It’s All In Your Head

One of the keystones of modern Feminism is the “blank slate” argument.  This concept states that the brains of males and females have almost no natural differences, and any that typically appear are solely due to societal pressures and “sexist” nurturing by parents or other caregivers.

But what does the scientific evidence show regarding this assertion? Are male brains truly the same as female ones, and vice versa? The answer, much to Feminist dismay, appears to be no. With the aid of current medical technology, our understanding of the human brain is steadily becoming clearer. But what are some of these differences you may ask? Let’s take a look at some of the most common ones.

Brain Size
It should be obvious by simply looking at the general size differences between the bodies of men and women, but men tend to have larger brains. What might surprise the average reader, though, is that this is true even when accounting for said differences. When we compare a man and woman with the same height, weight, and build, the male will still have a slightly larger brain. Though the jury remains out on the exact reason for this, the next section may provide a possible answer.

Gray vs White Matter
Our central nervous system (Brain + Spinal Cord) is composed of these two distinct types of matter. In a very basic nutshell, gray matter is made up of active neuronal cell bodies and white matter is the myleinated axons that allow communication between them. Think of the gray matter as computers, and the white as network connections.

On average, women have 10x more white matter than men, and men have 6.5x more gray matter than women.  Women’s neurons have also been found to be more densely packed than men’s, which tend to spread out further (thus making a larger brain). Thus, in a study involving sounding out words, men used only a small part of the left side of their brains, but women used both halves…and yet both sexes scored equally well. This fact has long had great medical implications for male stroke victims, who may take longer to recover their ability to speak due to the biological lack of as many connections between the two sides of their brain.

The most notable difference here in male and female brains resides in the medial preoptic area, which helps control mating behaviors and copulation. In males, this section is not only 2.2x larger, but it has twice the amount of cells. This may help explain why women, in general, have a less insistent libido than their male peers.

Ever wonder why men seem to have better spatial skills? It probably comes down to their brain’s automatic use of the hippocampus. While women use parts of their cerebral cortex (located above it) to navigate, men use the left side of their hippocampus. Interestingly, this doesn’t appear to be activated in women’s brains during navigation or spatial tests at all, despite the female hippocampus being slightly larger.

This is likely because said segment is also responsible for memory retaining (turning short-term memories into long-term) as well as connecting emotional details to them. So next time your girlfriend or wife remembers a fight you had 2 years ago that you can’t recall at all, you’ll know why.

Recent studies have shown that the male brain is far more intra-connected, whereas the female brain is significantly more inter-connected. This means, for example, that the anterior and posterior of a man’s left or right hemisphere can “speak” more fluently than a woman’s, which facilitates superior spatial perception and coordinated motor actions. On the other hand, women’s increased connectivity between their right and left hemispheres leads to superior use of analytical and intuitive processing.

Anterior Cingulate Cortex
This section of the brain is where subjective (not genital) responses to sexual stimuli are processed, and is more active in women. It has been identified as a potential reason for the results of Dr Meredith Chivers’ 4 year study into human arousal. By showing her participants both explicitly sexual and non-sexual nude videos of men and women while connected to devices that measured genital blood flow, it was found that straight men became genitally aroused by nearly all female depictions, and gay men became genitally aroused by nearly all male ones. Lesbians reacted opposite to gay men, of course. Strangely, straight women became genitally aroused by both men and women, but responded to videos of even non-sexual nude women faster than sexually explicit videos of men.

But what does this study have to do with the ACC? Well, although both groups of men reported knowing they were genitally aroused almost 70% of the time, both groups of women only reported it approximately 26%. In other words, women had significantly greater difficulty acknowledging their body’s arousal response than men, and experienced far more mental separation from it. Hence, the oft-repeated fact that men have a greater libido…or at least can realize they’re horny more often.

What about trans-brains?
So with all these drastic differences, how would a trans person come to be? It very likely has to do with the timing of androgen release in the fetal body. In the first 6-12 weeks of pregnancy, a defemininization process will occur if there is an influx of testosterone and dihydrotestosterone, which creates male body parts like the penis, prostate, and testes. If these are absent, the fetus will continue to grow as a female. However, significant brain development doesn’t occur until weeks 19-23…far after the genitals are already fully developed.

Thus, if there is a continued influx of either testosterone or estrogen into an opposite sexed baby during this time, such hormones will only be able to alter the brain. This is how one can be a person like myself who has the outer look of a female but with a masculine-typed brain structure, and vice versa. It’s important to note that this doesn’t appear in a significant portion of the population though, and studies suggest it only affects .03% of us.

Of course, there are far more structural differences between the sexes that I haven’t mentioned. It truly is amazing to know that both a man and woman can perform the same tasks (like reading this paragraph, for instance) yet be using completely separate parts of their brains to do so. Similarly, it is fantastic to learn just how complementary the two are in other areas of life…and how much society suffers for its neglect towards the masculine.

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337 comments on “It’s All In Your Head
  1. Spawny Get says:

    Ooh, I look forward to reading this tomorrow. Looks very interesting

    Cheers Tarn

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  2. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I hadn’t realized that there were that many significant differences. It is a surprise that we are able to function together.

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  3. Ame says:

    it’s always amazing to me that people want to make males and females alike. why? we’re created differently, we are different, and we need each other to be different to compliment one another.

    “Similarly, it is fantastic to learn just how complementary the two are in other areas of life…and how much society suffers for its neglect towards the masculine.”

    great post, Tarn!

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  4. Liz says:

    “This is likely because said segment is also responsible for memory retaining (turning short-term memories into long-term) as well as connecting emotional details to them. So next time your girlfriend or wife remembers a fight you had 2 years ago that you can’t recall at all, you’ll know why.”

    Heh, I thought it was because when you attach an emotion to something, you remember it better. And women are super emotional about (just about) everything. 😛

    Good writeup, Tarn. 🙂

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  5. Liz says:

    Let’s see…nasty Miley Cyrus tongues plus facial money-shots…now…go, go, go….
    😛 😛 😛 😉 😉 😉

    Yep, definitely getting aroused….LOL.
    GAH frickin’ awful new emoticons.

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  6. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    As for your observations on comments, the worst that I have seen are on youtube.

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  7. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    That is not the worst of it. I miss the burritos.

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  8. Tarnished says:

    Thanks everyone.
    I agree with all that’s been said so far.

    No burritos, but here’s some virtual food…


    Now, I’ve just been in my car for 3 hours, and I’m gonna have a bowl of Kix for dinner, vacuum, put away groceries, and be asleep by 10:15.

    Why? Because I live the most wild and crazy of lives, yo. 😉

    Have a lovely ⏰, all.
    See ya tomorrow.

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  9. Liz says:

    Night night Tarn. Don’t live too dangerously. 🙂

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  10. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    The one thing they left was a diminutive :bear:.
    Thanks for the virtual food!
    That’;s too long a commute. What will you do when it starts to snow?

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  11. It’s pretty clear in many cases that the behavior of male and female animals can be quite different but it seems to work. Having a specialized role that’s part of a larger picture is not necessarily bad, is it? Is day better than night? Is hot better than cold? Could we even appreciate day and night or hot and cold without the opposite contrast? I lived somewhere always hot and sunny for many years and actually it’s quite monotonous. I miss it sometimes, but I prefer distinct seasons far more.

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  12. Tarnished says:

    It’s usually only 2 hours each way, Fuzzie. Morons just “forgot” how to drive today due to it raining. I passed 4 accidents. Ridiculous!

    I don’t mind driving in the snow, even if it’s a few inches. It’s kinda fun…I like the little bit of challenge it adds. Ice is a far bigger threat, imo, but luckily our main roads get sanded, salted, and plowed pretty damn quick.

    I am searching for a new place to save on gas and tolls though.

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  13. Tarnished says:

    You’re correct that contrast is quite important, Bloom. It’s true for both individuals and in talking about the general populace.

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  14. I mean how ridiculous would it be if animals suddenly started to rebel against their true natures? For being the “most intelligent” I am not so sure it’s getting us anywhere…

    As for the larger fix, well that’s beyond any single person’s doing. However if things can change so drastically in say 20 years, then e potentially so more and more, doesn’t it make sense that it could flip the other direction in a generation or two? Lots of churn in between (yay us! kidding…) but anything is possible…

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  15. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I think that a lot of this can be traced back to the introduction of reliable oral contraception. I think that was in 1960. We’re still working out the details on that one. That is fifty five years ago.

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  16. SFC Ton says:

    no anything is not possible. It takes seconds to destroy what took years or generations to create. Though Bloom’s comment is another example why women shouldn’t vote

    the anything is possible logic should be dead and gone by the age 8 or so.

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  17. Yoda says:

    A long post it was.
    And trigger warnings were needed not

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  18. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Tarn writes good posts she does.

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  19. Yeah, yeah, yeah…. Someone has to believe shit could maybe work out…maybe not anytime soon but someday, somehow. It’s what good people do. What other choice do we really have? Have we ever had?

    I am td repeatedly btw that I am too nice… Or some such. I gotta believe in the force.

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  20. * Told

    My personality type is Pollyanna. But you know what, believing can be the most powerful thing, however illogical! 🙂

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  21. And men should be men and women should be women and there’s nothing wrong with it, no matter what the shrieking harpies say! If Trump’s popularity is any indicator, their days of absolute rule might be numbered. Time to return to reality, I’d agree! It ain’t working, no use beating a dead horse.

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  22. Or we ladies can beat dead horses in mud floor huts while washing threadbare clothes in a polluted river and wishing for the good old days… But that would not be a good choice. Maybe the feminists will save us? Puh-lease!

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  23. Ok rant over, sorry bout that, cookies anyone?

    Gnite! 🙂

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  24. Spawny Get says:

    Really good post, Tarn. Did you do the research some time ago? I feel a bit guilty about using up your very limited free time.

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  25. Spawny Get says:

    Definitely off topic but too useful for all not to provide a link to

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  26. BuenaVista says:

    No thongs.

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  27. Tarnished says:

    Did you do the research some time ago?

    Nah. But it wasn’t “free time” so much as “it’s 3am and I can’t fall back asleep”. No worries, mate.

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  28. Tarnished says:

    Tarn writes good posts she does.

    Muchas gracias, Fuzzie. 🙂
    I do have another one in the making, but my home hunting activities probably means it won’t be ready til late next month.

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  29. Tarnished says:

    No thongs.

    Outta stock at the time, I’m afraid.


  30. Tarnished says:

    the anything is possible logic should be dead and gone by the age of 8 or so

    And for many, including myself, it was. Not “everything” is possible, but that’s just the phrasing…I doubt Bloom actually believes it literally.

    I’m too misanthropic to believe that things will ever get better via real work and introspection from the majority/general public. However, it is plausible that individual relationships can be created that succeed despite the world outside.

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  31. Tarnished says:

    Interesting information from Wikipedia.

    Pollyanna mindset:
    Researchers Margaret Matlin and David Stang provided substantial evidence of the Pollyanna Principle. They found that people expose themselves to positive stimuli and avoid negative stimuli, they take longer to recognize what is unpleasant or threatening than what is pleasant and safe, and they report that they encounter positive stimuli more frequently than they actually do. Matlin and Stang also determined that selective recall was a more likely occurrence when recall was delayed: the longer the delay, the more selective recall that occurred.

    Depressive realism mindset:
    Depressive realism is the hypothesis developed by Lauren Alloy and Lyn Yvonne Abramson that depressed individuals make more realistic inferences than do non-depressed individuals. Although depressed individuals are thought to have a negative cognitive bias that results in recurrent, negative automatic thoughts, maladaptive behaviors, and dysfunctional world beliefs,depressive realism argues not only that this negativity may reflect a more accurate appraisal of the world but also that non-depressed individuals’ appraisals are positively biased. This theory remains very controversial, as it brings into question the mechanism of change that cognitive behavioral therapy for depression purports to target. While some of the evidence currently supports the plausibility of depressive realism, its effect may be restricted to a select few situations.

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  32. Liz says:

    Of course things can change.
    Things change all the time.
    Used to be there was an ass tray in every home…it was part of the decor, a house without one would be like a house without a coffee table.
    Iran in 1985 looked a lot different from Iran in 1965. Egypt in 2004 was not like Egypt in 1959. We’re nothing like the US of 1950 either.
    Change the incentives, change the behavior. Even social conditioning can do that, it doesn’t always take an act of war. The liberals infiltrated their ideas via social conditioning and they have been extremely effective in very short time.

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  33. Liz says:

    Ass tray. LOL!
    Does it say something about my texting habits that it autocorrected to that?

    ASH tray.

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  34. Spawny Get says:

    I would provide my usual correction service, but this one is better left as is…

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  35. Yoda says:

    Perhaps the ass tray also known as a toilet it is.

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  36. Liz says:

    Probably more like a chamber pot. 🙂

    (I’m not trying one of those new tongue emoticons after that one!)

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  37. Liz says:

    One (the only) good thing that would come out of a Hillary presidency (before the world explodes and most of humanity is lost….but I’m hopeful that the last remaining folks will live on to invent a time machine to come back and make sure she was never born):

    The potential zingers.
    I’m dying to use this line every time she tells a lie:
    “Put that with the rest! No new taxes, Mission accomplished, I won’t cum on your dress….”

    (Trump, if you’re reading…use that one!)

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  38. Well someone has to be positive, right? 🙂

    I wish I could tell you guys all the amazing positive stuff that has happened for me but if I did then it would out me so I can’t, but miracles and positive coinky dinks happen often here at chateau Bloom. I believe thinking positively despite all odds helps manifest that.

    Lemons from lemonade.

    No thongs, agreed. Dreadful butt floss things.

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  39. Lemonade from lemons I mean. Lol 🙂

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  40. Yoda says:

    Difficult to believe the “blank slate” is.
    Evidence of the concept’s silliness visible everywhere it is

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  41. Yoda says:

    men reported knowing they were genitally aroused almost 70% of the time,

    After 900 years, look down and check I need to do

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  42. Yoda says:

    Do a follow on Tarn should
    Focus on differences in behaviors one could

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  43. Yoda says:

    I thought it was because when you attach an emotion to something, you remember it better. And women are super emotional about (just about) everything

    Yes, remember everything they do.
    Even things that happened not

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  44. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    That Idaho sheriff has political courage. I saw a fembot response video to that and would like to crucify him. They really want it to be taken on faith and see the man convicted on nothing else. That’s not good when trial attorneys think that half the accusations are bunk.


  45. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    You handled that well. Better than I would have.


  46. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Off topic, Milo got into a situation that couldn’t be handled. I’ll try to find video.


  47. SFC Ton says:

    good looking women can afford to be positive/ Pollyanna

    Men and ugly chicks cannot

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  48. Liz says:

    Speaking of positive social changes, Scott Adams has a (relatively) uplifting piece on that subject here, entitled “Citizen Government”.

    “Thiel’s play – assuming it is true – is totally legal. Thiel just makes sure the lawyers get paid whether they win or lose. Like me, I assume he is acting out of a combination of revenge and a desire to make the world a better place.

    This is another example in which I think citizens are taking a more active role in fixing the world when government isn’t the right tool for the job. There’s something in the air now – maybe because of Trump – that feels intensely American. And by that I mean not waiting around for someone (such as the government) to fix your problem. We’re a nation of problem-solvers. I would argue that problem-solving is the most basic American character trait.

    You need something invented? We’re on it.

    You need a dictator removed? Can do.

    You need economic stability in the world? Working on it!

    Don’t like having a king? We can design a better system.

    At the moment, citizens see our government as defective and they see Donald Trump as a wrecking ball. Step one: Demolition.

    Step two is the scary part. What happens when you break the government? Do we devolve into chaos, anarchy, or dictatorship? Well, that might happen to some countries. In America, when stuff is broken, we fix it. And if it ain’t broken, we’ll break it anyway, just to fix it better. That’s sort of our thing. And we’re good at it.

    I predict we’re going to see a wave of citizen involvement that is unprecedented. People everywhere (especially billionaires) are seeing that government can’t do everything. So they are stepping in. Gates is fixing Africa and whatnot. Thiel is planning floating cities to solve some types of immigration issues and more. And Mark Cuban probably has some good work ahead of him.”


  49. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Dalrock dives into the Praeger U. marriage video.

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  50. Liz says:

    Lol I just saw your post above mine, Ton.
    Aw, come on….what if Hillary is indighted?
    Surely things might be looking up then. It’s not beyond all rhelm of possibility and then whatever the future has in store, at least we’ll have that.
    I’ll start the song!

    Happy…er, less crap days are here again
    The skies above are clear again
    So let’s sing a song of cheer again
    Happy days are here again


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  51. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    As promised. It’s not very edifying, so feel free to skip. One thing to note: most of the audience was in favor of Milo. His disruptors are very much a minority.

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  52. Tarnished says:

    Focus on differences in behaviors one could

    I’d be fine doing a generalized write up like that, but 2 things make me pause:

    First, that is in the realm of psychology, and a fair amount of the ‘sphere seem to have a deep hatred of that particular field.
    Second, I am confused by a lot of behaviors already, so I’m unsure what form this post would take. Suggestions?

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  53. Spawny Get says:

    Before gender politics came to rule over the subject…were men’s and women’s average IQs as near as they are now? I’ve seen anything between 2 and 5 points difference in means for caucasians, though rumour has it that in asians there isn’t any(?) gap between the genders. Have the tests been doctored over time to try and get the means equal? (I’m sure they have, but what happens if have different tests and give men the female one too…and vice versa)

    Hmm so that’s two points.

    Leading to a third; are the smartest and dumbest women the ones with the most masculine brains? With female brains truly more in the middle of even the female distribution of IQ.

    Also, I’ve heard that the lower SD of female IQs is down to their two X chromosones fighting it out throughout the body & brain (same with cat fur, there are only female tortoiseshell cats (2 colours + white) because the feline X carries the fur colour. Toms are only one colour + white). For better or worse male brains are coherent in X, female brains are more the result of a battle over which X is dominant in each cell / region – they cancel out the lows and highs of the result on average.

    Clearly the genetic effects and testosterone in womb effects combine, clouding the issue

    Just some random thoughts (after a couple of well earned beers)…hic

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  54. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    If you feel uncomfortable, why go there?
    I do have a question. You have named a fair number of big differences. Is there another example of this among other animals?

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  55. Cill says:

    I wish I could tell you guys all the amazing positive stuff that has happened for me

    Me too. I keep a weather eye open, but the fair wind blows ever more fair.

    I’m one lucky bastard.

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  56. Liz says:

    “Leading to a third; are the smartest and dumbest women the ones with the most masculine brains? With female brains truly more in the middle of even the female distribution of IQ.”

    I can tell you anecdotally, when I was pregnant it was like I was taking stupid pills. For the short time I was on hormonal contraception it was the same (except that was like taking stupid AND crazy pills). Really…to tell you the truth my mind never came back entirely.

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  57. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I’m so glad you got a froggie helmet.
    On a more serious note, the more I hear about the hormonal birth control, the worse it gets. SSm said that it made her see the the world as grey.

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  58. Cill says:

    Liz, sanity needs hormonal contraception like a bike needs an ass tray.

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  59. Cill says:

    I wonder how many women are instinctively unhappy with contraception as such. Their need to have a baby can make them quite desperate and talk and behave strangely. I wonder if their reaction to hormonal contraception can be a form of deeply abhorrent rejection.

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  60. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I am glad that you are enjoying things going smoothly.
    I am going to leave your question for the ladies to answer.

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  61. Yoda says:

    First, that is in the realm of psychology, and a fair amount of the ‘sphere seem to have a deep hatred of that particular field.

    Depends on whether the psychology models reality it does

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  62. Yoda says:

    Second, I am confused by a lot of behaviors already, so I’m unsure what form this post would take.

    Perhaps focus on a thin slice at a time one might.

    Examples include learning, maturation rate, view toward sex, drive, contentment they would be

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  63. Yoda says:

    39 years ago today, audiences were first taken to the galaxy far, far away that would deeply embed itself in popular culture

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  64. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    That is the best Trigglypuff video yet! I also like how it makes fun of Hanoi Jane.

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  65. Spawny Get says:

    “talk and behave strangely”
    Compared to when they’re not using it…hmm

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  66. Farm Boy says:

    Thanks to the Web site (227 entries so far), it’s easy to keep tabs on the hustlers and mountebanks trying to sell bogus bias claims. Perusing the various stories yields a strong suspicion that these fraudsters are almost never punished in any way, though it is encouraging that the black University of Albany students who falsely claimed they were victims of a racist assault on a bus this winter were expelled for their lies. Hate crime con artists stir up hatred, cheat honest people out of their money and waste public resources on investigations. They do harm to all of us. They should be treated as criminals.

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  67. Yoda says:

    The bear Jedi powers he does have.
    See the future he can

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  68. Tarnished says:

    Perhaps focus on a thin slice at a time one might.

    That’s a good idea.
    Votes for a specific topic?

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  69. Tarnished says:

    I wonder how many women are instinctively unhappy with contraception as such.

    It may have to do, in part, with the reason they’re on it in the first place. If one is a married woman who’s desirous of increasing the flock, but is taking birth control at the behest of her husband or doctor, I can imagine she’d become resentful towards it and exacerbate any negative reactions.

    If she’s a 22 year old single woman, fresh out of college and looking to seriously focus on parts of her life not involving unplanned pregnancy, then she may still have some negative biological reactions, but decide that it’s worth putting up with to remain child-free.

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  70. Tarnished says:

    Do a post about the results of contraception the ladies here should. (Tarn is not considered a lady in most instances, but especially not this one, as no negative reactions were had by their own usages of the Pill.)

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  71. Tarnished says:

    Lol, Spawny.

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  72. Yoda says:

    Wonder what the difference between Moehau Man bloke and Sheila brains there is I do

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  73. Tarnished says:

    Number of dents?

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  74. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    How did I know that you were going to post that? I must have some Jedi powers.
    To honor Yoda and Mrs. Yoda, music performed by Earthlings.

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  75. SFC Ton says:

    Other then fuck you and stop treating us like children does anyone know what the fatasseskimo is saying?

    I always think of fat people as…. well not really people and at best children. since fat asses and kids don’t know how to make good choices


  76. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    “Number of dents?”
    Imagine both a resident of the rugged Coromandel and a bear on the floor laughing uncontrollably.

    “Perhaps focus on a thin slice”
    Are we talking about toast beef?

    We do have more than enough women commenters to ask them to relate their experiences, for good or ill. Even as I do see your point about subjectivity.

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  77. Liz says:

    “Do a post about the results of contraception the ladies here should.”

    I wouldn’t be able to do an entire post. It was a very long time ago, and I try not to hold on to bad memories. 🙂

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  78. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Uh oh! We need anti dote.

    I don’t care what she says but, it is encouraging when she says”spasibo”.

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  79. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I finally got around to reading that NY Post link about hate crime fraud. Starting a registry website is a great idea!

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  80. JDG says:

    A very well thought out and written essay on the differences between the sexes and yet not one mention of SAMMICHES??? HOW CAN THIS BE?

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  81. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Someone upthread did say something about focusing on a thin slice.
    So we are close.

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  82. Liz says:


    Fat ass eskimo. Hee hee. 😀

    Q: What’s the difference between a giant fat bass and a chick SJW?
    A: The letter b

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  83. Yoda says:

    That’s a good idea.
    Votes for a specific topic?

    The difference between the sexes with respect to sammiches

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  84. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    “The difference between the sexes with respect to sandwiches.”
    I would imagine that both men and women eat them with equal enthusiasm.
    Munch. Yum. Gulp. Burp.

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  85. Tarnished says:

    My apologies, JDG.
    I’d thought it would be obvious that everybody loves sammiches.

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  86. Tarnished says:

    The difference between the sexes with respect to sammiches.

    I always forget if this is an ineuendo for the horizontal mombo or if you’re actually referring to food.
    Both of which are greatly enjoyable, but you use bread for one and whipped cream for the other.

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  87. SFC Ton says:

    for the bear

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  88. Yoda says:

    Men like to eat sammiches they do.
    Best thing the Englishmen ever invented it is

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  89. Yoda says:

    Perhaps the toilet a good invention also it is

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  90. Tarnished says:

    Tarn’s favorite regular sammich:
    A ciabatta roll with thick slices of tomato, mozzarella, portobello mushrooms strips and spinach with garlic spread.
    Favorite sweet sammich:
    Lightly grilled peanut butter, nutella, and banana.

    Bear eat both of these he would?

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  91. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Thanks, I needed to see that again. They’re not all going to look like that. Most of them have to look ordinary to be credible. It all has to be about making the demographics look reasonable.
    The worst I heard was from Terrence Popp about Ashley Madison, the cheater’s sire. Without looking it up and trusting to memory, it was something like three real women for every ten thousand men.,
    Every venue is a sausagefest.

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  92. Tarnished says:

    3 real women for every ten thousand men

    My mind is so boggled by this, I can’t even make up one of my weird obscenities to describe it.

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  93. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I would. I can’t turn down food. My favorite sandwich is rare roast beef with all the veggies on flat bread. Sadly, there is only one location for Compagno’s and it is not where I live now.

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  94. Moehau Man says:

    Yes well, the difference between Moehau Man male and female brains is, it only takes one male brain to make a sandwich.

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  95. Tarnished says:

    I can’t turn down food.

    The restaurant we’re due to eat at in August usually brings out a showcase cart with examples of the meats for the day. Last time I was there 2 years ago, the waiter displayed a lobster, a lovely steak, a Cornish hen, and a fillet mignon for our table to choose from.

    …do my wallet a small favor?
    Don’t pick all of the options. *wink*

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  96. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I went and double checked. I still can’t believe it myself, but it’s correct.

    Granted, this website existed to pair up cheating husbands and wives. Something tells me that the wives didn’t need a website or had the discretion to stay away.

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  97. Ame says:


    i took a low-dose pill the first two years of my first marriage b/c i really didn’t want to get pregnant – it had more to do with not wanting to be like my mom than anything. but that little pill made me sick … so much so i finally had to get off it (dizzy, light-headed, sick to my stomach).

    when i was pregnant i had to take progesterone both times for at least the first half of each (can’t remember exactly how long now). i had to find a pharmacist who could mix a natural concoction to take b/c the synthetic progesterone made me super ill, and pregnancy was already making me sick.

    so i refuse to take any kind of synthetic hormones or to have any kind of procedure that would mess w/my hormones.

    i do know women who love them … i’m not one of them 🙂


    pregnancy brain?

    ummm … did i even have one? 😉

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  98. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    But I am a bear and we are famous for always being hungry. *silly face*
    You just reminded me of a restaurant back home that had a meat counter up front. It was like going to the butcher shop and selecting your steak. Then, they would seat you.

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  99. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    You’re tight. Any guy in her age cohort is going to write her a message.

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  100. Tarnished says:

    But I am a bear and we are famous for always being hungry.

    You’re making my checking account cry already. If Seamus ends up joining us, it will be inconsolable…
    Thank goodness he hates seafood and doesn’t usually eat red meat. *relieved sigh*

    My plate of vegetables will look odd indeed!

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  101. Ame says:

    Cill says:
    25 May, 2016 at 10:26 pm
    I wonder how many women are instinctively unhappy with contraception as such. Their need to have a baby can make them quite desperate and talk and behave strangely. I wonder if their reaction to hormonal contraception can be a form of deeply abhorrent rejection.


    Cill – that would be interesting to know. women who want/need a baby do crazy stuff – consciously and subconsciously.

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  102. Tarnished says:

    Tarn, if you feel uncomfortable, why go there?

    Because there are many things that make me uncomfortable, but they are still worth doing. Pushing past ones boundaries can be beneficial, both to oneself and others.
    I spoke to and hugged a sad stranger last weekend, even though I have trouble with physical stuff. But it was still a good action overall because it made him smile. The cost-benefit balanced out. 🙂

    Is there another example of this among other animals?

    Absolutely. You can barely read through a study involving hormones, mating, commitment, attraction, and similar topics without hearing of how different male and female rats/voles/mice/etc acted.

    And if you want to learn about mating behaviors? Geez! The information is simply staggering. Birds especially are incredibly dimorphic in their displays and wooing techniques. Ironic, since both males and females have interior genitals.

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  103. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It will be a memorable experience. How may times have you taken a bear to dinner?
    What does Seamus eat? Cluck cluck?

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  104. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I was talking about fundamental differences in the way male and female brains of other species are put together. You brought up some big dirrerences in humans.

    I have been told the best non-surgical method to determine sex is to wait. If the bird lays an egg, you have an answer.

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  105. Farm Boy says:

    I watched the video about online dating. I was waiting for him to answer the question, “Why are there so many fake female profiles?’

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  106. Tarnished says:

    Yup. Red meat disagrees with him, and he hates the idea of eating “creatures that swim in their own waste” as he puts it. So mostly chicken, pork, and turkey. Duck when he can get it well prepared.

    I look forward to meeting a talking bear with good table manners. *grin*

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  107. Farm Boy says:

    This is a computer simulation of Tarn and Fuzzie dining. Note that the computer cannot generate anything but dark hair. We are sorry for the inconvenience.

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  108. Tarnished says:

    I was talking about fundamental differences in the way male and female brains of other species are put together.

    Ah, so physical rather than chemical.
    Hmm. That I’m not as well versed in. I really enjoyed biology-based psych courses in college, so they made up the bulk of my electives. Unfortunately, structure wise it was 99% human specific. Whether this is due to lack of available information or lack of time for covering more animals…I really can’t say. Sorry for that. I’m sure that there must be at least a few significant differences in the rest of the animal kingdom.

    I’ve been told the best nonsurgical method to determine sex is to wait. If the bird lays an egg, you have an answer.

    True, but for some birds you have a very good idea as early as after their first molting. Budgies have different colored ceres (nostrils), for example, and almost all mutations of cockatiel have wing + tail barring patterns if female and none if male.

    But yeah, egg laying works too.

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  109. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Farm Boy,
    What a poetic bear! What a wonderful prospective son-in-law.

    As for the fake profiles, he couldn’t answer because it would be speculation and tantamount to accusing the dating site of perpetrating fraud. I’ll speculate.. Who would benefit? Only the site. To much of a surplus of men would discourage them but, women like a surplus.

    It is going to lead to a question for the boys. What venues are left that work?

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  110. Yoda says:

    “Simulated Tarn” a mistake she did make.
    Mentioned her credentials she did
    Males care about this little they do

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  111. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    The reason that I asked about physically differing characteristics in other animals si because human female sexuality is so different from other animals. So much of it is covert

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  112. Tarnished says:

    I think a big part of that is because we wear clothes, Fuzzie.

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  113. Yoda says:

    Defense Secretary Ashton Carter expressed openness today to editing military job titles to make “man” more gender-neutral, even as he struggled with a way to make “unmanned” less masculine.

    The Marine Corps Times reported last week that the service is reviewing its job titles — rifleman, infantryman, etc. — in the wake of all combat roles being opened to women and a January directive from Navy Secretary Ray Mabus for the Corps and the Navy to ensure those job descriptions are gender-neutral.

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  114. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    You have a point. Clothes conceal.

    I am watching a documentary on the Mexican-American War. Winfield Scott did not have to deal with this.They must be going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs in Washington.

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  115. Tarnished says:

    Mentioned her credentials she did
    Males care about this little they do

    That’s ok. I don’t have any burning desire to know other people’s credentials either. Not like it matters much.

    Also, though lagers *are* my preference, this Labatt Blue is paler than any beer I’d choose. So the “simulation” fails on yet another level…

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  116. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It’s not the beer, it’s the bear! I won’t subject you to the Hamm’s Beer bear. They were fun to watch as a kid.

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  117. Ame says:

    fuzziewuzziebear says:
    26 May, 2016 at 2:35 am

    wow … 1 in 6 married men in US on ashley madison.

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  118. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I noticed that. From a business standpoint, that is one heck of a market penetration. That is the only good thing that can be said for it. What a mess! All the way around!
    I hope all the wives found a wa to forgive their husbands. With a ratio of 3/10,000, their husbands weren’t going anywhere.

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  119. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Little kids loved the Hamm’s Bear.


  120. Ame says:

    grrr … wrote out a comment and hit the wrong button and it’s gone 😦

    anyway … what concerns me about this is what it really says about marriages, not what’s going to be said about them. what i think will be said, esp in the church, is that men are the problem.

    will any wives actually take the time to wonder if they are the problem? sure, wives will need to forgive their husbands … but they will also need a reality check on themselves.

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  121. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    The story is over a year old. It’s all over including the shouting. However, I can see your point. The first impulse would be to blame the men. Few would question why they wandered away from home. It doesn’t speak well to what a single man can expect from marriage.

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  122. Ame says:

    Fuzzie – yeah, i remember when it all broke. i just wonder how many refer back to that. how many wives use it to blame their husbands. i’m not giving any free passes … just thinking out loud how it can be misconstrued … how the church can misuse the information by looking only at the men and not at the women. i haven’t been to church in years, but i can see it being something that’s always hanging in the background somewhere … just waiting to be brought up to prove all men are bad and all wives are angels.

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  123. Cill says:

    Hamms Beer is very pale. All the American beer I’ve tried was very pale.

    Cill’s Draft Draught Down Under is my preferred beer. Its color ranges from amber to liquorice, depending on how roasted was the grain. Cill’s Draught Down Under is quite simply a superior drop.

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  124. JDG says:

    I’d thought it would be obvious that everybody loves sammiches.

    If that is true then why aren’t all those feminazi’s in the kitchen making sammiches (where they might actually do some good) instead of out in the world making trouble?

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  125. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It bothers me that churches are looking for clubs to beat over the heads of their men, currying favor with their women. It may not end when there are no men left in church.

    Most beer consumed in America is pale lager. Even Mexican kitchen help would rather drink Bud than Bohemia.

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  126. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    They do have this weird attitude about effort. They don’t want to expend more effort than anyone else and they don’t want anyone to derive more benefit from it than themselves. It is being a miser with love and the opposite of generousity.

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  127. molly says:

    Down under we make Lamingtons

    The men wolf them down lol

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  128. molly says:

    I don’t usually like beer, yet I like Cill’s Draught Down Under! Its bubbles are not like in other beer, they are teensy weensy bubbles like a cloud and creamy texture on the tongue. Niiice! 🙂

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  129. Cill says:

    Cill’s Draught Down Under is a masculine beer for magnificent men.

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  130. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Molly!!! Pastry for me and burritos for you! Yum!
    I am certain that Cill’s Draught Down Under is wonderful but, I’ll bet that there is only one place in the world you can get it. As for the fine bubbles, SHHHH!!!! Keep that a secret! If word gets out, everybody will want it.

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  131. Spawny Get says:

    I’m hosting a party in a couple of months time, can you post me crate? Or two.

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  132. Spawny Get says:

    Curiously aptly named show

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  133. Spawny Get says:

    Melony? Bwahaha


  134. Tarnished says:

    If that is true then why aren’t all those feminazis in the kitchen making sammiches

    They do make sammiches, JDG.
    For themselves.

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  135. SFC Ton says:

    The comic book industry has always been progressive and at the fore front of the SJW movement. Fuck they were doing that sort of shit way before the term SJW was coined

    The Girls asked me to take them to the last Iron Man/ Captain america movie. That movie sucked. I mean it was the suckiest movie to ever suck

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  136. Tarnished says:

    You would’ve enjoyed the actual comic instead. The story is significantly different.


  137. SFC Ton says:

    I am certain that is true but I have a hard time getting into fiction in general

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  138. SFC Ton says:

    Also the story line wasn’t bad but the SJW negro worship was painful


  139. Tarnished says:

    Didn’t really see any of that…You talking about the introduction of T’Challa? I think they did that to bring in the Xmen when the rights to ’em come up for negotiations, since he’s usually married to Storm. I disliked that they didn’t explain why he’s so physically awesome and skilled…Everyone knows that Steve/Captain America has the super soldier serum to give him those abilities, but they didn’t mention how T’Challa has the Panther God amulet. And they just barely touched on the fact that he and his father were also at the peace talks because Wakanda is where the metal vibranium is mined.

    Ugh. So much missing!


  140. Spawny Get says:

    I feel under qualified and underbriefed (but it’s a sunny day today. We are not at home to Betty Swollox)

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  141. Guys are aroused 70% of the time? How do they get anything done? 🙂

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  142. Spawny Get says:

    Another Beeb series that might entertain you on your commute, Tarn

    So that’s ‘Why I Changed My Mind’ and ‘Moral Maze’

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  143. Tarnished says:

    Just trust me, Spawny.
    Dah book iz bettah.


  144. SFC Ton says:

    of course you don’t see it Tarn. You are as progressive as progressive gets and a SJW in your own way

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  145. Spawny Get says:

    There are many things I’d trust you on, Tarn. That the book is better is a done deal.

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  146. Spawny Get says:

    isn’t the horror of SJW that it starts with actually wanting to be a good person and wanting to improve the world?

    It’s just where the path leads that ends up doing the reverse in every way.

    Tarn still wants to make the world better, does improve the world of those that she can. There are worse ‘crimes’. I don’t see her, have never seen her, trying to shut down hate speech etc etc.

    It’s like the term liberal, in its original form (old UK form)…I’d call myself a liberal (as in leave me alone, minimal laws, minimal government, maximum freedom conducive to a functional society). But my meaning is far, far, far from what you call liberal in the states. I think the new, upcoming term is ‘regressive’, even some of your US liberals are scorning ‘regressives’

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  147. Spawny Get says:

    Just found this #BREXIT

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  148. thedeti says:

    Sometimes this place has great deep discussion; other times it’s like hanging out at a bar and I have no idea what all of you are on about.

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  149. Yoda says:


    So which now it is?

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  150. SFC Ton says:

    Not sure what your point is Spwany; my point is Tarn cannot possible tell when a movie has gone over the top on the SJW’ish because progressiveness is the water the Tarn fish swims in
    if she were a fish that is.
    Nor can recognizing her near on extreme progressiveness be anything other then a statement of fact.

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  151. SFC Ton says:

    another legit post from Deti


  152. BuenaVista says:

    No thongs?

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  153. BuenaVista says:

    No, SG, SJWs want power over other people. They seek status and control over other people: it’s a status accrual. Saving the world is beside the point.

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  154. Yoda says:

    Everybody’s talking about the new Nathan Heller piece in The New Yorker, profiling the new left-wing student activist generation at Oberlin College. And boy, is it quite a read. You can read it and guffaw at the crazy Social Justice Warriors, but there’s something deeper going on there (and on many other campuses). Here’s the nut graf:

    Such reports flummoxed many people who had always thought of themselves as devout liberals. Wasn’t free self-expression the whole point of social progressivism? Wasn’t liberal academe a way for ideas, good and bad, to be subjected to enlightened reason? Generations of professors and students imagined the university to be a temple for productive challenge and perpetually questioned certainties. Now, some feared, schools were being reimagined as safe spaces for coddled youths and the self-defined, untested truths that they held dear. Disorientingly, too, none of the disputes followed normal ideological divides: both the activists and their opponents were multicultural, educated, and true of heart. At some point, it seemed, the American left on campus stopped being able to hear itself think.

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  155. Yoda says:

    Yeah, whatever. “Jane Bond.”

    Here’s a crazy idea. If you really wanted to do this, why make her James Bond?

    Are these idiots aware that James Bond exists in a particular cinematic universe and works for a fictitious version of a real-world organization? What I’m getting at is why make 007 a woman — why not just introduce a new female double-oh agent called 009?

    A James Bond type adventure, with a double-oh lead, but the lead is a female.

    Hell, let’s make it more interesting: Her secondary mission goal is to locate and rescue (if he’s still alive*) 007, who disappeared while investigating the villain.**

    She can liberate 007 from the dungeon near the end, then the two of them can fight their way out.***

    The “follow-the-missing-00-agent” is a classic (overused) James Bond opening plot gambit — the missing agent has already done most of the investigative work, he just disappeared (was killed, usually) before transmitting his findings.

    So why not make that missing agent 007? And let this new female agent track him down?

    Why is the Social Justice Warrior imagination so incredibly stunted that it cannot even imagine imagining its own new things? Why can it only imagine old things, given a new racial or sexual make-over?

    Why are they altogether incapable of any kind of creative or productive thought whatsoever?

    Oh that’s right: Because these are stupid, useless, trivially-minded people.

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  156. Yoda says:

    Half of all misogynistic tweets posted on Twitter come from women, a study suggests.

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  157. Spawny Get says:

    “Sometimes this place has great deep discussion; other times it’s like hanging out at a bar and I have no idea what all of you are on about.”

    Me too…perfect

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  158. Liz says:

    “Bad news for Liz this is”

    Good thing I’m cleverly disguised as a frog. 😀

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  159. Liz says:

    Me too…perfect

    Toga! Toga! Toga!

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  160. Liz says:

    Gah, I don’t like these new smilies either.
    Looks like I am drunk. And I am not.
    Five days to go until this awful May teetotaler phase is over.


  161. Spawny Get says:

    I would say, though, if you want to drive the tone towards great deep discussion I am very happy for people to write such posts, make such comments. I just don’t mind conversations that raise people’s spirits too.

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  162. Spawny Get says:

    In my opinion, James Bond is an institution with no great remaining raison d’etre. But make the character black or female? GFY. Write your own super spy tales. I like Idris Elba as an actor, but Bond is white, straight and male.

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  163. Liz says:

    Another OT anecdote from Liz, because I can at Swithy’s!
    On the subject of my new obsession with skin therapy that sort of goes with the topic….
    I started taking DHEA, which is supposed to be a precursor for estrogen and/or testosterone. It’s also supposed to improve the skin according to actual medical evidence…so I’m like, HELL YAH!
    But I started feeling agitated this morning. I looked up Suzanne Summers out of curiosity to see if she took DHEA too, and it turns out she does. But her dosage is about 1/10th what I am taking. Oops.
    I’d better let up on the ‘mones (or ‘monal precursor whatnots).
    At any rate, if I start screaming at folks, you’ll know what’s up.

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  164. Liz says:

    And Mike is coming home for Memorial day weekend. Just in time for LizWitching hour!

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  165. SFC Ton says:

    The point about recasting Bond as a chick or a queer negro isn’t about taking Bond in a new direction or any of that bullshit

    The point of recasting Bond etc is conquest of White men. Everything the left does is about hating White men


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  166. I have not yet liberated my draft post from the other laptop, but I wrote a new one today. Enjoy!

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  167. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    These SJWs are silly. A female James Bond will not fly.

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  168. @ Liz, I am of the belief that a lot of aging and skin is genetics. Well and bad decisions made in youth that catch up later (like endless sun tanning). I used to belong to a garden club, by far the youngest member. Most of the ladies were very well off, and were dabbling in skin care/cosmetic surgery/etc. in hopes of retaining their looks. Thing is, the ones who went that route just got weirder and weirder looking, while those who aged gracefully and naturally (while eating well and staying active) looked far more beautiful in the end. After seeing that I came to the belief that each phase of a women’s life is to be celebrated and embraced for what it is at that time, including old age. So don’t sweat it babe, it seems to me the wife goggles are firmly in place and Mike likely sees you just as you were when you met! 🙂

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  169. Spawny Get says:

    “A female James Bond will not fly”

    Perhaps the new Ms Q can rustle up some kind of broomstick gadget?

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  170. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Austrian politics courtesy of Captain Capitalism.
    There may be application for some of this to the US elections.

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  171. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawnjy Get,
    I think that it was used twice, once by Roger Moore and again by Timothy. Dalton. Q comes up with exploding teddy bears and James responds, “We must get them in the stores in time for Christmas.”Somehow, I can’t see a woman saying that.

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  172. Tarnished says:

    But make the character black or female? GFY.

    Agreed. There’s no need to alter an existing character just to reach some idiotic diversity quota. That was done with the most recent Fantastic Four movie by Fox(? Or is it owned by Sony?) Absolutely terrible. Sue being the white adopted daughter and her brother Johnny being black was shoehorned in like a bull through a china shop. Bleh.

    I’m just confused about where this happened in Civil War. The only 2 main black characters were Falcon and Black Panther, both of whom are black throughout their comic history.

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  173. Spawny Get says:

    Worth bearing in mind when you’re considering load shedding on a Thai bog.

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  174. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    What a nightmare! Here he is, minding hos own business, and this has to happen.

    In response to a previous comment, I like that we get silly sometimes.

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  175. Liz says:

    I agree, Bloom. I’m not going to do plastic surgery or anything…that’s the kiss of death (like, literally, it looks like death kissed these women…but they inexplicably survived). Even mild things like botox mess up the face over time (due to asymetrical muscle tone).

    Mike says he thinks he knows why I’m agitated and he plans on fixing it.
    (I’d wink here but…not with these emoticons)

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  176. Liz says:

    Note to self: Stay away from Thailand.

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  177. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    *wink, wink*
    What about New York and all the baby alligators that end up in the sewers?

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  178. Spawny Get says:

    No need to have a wink, Mike’s a coming

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  179. Spawny Get says:

    I heard recently that the previous owner of chez Spawny found a hedgehog in one of the toilets. Now that guy clearly knew how to party. Though obviously the catering was suspect.

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  180. OT re: thongs…some like them but I consider them for cheap thrills and novelty only. It is a shame so few appreciate truly fine lingerie! (Hint, tis to be savored a bit before being stripped/ripped/pulled/or wrenched off…. Truly. Don’t deny yourselves this simple pleasure….not enough moments like that in life already!)

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  181. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I just had a wicked thought. Arrange a blind date between Pajama Boy and Trigglypuff and post the video on youtube. A doughnut says that Pajama Boy’;s hair turns full white and he runs away screaming.

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  182. And Liz you are far from true old age yet! In 10 years, you’ll want today’s skin (and body and such) back! 🙂 Carpe diem and slide into the finish w some war marks, if needed! Shows you lived!

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  183. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I like where your imagination takes you more. *silly face*


  184. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    That needs to be put on a billboard. I am sure that it will go over well.
    Like a lead balloon!

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  185. Yoda says:

    Xy head hurts xit does.

    The entire, pointless, offensive debate over “transgender pronouns” and everything else which goes along with it is occupying a lot of media bandwidth these days, but there’s one aspect of the discussions which remains widely ignored. It’s always unpopular with the SJW forces to ask about the rights of others when these various grievances are listed, but what of the free speech rights of those being imposed on by demands of these special snowflakes? For at least the second time, Eugene Volokh tackles that question today in relation to a Portland, Oregon teacher who has received a sizable settlement over “damages” incurred because her colleagues refused to use the plural term “they” to refer to her.

    I blogged last week about the New York City Commission on Human Rights legal guidance on transgender pronouns: Among other things, the commission stated that employers, landlords, businesses and professionals had to use employees’, tenants’, customers’ and clients’ preferred pronouns, including “they/them/theirs or ze/hir,” or face the risk of huge civil liability. Now the Oregonian (Casey Parks) reports on a settlement in one such case in Portland. (I saw a copy of the complaint and the settlement agreement, and some of the quotes are from there.)

    Leo Soell, born Brina, and a schoolteacher in the Gresham-Barlow (Oregon) School District, “do[es] not identify as male or female but rather transmasculine and genderqueer, or androgynous.” Soell wants people to call Soell “they,” and submitted a complaint to the school district objecting (in part) that other schoolteachers engaged in “harassment” by, among other things, “refusing to call me by my correct name and gender to me or among themselves” (emphasis added), as well as posting “messages on Facebook that denigrate transgender people.”

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  186. Spawny Get says:

    As Dreher adequately documents, the hegemonic narrative regarding gender is clearly insane. And while the level of insanity has climbed exponentially in the past decade, virtually everyone under-30 (my generation) has been marinated in relentless gender-equivalence propaganda since kindergarden. But, as the male cohort grows older, the distance between the experienced reality of of the dating market and the official dogma becomes unsustainable. The cognitive dissonance is simply too great, and boys are driven to seek answers elsewhere. And those answers come, with varying degrees of accuracy and crudity, from the PUA/Game/MRA/RedPill blogs.

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  187. Yoda says:

    I’m man enough to vote for xer.
    Are xou?

    Liked by 3 people

  188. Yoda says:

    The cognitive dissonance is simply too great, and boys are driven to seek answers elsewhere.

    Why Yoda here he is

    Liked by 3 people

  189. Spawny Get says:

    Shirley it’s have you got a strong enough stomach to vote for that…

    Liked by 1 person

  190. Spawny Get says:

    You and me, Yoda, you and me

    Liked by 1 person

  191. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    “Their” attorney?


  192. Yoda says:

    “Xheir attorney”

    Liked by 2 people

  193. Yoda says:

    “Xheir Barrister” for Britishers

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  194. Tarnished says:

    I can understand wanting to be addressed by particular pronouns (well, normal ones, anyway), but if someone is going out of their way to not do so…Geez. Just accept that said person is being dickish to get a rise out of you, spend as little time near ’em as possible, and move on.

    I don’t get this sue happy culture.

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  195. BuenaVista says:

    If I am not risking a ricochet eye injury from bouncing a dime off your ass, no thongs.

    Liked by 3 people

  196. Yoda says:

    A new post there is


  197. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    $60k over pronouns? Sheeesh!
    More attorney.

    Liked by 1 person

  198. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Was that Pajama Boy’s coffee table? The Hot Chocolate gave it away.

    Liked by 1 person

  199. Liz says:

    Spawny’s will be a TRA (thong restricted area).

    But, thongs could be fun back in the day (before they became so mainstream Old Navy started selling them to 12 year olds).
    And my tail is very high end, buddy!
    (here is where I would put in the silly tongue thing if we still had cute emoticons)

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  200. Spawny Get says:

    Cute Marmite Starfish shot there Liz

    Liked by 1 person

  201. Spawny Get says:

    Tarn, High school of the dead?

    Liked by 1 person

  202. Liz says:

    My tail is so cute, I liked myself! 😀

    Now it’s off to get Mike at the airport. It’s a two hour drive.
    See ya later, Hillary haters!

    Liked by 4 people

  203. BuenaVista says:

    Her end is nigh.

    Liked by 2 people

  204. Spawny Get says:

    Just shouted myself hoarse at the tv (it’s okay, I am of that age bracket, or soon). It was Question Time, a show where various politicians hold court in front of us mongs and tell lies etc. Being a beeb show its usually bollox, but they’re on best behaviour because they have to try and show the legally mandated balance over BREXIT. The show came from the east of England, the bit particularly swamped by Euro-immigrants. London specialises in more exotic types.

    While half the panel talked said bollocks (remainiacs) the other half (brexiters) made more balanced points. The tone of the audience was generally encouraging. Everyone is sick of the remainiac lies and distortions.

    ProjectFear is getting ProjectFuckOff as a response. Reasonable show.

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  205. JDG says:

    The comic book industry has always been progressive and at the fore front of the SJW movement

    Yep,! Long before it was called SJW Marvel was pushing anti-Christian/patriarchy BS in their comic books. I remember as a kid reading stories that would make Big Red smile. I didn’t care at the time, but now as I look back I find it repulsive that they were pushing this mentality into kid’s brains even in comic books.

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  206. JDG says:

    Is anybody else seeing the pattern?

    Batman followed by bat girl.
    Superman … super girl
    Spider-man … spider woman
    Hulk … she hulk
    They made Thor a woman.
    Now they want a female JAMES BOND.

    Jason Bourne better run and hide or he might wake up and find out they’ve turned him into a chick as well.

    But its okay because a chick can do anything a man can (despite having several disadvantages when competing against men). If you don’t believe me just watch that Disney show where the female Luke Skywalker / Mary Sue what’s her name kills a Sith lord with all the disadvantages that come with the female body and virtually zero Jedi training.

    She didn’t even so much as learn to make a sammich before becoming the female skywalker.

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  207. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    And, not a word about sandwiches!

    a while back, you linked to a Norwegian source who said that they had alredy tried that in Norway. It failed. Maybe it had something to do with fishing rights? Cue national anthem

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  208. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Commenter Yoda is very upset with this development. While he hasn’t said so, it could be an Empire plot.

    Liked by 1 person

  209. SFC Ton says:

    LOL tarn you proved my point on how you swim in that water and cannot see it.

    The whole reason there is negro main characters in comics is because of the progressive/ SJW bent of the industry. An industry that damn near killed itself, in part because they drove away readers with their politics


  210. Tarnished says:

    The whole reason there is negro main characters in comics is because of the progressive/SJW bent of the industry.

    So…nothing to do with the fact that black people read comics too, and sometimes you want to see someone who looks like you in your reading material?


  211. SFC Ton says:

    LOL blacks have never been the main stay of comic readers. Like all endeavors to reach out to blacks etc, all the comic book industry did was drive away White readers

    this is actually something Stan Lee etc are proud of. Though they use the PC terms for it. It’s been pretty well documented on various shows about the industry


  212. Tarnished says:

    Well, duh. The majority of comic readers are 15-30 year old white males, followed by white females of similar ages. But still, wouldn’t it just look weird to only have white, male characters? A lot of these stories are supposed to be reflective of our world…just with the addition of superpowers and magic. The world consists of men and women, blacks and whites, Hispanics and Asians, people who are incredibly white like me ranging all the way to so dark skinned they are almost *actually* black.

    I don’t know anything about the area you live in. Maybe you go entire days without seeing someone who isn’t the same pigmentation as you. But where I live, I can’t even take 1 lap around my local grocery store and not see the majority of ethnicities I mentioned above. It would freak me out to only see other white people around, because I’m really used to seeing so much variety of humanity.

    I guess that’s why comics don’t bother me at all. But if the differences I’m used to aren’t your/JDG’s cup of tea, then that’s cool too. People tend to lean towards what they are familiar with in some forms of entertainment. To each their own.


  213. JDG says:

    Well, duh. The majority of comic readers are 15-30 year old white males

    I guess I was premature. If I recall correctly I was 12 when I started reading comics. Even back then the Scarlet *itch was a feminist. They also had a short skinny Asian girl toss Thor around “like a sack of potatoes”. It was laughable.


  214. Tarnished says:

    Never said the industry was flawless. There are a bunch of storylines that are less than adequate.

    As for age, there’s exceptions to every statistic. I started reading comics when I was 8, but my biological dad knows a fair amount of comic writers so he’d get first printings in the mail. He also writes and co-illustrates a Christian comic book for the younglings of the church he’s attended since forever.


  215. BuenaVista says:

    NA (comic book readers)ALT. Brilliant!

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  216. Yoda says:

    for the younglings

    A refugee of the Empire you are?

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  217. Yoda says:

    Make comics just for SJWs they should.
    Examples of superheroes:

    TrigglyPuff- Able to browbeat and pound her foes into submission after powers gained by eating a small city out of house and home

    Snarkman- disarms his opponents while they are trying to figure out if there was anything clever in what Snarkman just said. His power was obtained by drinking kool-aid and watching the Daily Show simultaneously

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  218. Tarnished says:

    Lol. Maybe, Yoda. I do use this term quite often.

    Liked by 1 person

  219. Yoda says:

    Sammichman- a evil villain who gains power from the sammiches that his wife makes for him. He just wants to be left alone to raise his family, but this cannot be allowed, as the state must intervene. So he battles TrigglyPuff, Snarkman, The X-Transmen to retain his evil empire

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  220. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Yes, yes, yes to goofy comic book ideas.
    Hey, if Disney won’t object, we could call it Goofy Comics.

    Liked by 1 person

  221. Yoda says:

    Iron Woman – British villain who through facts, logic, reason and principled actions stop SJWs in their tracks. Such behavior is not fair and must be dealt with harshly

    Captain EU – a result of the injection of a serum combining the DNA from all European idealists; he has an authoritarian streak through which he desires to bring utopia to all EU counties. His main super-power is the ability to generate an endless supply of bullshit, though it is not suitable for use as fertilizer

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  222. Yoda says:

    The Penguin – Comical and useful stooge for Captain EU. A useful idiot with no superpowers.

    Liked by 1 person

  223. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Bear is laughing. Tarn could use this to write comics. And, it might fly.

    Liked by 2 people

  224. JDG says:

    I used to draw / write parody comics. There was Door and the Five Pennies. Door was for Thor, but I can’t remember who or what the Five Pennies were from. Maybe it was a play off of the Fantastic Four. There was one for Captain America and others which I cannot recall. 12 years old was a long time ago.

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  225. JDG says:

    Like Yoda’s comic ideas I do, especially SAMMICHMAN and his faithful wife KITCHEN GIRL.

    Liked by 3 people

  226. Yoda says:

    The Incredible Frau – A product of East German experimentation; her goal is to destabilize the old order for the coming utopia. Her superpower is the ability to understand that what she says is false, yet believe that it is true.

    Liked by 3 people

  227. JDG says:

    Wait … It was Captain Nickle and the Five Pennies. How could I forget about Captain Nickle?

    Liked by 2 people

  228. Yoda says:

    JDG cheers for the villains he does?

    Liked by 1 person

  229. JDG says:

    Her superpower is the ability to understand that what she says is false, yet believe that it is true.


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  230. JDG says:

    I think he was a good guy, which would make him a villain in the eyes of our present society, but I could be remembering incorrectly. I can’t remember if he was fighting Door or helping him.

    Liked by 1 person

  231. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    You are on to something!


  232. Yoda says:

    Babyface – a cigar smoking British villain who fantasizes about bringing order and enlightenment to the world through empire. The smoking is bad enough, but the empire is just dastardly. The son of an American mother and a British father, this half-breed has been the bane of utopia seekers world-wide. His super-powers are similar to Iron Woman’s, facts, logic and an understanding of human nature

    Liked by 3 people

  233. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    He wears a bowler hat too.

    Liked by 1 person

  234. Yoda says:

    Moehau Man – a primitive but clever pre-man who wields a club like Thor does a hammer. He resists incursions by Government do-gooders and wants to be left in peace. This cannot stand. Utopia must be brought to his people

    Liked by 3 people

  235. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    That is not all. Those evildoers want him to convert to cash and not work in paua shells anymore.

    Liked by 2 people

  236. JDG says:

    Big Red can be herself. Her super power is that no one can make her stop talking. Using the F word makes her voice get simultaneously louder and more irritating.

    Liked by 3 people

  237. Moehau Man says:

    If the South Pole Polar Bear or North Pole Penguin set foot on the rugged Coromandel, their heads will pretty soon create new dents on me Kauri Club. We don’t tolerate foreign fraudsters here, super heros or not.

    Liked by 5 people

  238. Moehau Man says:

    “And we will sue them for cultural insensitivity”, Mrs Moehau Man (my litigious old mum) said just then, “for the wanton damage their heads inflict on the Kauri Clubs of our menfolk.”

    Liked by 3 people

  239. Spawny Get says:

    Alongside #GamerGate there was #NotYourShield. NotYourShield was the ‘minorities’ telling the SJWs to foad, to stop claiming to speak for women, races and lgbtqlolwot types who actually were the gamers. Tarn lives in the culture ffs, her viewpoint has credibility.

    Not all ‘minorities’ are like that. Purge the SJWs and let the actual fans influence the market by how they spend their money.

    I don’t care that Wonder Woman exists, but Thor swings more than a hammer.

    I watched Spawn as a movie, didn’t worry me that Mr krispy was black. I believe that the character was black from the start. By all means correct me if I’m wrong.

    I love the Alien franchise, most of the time Ripley’s sex didn’t matter, sometimes it added to storyline, it was physically plausible too. You can have kickarse lead females in action films without SJW bullshit.

    If all the SJWs died tomorrow most of us could rub along, just as most of us used to do. It’s them and their agenda that needs to go

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  240. Liz says:

    Swithy: “Cute Marmite Starfish shot there”

    BV: “Her end is nigh.”

    Too much? 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

  241. Tarnished says:

    Seriously, if nothing else, Gamergate was amazing to see unfold and be a part of just to see us “minorities” give a big FU to those who would twist our words and claim to speak for us.

    Go away, idiots.
    People can speak for themselves, and many came out of the woodwork to tell these empty headed SJWs that they were so very wrong.

    Liked by 3 people

  242. Spawny Get says:

    “Too much?”
    There is no acceptable level of marmite. Have you seen cats’ faces when they clean the marmite off their starfish? QED

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  243. SFC Ton says:

    again you cannot see the progressive forest through the SJW trees


  244. SFC Ton says:

    As a man who lives among minorities.. yes all minorities are like that. depends on what suits them best


  245. BuenaVista says:

    I think we need to move this blog to a higher plane. Pictures, or forever be silent, Lizzie.

    Liked by 1 person

  246. Liz says:

    Liz ponders the cost benefit analysis of posting said imagery and finds herself between a rock and…her ass. Too awkward and too sober at present. 🙂

    Liked by 6 people

  247. Moehau Man says:

    Swithy: “Cute Marmite Starfish shot there”

    BV: “Her end is nigh.”

    Too much?:-)

    “With”, Mrs Moehau Man (my observant old mum) observed just then, “with the right smiley at the end it would indeed be too much.” 😛

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  248. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    You may post as many animal photos as you wish. Anyone who isn’t interested can scroll down to the next comment.
    But, I am positively disposed to animals already. *silly face*

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  249. BuenaVista says:

    Well, since Lizzie brought up a … hard place, and the only girl I talked to today currently lives in one of the ‘stans, and Verizon thinks texting to that particular Stan should cost extra, riddle me this: to underwire, or not to underwire.

    My thinking is discovering an underwire bra (an unfortunate portent, a grim foreshadowing) would be like a woman finding a couple of socks stuffed down a guy’s pants. (Who’s he think he is, Barishnikov?)

    No idea if their are any Youtube videos of bears in underwire bras, but I suspect there are. I defer to the experts.


  250. Liz says:

    I thought most of the nicer bras had underwire?
    I don’t think it (necessarily) portends anything bad, BV. 🙂

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  251. Liz says:

    They aren’t comfortable…

    Liked by 1 person

  252. Tarnished says:

    I’ve only ever used underwire, since after age 11. The lack of support with the non-wired bras is very uncomfortable and makes certain areas far more likely to…move haphazardly…or get in the way when a just-cloth one is worn.

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  253. Tarnished says:

    I’ve only ever used underwire, since after age 11. The lack of support with the non-wired bras is very uncomfortable and makes certain areas far more likely to…move haphazardly…or get in the way when a just-cloth one is worn.

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  254. Tarnished says:

    I’m unsure why one’s bra type would mean anything though. What am I missing here, Liz?


  255. Yoda says:

    Tarn excited she was.
    When time came to overshare, twice she did

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  256. JDG says:

    Okay, I pop in to see if there is anything new with sammiches and comic books and find a discussion about women’s underwear? What happened?

    I guess I could see a connection if the scarlet *itch made sammiches for the Vision, but she doesn’t. In the comic books she is raving mad, girl powered, feminazi (or at least she was back in the day). No sammiches for the Vision.

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  257. Tarnished says:

    What happened?

    It’s BV’s fault. He asked. Liz and I just answered.

    Liked by 2 people

  258. Tarnished says:

    When time came to overshare, twice she did

    Two questions Tarn does have for Yoda;

    1. Why “oversharing” it is to answer a fellow commenters question regarding a topic they are not personally experienced with?

    2. How “oversharing” occurred twice it did?


  259. Ame says:

    yep … it’s BV … he brought it up!

    i’ve been trying to remember the last time i wore wired bras … maybe before i was pregnant and nursed my babies? idk. it’s been a long time. i do remember cutting them out sometimes.

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  260. Yoda says:

    Tarn posted response twice she did.
    Very heartfelt it must be

    Liked by 2 people

  261. Tarnished says:

    Ugh. My phone has been doubling my posts and texts sporadically today. Guess it needs a reset…

    Heartfelt? Pffft. Please.
    Clothes are clothes. Underwear or bras aren’t more special just because they’re closer to the body than one’s jeans or tshirts.


  262. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    When Victoria was Queen, men were erotically stimulated by seeing a woman let her hair down and brush it. That is because they only let their hair down before bed.
    The same response may apply to underwear for modern men.

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  263. Tarnished says:

    Oh, I understand the concept of it being appealing and erotic, Fuzzie. Women spend a large amount of money on lingerie, and there’s various shops/sites that sell sexy male clothing too. I’m just saying it wouldn’t be “heartfelt” for me, because nudity is 1000% more erotic in *my* opinion. Clothing, even specifically sexualized clothing, doesn’t do much for me.
    Btw, trigger warning. *grin*

    Liked by 3 people

  264. Yoda says:

    Tough time on modern campuses Tarn would have.
    Educated in modern trigger warning etiquette she is not

    Liked by 2 people

  265. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Why am I reminded of Pavlov and his dogs? Didn’t he train them to associate bell ringing with feeding? To the point where, if they heard a bell, they would salivate?

    Liked by 1 person

  266. Tarnished says:

    *Tarn’s grin widens*
    Thank goodness I graduated years ago.

    Liked by 1 person

  267. Tarnished says:

    Truth. It’s a good example of respondent/classical conditioning.

    Liked by 1 person

  268. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Truth is a good thing. In the long run, it serves better than candy coated lies.

    Liked by 1 person

  269. Tarnished says:

    Indeed. It has always been thus.

    Liked by 1 person

  270. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I have been watching too many Girls und Panzer music videos on youtube.
    The first thing that I thought of was their poster “Pravda is Absolute-Join”

    Liked by 1 person

  271. The oppressive patriarchy even wins on the board level! Women just can’t escape (joking, of course!) the blame just never stops, does it? (Slaps forehead)

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  272. I also wear underwire bras, not for the push up factor but bc the non underwire just don’t cut it. I would rather go sans bra honestly but it just causes way too much ruckus. So underwire it is, w nip shields to boot. Men are already aroused 70%of the time, right? No need to torment them! 🙂

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  273. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    That doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in Corporate America, does it?


  274. @ fuzzie I assume that’s not in response to my bra comment over share? Lol! Darn corporate types!!!

    Liked by 2 people

  275. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    No, it was not. It was in response to your link about executive pay being more generous at companies with board with more women.

    You are right about torturing the boys. Thanks for understanding.

    Liked by 1 person

  276. Liz says:

    Hm. Sounds like the bustier, bouncier types wear underwire. 🙂
    They’re kind of high maintenance (hand wash to last).


  277. Liz says:

    I hate padding. That’s where I won’t go. Very uncomfortable, makes me look fat.

    Liked by 1 person

  278. Tarnished says:

    I like it for the reason Bloom mentioned.
    See? It’s not a portent, it’s just a preference. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  279. Tarnished says:

    All my sisters are like you in that regard, Liz. They despise underwire and hate anything that has even the slightest padding.

    Liked by 1 person

  280. Yoda says:

    Wonder if Moe’s Mum weigh in on the bra discussion she will i do.

    Perhaps Moe start a comparable discussion on cod-pieces he might.

    Liked by 3 people

  281. Liz says:

    I think one might pad a cod piece, if the cod piece were rough…but that’s just sound engineering. 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  282. Moehau Man says:

    Yes well, Mrs Moehau Man (my unrestricted old mum) is a free swinger.

    Liked by 2 people

  283. Spawny Get says:

    Key to the use of any club is the swing

    Liked by 1 person

  284. Yoda says:

    Like clubs Mrs. Moehau Man’s attachments are?

    Liked by 1 person

  285. Yoda says:

    Hit 300+ comments this thread has

    Liked by 1 person

  286. Tarnished says:

    Oversharing Moe is…

    Liked by 1 person

  287. Tarnished says:

    Overasking Yoda is, too. *grin*


  288. Yoda says:

    Mrs. Mouhau Man cover up her clubs she does?
    If on the bottom of the world you are,
    naturally point to the sky they do?

    Liked by 1 person

  289. Spawny Get says:

    Gah! Cod pieces are mentioned, I post the perfect vid…and tumbleweeds.


    Liked by 3 people

  290. Yoda says:

    Did not know that show such on TV they could.

    Liked by 1 person

  291. BuenaVista says:

    This is pretty funny. Thanks for all the updates and disclosures, girls. It was certainly difficult and time-consuming to pry the information out of you.

    I first encountered an underwire bra when I was 21. The girl was also 21 or 22. I don’t know how to describe what happened next, other than to recall the Dudley Moore remark, “And then they fell, like condemned men on the gallows.” Or something.

    I’ve been a fan of uppies ever since.

    French professional women spend 30% of their income on lingerie. This checks out. I bought the psycho airline captain some La Perla one Christmas, and I got a great Christmas card selfie for several years thereafter. Alas, now she’s too fat to model them, and just sends nudes. I’m not sure why fat girls send nude selfies.


    We’re making progress. Do tell: shaved, groomed, or straight Amazon rain forest?

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  292. Liz says:

    “We’re making progress. Do tell: shaved, groomed, or straight Amazon rain forest?”

    Have you ever seen those Bonsai trees?
    It’s kind of like that…
    For a while I went with a sheared topiary, like what you see in Disney. I’d cycle through characters.
    But the Bonsai thing seems more venerable, so I’ve settled there.
    😉 😀

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  293. Yoda says:

    Wonder how overshare Tarn will I do

    Liked by 1 person

  294. BuenaVista says:

    What do you say, girls, should I take a nap before my date tonight? She just sent me this:


  295. Farm Boy says:

    Tarn hasn’t over-revealed yet. What is the over/under on how many hours it will take?

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  296. Tarnished says:

    Tarn is too busy having fun playing boardgames, drinking hard cider, and telling crass jokes for 5 hours with her friends.

    But, I’ll indulge you, FB. Since you’re so eager and all…
    I’m a fan of hardwood floors, no carpeting.

    Liked by 2 people

  297. Yoda says:

    Wax those floors one might?

    Liked by 2 people

  298. Liz says:

    “I’m a fan of hardwood floors, no carpeting.”

    You’re a millenial so…forgone conclusion, dat. 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  299. Liz says:

    Wonder how BV’s date is going…

    Liked by 1 person

  300. Tarnished says:

    Wax those floors one might?

    If you’re a masochist and hate yourself, sure.

    Liked by 1 person

  301. Liz says:

    Overshare alert
    LOL, Oh, you get used to it Tarn.
    (waxing/sugaring changes the root of the hair follicle. First rip after you’ve been shaving is excruciating, but after that not so much…sugaring is even better hardly hurts at all, after the first time…Cleopatra did it!) Plus, no bumps at all, no ingrown either after you’ve done it a while. It’s awesome!

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  302. BuenaVista says:

    In the flooring department it’s always better if the curtains match the rugs.

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  303. Liz says:

    I hope, BV, that youre going to share about your date. You can’t just throw that our there and then NOT share. That’s just cruel!

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  304. Liz says:

    I’ll be forced to provide my own anecdotes, or more irreverant jokes! No one wants that…

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  305. Groomed is good. I’ll have to look into this sugaring biz! Do you do it yourself Liz? I much prefer an understated landing strip style via waxing bc its once and done for weeks w/o stubble but I cant do it myself so I have to go have it done, and well then it’s just another thing to do, while the razor is right there, convienence often wins out!

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  306. Liz says:

    I used to do it myself (well, Mike did it…I could never get up the nerve to pull the damn wax off on my own). But eventually I paid to get it done.
    Sugaring isn’t common….it’s pretty hard to find a person who does it, but it’s great when you do. A while ago I got a home zapper so I don’t need to wax or sugar anymore (for the level ground part of my topiary-scape). 😉

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  307. Mrs. Yoda says:

    Join in this conversation I will not

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  308. Liz says:

    Oh, if only I had green hair….
    The topiary I would create!

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  309. Liz says:

    That waxing gig you could work into an S and M motif.
    I did feel thoroughly chastened afterward. Especially with the Russian epilation techs.
    It had a very eastern european feel to it. Maybe half gulag…
    (okay, done now…and, folks, you’re welcome!)

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  310. Tarnished says:

    I think I’ll just stick with my razor…


  311. Tarnished says:

    Wonder what Yoda will say to Liz, I do

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  312. Mrs Yoda is wise, some things are better left a mystery! 🙂

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  313. Yoda says:

    Talk about these you could,
    either the edible kind or the cover up kind will do

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  314. Yoda says:

    Wonder what Yoda will say to Liz, I do

    Make a sammich for your husband you should

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  315. BuenaVista says:

    Blonde highlights, great personal library, and a very thick Russian accent. Two out of three aren’t bad.

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  316. Liz says:

    Squee! Nice. 🙂
    Mike would like that edgy hairdo.


  317. BuenaVista says:

    She’s a handful. Had an epic fight on Facebook a couple of years ago when she decided that another Russian woman was flirting with me and so before I knew it she was calling the other Russian a “whore” and a “bitch” and that she “fat like over-hill whore” “cunt has smells” (no articles in Russian grammar). (I’ve never seen anything like it, except when I was dating another Russian.) The stream of abuse was so amazing I egged her on a little bit. I try to stay on her good side. Th

    OTOH, she’s Russian to the core and expects/demands men to act like men. This is quite refreshing.

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  318. Liz says:

    I had no idea Russian women were so predatorial.
    This is very useful knowledge for the Chronicle of Pimpin’
    Latisha ho was walkin’ down the street with her man Tyrone when she was attacked by her
    arch nemesis, Svetlana, a Russian ho!
    Ho on ho. Man, what a sight.”


  319. Liz says:

    Deep thoughts from Pimpin’

    Mahayana ho, Zen practitioner:
    “Build a ho a fire and you’ll keep her warm for a day.
    Light a ho on fire and keep her warm for the rest of her life.”


  320. BuenaVista says:

    You miss the point, Lizzie.

    American women fight to have illimitable options (and laugh at the tears of children and men).

    Russian women will fight to keep their choice.


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