Exploitation


Last Saturday I hit a deer with my car. It was twilight, he ran up from hiding in the ditch and was suddenly on the road.  This is the deer rutting time, when the males throw all caution to the wind in their desire to find a female.  Effectively the males run around like chickens with their heads cut off.  Obviously their desire is overwhelming.

Young men are a bit similar, though the urge is less.  However, it is continuous; there is no rutting season.  Such a situation is ripe for exploitation; which can be defined as a situation where a consumer is desperate for what a producer has, and because of that desperation is willing to pay most any price.  On a recent post there was this conversation:

FuzzieWuzzieBear: If they’re fat in high school, the chances of them getting back to fit are not likely. If they are abusive in their speech, it demonstrates attitude.
These girls are already train wrecks.
If this is what passes for normal, we are in big trouble.

RedPillGirl: Are these girls the new normal???

FuzzieWuzzieBear: If this is the “new normal”, boys will not tolerate it.

Yoda:  Perhaps tolerate it they will.

FuzzieWuzzieBear: What has been described is unacceptable. Most of it stems from arrogance and there will be no outside influence to promote humility. There is a limit.

Molly:  Will men want to give them the time of day?

Yoda: Yes the answer is.
The thirst strong it would be

Yes the thirst does seem to be strong.  And as the quality of modern women degrade year after year, the men still pursue them.  They seemingly get used more and receive less in return compare to times past; in other words, their exploitation is increasing.

This includes both the men engaged with women and those who are not.  Both pay taxes to the government, and one pays directly to woman (unless he generates uber tingles).  So where is this headed?  Is there a limit as FuzzieWuzzieBear suggests?  If so, where is it?

NAWALT most definitely applies.

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181 comments on “Exploitation
  1. Tarnished says:

    So where is this headed?
    Males:
    More MGTOW for the men who have their heads on straight, continuous blue-pilling excuses for the men who actually believe all males should be demonized due to the actions of a few. 
    Females:
    Expect to see more blatant, social media driven anti-feminist movements from Tradcon women who want to assure men all’s well back in the ditches homefront. Feminist women will continue on as they do, claiming they only want “equality” whilst simultaneously proving through their actions that AMALT, in their worldview. A minority of women will either be content in FwB/MGTOW-friendly relationships like myself OR will be found to be suitable LTR/wife material for a few lucky men, like Liz and hopefully Bloom.

    Is there a limit as FuzzieWuzzieBear suggests? 
    Depends on what one means by “limit”. We need a tighter definition…
    Will things change? Yes.
    Will they change in a good way?
    Probably not.

    If so where is it?
    I believe the saying is that the sky is the limit. Take that as you wish.

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  2. Tarnished says:

    Excuse my language, but for fucks sake…I am done. Done! Are we in some nightmarish Wonderland? When the hell did we tumble down this particular rabbit hole?

    Even consensual sex, with constant affirmation and positive verbalization, is “bad” now. Arrrgh!

    http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/10/why-consensual-sex-can-still-be-bad.html

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  3. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I think that Tarn has a pretty good prognosis.
    As for the men, if the women are no fun to be around, the best they’ll be able to do is short term. It will be on a spectrum and I think that a lot of men will not bother.
    As for the women, the fembots will never let up on man bashing while the tradionals will try to bring men back with words alone.
    It’s getting to the point where men will nee assurances.

    Sorry about the deer. For human males, it is different. There is no rutting season. Which reminds me that everything associated with human female sexuality is covert and that humans are unique in that.

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  4. Cillhouette says:

    “like Liz and hopefully Bloom.”

    And me 🙂

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  5. Tarnished says:

    And the lovely Cillhouette! 😇

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  6. Sumo says:

    So where is this headed?

    Either the world will burn, and I’ll roast marshmallows, or the zombies will rise and eat all the landwhale feminists first (more meat, after all), then they’ll all be shot in the head and destroyed.

    I call it a win either way.

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  7. Tarnished says:

    It’s getting to the point where men will need assurances.

    For many men, there aren’t enough assurances in existence. Which is fair. Folks have to protect themselves, after all.

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  8. Tarnished says:

    …or the zombies will rise and eat all the landwhale feminists first (more meat, after all)

    But Sumo, what if they want braaaiiins?
    Won’t they be at risk of starvation?

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  9. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Tarn,
    I read that link. That is one very confused feminist. The one thing that she is not confused about is placing more burdens on men. I think she wants to make men responsible for her experience. If she is engaging in hookup sex, how is it possible for her partner to learn what works for her?
    The stupid really burns with this one.

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  10. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Cillhouette,
    You’re all right.

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  11. Yoda says:

    Perhaps money back guarantee on the sex the woman does desire…

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  12. molly says:

    The TV news showed a letter a wee thing wrote to her mum, almost the same as a note I gave my mum long ago. Mum kept it and showed it to me today. As a 6yo I found all the xmas presents and ate all my sweets and my brothers’ sweets as well. Mum was angry and sent me to my room. I pushed this note under the door:

    “mum I hate you
    xxoo”

    Lol

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  13. Tarnished says:

    I think she wants to make men responsible for her experience.
    To a certain extent, I think both men and women should be willing to give mutual orgasms. I know I couldn’t enjoy sex nearly as much if my lover had trouble cumming, even though I orgasm very easily. I seriously, seriously enjoy my pleasure…but I have a need to reciprocate that makes me incredibly desirous of giving back.

    Obviously, nobody is required to think the same, but I believe it is common politeness to at least try.

    If she is engaging in hookup sex, how is it possible for her partner to learn what works for her?
    I believe Blurkel already covered this…
    He’s “just supposed to know”. Like magic.

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  14. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Molly,
    That story is so sweet Were you able to make amends to your brother?

    Yoda,
    You just reminded me of a free weekly publication that people bacame addictied to. Every year, they would not publish for the weeks of Christmas and New Year’s. People would get irate. I suggested that they refund their subscriptions in full. 😉

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  15. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Tarn,
    You’re in a relationship. It makes sense to care for a partner that you expect to see again. From what I understand of hookup culture, that doesn’t follow.
    Modern women have painted themselves into a corner. While it is theorized that women get what they want, being the gatekeepers, hookups don’t work for them.

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  16. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    To add to all that, “Just Get It” is immature, selfish, and conterproductive.

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  17. Tarnished says:

    From what I understand of hookup culture, that doesn’t follow.

    Which is what is confusing, imo.
    This isn’t procreation sex, it’s  (supposedly) fun sex. Why would *anyone* partake of it if they didn’t want to be pleasured and pleasure in return?
    It just makes physical intimacy sound, idk…meaningless.

    Even my guy states that he *always* makes sure to please the women he’s been with. Even the parlor girls. Because he’s like me, very uncomfortable taking without giving back.

    From what I know of current hookups, you’re correct…it isn’t really about having fun or finding mutual relief. It’s about quick, barely-there orgasms (for guys) and “empowerment” by way of getting blue clit (for gals). The whole thing is nonsense, from beginning to end.

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  18. Dragonfly says:

    “They seemingly get used more and receive less in return compare to times past; in other words, their exploitation is increasing.”

    This makes sense Farmboy. So sorry about the deer accident! I hit a deer, too, once and WOW did it damage my car. And there’s always a risk of it popping up onto the hood of your car and crashing through the windshield to kill you. Mine was also a buck… you’re probably right that it had something to do with mating season, he just literally ran full speed at my car while I was on a rural highway.

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  19. Cill says:

    He’s “just supposed to know”. Like magic

    It’s attitude. Her attitude. Very often, group think. That’s why she’ll lie back and think of paradise when she has sex with a famous alpha, even if he tups with the passion of a soggy dumpling.

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  20. Tarnished says:

    …even if he tups with the passion of a soggy dumpling.

    Best. Insult. Ever.

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  21. Tarnished says:

    For those who have an N greater than 1, am I incorrect in assuming that the only way someone (male or female) can truly be bad at sex is if they are completely uncommunicative and completely unmotivated?

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  22. Tarnished says:

    Sorry, should be “correct”, not “incorrect”. 😛

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  23. Yoda says:

    Tups when a Ram mates with a Ewe it would be.

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  24. Cill says:

    Tarn knuckle bump

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  25. Cill says:

    “Tups when a Ram mates with a Ewe it would be.”
    Bloody hell Yoda you come out with some funny shit. What’s the word for it. “Understatement” I think it would be.

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  26. Yoda says:

    Learn British understatement from Obi-Wan I did

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  27. Cill says:

    A liking for Guinness the mature Obi-Wan did have?

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  28. blurkel says:

    The Book of Response

    @ Fuzzie

    As for the men, if the women are no fun to be around, the best they’ll be able to do is short term. It will be on a spectrum and I think that a lot of men will not bother.

    I believe we have reached that limit, else why all the man-shaming for not stepping up to marry all these prime females?

    As for the women, the fembots will never let up on man bashing while the tradionals will try to bring men back with words alone.

    Words spoken are not worth the paper they aren’t written on. Women still believe that they have the innate obligation to change their minds at a moment’s notice.

    It’s getting to the point where men will nee[d] assurances.

    This leads into a pet theme of mine, in which women need to assume to pursuer role in dating, and men need to hold out for the best deal they can get – IN WRITING. Anything else is selling out cheap.

    @tarnishedsophia

    …am I [correct] in assuming that the only way someone (male or female) can truly be bad at sex is if they are completely uncommunicative and completely unmotivated?

    I can attest to the veracity of your observation from decades of domestic marital “bliss” in the bedroom.

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  29. Cill says:

    “The Force” he anunciated with profound seniority he did

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  30. blurkel says:

    re: Paris attacks

    As bad as these are, they got coverage. ISIL attacked in Lebanon and killed 43, and I only ran across this story by accident. The War in Southwest Asia is heating up, and soon the warriors will all be practising their death shout: “Valhalla, I am coming!” It will make our little gripe sessions here look like prattle.

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  31. Cill says:

    Amen blurkel my brother

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  32. Cill says:

    “Learn British understatement from Obi-Wan I did”
    Better to have learned from the Patriarch with MSGL it might have been

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  33. Cill says:

    Wrapped in Princess Leia and her side buns I was. My mum bought me a pair of huge earphone side buns she did, but dead they were, so use my imagination I had to do. Many private messages with Leia I did pass. Reportable as microaggressions by infant male against innocent woman this might have been.

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  34. I hit a deer once too, on the freeway, it jumped over the concrete barrier between south and north bound out of nowhere seemingly. Luckily (for me) I clipped the deer w the front left headlight. One second later and it would have been the windshield and a much worse (for me) accident. I don’t recall if it was a girl or boy, it all happened so fast and the deer ran off. For weeks after that I was completely paranoid about deer, it’s so true the seem to come out of nowhere 😦

    Another time I was on the back of the bike, following a friend w my ex when I saw a deer booking down the hillside straight at us. It ran right between the two bikes, somehow perfectly, then the poor deer biffed it on the guardrail. Our friend never even saw it where I was basically praying for my life, eyes closed, hoping we did not cross paths.

    Those are my deer hit and near miss stories anyway. Otherwise, yes young men are by nature wide open and need to be warned as such before they find themselves mounted on the wall w lifetime payments to boot.

    P.s. the Paris incident just sucks unbelievably. I hope the violence does not continue. :/ I am sure for many it will be a wake up call to the situation at hand.

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  35. Cill says:

    I love the pleasant convo here, but at some point I have to pull my head out of my arse and ask, in this oncoming dark age, are you prepared?

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  36. Yoda says:

    Exploit she does,

    She’s no Donald Trump, but model and former stripper Amber Rose is offering financial advice to women aspiring to become entrepreneurial business leaders.

    While promoting her new book, which is titled How to Be a Bad Bitch, Rose told Time magazine this week that women can get anything they want in this world if they learn one simple trick: seduction.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/11/13/amber-rose-offers-business-advice-learn-seduce-man-means-necessary/

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  37. BuenaVista says:

    AQ and ISIL are already in the USA.

    I wear a cap with a Velcro patch that reads’kaffir’ into certain Washington or even Minneapolis coffee shops. Elicits charming stares from the colorful sorts with the bad teeth.

    ***

    There should be open season on deer, as there is (where I live) on coyotes. I spent $800 on a heavy steel grill-guard for the truck. It’s now a deer murder wagon.

    Cautionary note: once I was driving home late from work, maybe midnight, in my SAAB. Whack! Deer. Fucked up the headlight assembly. Drove home, went to bed.

    Next day I called the insurer. They didn’t believe me and thought I was committing fraud, prob drunk, why didn’t I file a police report, etc.

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  38. BuenaVista says:

    Oh, ‘kaffir’ means ‘infidel’. Oddly, many take it to mean ‘fuck you’, which is also correct.

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  39. SFC Ton says:

    LOL the Ton is eagerly awaiting the rut; I sent one of Fuzzie’s cousins to Bear Valhalla last night.

    Yes we are heading toward some version of the dark ages; I doubt technically, lest for those who have the money to buy technology and luxury, but here in the usa we are starting to have all sorts of third world issues. Which is what happens when you open your doors to the third world and reward them for showing up with free goodies, but at the same time various political policy/ laws have reduces millions of ‘mericans to tribes, gangs and subsistence style living

    Assurances for men; in practical terms I see two possible assurances. Both will be informal because the courts and laws will not step in to give men incentives. #1 will be pre packaged groups of women ie poly and assurances of sex. #2 will be some version of dowry. Might be cash, or a car

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  40. Liz says:

    “From what I know of current hookups, you’re correct…it isn’t really about having fun or finding mutual relief. It’s about quick, barely-there orgasms (for guys) and “empowerment” by way of getting blue clit (for gals). The whole thing is nonsense, from beginning to end.”

    I think for the women it’s more about desiring and being desired than the orgasm. So in the case of something like a one night stand, they do it so they will feel desirable in the moment.

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  41. Liz says:

    BV, I hope you’re packing heat when you wear that hat. 😦
    ISIS has sent out photos of high ranking military with personal information like their home addresses/schools and so forth, asking “all good Muslims” to kill their family members.

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  42. Liz says:

    “As bad as these are, they got coverage. ISIL attacked in Lebanon and killed 43, and I only ran across this story by accident. The War in Southwest Asia is heating up, and soon the warriors will all be practising their death shout: “Valhalla, I am coming!” It will make our little gripe sessions here look like prattle.”

    Yes, the world is getting to be a very dangerous place. I wouldn’t want to travel in a lot of parts of Asia now. BV mentioned above these groups are in the US. I know of some twarted attacks that didn’t make the news, and I’m not supposed to mention them. It isn’t really safe here either.
    Question: WWGTNS? (What will gun control nuts say?) Isn’t Paris a virtual gunfree zone?

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  43. SFC Ton says:

    Liz, good moslems should not be in quotes

    killing unbelievers is requirement to being a good moslem

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  44. Liz says:

    Overshare alert. Really, I’m kind of on a high right now.
    Yoda, you have been warned:

    Holy fuck. I just got seriously, properly fucked.
    I take back everything I said above (well, in part). I think women who aren’t properly fucked get crazy over time. I’m a different person now, my hormones are reset and balanced!
    There is no way to teach that. I’m sure I’m very different from Tarn, because it would nauseate me if Mike whispered, “I want to make sure you’re pleased too” and so forth, in my ear. It’s more like “I’m going to use you like a cum rag now…”
    (I’m serious. And delirious at the moment)

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  45. Liz says:

    Wait a minute…what did I write there?
    Think I had a blackout moment (and not from ethanol).

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  46. Dragonfly says:

    LOL Liz! Being married is wonderful isn’t it!?!?

    I seriously hope we’re still like you and your husband when our kids are teens! I hope the passion doesn’t go away.

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  47. Yoda says:

    Liz,

    Mrs. Yoda green with envy she is.
    Take care of this problem soon enough I will

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  48. Yoda says:

    Time for Tarn to overshare it would be?

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  49. Tarnished says:

    There is no way to teach that. I’m sure I’m very different from Tarn, because it would nauseate me if Mike whispered, “I want to make sure you’re pleased too” and so forth, in my ear. It’s more like “I’m going to use you like a cum rag now…”
    (I’m serious. And delirious at the moment)

    Well, first…I’m glad you had fantastic sex. Anytime anyone has fantastic sex is a time for “congratulations”. 😉

    Secondly…I’ve done some introspection after our last few conversations re: female hormone craziness, and am still forced to conclude that my experiences are closer to Cill’s than yours. The only reset I get is one of pure relief of the literally constant libido tension and ache. I thought it might be different during period sex, so I took meticulous notes, but found nothing. I conclude I truly am just a biochemical oddity in that way. It is what it is. :/

    Huge Sexy TW
    Third…you are correct, to an extent. If my guy said “I’m going to use you like a cum rag now”, it would just elicit gales of laughter and a cocked eyebrow/smirk combination of ‘what the hell did you just say’. I would be incapable of taking him seriously, because he never talks like that, and it does nothing to turn my flames higher. I’d be justified in thinking he was goofing off.

    On the other hand, he also doesn’t outright say “I want to make sure you’re pleased too”, it’s far sexier. Like last week, when I gave him an absolutely tremendous blowjob while rubbing myself off, we both came. I figured that since I’d finished him and gave myself 2 orgasms, we were done so I started to head to the bathroom. He immediately grabbed me round the waist and said “And where exactly are you going?”
    Me: “To get washed up”. He pulls me down to my bed, pushes me on my back, and whispers “I’m not done with you yet” before burying his head between my legs and making me cum another 3 times.
    Or he’ll text me dick pics and videos of him jerking off, and say “This is for you. Can’t wait to feel you cumming around my fat cock”.

    So…yeah. It’s not like we use SJW terms or phrases during sex. We just don’t talk like what turns Liz on. And so long as we continue to have awesome sex, that’s fine with me. 😀

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  50. BuenaVista says:

    Without oversharing, I will affirm the destabilizing, delusional, Peak Irrational, utterly self-directed extremes a woman of a certain age will pursue — if she’s properly et ceter’d.

    And not by Mr Security, the one she lives with, and who always asks permission.

    It reminds me — this hegemony of Da Feelz — of a recent poetry seminar. Largely female (and females, mostly large) discussion proved pointless. All they could discuss was, breathlessly, how the work made them *feel*. Gets rather ridiculous if the airy, abtract subject matter is W. Stevens. Or if some fool submits a piece that celebrates his Muse, a drug addled stripper prone to pissing herself while working the parking for extras.

    The grandmas breathed heavily all over that one. Before we went back to rhyming doggerel about winters cruel approach, fluffy kitties, and wafting Disney kitchen scents.

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  51. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    M,
    Good to see you!

    Liz,
    The kitten is back with his froggie helmet!
    Glad you had fun.

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  52. Liz says:

    “If my guy said “I’m going to use you like a cum rag now”, it would just elicit gales of laughter…”
    It’s all in the timing and delivery Tarn.
    😉

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  53. molly says:

    I blushed reading it, you ladies were so honest! Mum sorta said similar to Liz and M when she told me the ins and outs of sex. We’re unique, eh. We don’t experience it exactly the same as another person. 😉

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  54. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I have been told that every gil is different nnd on any given day, that girl will be differnt from the other day.
    Confusing, no?

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  55. molly says:

    My attitude is in Wisdom of the Ages. 😉

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  56. Tarnished says:

    I have been told that every girl is different and on any given day, that girl will be different from the other day.
    Confusing, no?

    It’s why I’m confident I couldn’t be in a relationship with a woman, Fuzzie. For the most part, it sounds like it’d be like a see-saw. (NAWALT, but EWALT)

    It’s all in the timing and delivery Tarn.

    I shall take your word for it, Liz, and am happy it works for you (and obviously quite a few others). 👍😊
    Fwiw, I’m glad my own lover is solidly “beta”. Wouldn’t want him any other way! 💙

    Time for Tarn to overshare it would be?

    Hey now, I’m still waiting for some “oversharing” from the menfolk here. It *is* a male-oriented/very pro-male blig, after all. Where’s the sharing from the penile gifted amongst us, and the stories of what *they* like?

    The closest we get is hearing about Cill’s “howling time”. Lol. 🐺🌘

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  57. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Molly,
    I reread that whole post. It was original and excelent. My grandmother would understand but, she was born n 1900 and ha gone to her reward.

    An off the wall thought. Bears don’t let this stuff complicate their lives. Why do humas?

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  58. Tarnished says:

    Because we don’t eat enough berries and honey? 🍯🍒🍇

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  59. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Tarn,
    It’s painful to think abour that. Whenever I do, it also dredgesup memories of past rejection. I keep reliving them again and again. Positive einforcement may help.

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  60. Cill says:

    The closest we get is hearing about Cill’s “howling time”

    And scalp massage, don’t forget that.

    Seriously, I have already “overshared” some of my experiences.

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  61. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I bet that horses ad, by extenson, unicorns, would love to eat more beries and honey.
    We all ohould!

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  62. molly says:

    Fuzzie did u have enuff berries today? Here enjoy! 😀

    (Yeah bananas are berries)

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  63. Sumo says:

    Hey now, I’m still waiting for some “oversharing” from the menfolk here.

    One of my exes was able to send my motor into overdrive by licking my ear. Last time she did that, well…..let’s just say she had difficulty walking for a few days aterward.

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  64. Spawny Get says:

    “Where’s the sharing from the penile gifted amongst us, and the stories of what *they* like?”
    An even less interesting subject. Well done, I wasn’t sure that was possible.

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  65. Spawny Get says:

    Relax everyone. The solution is at hand.
    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/14/german-politician-calls-migrants-sign-integration-contracts/
    Whew. Looked a little tricky there for a moment. Thank goodness for our wise and beloved leaders.

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  66. SFC Ton says:

    I feel sorry for the man who only has one woman to toss around. Right now the girls have opposing cheeks painted red. Its pretty funny and they are happy as happy gets. No sandwiches but I got chicken and veggies

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  67. SFC Ton says:

    Men have to much class to overshare in the same manner…..

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  68. Tarnished says:

    It’s painful to think about that. Whenever I do, it also dredges up memories of past rejection. I keep reliving them again and again. Positive reinforcement may help.

    Sorry, Fuzzie. Thought you’d have some good memories of those types of funtimes. 😦
    What kind of positive reinforcement would you like? I’m still gonna buy you a steak lunch come Gencon! 😀

    But see, Sumo and Ton have the right idea… 😉

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  69. Yoda says:

    Exploitation they say,

    At some universities, there are classes dedicated to understanding the notions of whiteness, white supremacy and what the field’s proponents see as the quiet racism of white people. The professor of one such “whiteness studies” course, Lee Bebout of Arizona State University, announced recently that he would be teaching for the second time a course originally called U.S. Race Theory & the Problem of Whiteness.

    The syllabus described Critical Whiteness Studies as a field “concerned with dismantling white supremacy in part by understanding how whiteness is socially constructed and experienced.” Readings included works by Toni Morrison, Eduardo Bonilla-Silva (“Racism without Racists”) and Jane H. Hill (“The Everyday Language of White Racism”).

    http://hotair.com/archives/2015/11/14/great-news-arizona-students-will-once-again-be-able-to-enroll-in-the-problem-of-whiteness/

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  70. Tarnished says:

    Men have too much class to overshare in the same manner…..

    Nah. They talk about the t&a they’ve had til all hours. Just need drinks in ’em first, and no actual feminine ladyfolk around. 😛

    *sigh* Back to work I go…

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  71. Tarnished says:

    U.S. Race Theory & the Problem of Whiteness

    Oh yes, please let me join a class that proclaims my very skin color to be “a problem” and tries to guilt individuals into being apologetic for things that happened hundreds of years before they were born. Sounds fun, that does… /intense sarcasm

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  72. BuenaVista says:

    Well, that’s a fabrication. Since she says no woman can be around, for the big disclosures to occur, did she read it in Cosmo?

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  73. Yoda says:

    A relief this is,

    #BREAKING Don’t link Paris attacks to migrant crisis: German interior minister

    https://mobile.twitter.com/AFP/status/665549578612133888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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  74. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Molly,
    I didn’t know that bananas were berries.
    Off topicbut if you have to give medication in tabletform to horse, hide i in an overripe banana. Horses can’t chewa banana, so it gets st te. It’ll only work if he horse is an adventurous eater.
    🌯 🌯 🌯 🐻 🙄

    Tarn
    Rejection does take a toll. It’s a logarithic numbers game.

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  75. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Yoda
    Do you thinkthe erman Interior Minister ust sounded the death knell for this modens day pogresive BS?
    To put that out on the internet is like waving a red flag to a bull.

    It’s all right to shame white Christian straight men or, an f toe fur ingularly. I am getting tred of this

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  76. blurkel says:

    It isn’t really safe here either.

    Apply the proper evaluation of any situation, and the realization is quickly reached that it never was. It is only by the good graces of those around us that our regular haunts are not abattoirs.

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  77. Tarnished says:

    Well, that’s a fabrication. Since she says no woman can be around, for the big disclosures to occur, did she read it in Cosmo?

    Lol. Nope. Straight from the source.
    If you notice, BV, I specifically mentioned those who are feminine ladies, not just those who have vaginas. There’s a big difference. 😉

    Tarn
    Rejection does take a toll. It’s a logarithmic numbers game.

    True, Fuzzie.
    There’s evidence pointing to the concept of social rejection (aka declined for a date) hurting the brain as much as a physical pain would. It’s why women should really be kinder to men they say no to.

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  78. Spawny Get says:

    Not Cosmo, Tarn probably socialises with nice people.

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  79. blurkel says:

    @tarnishedsophia

    “Where’s the sharing from the penile gifted amongst us, and the stories of what *they* like?”

    I regularly share the tales of my experiences. No one has been more disappointed in how they turned out than I. I’ve not had the good fortune to encounter a willing unicorn.

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  80. Spawny Get says:

    It must be all over bar the apologies from the naughty boys that hurted the Parisians
    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/14/in-pictures-vigil-for-paris-held-in-londons-trafalgar-square/
    That’ll show them.

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  81. Spawny Get says:

    Mustardmit the comments show more spirit. Like this jolly japester

    Johnny Foreigner
    It’s like watching one of those old movies, where a throng of mongs, go out to look up at the in wonder and hope, as the ailien spaceships hover above them. They continue to stretch their arms up and cry welcome, welcome to our world. Then the lasers come on and blast the chite out of ’em. Their moronic smile still on their face, as they are burnt to a cinder.

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  82. Spawny Get says:

    I’m still lolling. I think it’s a healthy reaction.

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  83. Spawny Get says:

    Ah, the Thatcher Era. When even the women had more balls than the current lickspittles allegedly leading the west.

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  84. blurkel says:

    A CIA estimate of ISIL’s numbers from September 2014: 31,000
    http://www.military.com/daily-news/2014/09/13/cia-estimates-islamic-state-has-tripled-to-31000-fighters.html

    Six months later, estimates wildly vary: http://www.defenddemocracy.org/media-hit/gartenstein-ross-daveed-how-many-fighters-does-the-islamic-state-really-have/

    One must ask the question if ANYONE knows what is really going on? EVen if ISIL claims 100k militants, every army in the region far outclasses them in numbers and weaponry. WHY ARE THEY STILL OPERATING WITH NEAR-IMPUNITY???

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  85. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    I sdon’t think that these SOBs deserve much in the way of mercy. I hope that they are found and that the expense of a trial is avoided.

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  86. Spawny Get says:

    Each of the characters has had an emotion stolen by an alien creature…

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  87. SFC Ton says:

    ISIS exists because of a lack of will or because they are doing someones bidding

    France is probably lost and the usa needs to figure out when we will invade France and destroy its modern nuclear arsenal before hajjis turn those weapons on decent Southern folk.

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  88. Spawny Get says:

    Your leader seems to be fully gripped up. A real grasp on priorities
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/11/14/22-times-obama-admin-declared-climate-change-greater-threat-terrorism/
    Bet you’ll miss him when he’s gone…and you have Prez Cankles.

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  89. Spawny Get says:

    Is ‘Throng of mongs’ fully PC? Sorry if I upset anyone. One hates to give offence.

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  90. Sumo says:

    The best defense is a good offense, noble patriarch.

    In keeping with the theme (barely):

    http://nypost.com/2015/11/12/us-airstrike-targets-jihadi-john/

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  91. Spawny Get says:

    Sumo,
    http://order-order.com/2015/11/13/corbyn-it-would-have-been-far-better-if-jihadi-john-had-lived/
    The new Labour leader FFS. These lefties live in some orthogonal universe (sure ain’t parallel).

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  92. SFC Ton says:

    the french cannot fight worth a fuck and always pissy with the usa. Pissed when the usa does step up and do bad shit to bad people, pissed when we don’t.

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  93. Sumo says:

    Spawny @ 1:05

    Lefties, man. They be dumb.

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  94. molly says:

    I doubt Europe will survive. Feminists want immigrants to weaken the “male” culture. The European men are emasculated and fold real easy.The fembots are ok as they are too ugly to get raped. Like who would wanna rape Big Red? lol.

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  95. SFC Ton says:

    Sadly Moll I see it the same way.but the feminist variety of progressiveness is only part of the political equation
    The usa is doomed as well. The South”s only chance is secession as the yankees eat this shit up and ask for more

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  96. SFC Ton says:

    obma is the ultimate (for now) expression of the yankees progressive bent

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/syria-refugees-u-s-centres-1.3308576

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  97. Sumo says:

    That story cracks me up. The CBC, funded by Canadian taxes, is and always has been leftie friendly, and even they are reporting that accepting 25000 “refugees” by the end of 2015 is nucking futs.

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  98. molly says:

    “nucking futs”
    Lol

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  99. molly says:

    What is a nuck and a fut?
    Is it a jucking foke?
    😛

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  100. Sumo says:

    Yes, wee Molls – it’s a jucking foke. 😉

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  101. molly says:

    brrr
    heh heh
    😀
    ❤ y'all

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  102. Spawny Get says:

    Girl fight!!!
    *Spoiler alert*

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  103. SFC Ton says:

    For some reason I was watching youtube videos of random people fighting. Its hilarious watching them fail around like retards. Even better when they run into someone who knows what they are doing

    Wonder if that Rousey chick will slow her roll on thinking she can take a man….

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  104. Liz says:

    We went to a party last night at the home of some friends with a very large family (five sons and one daughter, all adults…ten grandkids so far and two more on the way).
    One of the granddaughters is in high school ROTC and her boyfriend is also. The boyfriend was at the party. The mother of the daughter showed me a video of the “proposal” when he asked this girl to date him.
    (warning, this is awful, you have been warned)
    Guys lined up on either side of the hall as she walked down the hall wondering what was up, and they were handing her roses. When she got about half there, he appeared at the front with a bouquet and the guys raised sabers and she walked under them. That was the way he asked her to be his girlfriend.
    On the way home Mike noted, “Yeah, some day that girl is going to leave him for a total asshole and he’s going to think ‘but I did everything right!'”
    I feel badly for him. Someone needs to explain this stuff (you’d think his father would, but his parents have apparently been married since his mom was 15, they’re Cuban, so his dad probably has no idea about the new world).

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  105. Yoda says:

    Campus silliness

    Across the country, college campuses are abandoning their purpose of education and expanding the minds of young people in favor of “safe spaces” and witch hunts. And some students are tired of being silent.

    Voices of dissent to this politically correct culture began popping up sporadically several weeks ago, before the campuses of Yale and the University of Missouri (and many more sense) became engulfed in protests, in the area of anti-male campus sexual assault activism. In mid-October, George Lawlor of the University of Warwick refused to attend a “consent class” because, as he put it, he didn’t need to “be taught not to be a rapist.”

    “That much comes naturally to me, as I am sure it does to the overwhelming majority of people you and I know,” Lowler wrote in his school newspaper. “Brand me a bigot, a misogynist, a rape apologist, I don’t care. I stand by that.”

    Lowler was followed by a female pre-med student in California who wrote a response to “rape culture” hysteria in her public health class. She was lucky in that the person who graded her assignment actually welcomed her countercultural viewpoint, unlike so many others on college campuses and in the media who define any dissent as being “pro-rape” or “rape apologia.”

    Another student, Thomas Briggs of the College of William and Mary, penned his own opposition to the hysteria, suggesting that what we face in America is a “hookup culture” and nothing like the “rape culture” occurring in the Middle East (despite what Ms. Magazine thinks).

    While it took so long for students to begin speaking out against the suggestion of a “rape culture” — the answer to which has been creating kangaroo courts to oversee witch hunts against innocent young men — opposition to the current campus protests has been swifter.

    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/students-starting-to-push-back-against-campus-lunacy/article/2576306

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  106. Liz says:

    Here’s an interesting juxtaposition, though. The boy was really afraid to approach Mike and kind of stood around in awe like Mike was a celebrity. Eventually, our friend asked Mike if he minded meeting the boy because he wanted to ask some questions (the kid wants to be a fighter pilot).
    By contrast, when Mike was that age he drove onto the base (not knowing a soul). Actually went up to a squadron building and entered and started asking people around the hall if there was any way he could catch a ride in the backseat of an F16. People were all standing around wondering, who the hell is this ballsy kid? 😛

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  107. Liz says:

    “Men have to much class to overshare in the same manner…..”
    I was giddy with squee. Nothing I say under the influence should be used against me.

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  108. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Liz,
    Mike is right. It will not end weel. I can also see it carrying over to their careers.
    On a parallel note, I have heard that kids around here are going to ridiculous lengths to line up a date for the prom.That kind of stuff has to go straight to her head.

    Yoda,
    This campus silliness has gotten out of hand. It’s time to start handing out pink slips to staff and expel students who participate.

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  109. Liz says:

    I’m always squee anyway, adding more squee is just too much squee!
    It bubbles up and out…has to go somewhere.

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  110. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It’s good that you have a froggie helmet.

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  111. SFC Ton says:

    I once had a trooper who thought buy girls 6 foot tall roses was the way to get them to drop their panties.

    http://www.theultimaterose.com/index.php/5-6-foot-red-roses-one-dozen-in-a-black-box-vase-not-included.html

    clearly dudes watch to many chick flicks

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  112. Liz says:

    “I feel sorry for the man who only has one woman to toss around. Right now the girls have opposing cheeks painted red. Its pretty funny and they are happy as happy gets. No sandwiches but I got chicken and veggies”

    I have a two girl story! (not really….just kidding, I don’t share)
    BUT We were in Slovenia and Mike went to a masseuse at the hotel (he has a bad back, this is a chronic thing). Well, it was Slovenia so of course it was a cute Croatian girl and she massaged his back first, and then he flipped over.
    I guess they provided full service stuff…so at this point it got rather erotic (he tells me this later) she’s wearing some little robe or something and starts massaging lower toward his belly and kind stops and waits for him to say something. At this point he stops the massage and then he comes back to the room all het up.
    He whispers in my ear what just happened. To tell you the truth, it wouldnt’ really have bothered me…i wouldn’t want him to go there for that, but I woudln’t say it was his fault if he were caught off guard, but whatever. We always got a suite so the kids had a separate room attached, but the baby was sleeping in one room.
    So I told the kids, “Pullout, Notagain, daddy and I need to talk in the bathroom. Don’t disturb us and don’t wake the baby!”

    No one’s back door was red, but…That’s surely better than lots of different, wanton horny young new pieces of strange running around entertaining you at all times, isn’t it?
    ISN’T IT?!?! 😛

    We recently had a “bust” at an Asian massage parlor here (with the happy ending stuff). We envisioned something like Mike’s experience in Slovenia, but apparently it’s pretty clinical according to someone we know who partook. They have the blue light so you can make sure the room is clean beforehand (which I suppose is a courtesy). They collect the semen in a cup and give it to you at the end (which I suppose is wise). I think they use gloves too.
    Kind of the opposite of erotic by the sound of things.

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  113. Liz says:

    “That’s surely better than lots of different, wanton horny young new pieces of strange running around entertaining you at all times, isn’t it?
    ISN’T IT?!?! :-P”

    Just to be clear, I’m kidding here. I know this is a VERY lame story by comparison. 🙂

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  114. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Better than mine. Most of them would be G rated poor comedy.

    Speakng of massage, I did talk to someone who had ben to Japan. Having a Japanese girl walk on your back is a legitimate technique. They don’t weigh very much. 🙂

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  115. Lol @ Pullout and Notagain! 😀

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  116. Liz says:

    “Speakng of massage, I did talk to someone who had ben to Japan. Having a Japanese girl walk on your back is a legitimate technique. They don’t weigh very much. 🙂 “

    That would be cool! I’ve never actually had a professional massage. 🙂
    Mike went to a Turkish bathhouse once and expected great things, but it was really aggressive and painful, according the him. The lady was built like a linebacker.

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  117. Liz says:

    “Lol @ Pullout and Notagain!”

    Hee hee. 😀
    (it’s pretty hard to have an erotic experience with toddlers/babies right outside the door…but, we tried)

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  118. Yoda says:

    Be Commader in Chief she does desire,

    Many expected that Hillary Rodham Clinton would show a command of global issues that the senator from Vermont lacked, further consolidating her status as the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination.

    Clinton indeed highlighted her experience, but the shift wound up working to Sanders’ advantage. For the first 30 minutes of the two-hour debate, the former Secretary of State was on the defensive about everything from the Obama administration being caught off guard by the rise of the Islamic State to her 13-year-old vote for the Iraq war.

    “Regime changes have unintended consequences,” Sanders said. “On this issue, I’m a little more conservative than the secretary.”

    — It was a taste of the debate as a whole, which turned to a far greater extent than the previous meeting on Clinton’s record and positions. With only three candidates on stage, Sanders and former Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley also got more time to speak. In Las Vegas, the candidates were unprepared to attack Clinton on foreign policy. No one even challenged her when she characterized Libya as a success story. This time it was Clinton who had to explain why removing Muammar Gaddafi was justified.

    — With the world on fire, and rising fears about terrorism at home, Clinton quickly distanced herself from President Obama at the top. The day before the Paris attacks, he told ABC that ISIS has not been completely decapitated but that U.S. efforts had “contained” the group. “I don’t think they’re gaining strength … and we have contained them,” the president told George Stephanopoulos. In a not-subtle line, Hillary declared: “We have to look at ISIS as the leading threat of an international terror network. It cannot be contained; it must be defeated.” She also referred to her early support for arming moderate rebels in the Syrian civil war, which the president hesitated on

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2015/11/15/the-daily-202-a-defensive-hillary-clinton-lost-last-nights-debate/

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  119. Spawny Get says:

    “Having a Japanese girl walk on your back is a legitimate technique.”

    Right now, I’d love to try that. I have so many knots in my back, neck and arm muscles that I have numb fingers on my right hand. A couple of months ago, I had numb hands. I looked up the trigger points for that…so many possibilities. It’s being turned round, but I need to track down a gorilla to give me a massage.

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  120. Farm Boy says:

    Hillary says,

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/11/14/hillary_clinton_cites_9_11_women_in_defending_wall_street_donations.html


    The transcript:
    “”Oh, wait a minute, senator. You know, not only do I have hundreds of thousands of donors, most of them small, and I’m very proud that for the first time a majority of my donors are women, 60%. [Cheers and applause.] So I— I represented New York, and I represented New York on 9/11 when we were attacked. Where were we attacked? We were attacked in downtown Manhattan where Wall Street is. I did spend a whole lot of time and effort helping them rebuild. That was good for New York. It was good for the economy, and it was a way to rebuke the terrorists who had attacked our country.””

    It was such an unusual answer, in fact, that CBS soon thereafter returned to the subject, displaying a tweet from a viewer who wrote that he’d “never seen a candidate invoke 9/11 to justify millions of Wall Street donations.” Responded Clinton: “I’m sorry that whoever tweeted that had that impression, because I worked closely with New Yorkers after 9/11 for my entire first term to rebuild. So, yes, I did know people … I’ve had a lot of folks give me donations from all kinds of backgrounds say, ‘I don’t agree with you on everything, but I like what you do. I like how you stand up. I’m going to support you.’ And I think that is absolutely appropriate.”

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  121. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Farm Boy,
    You just reminded me of a big difference between Hillary and her husband. Bill is cordial and tactful.

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  122. BuenaVista says:

    Speaking of fighting, I got in one last night. Now everyone thinks I’m semi-crazy. Perhaps I should discuss publicly my sexual behavior, Tarn says all guys do it except around chicks. Then I’m sure my ‘crazy’ appellation will be secure.

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  123. Tarnished says:

    Perhaps I should discuss publicly my sexual behavior, Tarn says all guys do it except around chicks.

    No, never said all men do. I can only say so for the ones in my social group.
    NAMALT applies.

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  124. Tarnished says:

    A couple of months ago, I had numb hands. I looked up the trigger points for that…so many possibilities.

    Ugh, that’s not good, Spawny.
    Is it a circulation issue? Hope it’s not causing you any difficulties. 😦

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  125. Tarnished says:

    FB,
    Can Hillary’s comments get any more surreal than they already are? Geez…

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  126. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    If Tarn is wooried, may I second her concerns?

    Is it that I am getting older? I am finding it hard to find anyone among the candidates that I would consider for the job.

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  127. Tarnished says:

    It’s pretty much a circus this time around, Fuzzie. These are the monkeys we have to work with… :/

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  128. Fuzzie for President!

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  129. Liz says:

    “Right now, I’d love to try that. I have so many knots in my back, neck and arm muscles that I have numb fingers on my right hand. A couple of months ago, I had numb hands. I looked up the trigger points for that…so many possibilities. It’s being turned round, but I need to track down a gorilla to give me a massage.”

    Spawny, have you tried a masseuse/chiropractor combo?
    Mike usually goes to a masseuse ahead of time to loosen up the muscles and then to a chiropractor the next day. Chiros help a lot but for someone with the type of back issues it sounds like you have, you want to loosen the muscles up first. Also…have you tried warm epsom salt baths/soaks? The magnesium might help relax your muscles too.
    Sorry you are in pain. 😦

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  130. Liz says:

    “Speaking of fighting, I got in one last night.”

    What happened, BV? 😦

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  131. Liz says:

    Another thing, have you tried a neck brace, Spawny? Something like this one might help:

    http://www.hightidehealth.com/dr-bobs-portable-neck-traction-device.html?utm_source=googlepepla&utm_medium=adwords&id=136793160088&gclid=CNbc35eWk8kCFREoaQodZs4AeA

    Mike has one and I know a few other guys who do too. It really helps.

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  132. Tarnished says:

    Oh yes! Agree with Bloom. Fuzzie for President!

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  133. Liz says:

    I wish we had an edit button in here.

    I hope you are okay, BV. 😦

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  134. Liz says:

    The squee has drained out of my froggie helmet, run down my cheeks and is now in a little pool in front of my forepaws.

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  135. Liz says:

    Need chocolate. 😦

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  136. Spawny Get says:

    “And I think that is absolutely appropriate.”
    I don’t.

    I cannot imagine how she’s still a viable candidate for that job. She’s not even fit to be a railway sleeper IMHO. Not straight enough, not reliable, too slippery, achieved nothing…it’s all good /s

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  137. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    One of the qualifacations is to be tough in negotiations with Vladimir Putin. Do you think that being a bear may help with that?

    Thank you all for your onfidence in me!

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  138. Spawny Get says:

    “Then I’m sure my ‘crazy’ appellation will be secure.”

    By all means, go for it dude. Tarn speaks from experience in her circles. I’m sure she’s open to experiences of others.

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  139. Spawny Get says:

    The Paris thing gets worse.

    According to Al Ja Beebah news, a good number of the young men involved in the attack were ‘Belgian’. It was an attack on French people by the ‘Belgians’. I know I’m surprised. Thank fuck that the straight talking BBC team were on hand with accurate and bias free reporting. Something tells me that you could slam their faces into a rancid kebab and they’d swear it was delicious British roast beef. Cunts.

    In other news, some bloke from Germany’s alleged government was extremely keen that no link was made between ‘migrants’ (illegal migrants looking for a good life on benefits) and the atrocities committed by the Belgies.

    Given the insight supplied by these people, a happy resolution can be only days away. Probably involving a nice box of Belgian Choccies and a sorry card.

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  140. Spawny Get says:

    Tarn, it is muscular. It’s down to three finger tips, the ends, from both hands. I have a lady friend who trained as a masseuse…can’t touch it. Sadly Spawny’s Achers lacks a bath. And I don’t fancy a horse trough with bubble bath.

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  141. Tarnished says:

    She’s not even fit to be a railway sleeper IMHO.

    Rof. L. Mao. 😀

    I’m sure she’s open to experiences of others.

    Totally. If someone’s own circle of friends is not as open with talking about certain subjects as my own, that’s cool. Mine tends to talk about their girlfriends/wives, sex partners (past and present), purple pill stuff, religion, action movies, comic storylines, and new video/board games.
    If someone else’s group talks about history, artwork, planes, best BBQ recipes, documentaries, and the current political BS…then that’s awesome too.

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  142. Spawny Get says:

    “Mike went to a Turkish bathhouse once and expected great things, but it was really aggressive and painful, according the him. The lady was built like a linebacker.”

    As a kid, I would have hated this. Sounds ideal to me right now.

    The local Mine Host (pub landlord) tells me he has the number of the physio from the local Rugby team. I figure she’ll have steel hooks for hands and a gleeful psychopath’s interest in dealing pain. Pity about the ten mile drive home afterward.

    Worst case scenario? I have to go to the pub to get the number. I may be forced (politeness may require) that I choke down a few Imperial Pints whilst there. Maybe even food. It’s a gastro pub. Nom nom nom.

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  143. Tarnished says:

    It was an attack on French people by the ‘Belgians’.

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  144. Tarnished says:

    And I don’t fancy a horse trough with bubble bath.
    Neither do horses…

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  145. Spawny Get says:

    I have my own patented neck-a-lyser

    A grip that puts Spock to shame.

    I covered my trigger point stuff and massage kit in a comment to Tarn some weeks ago (that no one read).

    The main problem is that every time I fix me back, something frigging heavy needs budging, An oil tank last week.

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  146. Spawny Get says:

    Do unicorn hooves work on backs? I promise not to get the horn. It’s about relaxing the knots.

    I looked into moonshine (for medicinal, internal lineament usage), but it’s around $30 a bottle. Not even a jar!

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  147. Spawny Get says:

    Looks like that horse sat on a Jacuzzi jet. Looks like the bubbles went up his Parson’s nose.

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  148. Spawny Get says:

    I ought to add. I’ve visited chiropractors a few times in the past…I haven’t any injuries, it’s all muscular. It seems I’ve evolved my wanking technique been DIYing (same thing?) and woken a few muscles that I’d been under utilising.

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  149. Spawny Get says:

    DIY = Do It Yourself = home improvement

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  150. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    We shouldn’t neglect the obvious. Is your bed warm enough?:

    In light of my proposed occupation, I found out something interesting. Thomas Jefferson had two bears ubs brought to him at the White House by Lewis and Clark.

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  151. Cill says:

    You simply need me there to finish the carpentry for you me old mate, in a proper workmanlike manner. Plus hydraulics on a trike to make your lifting bearable. Plus install a bunker or two in case of radiation or invasion. A complete replica Pa might be a good idea. Tom can stay with you for a year or two and put it to practical use. He’d like that, but he’d need an escape plan if blaming the Muslims didn’t work out. You’d have a hire a lathe with which I would make the weapons, of course. And, ah, to deal with the advent of flood we should build an Ark with cubicles for cows and sheep (but none for badgers or stoats or foxes or rabbits or ponies or dowagers’ dogs). Waddaya reckon.

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  152. Liz says:

    Well, the joke about chiropractors is kind of true:
    Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Only one, but it will take ten visits. 🙂

    But in our experience, if you find a good one he or she can really help.

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  153. Spawny Get says:

    I’m a couple of hundred meters up, doubt I’ll need an ark

    Getting planning permission for a Pa might be tricky.

    Bunker sounds cool. A few slots for airsoft? Ideal.

    Maybe I could take a more stuporvisory role?

    BTW I have a lockable back door. Fire is alight. Beer is drunk. Just finishing series one of iZombie. s’alright.

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  154. Spawny Get says:

    Fuzzie, neck is only part of the potential issue, but yes. A cold bed can cause issues. Cheers, mate.

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  155. Liz says:

    Are you out there lurking, BV?
    Here is a story that might cheer you up. I can’t be too specific, but it’s pretty funny.

    Back when we were at Osan in South Korea, Mike was a new Lt and new to the base as well. It was his first ride out there (I think), and he was parked on the side and in line to follow one of the planes out (he was number six, or something). Anyway….he missed it somehow. But there was an alternate route the back way where he thought if he hauled ass he might be able to get back in position without anyone seeing.

    So he’s going around the the “back route” and there are women in rice paddies out there in the field (the outside perimeter was farmland), looking up in surprise while he’s taxiing at 70 screaming around the corners. This was in the F16. Unfortunately, the A10s were all parked around the area he’d intended to traverse with their noses pointed out and toward him.

    The lead guy in the A10 talks on the radio and says, “There’s an F16 out here. I’m not sure where he thinks he’s going but the runway is under construction”. Turns out the direction he was going was closed off. So Mike thinks he can just to a “stealthy” U turn in front of all these guys and go back the way he came. Then the guy goes back on the radio and says, “He’s making a U turn now…” and someone comes over the radio demanding that he identify himself. He still thinks somehow he can get out of this (it’s dark too, night time), and doesn’t say anything.

    So they assume he’s a North Korean trying to steal a plane and start emergency procedure protocol for a hijacking. The flight lead (F16 guy) comes on the radio and says, “I have a man missing, I think that might be my guy” and finally Mike acknowledges himself on the radio. So they bring a follow me truck and make him do the taxi of shame back to the runway with everyone standing outside and waving and so forth.

    Ten years later he is the SOF (Supervisor of flying) at the Tower, and he overhears a conversation as one air traffic controller says to another, “Let me tell you about the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen a guy do…this was at Osan” and proceeds to tell the story! 😛
    Mike finally stopped him and said, “Okay, I’m that guy…and you’re missing some details…” and he tells them the whole story.

    (I can’t really do it justice, but that’s the gist of it) 🙂

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  156. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    You may have to visit your pub. I’m with Liz, you should see a professional.

    As for a candidate for President, I wish we could bring back Thomas Jefferson. To begin with, he’s bear friendly.
    There is a story about the Roosevelt Brain Trust meeting at the White House. One of the attendees thought there had never been such a gathering of intelligence. “Except for Thomas Jefferson dining alone.” was another’s reply.

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  157. Spawny Get says:

    Even if you couldn’t resurrect him, he’d still make a better president. Just saying.

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  158. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    That was a well deserved inult of the highest order to our contemporaries.

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  159. Spawny Get says:

    ‘inult’?
    A rude thing said by an Eskimo?

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  160. SFC Ton says:

    chiropractors kept me going for a long time. I don’t powerlift any more so I don’t see one near as often but it did take a while to find a good one. Not good per say but one who was use to dealing with athletes and what not

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  161. SFC Ton says:

    Right now the usa needs a man more like Jackson then Jefferson. We don’t need brain power right now. More in need of brutal practicability and the will to get the job done

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  162. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    Why are they doubling down on stupid?
    Reason enough to drop out of the EU.

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  163. SFC Ton says:

    Open borders is only stupid if you are part of the 99%.. It makes perfect sense if you are part of the 1%

    These people are not stupid they are evil. The rank and file progressive? They are useful idiots but the folks calling the shoots know what they are doing

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  164. SFC Ton says:

    Make your own moonshine Spawny. I’ve read you can do it on your stove top. Probably have to double cook it to get a decent proof. If you live in the country buy a still and run it yourself

    It is… not difficult but does require a lot of attention to details

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  165. Sumo says:

    I’ve read you can do it on your stove top.

    You can, but be sure that you don’t hit the ignition by mistake, or she can get burns on her back.

    Ba-dum bump.

    http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Moonshine

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  166. SFC Ton says:

    Always remember your brass knuckles BV. Gives you decent bad boy cred too

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  167. SFC Ton says:

    LOL her burns are not y problem Sumo….

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  168. SFC Ton says:

    I’d vote for Putin.

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  169. Yoda says:

    A new post there would be

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  170. BuenaVista says:

    Yeah, I always tell my political scientist/prof/pundit friend I’m a ‘Jacksonian populist.’ Strangely, he gets it, though he is a conventional academic progressive.

    Everything’s cool, Liz, no worries. Church this morning was more bruising.

    I loathe taxiing at strange airports at night; no one realizes how disorienting it is (though now, with the video game panels, it’s easier, but I still fly needles and compass headings). I always ask for a “progressive” taxi at a big city airport, which they’re required to provide (“turn left, turn right, go straight” etc.).

    Then there was the time I was in a fabric aerobatic plane at Washington Dulles preparing for an intersection departure on RW 19R. I shut the entire airport down that day, had the airliners going missed …

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  171. SFC Ton says:

    I have been on a lot of birds that have done a lot of taxiing at night and I can see the potentials for mistakes. As a laymen, it looks confusing as fuck.

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