According to the first two Despicable Me movies, the Minions were created by Gru to be his minions. This canon changed in the Minions Movie released this summer.
It now is said that the Minions have existed throughout all time, from the age of dinosaurs onward. They are a group of males who live together in group. They don’t look at women. They don’t care about women. And though they don’t exactly speak, we know that they are males because they have names like Dave and Kevin.
In Despicable Me II, the bad guy kidnapped them and placed them on a tropical deserted island with all of the bananas that they could eat. They sat in lounge chairs, did swim in the ocean, and had an overall great time.
The Minions are also a happy lot. They don’t necessarily work very hard. What is not to like?
I therefore suggest that Minions be classified as the World’s First MGTOWs. Any challenges to this assertion?