Let us look at some of Darth Emo’s characteristics,
- He is not in control of his emotions. Outbursts can come at any time.
- He is not so mysterious. He raises up his mask like Dark Helmet
- His long wavy/kinky/curly hair just doesn’t work on him. Maybe it would on Antonio Banderas, but not on him.
- He kind of looks like he is wearing lipstick
- His helmet has a pig snout (perhaps BV would comment)
- He let a total novice girl beat him in what was supposed to be his specialty (and his base of power)
- He works for a guy named Spork
- He doesn’t seem particularly intelligent (perhaps this is a plus)
- He is a bad boy (in actuality yes, but in demeanor?)
- He has no fashion sense
Alright ladies, what is your verdict?