canyon for some guidance.”

I am sure that we all feel sympathy for Lena.  But there is a way out for her.  My good buddy Yoda will use his Jedi Powers to communicate with Lena.   By tapping into Sedona’s Energy Vortices with the Force, he will instill suggestions into her mind.  All he asks is that you, the fine readers of this blog, make suggests as to what should be implanted.  It is all up to you.  We can save her.

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50 comments on “Vision Quest
  1. Yoda says:

    You Earthers know her better than I do
    Your suggestions useful they would be

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  2. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Bake lots of cookies and share them with strangers.

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  3. Yoda says:

    Bear eat Lena’s cookies he would?

    Probably Lena eat Lena’s cookies she would

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  4. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I can see Lena doing that, hiding somewhere and eating them all. Then, telling afterward how good they were.

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  5. Yoda says:

    Wonder if Moe any ideas he does have…

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  6. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    He may be busy helping Cill. I can almost hear him muttering about the vanity of modern humans to build in an earthquake prone area.

    It may be good that Lean doesn’t bake. She would be as big as a house.

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  7. Choicy says:

    Implant the suggestion she jumps off the nearest cliff mate.

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  8. Saturday night silliness: I love every single one of you! Mwah. You guys have no idea how very very much you mean to me. xoxoxoxo Thank you for all I have learned from each and every one of you!

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  9. And thank you for caring about me. And listening to my stuff. The advice, caring, understanding, and sometimes tough love I have found here have made me a better woman. 100%

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  10. Yoda says:

    On International Men’s Day, a Conservative MP said that James Bond and characters like him send a “toxic” message

    Bet Lena would go for some of that toxic message she would

    http://heatst.com/culture-wars/james-bond-sends-toxic-message-about-masculinity-says-british-member-of-parliament/

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  11. happyhousewifey says:

    I agree James Bond is horrible. He used to be great in the early movies, but turned into a humorless unromantic grumpy bore. It all went downhill after Sean Connery.

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  12. Yoda says:

    Implant the suggestion she jumps off the nearest cliff mate.

    Probably just bounce she would

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  13. Yoda says:

    Maybe instill the notion of modesty I will
    Both physical and behavioral

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  14. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    “Probably just bounce she would.”
    Why do I have little trouble seeing this with Lena?

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  15. Yoda says:

    Perhaps instill in her the idea that everything in life revolves around gender not

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  16. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I don’t know what is to be done with her. She has a boyfriend that she lives with. You would think that just living with someone might open their mind and heart to see that the opposite sex is human.

    I can see Lena at a family get together and all the kids want to see her bounce from a great height.

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  17. Spawny Get says:

    “whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock” after asking “the Canyon for some guidance.”

    And leftoids wonder why they have no credibility on anything except their areas of expertise: pissing money up the wall and opening the borders

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  18. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Bloom,
    The tone of your last two comments has me concerned. I hope that you will be among us for a long time. No one can say “Cookies, anyone?” quite the way you can.

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  19. Spawny Get says:

    Here’s what a lefty had to say in the previous EU referendum (spoiler alert – we stayed in).

    There’s just no comparison between that bloke and the third raters we have now. The products of diversity and the dumbing down of the people.

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  20. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    He had it right. What profit is there in surrendering your nation’s sovereignty?

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  21. Yoda says:

    That Engkishman’s message much too complex to instill in Lena it is.
    Something simple that understand she can better it would be

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  22. Just a moment of gratitude fuzzie. No worries, I am not going anywhere! Sorry to worry you!

    Cookies, anyone?

    P.s. Lena is a nut job. Looney thru and thru. Asking the rocks for guidance???? :/

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  23. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Bloom,
    I feel better. Now, I can eat cookies. As for Lena, I want to join the chorus of little kids asking her to fall from a great height to watch her bounce.

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  24. Yoda says:

    Few suggestions there are.
    Perhaps people are sympathetic not

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  25. Yoda says:

    hiking in a fashionable sports bra

    Have fashions these do?

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  26. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Yoda,
    I don’t think that there is much hope in salvaging Lena. I think she will yet do something that will be seen as galactically stupid. She still has that in her.
    Perhaps they were referring to the color as being fashionable. The design is uniform. That makes it neither fashionable nor unfashionable.

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  27. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Who would buy it, unless there were one heck of a discount ant a paint job was thrown in.

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  28. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Yoda, I had about given up on Saturday Night Live. It seems that somebody there can still write.
    A one bedroom condo for $1.9 million?

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  29. Spawny Get says:

    http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/11/watch-james-mcgrorys-car-crash-interview-sunday-politics/
    Brillo regains some credibility. A remoaner gets his balls handed to him. Lying media exposed…Lying MSM that is

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  30. Yoda says:

    What profit is there in surrendering your nation’s sovereignty?

    Depends if George Soros you are

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  31. Yoda says:

    Wonder if haunted it is I do

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  32. Spawny Get says:

    Oh this looks like fun
    http://www.amerika.org/politics/introducing-the-google-analytics-bomb-the-non-pc-url-redirector/

    The result is the “Non-PC URL Redirector” which takes a given URL and adds to it highly recognizable Google Analytics tags. This will show up on the statistics reports for these sites and will generate predictable outrage.

    The script turns this:

    http://www.nytimes.com/

    Into this:

    http://www.nytimes.com/?utm_campaign=whitepower1488&utm_content=whitepower1488&utm_medium=whitepower1488&utm_source=whitepower1488

    This does not constitute endorsement of the message, nor does it refute it. It simply uses it as a means to upset those who are triggered by such things.

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  33. Yoda says:

    Perhaps Hillary allow her plane to fly Lena, Amy, Barbra, Samuel L., etc to their destination of choice she will

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  34. Yoda says:

    At first recognized Putin not
    A shirt wearing he was

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  35. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    How is it that people line up for car crash interviews with Brillo? They have to know that they are in trouble/ There is a little bit of Mike Wallace in him.

    Yoda,
    That Hillary had the plane has to detract from its value. Sell it cheap!
    As for George Soros, I have to wonder where his loyalties lie. While I knew he was Hungarian, I didn’t know that he was Jewish. There was a feminist group that he funded that tried to stir up trouble in Israel. He yanked the funding pronto. I can say that anythjing he funds, I think we should suspect.

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  36. Yoda says:

    TRIPOLI (Reuters) – At least 16 people died and 50 were wounded in Libya in four days of clashes between rival factions in the southern city of Sabha, a health official said on Sunday.
    According to residents and local reports, the latest bout of violence erupted between two tribes after an incident in which a monkey that belonged to a shopkeeper from the Gaddadfa tribe attacked a group of schoolgirls who were passing by.

    The monkey pulled off one of the girls’ head scarf, leading men from the Awlad Suleiman tribe to retaliate by killing three people from the Gaddadfa tribe as well as the monkey, according to a resident who spoke to Reuters.

    https://ca.news.yahoo.com/monkey-incident-sparks-clashes-southern-libyan-city-sabha-141307972.html

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  37. Yoda says:

    Queen Elizabeth will invite U.S. President-elect Donald Trump for a state visit to Britain next year to try to cement close ties between the two countries, The Sunday Times newspaper said

    Perhaps ask her to add “bigly” to the language he might

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  38. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Yoda,
    It may be to ask to condemn these ridiculous pronouns.

    This monkey in Libya, could he be related to the one in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

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  39. Yoda says:

    “Bigly” one of Trump’s favorite words it is

    https://www.google.com/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/37483869

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  40. SFC Ton says:

    Rather ask the rocks for guidance then any chick in hollyweird

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  41. SFC Ton says:

    How could Soros be anything but a jew?

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  42. Farm Boy says:

    There is a new post

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  43. Spawny Get says:

    “Spawny Get,
    How is it that people line up for car crash interviews with Brillo?”

    Cameron and May have both avoided him. Corbyn too.

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  44. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    Those three have some sense.

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  45. Yoda says:

    Even though the initial request from the private school teen was for advice on how to “help fight for the women of this country,” Dunham recommended that aspiring activists reach out to international community, for example, by finding a sister school or connecting with pen pals in Afghanistan and Ethiopia, because “to really work, feminism has to be global.”

    “We grow more empathic by embracing difference,” Dunham wrote. “Find out what you have a lot of at your school that they need a little of at their school. Give that resource (pencils? lined paper? tampons?) In doing so, inspire other kids to share.”

    Dunham’s final piece of advise is simply to “believe.” The aspiring activist must believe that even a teenage Lena Dunham fan at a wealthy private school can become a “tool for revolution.”

    Apparently ineffective my attempts were.
    Try again I will

    http://heatst.com/politics/lena-dunham-trump-advice/

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