Silly Saturday

Apparently Mother Nature aspires to harass and discriminate against females,

Modern society has become so obsessed with finding gender discrimination that we are now finding it in animal behavior.

First let me point out that this is being done by just a handful of researchers, in a single scientific journal. Science isn’t (I hope) suddenly going to lurch toward explaining almost every behavior as having to do with sexism.

The researchers have suggested that one of the reasons that females in the animal world are not as colorful or pretty as males of the same species is so that they can avoid sexual harassment. Big eyeroll.
It’s a little more nuanced then that. Basically the researchers are saying that if female animals were more “ornamental,” it would take energy away from producing and caring for eggs because they would have to fight off more male suitors.

“We suggest that female ornaments could lead to increased sexual harassment by males and this could be especially costly to the number of offspring you leave behind,” said one of the researchers, Professor David Hosken of the University of Exeter in England. “The energetic cost of harassment — by either avoiding males or dealing with unnecessary sexual attention — would reduce your egg production.”

Here are some of the other theories for why female animals just aren’t as pretty to look at as males (all of which I find more believable):

Males are the ones competing for females, so they need to look good to do so and display the best genes for mating.
Females are less colorful so that they can blend in with their surroundings — camouflage — and better protect their eggs.
Lots of color and ornamentation would reduce female fertility, as they would have to exert more energy to produce those ornaments.
Hosken wanted to make clear that he and his fellow researchers “are not suggesting that male harassment of attractive females is the only explanation for lack of sexual ornamentation … but want to alert researchers to the idea that this could be a contributing factor.”

I’ll take Hosken at his word, but this does seem like just another excuse to use “sexual harassment” as a way of explaining human behavior.

Here is your mission: describe other cases where Mother Nature has it in for females.  We want to be thorough here.  For a compilation of these will be presented to Mother Nature to show that she favors her Sons over her Daughters.  Perhaps she does not have the Feminine Imperative built-in.

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81 comments on “Silly Saturday
  1. Yoda says:

    Cows milked for milk they are.
    But young bulls killed they would be

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  2. CalloftheMGTOW says:

    duck rape, ’nuff said


  3. Yoda says:

    Female lions hunt they must,
    Male Lions lie down and show off their great manes.
    Patriarch an example of this he is

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  4. Yoda says:

    Black Widow males never around to help they are

    Liked by 4 people

  5. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Sexual Dimophism.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Hey! Gurss what has redurfaced?
    There is one flaw in their reasoning. They are trying to appeal to people who are already denying sex.


  7. Yoda says:

    A man spreading bear this is

    Liked by 4 people

  8. Yoda says:

    Male bonding across species this is,

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Yoda says:

    Pretty this male is

    Liked by 3 people

  10. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I think that is a girl bear trying to talk a boy bear into being a daddy bear.

    Liked by 3 people

  11. Yoda says:

    Right-leaning websites and blogs were some of the first to pounce — on students for what critics deemed excessive sensitivity and on the college’s president and administration for taking the students seriously. But criticism spread all over. Even headlines from national news organizations like CBS, which proclaimed, “University students ‘in pain’ after ‘Trump 2016’ chalked on campus,” seem to have a bit of an edge to them. Even Trump-hating Gawker chimed in to say simply, “Don’t go to Emory.”
    Many of those criticizing the Emory students said the messages were par for the course in a campaign year and that if students can chalk their support for Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders, they should be able to chalk support for Trump. Emory is now stressing that it has no plans to take action against anyone for chalking, and that concerns were not because of the views of the person who chalked but because some of the pro-Trump statements were not made in places where chalking is permitted.


  12. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Honor to Wojtek!

    Liked by 2 people

  13. Yoda says:

    On Sweden’s government-funded television channel (based on mandatory license fees, like the BBC), they are celebrating diversity – even at the cost of altering the country’s national anthem. In a long and horrifying chronicle of recent events in Sweden related to arrival of “refugees” who are altering the ethnic composition of the country, the Gatestone Institute reports on this startling level of accommodation.

    The people at the public television channel Sveriges Television seem to be working hard to alienate the Swedish people. First, they chose a Muslim, Gina Dirawi, as last year’s Christmas Show host; two months later, Dirawi hosted Sweden’s most popular TV show — the music contest Melodifestivalen. This show selects the song that will compete in the next Eurovision Song Contest. During the show, Dirawi and a children’s choir sang Sweden’s national anthem “Thou ancient, Thou free” (“Du gamla, du fria”), but with the lyrics partly rewritten. Instead of “I want to live, I want to die in the North”, they sang, “I want to live, I want to die on Earth.” The show’s producer, Edvard Sillén, explained to the newspaper Göteborgs-Posten: “Melodifestivalen is not for those who get upset if the national anthem is changed. The focus should be on the people of this country who have ‘different roots.’


  14. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    For reference


  15. Farm Boy says:

    Here is a wolf job not open to women,

    A roadside tourist attraction in New Hampshire is seeking a disheveled looking man to play the role of their popular “Wolfman” character.

    Clark’s Trading Post in Lincoln posted a wanted ad to their Facebook page seeking men with wild facial hair and a flare for the dramatic to audition for the role of Wolfman for their upcoming season.

    “On the exterior, Wolfman must be scruffy and unkempt,” the flyer stated. “But he must be outgoing and good with people.”

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  16. Farm Boy says:

    The Patriarch must be taking a siesta

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  17. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Farm Boy,
    Somebody understands boy dogs. 😛


  18. Farm Boy says:

    Somebody understands boy dogs

    I wonder if the bitches are jealous of what they do…

    Liked by 1 person

  19. Cill says:

    The demand for white male sexism vastly outstrips the supply.

    Liked by 3 people

  20. Farm Boy says:

    Sexism against white males can be easily fabricated.

    That is, lies created

    Liked by 2 people

  21. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Farm Boy,
    Girl dogs, ie bitches, are just fine with things as they are. It’s like the boys are leaving calling cards all over the place that inform them of age, health, and stature.

    Cill, Am I reading you correctly? Are you saying that there is an unmet demand for men that the market hasn’t accounted for? That would be like setting a cat among the pidgeons in St. Mark’s Square.


  22. Yoda says:

    The organisers of a “March Against Fear” planned for Sunday to mark the Brussels terror attacks said they had cancelled the event after the authorities asked them to do so because of security fears.

    Liked by 2 people

  23. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It is cruel to say it but, I had to laugh.
    Am I getting cynical?

    Liked by 2 people

  24. Yoda says:

    CALAIS migrants are now using homemade rafts to try to sneak into Britain amid warnings many are making increasingly desperate attempts to cross the Channel following the dismantling of the Jungle camp.

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  25. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    The most merciful thing that can be done with these people is to send them home if they don’t live in a war zone. While most of them are men of military age, I’ll bet a doughnut that they want to have their families follow on. Accoeding to youtuber TFM, the wives dump them as soon as soon as they get there.
    I am seeing a lot of banner ads on youtube for Muslim dating sites. Coincidence?

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  26. Cill says:

    White male sexism is a dwindling resource. Feminists have to dig deeper and deeper to find it. They need it to keep the fires of victimism burning and all those fembot stokers occupied.

    Liked by 3 people

  27. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I see what you’re saying. Their traditional opponents are not providing them with enough objectionable behavior. That would be a problem for them. If it weren’t so sad, it would be humorous.


  28. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    A silly from Captain Capitalism.
    It needs to be printed in Arabic too.

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  29. Yoda says:

    From Fuzzie Bear’s link

    Liked by 3 people

  30. Yoda says:

    Had Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign for the White House somehow infiltrated the ranks of Emory’s student activists and blackmailed the university’s President James W. Wagner, it could scarcely have orchestrated a spectacle more helpful to Trump’s prospects, or damaging to the values that protect vulnerable groups, than what they accomplished on their own this week. After someone wrote “Trump 2016” in colored chalk around campus, several dozen student demonstrators objected that the banal campaign message scared, upset, or offended them, and administrators responded by going Orwellian.


  31. Yoda says:

    Pitch for Hillary she will,

    Rosie O’Donnell to headline fundraiser for Hillary Clinton

    Rosie O’Donnell is set to headline a fundraiser to support Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign along with other supporters next week in New York City.

    The former host of “The View” is set to join Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney, Jim Obergefell and Cynthia Nixon to support Clinton next Wednesday as she looks to sew up the Democratic nomination during contests in April. Eight states are set to decide on delegates throughout the month, including Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Maryland and New York, where Clinton served for eight years as a U.S. senator.

    O’Donnell pushed news of the fundraiser on her social media accounts.

    The news comes as Clinton looks to a general election matchup with Donald Trump, whom O’Donnell has engaged in a decade-long feud. It even cropped up at the first Republican debate when Fox News’ Megyn Kelly asked Trump about his past comments about women in which he called them “fat pigs” and “disgusting animals.” Trump responded that the remarks were directed at “only Rosie O’Donnell.”


  32. Liz says:

    Mother Nature has it in for women? No way.

    Estrogen turns us into super smart and ambitious risk takers!

    Liked by 2 people

  33. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It would seem that supporting Donald Trump’s worst enemy would be Rosie O’Donell’s first choice. However, I can’t believe that she can be much help to Hillary.


  34. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Have you been talking to Rosie and Hillary? 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  35. Yoda says:

    A rendition of Ms. O’Donnell

    Liked by 1 person

  36. Cill says:

    Today is MY DAY.
    Cilly Saturday.
    Bow down to me, people. Tug your forelocks. Serve me shots of Chivas.

    Liked by 3 people

  37. Cill says:

    I’m reclining regally on a deck chair, feet up. I await a sun umbrella held by Fuzzy, a breeze from a fan waved by Spawny, a Chivas in a shot glass brought to me by Yoda (with a spotless white napkin draped over his forearm, of course), and Liz to rectify a dismal absence of pulchritude here.

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  38. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    “Dismal absence of pulchritude”?
    Where’d they all go? I was about to make lots of burritos for your female relatives.
    If Silly Saturday is your day, may I have Fuzzie Friday?

    Liked by 1 person

  39. Yoda says:

    But Satuday there it is not.
    But here Saturday it is.
    But still your day it is?

    Liked by 1 person

  40. Yoda says:

    So what kind of day Moe’s Day it would be?


  41. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    While holding the Kauri club, every day is Moe’s day.

    Liked by 1 person

  42. Yoda says:

    Feel the Bern the bird did

    Those in attendance at a rally in Portland for Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders were asking that very question after one of the odder speech interruptions so far in the campaign.

    Sanders was delivering a stump speech before a large crowd in a college arena when a small bird landed on stage with him. The crowd reacted and Sanders looked down to spot the bird. Then, as if on cue, the bird flew up and landed on the front of Sanders’ podium.


  43. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Did someone say Portland?

    Liked by 1 person

  44. Cill says:

    AS LONG AS this post remains current, today is MY DAY (irrespective of day of the week). Fembots have their slutwalks, blacks have their BLM, students have their safe spaces, Muslims have their no-go areas. I have MY DAY.

    Liked by 2 people

  45. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It cn be your day all week long.
    Now can you link a silly video?


  46. Cill says:

    Fuzzy pulchritude is descending en masse on my abode at the end of the world. I’m too dazzled to search for a silly video.

    Liked by 2 people

  47. Cill says:

    It’s 5 pm Easter Sunday here. IRL a convivial occasion is building up in Cillsquatchdom. Can I delegate the search for a silly video?

    Liked by 1 person

  48. molly says:

    Heh heh. Cill lonely on Cilly Day? NO!!! H-e-e-e-e-e-r’s molly!
    (and the mob) XD

    Liked by 3 people

  49. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Not silly. A German woman’s story.

    I think the native born population of Germany just lost all faith in their police.


  50. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Molly! 🌯 🌯 🌯 🐻 🙄
    Ezzy, 🌯
    Cillhouette, 🌯 🌯

    Silly video.

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  51. Farm Boy says:

    A Subaru in Portland. Who’da thunk it?

    Liked by 3 people

  52. molly says:

    “Who’da thunk it?”

    Like Patriarch Yoda sounds. 😛

    Liked by 2 people

  53. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Whoop-de-doo for my Subaru!

    Liked by 1 person

  54. Yoda says:

    Like Patriarch Yoda sounds.

    900 years old I am.
    Old enough to be a patriarch I would be

    Liked by 2 people

  55. Cill says:

    White female in-group bias has destroyed enlightenment within a couple of generations.

    Liked by 4 people

  56. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    That is a good reduction to get it to one sentence.


  57. Sumo says:

    describe other cases where Mother Nature has it in for females.

    The existence of The Mighty Sumo is a pretty good indicator that Mother Nature loves the ladies.

    Because, y’know……me. 😉

    Liked by 4 people

  58. Yoda says:

    Interesting this is.
    And in keeping with the animal theme it would be

    For many of our generation, Disney movies have been the classics that have contributed to our childhood nostalgia.

    The newer films released by Disney do not seem to inspire the same feeling of nostalgia as before. In fact, the morals ingrained in them do not seem to make sense. In the time in which everything is looked at with a microscope, it seems that Disney tried to pull a fast one with Zootopia.

    Zootopia is a film about a young rabbit, Judy Hopps, and her dream to join the police force in the world populated by anthropomorphic mammals. Judy is denied a high position in the police force and is assigned meter-maid duty. All animals are bipedal regardless of their species. The animals that are usually prey in the animal kingdom are the dominant force and look down upon the predators. Throughout the whole world of Zootopia, the predators are bullied by the prey, and this is an amazing shift from reality. There is a strange occurrence happening in the film that involves many predators disappearing and going “savage.” Going savage includes going back to their natural state, which means going back on all fours and attacking prey.

    I believe the message present in the film is an allegory to the current status of the white population in contemporary society. The majority of the people who were involved in the writing of this film were white. This aligns with my idea of the allegory present in the movie. The prey are akin to minorities of the world, in the way that they get preyed on by the predators, which are white people.

    In the real world, this can be proved by the many killings of innocent minorities without any legal action taken. Many people know of the power that white America has over the country. Representation in media and other outlets is mainly whitewashed, and it is difficult to find accurate portrayals of minorities.

    The United States was in fact stolen from the Native Americans. I think this movie is a call to arms for the dominant group of the world (white people) to take control of what was supposedly theirs. This is not the message that Disney should be either subconsciously or consciously inserting into its films, even though there is a sordid history with the messages present in their past films.

    The depictions of minorities in Disney’s movies have always been lacking. In the Princess and the Frog, the “princess” protagonist is portrayed as a lowly frog for the majority of the movie. In Aladdin, Middle Easterners are portrayed as “barbaric” in the movie’s opening song. That the minorities are prey is similar to the way that minorities have always been portrayed: as weak.

    Disney needs to be more careful with the message it sends in its movies. Children are impressionable, and people such as me with younger family members will watch these movies and realize that there is apparent racism in the films. Disney needs to diversify its writing team to allow for an equal and accurate representation of minorities in the world.


  59. Cill says:

    Murder is not murder, rape is not rape, unless it is committed by a straight white male.

    Liked by 2 people

  60. Yoda says:

    unless it is committed by a straight white male.

    Not necessarily true this is.
    If gay then white male one would still be.
    Perhaps not enough victimhood cred here there would be


  61. Moehau Man says:

    If Silly Saturday is your day, may I have Fuzzie Friday?

    Yes well I agree and so does Mrs Moehau Man (my amenable old mum). “Fuzzy Friday it shall be”, she called out just then.

    Liked by 3 people

  62. Yoda says:

    Since Moe not white he is, victimhood status he does have?


  63. Moehau Man says:

    … “and let us also have Moehau Monday” Mrs Moehau Man (my urgent old mum) added just then.

    Liked by 4 people

  64. Farm Boy says:

    I agree. Moehau Man Monday it will be.

    Liked by 2 people

  65. Farm Boy says:

    Here is Liz reading to one of her boys

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  66. Moehau Man says:

    Yes well my Professor of Humanities at Auckland University agrees with Cill. Wrongs are not wrongs unless they are committed by the Patriarchy, which is the brainy name for straight white males.

    Liked by 3 people

  67. Farm Boy says:

    I was watching college basketball last night. I saw just so many dumb white guy based ads. You would think that they might opt for a different direction during sporting events.

    In advertising, humor sells. Brands like to know that, at the very least, they’re making consumers laugh. Agencies like to make clients laugh because if they’re laughing, there’s a better chance that they’ll be buying.

    But original ad humor takes talent and time. Well boo to that! Let’s go with the same tired linchpins we’ve been using for 50 years … one of which is the Stupid White Husband/Boyfriend/Man.

    After seeing this new TurboTax commercial featuring a white male dullard and his pool a few times, I went deep ad archive diving, watching most of the national major brand spots released in the Western world over the last year. Hundreds of ads. I found over 50 White Man Moron ads.


  68. Moehau Man says:

    The Department of Womens Affairs paid me a big grant to do a one-week course at Auckland University. I dunno why but they seemed to think us Moehau Mans need diversity training. Anyways I finished the course 6 months later and they capped me with a hat that looked like it was already flattened by a Kauri Club. It’s too small for me head so I put an oblong rock on top to hold it down and wear it everywhere I go these days.

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  69. Farm Boy says:


    What did you learn? Are you applying what you learned?


  70. Moehau Man says:

    Yes well, I shaved me chest hairs to prove I’m diversified and the Moehau Man females stopped eating pikelets when I was around. I had no tups for a month and got so frustrated I went out and humped a cave. I had to glue boar hairs on me chest before the females ate pikelets around me again.

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  71. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Farm Boy,
    After watching thise man bashing commercials, I am glad that I don’t watch televised sports. Sadly, sports are the last thing of TV directed to men.
    It’s like we are not wanted and we are getting the message.

    Liked by 1 person

  72. Yoda says:

    Say anything about your codpiece the women in the class did?


  73. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Off topic. Joh the Other has a magnificent rant.

    That the government will not prosecute these women for conspiracy and perjury and , then, turns around to make them heroines tells me government’s position.

    Liked by 2 people

  74. Spawny Get says:

    More broken justice system news. What happened to the glories of culty-multi?

    A British father has been banned from taking his nine year old son to church, as his ex-wife is a Muslim. The ruling stipulates he must also feed the boy Halal food and assure him he is an ordinary Muslim boy.

    The father has been threatened with loss of custody if he breaks the ban – but he has vowed to challenge the ruling, saying that his son is being brainwashed into Islam and that he doesn’t want him becoming a “dumb sheep”.

    The father, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was raised as a Muslim by his strict Pakistani immigrant parents. But he has rejected the faith of his birth, and said he and his wife led a “Western lifestyle” while married.

    Following his divorce he has been forging close connections to his local Christian community and would like his son to attend with him, hoping to broadening his world-view. But his ex-wife has secured a court order by District Judge Williscroft at Derby County Court, preventing him from taking his son to church or even to the leisure centre it runs.

    “After my divorce, the Christian community embraced me,” the father said. “They run many activities my son enjoys so I go to the church and would like to take my son.

    “I was taught that Christians were heartless and immoral, that only Muslims have a peaceful faith and all others are evil. It was only when I began mixing with Christians that I learned this was nonsense.”

    But his ex-wife has insisted that their son could “become confused” if exposed to religions other than Islam – a notion the boy’s father rejects.

    He told the Mail on Sunday: “This judge is simply scared of being branded Islamophobic. I want my son to have a balanced life in which he is exposed to different faiths and can make up his own mind about which, if any, religion he follows.

    “My son is being indoctrinated and the only way I can show him other things is to take him to other places.”

    And the order goes further: banning the boy’s father, who has custody of his son at weekends only, from taking him to any religious event or Christian building. He must also only feed the boy Halal food, and, bizarrely must reassure the child he is “an ordinary Muslim boy following Muslim rules.” The father has lodged an appeal with the High Court to have the order overturned.

    “If I don’t show him other types of life he will become just like a dumb sheep,” he said. “I want him to see and learn about different cultures.”

    And he said the ruling is affecting his relationship with his son: “This is nothing short of brain-washing him. Already he is telling me that I have a black heart; that I am a bad man, because I am not a practising Muslim. I am heartbroken that I have to keep him away from activities with local children.

    “He is being fed the same lies I was as a child and I want better for him. This judge was so busy being politically correct that she has ignored the influence of myself as a loving father. I am terrified that he will stop wanting to see me because of his indoctrination.”

    Christian groups have condemned the order, which they say is yet another example of institutional deference to Islam, and bias against Christianity.

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  75. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    Curious that it was a female judge siding with the mother. However, traditionally, relieous affilitain is determined by the mother but, it is considered so important that it is settled prior to marrying. The it was left to a judge following divorce tells me that the mother never really cared.


  76. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    The last time I saw a bumper sticker along those lines was in 1972. It was in the wake of the Watergate Hearings.
    Why couldn'[t the Democratic Party have found a superior cndidate? ::(


  77. Yoda says:

    A new post there is


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