Feminist Fools Surprised by Muslim Violence

Europe is reeling from the violence of the brutal, incompatible culture they have been hellbent on importing into their midst. The most disturbing aspect of the reaction to the Muslim brutality towards women on New Years Eve 2015, is the nature of that reaction. The surprise. The shock. The astonishment at being taken unawares. They were mentally, physically, psychologically and morally unprepared, from the highest level of government down, for the violence that was waiting to happen.

And this shocked reaction comes months after the mass murder of innocent Europeans by Muslims in Paris, not to mention the slaughter of the July 2005 London bomb attacks.

This lack of awareness could only come from ideological conditioning across the board. Nothing but authoritarian control over information, education, institutions, censorship and suppression of opposing opinion could have led Europeans to welcome their most confirmed enemy with teddy bears. They might as well have welcomed an outbreak of the Plague with cuddly rats.

Sure, not all migrants are the enemy. It’s a question of what percentage of them will prove to be the enemy, and it will not be zero. To invite in an unknown horde of Muslims inevitably is to invite the enemy inside the gates. It’s just a matter of how many of them will go on to commit mass murder in Europe.

Europe is blinded by ideological self-hatred. It’s the white race’s hatred of the white men who built the civilization to which Westerners owe everything, including the freedom that Feminism is so quickly eroding. Feminism calls this civilization “The Patriarchy”. In the pitifully irrational feminist way of thinking, the Patriarchy is the worst of the worst, therefore everything else must be better: murder, rape, slavery, genocide, and all the other lovely stuff with which Islam can de-homogenize Europe.

Islam brings violence. The scale of it is simply mind-boggling, particularly in modern times (259 terrorist attacks between July and December 2015 and 450 Muslim suicide attacks in 2015, 4,370 people killed).

It happens around the world. Nigeria, Russia, China, Thailand, the Philippines, Australia, India, the USA, England, France – and this is before we start to mention the Muslim countries themselves. There has been far too much Muslim mass violence to be ignored.

Not all Muslims are like that, but far too many of them are.

Feminist governments delight in importing Muslims in order to dilute everything the white man stands for, liberty, enlightenment and all.

Don’t be a fool, Sheila:

It has been all too easy for the governments of the feminist world. How could so many people be so easily deceived? And what about the people who were not deceived? What distinguishes them from the suckers? Everyone’s case will be different.

In my own case, it might be because I live on the other side of the world. Perhaps distance allows a more dispassionate view of Muslim mass violence and the inevitability thereof. Or is it because ideological blindfolding was completely absent in the remote place in which I was raised? Or because the “eat or be eaten” I saw among the fauna in my wild surroundings gave me a realistic understanding of violence? Or because the home education I received from my parents negated the feminist crap I would later endure at school?

We, the undeceived, are misfits in this barking feminist world. No two experiences are the same, but I expect there will be some common denominators among my fellow misfits out there. Who knows. It might be as simple as us all being a bunch of Machiavellian bastards.

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126 comments on “Feminist Fools Surprised by Muslim Violence
  1. Yoda says:

    A topic with much interest this is

    Liked by 1 person

  2. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    They didn’t expect that people that had been shown such generoustiy would reward their benefactors with perfidy. There is a silver lining to this. No one got seriously hurt.
    That video of the silly woman cutting off a branch is the first of that I have seen witha real human. I have seen it in cartoons and thought no one in real life would be so silly as to undertake such action.

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  3. Yoda says:

    Perhaps infidel women are women not.
    If so, then “open season” on them it is.


  4. Yoda says:

    What Europe do they should?


  5. Yoda says:

    How could so many people be so easily deceived?

    Because critical thinking they have not?


  6. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    “What in Rueope do they should?”
    First, stop accepting immingrants. Second, deport any that break the law.

    “We, the undecieved, are misfits in this barking feminist world.”
    If onlt feminists were this cute.

    They were having a party and wanted to play with their pet human.


  7. Yoda says:

    “What in Rueope do they should?”

    Sound like Astro the dog you do


  8. Cill says:

    Perhaps infidel women are women not.
    If so, then “open season” on them it is.

    I have stayed in Muslim countries. They despise Western women for their promiscuity and immoral behavior. It disgusts them, actually. White women would have to completely change their ways (there’d be no room for feminism) or it would be “open season” on them all right. They would be treated as sub-human.

    They also despise Western men for their weakness with women (manginas).


  9. Cill says:

    “What Europe do they should?”

    Force Merkel and her ilk to resign. Deport all migrants who have commited a crime, as Australia is doing right now. Require migrants to pass certain tests, such as show a basic understanding of European principles and laws, a minimum level of fluency in the first language of the nation, and a willingness and ability to assimilate.


  10. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    “Sound like Astro the dog you do.”
    You made me realize that Cill could post comments on behalf of Dog and Horse. That may prove interesting as thier point of view would be different from that of a human.

    I have heard that. I have to wonder how tourists are tolerated.


  11. Cill says:

    Fuzzy I know a couple who went to Dubai. When the Dubai authorities discovered they weren’t married they faced imprisonment for immorality. I don’t know how it panned out in the end. Last I heard, their passports had been confiscated. Westerners have allowed themselves a false sense of security in such countries.

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  12. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Dubai is trying to sell itself as a stopover. That the authorities would do that says that they are unprepared. I hope that they hustled that couploe out of there.


  13. Cill says:

    If they hadn’t managed to extract themselves from Dubai, I would have heard. It was an unpleasant experience for them. They were treated like criminals.


  14. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It wasn’t that long ago that that wouldn’t fly in the West.


  15. Spawny Get says:

    I utterly understand the alliterative allure of feminist fools, but it’s a total tautology.

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  16. Spawny Get says:

    For those who remember the fine men of Warmington-on-Sea


  17. Spawny Get says:

    OMFG Read in wonder
    Ze truth about ze Koln according to al-ja-beeb-a

    What happened during the first hours of 2016 is likely to have a profound impact on the rest of Europe.
    Certainly the boldness of the assaults and the sense of a powerless state will haunt the victims, but what has also been lost is trust – the essential glue in any society.
    There is now a widely held suspicion that the political elite is not being candid with the German public.
    There was the inexplicably bland initial police report describing the evening in Cologne as a “relaxed atmosphere. Celebrations largely peaceful”. It was on social media that news of the assaults first seeped out.
    When the Cologne police chief said that many of the young men who had been outside the train station that night had been of North African or Middle Eastern origin, politicians and officials were quick to say they were not drawn from the migrants who in recent months had sought asylum in Germany.
    It took the better part of a week to acknowledge that asylum seekers were among the suspects.
    The police certainly knew the reality of who had been on the streets. On the night some young men had shown police their asylum documents.
    An internal police report describes a man telling the police: “I am Syrian. You have to treat me kindly. Mrs Merkel invited me”.

    What has fuelled the sense of crisis is the suspicion – now widely held – that the German establishment is not telling the truth.
    The German public-service broadcaster ZDF did not mention the incidents in Cologne in its broadcast until last Tuesday, four days after the attacks.
    The broadcaster has now admitted it was a “clear misjudgement” and says that since then, it has been “over-whelmed with hate and anger”.
    In parts of social media the idea of a “lying press” has taken root.
    Some German papers are quoting police sources saying they are under orders not to report crimes involving refugees.


  18. Spawny Get says:

    Not really a surprise, but interesting
    Con Woman Laura Perrins: Feminists see mass immigration as blow against patriarchy. I just see it as a blow

    The feminists really have been caught off guard by this rape campaign. For years, all they had to do was complain about British men not picking up their socks, or catcalls from builders but now their cosy world of “we need more women CEOs” (not plumbers though) is punctured by an actual imported rape culture and they are all in a muddle. Where are the consent classes when you need them, eh?

    For too long the feminists and the rest of the Left have used mass uncontrolled immigration from a totally alien culture as the number one way of destroying that which they hate – Western civilisation based on Christian norms. If a few nasty things happen along the way then so be it. Sure you cannot make an organic free-range omelette without breaking a few eggs.

    The young girls sexually abused in Rotherham by groups of Muslim men are just collateral damage; the young women groped and sexually molested in Cologne are just collateral damage; over-crowded schools and hospitals just have to be endured by ‘others’ even though the elite are wealthy enough to remain untouched by it all.

    In truth, the only revolutionary act British women can do now is to challenge the elite liberal orthodoxy that demands we absorb mass unassimilated migrants without even a whisper of objection.


  19. Spawny Get says:

    David Bowie dies yesterday. You wouldn’t believe how much coverage this got in what shouild be the serious news programmes. Why might this be?
    Con Woman Jane Kelly: Feminist BBC would rather canonise Bowie than admit the ugly truth of Cologne
    Blanket coverage of Bowie meant that other, trickier, subjects could be ignored.

    In church on Sunday migrants were mentioned in the prayers and there was a call for the churches in Germany to keep hold of ‘justice.’ All very vague and I didn’t feel that the problems of German women living in a new society were being addressed. In the evening I went to a neighbourhood party. I wasn’t intending to talk about politics but somehow over the Ottolenghi salads and Waitrose cheeses, it happened. I made a rather oblique comment about how surprising it is that no feminist voices have been raised about the recent attacks on women in Germany, Switzerland and Finland.

    There was no response. I tried again a bit more obviously by asking if it wasn’t odd the way the news about Cologne had been reported. As I mentioned the town, no one could pretend they didn’t know what I was talking about.

    ‘Well, we don’t know that migrants did it,’ said a former Oxford graduate. I said we did know, and it hadn’t been reported for five days. ‘Well the greater good of the community is more important than the rights of the individual,’ she said. I asked her to repeat that so we could really hear what she’d said and was it was OK then, for migrant men to attack women and get away with it?

    ‘Yes, there was an argument for that,’ she said quite seriously. Another neighbour, from Romania, opined that on no account should the ethnicity of criminals ever be mentioned because it might stigmatise a community. ‘That is far too dangerous,’ he said.

    I could tell that it was even too dangerous to have that very conversation. Talk quickly shifted onto the folly of Tony Blair’s war in Iraq and the lasting evils of the British Empire.

    They haven’t quite got to saying that women were more likely to have enabled bleeding heart lefty-ism, but maybe soon…


  20. Yoda says:

    lasting evils of the British Empire.

    The British Empire one of the greatest goods ever to happen to world it was.

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  21. BuenaVista says:

    77 percent of rapes in Sweden are committed by 2% of the men. Guess which religious affiliation the 2% maintain?

    Koln’s center — with the rail station adjacent to the cathedral — is a deeply symbolic choice for organized violence. Correctly, the perps showed that if people are not safe there, they are unsafe anywhere. The cathedral was spared by the Allied bombing while everything around it was turned to gravel. The islamists were not so kind, obviously.

    My brother and his family (wife is a German) lived in the center for 10 years, the cathedral visible from their living room. Being good liberals, he advised me this weekend that “it’s all being blown out of proportion.” So I suppose it will take a few more years of this, with some random massacres thrown in, to shock mainstream Germany out of its cognitive dissonance.

    There were two migrants who were assaulted by a couple of squads of German vigilantes in the last couple of days. German leadership is horrified by this display of German intolerance. As Glenn Reynolds notes, the police do not exist to protect the innocent so much as to protect criminals from what would happen to them if citizens took the law into their own hands.

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  22. Spawny Get says:

    “The British Empire one of the greatest goods ever to happen to world it was.”
    Not being a historian I don’t know whether that’s true. I’d love to believe that it was. But I absolutely know that it’s a mixed bag (to put it mildly).

    However, I saw a clip on youtube on the ten evilist empires ever…Guess who won 😉

    All their references were to the lefty rag The Guardian and it’s emetic ilk. It’s like you lot asking the commie party in the US to come up with a resume for your country.


  23. Spawny Get says:

    The blerk with the dodgy ‘tache nails it


  24. Cill says:

    “It’s like you lot asking the commie party in the US to come up with a resume for your country.”

    They already do that regularly, from Hollywood.

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  25. Spawny Get says:

    Llinguistics that you can use
    Fagina twp (that’s Welsh for “stupid cunt”)
    no pronunciation guide availabubble, sadly. It’ll be weird.


  26. Spawny Get says:

    “They already do that regularly, from Hollywood.”

    Fair point, well made.


  27. Yoda says:

    However, I saw a clip on youtube on the ten evilist empires ever…Guess who won 😉

    Persian Empire it did?


  28. Spawny Get says:

    “Persian Empire it did?”
    Speak to me not of such mere amateurs at Evil Empiring.


  29. Yoda says:

    But I absolutely know that it’s a mixed bag (to put it mildly).

    Mostly a force of good the British Empire was.

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  30. Yoda says:

    Soviet “Evil Empire” the winner was?


  31. Spawny Get says:

    Admittedly the static image kind of gives it away

    10) Imperial Japan
    9) The Spanish Empire
    8) The Portuguese Empire
    7) The Ottoman Empire
    6) The French Empire
    5) The Mongols
    4) Nazi Germany
    3) The Belgian Empire
    2) The Soviet Union

    1) The British Empire


  32. Spawny Get says:

    I’d happily buy a t-shirt with that image.


  33. Cill says:

    I watched the “Hitler hears of Dad’s Army Remake” video at 12:23 pm above, my grunts of mirth along with Hitler’s rant arousing Dog from a deservedly deep sleep (it’s 3:25 a.m. here).

    At Hitler’s eruptive “fucking fuck!”, a whuff of dozy indignation sounded distinctly from the direction of Horse’s paddock. Notwithstanding the vague realization that the roar that had aroused him had erupted again from Hitler’s throat, I continued to allow the Fuhrer to disturb the entire menagerie of my idyllic demense. The distressed bleats of a ewe came to my ears, the alpha ram apparently acquitting himself with unseasonable witching-hour lust upon her unchalked arse.

    I click the pause button. Fucking fuck.

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  34. Cill says:

    “And tzhe script will be written by the twat who wrote Johnny English Reborn and Mr Bean’s Holiday!!”.

    I’m inclined to agree with the Fuhrer’s ire right there.

    “And who the fuck is Toby Jones? He’s playing Mainwaring for Crying out loud!!”
    It does seem a bit over the top.

    Ain’t no-one can match the old British humour. Show me the empire that was better at that.

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  35. Spawny Get says:

    “Show me the empire that was better at that.”
    We are weird like that. You guys also carry that torch…and the Aussies. Perhaps that’s to balance out the globe?

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  36. Spawny Get says:

    Regarding David Bowie’s recent demise. It seems there’s going to be a state funeral for him. Why? Fucknose, but allegedly according to Spineless Dave Cameroid, “He was the people’s princess”…allegedly.

    Still, allows the MSM to continue to minimise (when they cannot ignore) events across Europe such as those in Cologne. So there’s that.


  37. Yoda says:

    The Guardian believes many things it does.
    Normally believe the opposite one should

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  38. Cill says:

    On the other hand, nothing is more pitifully unfunny than a feminist fool.

    Liked by 2 people

  39. Yoda says:

    A princess David Bowie was?


  40. Yoda says:

    Hitler weighs in on many issues on YouTube he does.
    Busy he would be.

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  41. Yoda says:

    If nothing else, the British Empire prevented large swaths of non-European territory from becoming third world hell-holes it did

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  42. Spawny Get says:

    David Bowie was allegedly bisexual and sort of danced around gender identity type stuff in some of his personae.

    I have nothing against the guy, I just didn’t find his music very interesting is all. That and my aversion to getting dramatic over such shit. I don’t remember getting a card from him when my dad died…just saying…doesn’t mean that I’m glad that he’s dead too.


  43. Spawny Get says:

    “If nothing else, the British Empire prevented large swaths of non-European territory from becoming third world hell-holes it did”

    For a while, maybe.


  44. Yoda says:

    I see that Palpatine’s Empire was listed not.
    Surprised at this I am.
    Palpatine spoke with British accent he did.
    A Taysider he was.
    Perfect target he would be.

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  45. Cill says:

    “He was the people’s princess”
    He was the North Pole Penguin’s pull-strop centrefold dear

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  46. Spawny Get says:

    Classic stuff from al-ja-beeb-a
    ( http://isthebbcbiased.blogspot.co.uk/2016/01/cologne-could-have-been-right-wing.html )

    This is all very strange. Arabs and North Africans attacking German women in several cities, not just Cologne, is like a gift to PEGIDA and people like Tommy Robinson.
    And there are conspiracy theories in the air that the New Year’s Eve attackers were encouraged to make sexual approaches to German women, told that it was the normal thing to do on New Year’s Eve.
    If true, they may have fallen into a well-laid trap.

    Would you Adam and Eve it? Stick a fork in it, it’s gone beyond parody.


  47. Cill says:

    “If nothing else, the British Empire prevented large swaths of non-European territory from becoming third world hell-holes it did”

    Quickly became hell holes after the Poms left, the African colonies did. Dine on his own subjects Idi Amin liked to do. He was de Field Marshall, de General, de King of de scene. Eed, Eed, Eedee Ameen.

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  48. Yoda says:

    A penguin at the North Pole would last long not.
    Polar Bears see to this they would


  49. Cill says:

    “Classic stuff from al-ja-beeb-a”.

    An “out” for the fems. Wait for them to pick up that one and run with it. The fools of the Western world are panting with impatience to be fooled all over again.

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  50. Yoda says:

    Cill caught the Yoda virus he did

    To have a virus named after me proud I do feel


  51. Yoda says:

    Koln’s center — with the rail station adjacent to the cathedral — is a deeply symbolic choice for organized violence.

    Almost makes one think that it was deliberate FU it would be


  52. Yoda says:

    Like Europe the US becoming it is,


    While the Bengals were busy embarrassing themselves on the field during their 18-16 AFC Wild Card game loss to the Steelers on Saturday night, a small number of fans at Paul Brown Stadium proved to be an even bigger embarrassment.

    The Cincinnati Enquirer reported Sunday that at least six fans were arrested on a variety of assault charges, with allegations including:

    Martin Cooke, 33, of Germantown, Kentucky, was arrested after police said he urinated on the person in front of him in Paul Brown Stadium. Cooke, who wore a Bengals hoodie, is accused of fighting with the man and punching him in the face, court documents state. He is facing disorderly conduct and assault charges. Cooke is scheduled to appear in court Monday.
    Unfortunately, that may be the tamest of all the allegations, which include three different men charged with hitting women in the face or head.

    Don’t just point fingers at Cincinnatians. Some of the arrests involved Steelers fans — according to the Enquirer report, police identified one of the men charged with punching a woman as a Steelers fan, a second as wearing a Bengals jersey, and the third as a man in a Steelers jersey.


  53. Spawny Get says:

    Prepare to be shocked.

    Brace! Brace! Brace!

    German Cop Breaks Ranks: We Are BANNED From Detaining Migrants

    I mean, I know, right?

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  54. Yoda says:

    Enforce civility they do,

    A year ago, after the Charlie Hebdo bloodbath, Angela Merkel was walking directly alongside President Hollande in that hideous memorial parade at which the world’s leaders proclaimed that no such bloody acts of violence would ever kill free speech. No, sir, when it comes to killing free speech, leave it to smooth house-trained western politicians.

    And so it was that Chancellor Merkel chose to commemorate the first anniversary of the Charlie massacre by clamping down on freedom of expression for her own benighted subjects. As The Washington Post put it:

    Germany springs to action over hate speech against migrants

    Who doesn’t love Germans springing? Isn’t that in The Producers? Spring time for thought-crime in Germany… [UPDATE! Scaramouche completes the thought.]

    The German state is apparently incapable of springing to action over organized mass sexual assault in at least five cities on a rape-out-the-old New Year’s Eve (oh, and Finland, too), but you’ve gotta be able to prioritize, right? Post reporter Anthony Faiola’s snide opening is a classic of the genre:

    BERLIN — Donald Trump may be testing the boundaries of tolerance on the U.S. campaign trail. But here in Germany, the government is effectively enforcing civility, taking aim at a surge of hate speech against refugees and Muslims.

    There’s actually nothing very “civil” about “enforcing civility”. Indeed, if civility (which derives from “civis” – citizen) has to be enforced, it is by definition no longer civility at all.



  55. Cill says:

    It was before my time, but there must have been jokes made about Kohl and Koln?

    At one time, people thought that he (Helmut Kohl) would be the last apologetic Chancellor of Germany. They failed to take into account the “blame the white man” pathology of Feminism. Along came Merkel and the rest is history.


  56. Cill says:

    “We Are BANNED From Detaining Migrants”

    The clowns compete to achieve ever-greater heights of absurdity.

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  57. Cill says:

    “if civility (which derives from “civis” – citizen) has to be enforced, it is by definition no longer civility at all.”

    How undeniably and tellingly true this is.

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  58. Yoda says:

    Odd this is,

    The National Organization for Women must be hurting for publicity and must also adhere to the old saying that there is “no such thing as bad publicity,” because their recent decision to come to the defense of the woman who lied about being gang raped to Rolling Stone is otherwise astonishing.

    Police found no evidence to back up the allegation (although they haven’t officially closed the case). The accuser, Jackie, named the man she claimed took her to a fraternity party and initiated the gang rape — and no one by that name was a student at the University of Virginia or even existed in the United States.

    There was no party at the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity house on the night she claimed to have been raped. Her story changed in material ways over the years. At one point, she claimed he had been forced to perform oral sex on five men. At another, she said she had been raped by seven, including with a beer bottle. Every detail she provided to Rolling Stone was either absolutely proven false or cast into very deep doubt — from her bloody and torn dress to the way her friends and a university administrator treated her after she came forward.

    Despite all of this, NOW is calling Jackie a “survivor” and condemning the U.Va. dean who is suing Rolling Stone and requesting documents to prove she was defamed by the magazine



  59. Spawny Get says:

    I suppose that there’s one Aryan present, technically. Not nice video, but remember that no one died.


  60. Yoda says:

    Outsourcing security issues they are

    A new report on the Syrian refugee resettlement program reveals that the United Nations — not U.S. officials — initially pick and choose who can move to the United States and even become an American citizen.



  61. Cill says:

    Uncanny likeness at 4:17 pm, Spawny. Extraordinary. 😉

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  62. Yoda says:

    A good question this is,

    GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee released a bombshell statement this weekend excoriating both President Barack Obama and Democrat presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for their roles in potentially bringing Germany’s migrant rape crisis here to the United States.

    “Why are Obama and Hillary more interested in protecting the image of Islam than protecting American women from rape by Middle Eastern migrants?” he boldly asked in in a Facebook posting.


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  63. Spawny Get says:

    Mmm, just cracked open a bottle of King Goblin.

    Hobgoblin is a favourite, this is the first time I’ve gone Royal.
    http://www.wychwood.co.uk/ (if asked for d.o.b. must be over 18)

    An Extraordinary Beer of Exceptional Quality.

    Only ever brewed under a full lunar moon, with Crystal malts & Sovereign hops for a rich, smooth sublimely satisfying taste of pure beer indulgence.

    Pack Size: 500ml

    6.6% Alc./Vol.

    3.3 UK Units.
    UK Health Depts recommend adults do not regularly exceed:
    Men: 3-4 units daily.
    Women: 2-3 units daily.
    Avoid alcohol if pregnant or trying to conceive.

    One bottle a day limit? right-o

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  64. Spawny Get says:

    From our NSS file

    There can be no doubt that Jeremy Corbyn is unfit to govern, or to let anywhere near governing. He would destroy our national security, undermine our economy and dismantle all the progress we have made.

    There is a broader point though. The Labour Parliamentary Party as a whole know just how dire things are. The Prime Minister was absolutely right when he told them at Prime Minister’s Questions last week that they are all collectively responsible for the mess on their benches. This is not just about the team around the Labour leader. It is about all of them.

    They are standing by while all of this happens. Many of them are still happy to serve in his Shadow Cabinet, while Labour slides towards the most left-wing agenda in this country’s modern history and victimises those who stand for normal common sense. So it is not just Jeremy Corbyn who is not fit to govern. If they cannot take big decisions in the face of this chaos, none of them are. And that is why whatever happens in Labour, we must make sure that we beat them resoundingly.

    (that’ll be No Shit Sherlock)


  65. Cill says:

    “GROW UP. You are too young.”
    Message I got when I tried to enter the Hobgoblin manor.

    I like the macabre sense of humour. Hmm. I’ll endeavour to acquire some of that plonk.


  66. Spawny Get says:

    Too young? What date did you enter? 18 should be fine. Didn’t see King Goblin on the very professional looking home page.

    Hobgoblin is a lovely dark ruby beer. King Goblin is the same, but stronger.


  67. Cill says:

    That’s you behind the bar there, Spawny? (http://www.wychwood.co.uk/)


  68. Spawny Get says:

    Feeling pretty mellow already…6.6% abv confirmed. Empty stomach and all that. Getting late, almost tomorrow already (only one bottle per day, mind) 😉

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  69. Spawny Get says:

    Well, even a movie star needs to pay the bills, Cill.


  70. Cill says:

    The time is coming up midnight, after all. What’s a measly 7 hours between fiends friends?

    Liked by 1 person

  71. Spawny Get says:

    Something for the ladies


  72. Cill says:

    “That’s you running the shop then?”
    Yup. I have personalised gifts for you.

    Liked by 1 person

  73. Spawny Get says:

    Could be a case of time flying round these parts.

    Liked by 1 person

  74. Spawny Get says:

    One for Tarn?

    Seems to match the con-costume that was described.

    Liked by 1 person

  75. Cill says:

    That’s one of the most fun sites I’ve seen. Many ghastly things are uncovered by the hover of the mouse.

    Liked by 1 person

  76. Spawny Get says:

    no names

    It’s got my nameface on it

    Liked by 1 person

  77. Spawny Get says:

    Time for sad face
    The resistance against Jeremy Corbyn is falling apart

    Labour’s embattled secret army is fracturing. And if it cannot find a way of uniting against the Corbynite invader, it will be destroyed.


  78. Spawny Get says:

    Bwa-ha-ha (redux)


  79. Cill says:

    Yup. Black Wych coins it.

    Where the deuce IS Tarn? Has someone farted?

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  80. Cill says:

    Dogs Bollocks etc… Fair go, only the Poms could come up with that stuff. 😀

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  81. Spawny Get says:

    The back should have included ‘The mutt’s nuts’

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  82. Spawny Get says:

    A belated opportunity

    Don’t know if it’s available in Double Damn


  83. Spawny Get says:

    You haven’t heard of ‘the best’ being ‘the dog’s bollocks’ or ‘the mutt’s nuts’?

    Damn, you need to catch up

    Dog’s bollocks


    Excellent – the absolute apex. In other contexts the word bollocks (meaning testicles) has a negative connotation; for example:

    – ‘that’s bollocks’ -> ‘that’s rubbish’
    – ‘give him a bollocking’ -> ‘chastise him’
    – ‘He dropped a bollock’ -> ‘he made a mistake’

    The reasons why the ‘dog’s bollocks’ are considered to be the top of the tree aren’t clear. It may be linked to an associated phrase – ‘stand out like a dog’s balls’, that is, ‘outstanding’, although I can find no evidence to indicate that phrase as being earlier than the ‘dog’s bollocks’. Dogs do enjoy licking their genitals of course but again, there’s no evidence that links the coining of this phrase to that. It is most likely that this is just a nonsense phrase, coined because it sounds good. In that, it would join a long list of earlier nonsense phrases, e.g. ‘the cat’s pyjamas’, ‘the bee’s knees’ etc.


    The word bollocks, meaning testicles has been part of the language since the 18th century, but didn’t become used to mean nonsense until the early 20th century. The ‘dog’s bollocks’ seems to have originated in Britain in the first half of the 20th century. Eric Partridge recorded it in Edition 3 of A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, 1949:

    “Dog’s ballocks, the typographical colon-dash (:-).”

    That printer’s term, although graphic, didn’t have any associations with excellence and probably isn’t the source of term as we use it today. It is more likely that the origin lies in a late 20th century reviving of the post WWI period outbreak of exuberant coinages. At that time many nonsense terms for excellent which involved the animal world were coined – cat’s pyjamas, cat’s whiskers, bee’s knees etc.


    The mutt’s nuts

    more like this…
    …other phrases about:

    Excellent – the highest quality.


    This is a variant of ‘the dog’s bollocks’ and it originated in the UK in the 1990s. It is a rather nice alternative as it has the dual advantages over the original form of the rhyme and the fact that nuts is both slang for bollocks and also means both crazy and rubbish.

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  84. Cill says:

    I’m wasting time, mooning around at http://www.wychwood.co.uk/

    Tarn-baiting can wait for a bit.

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  85. Spawny Get says:

    Is it an English thing to like playing with words so much?

    It’s good for the vocabulary and the confidence with words. It’s not intended in any negative way, it’s not intelecchule intelly clever.

    It’s not an attempt at intimidation, it’s just fun.

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  86. Spawny Get says:

    “Tarn-baiting can wait for a bit.”

    There’s always time for Tarn baiting


  87. Cill says:

    Corbyn has some intellectually challenging ideas. This is what he’d do for his country:

    Don’t be a fool Blighty:


  88. Cill says:

    Tarn baiting feels somewhat empty in her absence. The bulldog is in the ring, worrying the shit out of the thin air.

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  89. Spawny Get says:

    I’m guessing Farside…?
    I have the mug

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  90. Cill says:

    Ahhh it’s good to have a good laugh

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  91. Cill says:

    But everything was okay. All nice and lovely. The Koln police said so. Aunty Ange told them to, so it must have been right. Frau don’t fib.


  92. Spawny Get says:

    “Frau don’t fib.”
    Indeed, as honest as the day is long. Sadly, these events clearly occurred at night.


  93. Spawny Get says:

    Muffin is kind of like a pumped up pikelet…obviously…clearly


  94. Cill says:

    Image at 6:25 pm doesn’t show. Too rude?


  95. Spawny Get says:

    faites vos jeux
    place your bets, ladies and gentlemen
    Will o’Bazza pardon them as a departing gift?
    Will Trump reinstate the charges as justice requires?
    faites vos jeux


  96. Cill says:

    It shows now. And how. Plus some.

    A good shape before she went to fat.

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  97. Spawny Get says:

    Image at 6:25 pm doesn’t show. Too rude?
    I can see it them.

    No, nothing OTT

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  98. Spawny Get says:

    Nigella is/was an original yummy-mummy


  99. Cill says:

    Mate, if the Clintons are taken to task for their crimes my dad will be over the moon with joy. He likes to explain that Hillary is an downright crook, particularly re Whitewatergate. He rails at the Republican Star Chamber diverting attention towards Bill’s sleaziness and thereby letting his wife off the hook “almost as if the Clintons deliberately engineered it” (says my dad)

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  100. Spawny Get says:

    Knuckle bump to your Dad

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  101. Spawny Get says:

    Brace yourselves. Cameron full of shit shocker

    Britain’s Prime Minister, David Cameron, appeared in front of a House of Commons Select Committee today where he was forced to admit that the UK government’s widely touted estimate of “70,000 moderate” fighters in Syria actually includes Islamists and “hardline Islamists”.

    Speaking to Dr. Julian Lewis in the committee today, Mr. Cameron was pressed on the Joint Intelligence Committee report which he announced as he was making the case for British military intervention in Syria.

    In November of last year, Mr. Cameron asserted: “Although the situation on the ground is complex, our assessment is that there are around 70,000 Syrian opposition fighters on the ground who do not belong to extremist groups.”

    He has today admitted that his claim was false, effectively acknowledging that his speech on December 2nd in the House of Commons may have misled the House – a serious offence under parliamentary rules.

    At the time he said: “Last week I told the House that we believe there are around 70,000 Syrian opposition fighters… who do not belong to extremist groups… and with whom we can co-ordinate attacks on Daesh”.

    But today he has admitted: “…yes, some of the opposition forces are Islamist, some of them are relatively hardline Islamist, and some of them are more what we would describe as more secular democrats. But I would make the point there are groups like Al-Nusra Front… who we wouldn’t work with, who we condemn. If you are arguing there aren’t enough and we need to build them up, yes, I agree. But we’ve got to start somewhere…


  102. Cill says:

    I can see them two too. Can hardly miss ’em.

    The name “Nigella” Lawson has me wondering, is she the daughter of the Chancellor of the Exchequer in Maggie Thatcher’s time?


  103. Spawny Get says:

    I believe so. It was mentioned on Drop The Dead Donkey, back in the day. A very funny series if you were of legal age back in the nineties.
    (p.s. shut up. I know what you’re going to say. Save me hating you)


  104. Cill says:

    Well I’ll be damned. A North Pole Penguin Porky (I do like it when “P” comes in threes)


  105. Spawny Get says:

    Drop the Dead Donkey?

    I’ve shared it before (chrimbo special), but it’s frigging hilarious

    You may not get all the quips, but you can probably guess at their root.

    Watch it! Or be a Larrikin all your life.

    I swear to you that it’ll have you laughing. The first half is required to set up the second.

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  106. Cill says:

    I do believe if I met her in the flesh I’d be overwhelmed by an avid infantile urge.

    (Nigella, I mean)

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  107. Cill says:

    It’s a shame about Jerry the hapless cameraman, unless it was a young Corbyn. You never know, he would’ve had a penchant for those sorts of skits – for the chumpiness, mind, not the humour.

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  108. Cill says:

    Spawny 7:07 pm
    “North Pole Penguin Porky” refers to Cameron’s corker of a porky at 6:55 pm

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  109. molly says:

    Videos 4:12 pm and 6:17 pm
    O my golly gosh! The females should of seen a crowd of Arabs and stayed away. I would see the ugly men in the distance and run. Stoopid females!

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  110. molly says:

    Uh-oh they surrounded the females as they got off the train? It was Police and media duty to report it so more females didn’t come and get groped!

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  111. Yoda says:

    It was Police and media duty to report it so more females didn’t come and get groped!

    This is not the solution that the politicians are looking for

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  112. Yoda says:

    An attempt at bullying these groping tactics are.
    Effective they might be.


  113. Yoda says:

    The females should of seen a crowd of Arabs and stayed away

    Once again Dalrock relevant he is,

    These women don’t just want to build a better beta, they want to tame the alpha. In fact, I think the former is just another way they are trying to approach the latter. They want to take an inherently unsafe activity and make it safe. They want to submit to a man without having to submit; they want a man who can tame their feral self. They want him to trip their danger signals. Even better if he is a stranger from a strange land.

    They want this all to happen without giving up their freedom; they want to play this out in the context of serial monogamy, so they can feel loved while also claiming their promiscuity is moral. They want to lose control to a string of strangers who have all of the hallmarks of very dangerous men, and they want a promise that this will always end well.

    They want to know that this will be safe, without it losing the excitement of it feeling unsafe. They are telling men to build a sort of serial monogamy amusement park where they can ride the roller coaster and experience the fear of falling or crashing, while knowing that just behind the scenes grown ups are actually in charge and are responsible for them safely feeling unsafe.

    One more thing. As I mentioned above they don’t want to be hemmed in. So instead of building an actual amusement park, they want roller coasters to spring up randomly in the same exact circumstances where the real danger they mimic would appear. They want to be driving their car on the freeway one instant, and the next experience the fear of careening out of control. They want to impulsively jump off the edge of the Grand Canyon and have a parachute appear and deploy at the last minute. And all they ask is your guarantee that all of this will be safe.

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  114. Spawny Get says:

    I love that quote from Big D.


  115. Cill says:

    “To have a virus named after me proud I do feel”

    A Law named after me I do have.

    Cill’s Law:
    Quality and innocence shall be rated by distance removed from the straight white male, the greater the distance the higher the rating.

    By Cill’s Law British Empire ranks worst it does.
    White men worse than white women they do rank.
    White women ranked worse than Muslims they are.

    In Yodish Cill’s Law would be:
    Quality and innocence rated by distance removed from the straight white male they shall be, the greater the distance the higher the rating they shall have, mmmH?


  116. Cill says:

    Interesting. Wee molly was the only woman to comment here.

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  117. Yoda says:

    A new post there is


  118. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Molly! 🌯 🌯 🌯 🐻 🙄
    Thank you! What you said makes perfect sense. Why get off the train to jump into a sea of Arabs? They had to figure that Sum Ting Wong.
    So far, no one has been able to contest my hypothesis that all the native German men stayed home. They sure weren’t there.

    I like English muffins! Butter and orange marmaalade, please.

    We need to find soething soothing for thye animals in the wake of the Hitler video. Teddy Bears Picnic?


  119. Spawny Get says:

    Fuzzie, there were men there. They got robbed alongside the women and had the shit kicked out of them.


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