As “Yes Means Yes” laws and other anti-sexual assault legislation emerge from the corrupted back rooms of political deal making, it seems that the legal intentions of the law don’t appeal to every college-aged woman.
The national offices for the Phi Mu, Alpha Gamma Delta and Alpha Chi Omega Feminine Fraternities have issued a communiqué in opposition to HR-3403, otherwise known as The Safe Campus Act of 2015 and also against HR-3408, entitled the Fair Campus Act of 2015.
These organizations all refer to themselves as women’s fraternities, so I will as well – since I think most feminized male fraternities are bastions of childish dorsal ports who only make things worse for the rest of us. But I digress.
“Phi Mu Fraternity does not endorse the Safe Campus Act nor the Fair Campus Act legislation…While we appreciate the intent of the proposed legislation, we do not support the bills.”
Alpha Gamma Delta said: “As the Safe/Fair Campus legislation stands today, Alpha Gamma Delta is not in support of moving forward with these bills.
Copies of their official statements can be seen here.
“Alpha Chi Omega has not and will not endorse the Safe Campus Act nor the Fair Campus Act without substantive victim-centered changes,” it announced in yet another statement released 11/12/15.
Alpha Phi became the first when it issued a statement Thursday saying it is not in favor of these bills. As these exclusive clubs most likely come from wealthy homes, Daddy’s political connections will get them what they want.
Phi Mu, Alpha Gamma Delta and Alpha Chi Omega are the second, third and fourth feminine fraternities to publicly break with the National Panhellenic Conference, an umbrella group for feminine fraternities that has lobbied in favor of the contentious campus rape bills, and say they do not support the Safe Campus Act.
The discordant statements signify a blow to the NPC, and the North American Interfraternity Conference, which have spent more than $200,000 in 2015 lobbying in support of controversial provisions in the Safe Campus Act, including limiting when colleges can investigate sexual assault cases.
Now before I go any further with this, I want to point out that the opposition to these bills is NOT in defense of any males which may be caught up in this inquisition. The opposition comes from the belief of these rich girl clubs that these bills are not draconian enough! I’m sure if they thought they could get away with this next concept, they would push for the laws to require that all college males be chemically castrated and/or encased in chastity belts in order to defend their pure-as-the-driven-snow virtues (which they will gladly surrender to the first Alpha who sticks his hand down her panties)!
To all college-age men out there, I strongly advise you to stick to your studies, and avoid your feminine peers, lest your education be diverted into the classes Bubba and Bruno hold inside the Greybar Hotel, and which specialize exclusively in how to keep them sexually satisfied. The laws are becoming SO twisted against you that it is only a matter of time before your very existence violates some law.
Don’t date, and don’t plan on marrying, unless you like martyrdom. Save up the money you’d blow taking some scheming female out and save it to spend on a professional when you can’t hold out any longer. At least you know she won’t scream rape when it’s over, you’ll likely have a better experience, and you won’t give up your freedom in the process.