Funky Friday


Recently the University of Tennessee published guidelines for the usage of new genderless pronouns on campus.    We here at Spawny’s Space are forever working to be at the forefront of new trends, so we have decided to create our own genderless pronouns.  Here UT’s take,

Let us start with defining our own versions of these.   And then expand onto other words that we wish to define.

The Queen is old and does not have enough energy to stop us in our bastardization of the Queen’s English.  So have at it.

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64 comments on “Funky Friday
  1. Moehau Man says:

    Moehau Man sheila, Moehau Man sheila, Moehau Man sheila’s
    Moehau Man bloke, Moehau Man bloke, Moehau Man bloke’s

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  2. Liz says:

    Er…I’m not sure I get this.
    What happened to ‘it’? Shouldn’t that encompass whatever?

    Other all-gender-inclusive words:
    Himshe, heshe, manpussy, shim, shit

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  3. Yoda says:

    Shittle – What a German bad herr does give his frauline

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  4. Moehau Man says:

    Yes well, you want pronouns. Um…

    MALE PRONOUNS…….. moe, mower, mowers
    FEMALE PRONOUNS… mow, mowed, moweds

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  5. Yoda says:

    zyt – pronoun for pimply face teen it would be

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  6. Moehau Man says:

    Example:
    Moe manhandles mowers sheila’s chest hairs as if they are mowers and not moweds

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  7. Yoda says:

    sheila’s chest hairs

    Jamie Bondette she was?

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  8. Moehau Man says:

    Yes well I think Liz’s suggestions are harmless-sounding pronouns. Mrs Moehau Man (my innocuous old mum) is thinking of introducing “manpussy”, “shim”, and “shit” to the vocabulary of the rugged Coromandel.

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  9. Yoda says:

    tyz – pronoun for a gaggle if babbling women that worked up they are. Use like one would use “them” one should

    “Look at tyz women. Excited they are”

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  10. Yoda says:

    Moe,

    Define these words you should.

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  11. Yoda says:

    cis-zyt — pronoun for pimply faced teens leaking sores they do have. Similar to “them”, but for this special use it is.

    “Look at cis-zyt boys over there”

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  12. Yoda says:

    Maybe Patriarch contribute he can.

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  13. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    While she may be old, it is sttill her language. What if she took up French in protest>?

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  14. Liz says:

    “Look at tyz women. Excited they are”

    See, this here statement just makes me want to be a tyz woman too.

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  15. Moehau Man says:

    Moe,

    Define these words you should

    he, him, his = moe, mower, mowers
    she, her, hers = mow, mowed, moweds

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  16. Moehau Man says:

    Moe,

    Define these words you should

    “Moe manhandles mowers sheila’s chest hairs as if they are mowers and not moweds” = “He manhandles his sheila’s chest hairs as if they are his and not hers”

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  17. Farm Boy says:

    What if she took up French in protest?

    It always comes back to the Norman Invaders, doesn’t it?

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  18. Farm Boy says:

    cis-boom-bah — normal heterosexual intercourse

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  19. Moehau Man says:

    Moe,

    Define these words you should

    manpussy, shim, shit = uni chuff, uni shite, sheer shite.

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  20. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Farm Boy,
    How long have you been waiting to use “cis boom bah”?

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  21. Yoda says:

    Hillerfication — an older woman aging ungracefully

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  22. Yoda says:

    Pelositize — to inject botulism toxin into one’s face.

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  23. Yoda says:

    Milify — Corrupt teen girls into being sluts

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  24. Moehau Man says:

    doggoner = turn your mother in law around to your way of thinking.

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  25. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Yoda,
    They do keep getting away with it. According to a woman who tried to educate me, this is as good as being morally correct.

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  26. Yoda says:

    They do keep getting away with it.

    Get away with what they do?

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  27. molly says:

    mollify = make people like me! 😀
    “Like” on me if you’d like more like me 😉 lol

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  28. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Molly,
    I am having dificulty with my “like” feature. I would have “Liked” twenty times if that would’ve helped.

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  29. Sumo says:

    Yeah………no. There’s only one Molls. You can’t duplicate that.

    Liked by 3 people

  30. Sumo says:

    I suppose “replicate” would have been the more appropriate term. Blame the rum.

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  31. Spawny Get says:

    Zhoo says that Planet of the Apes was a dystopia?

    Lookin’ like a purty good option right now.

    Universities have achieved critical levels of dumbness and irrelevancy to the rational. Time to die, time for a new generation of pure STEM institutions. A bright future as mental institutions beckons the rest.

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  32. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    The fembots will see it all burn sown around their ears.
    There are other reasons too for universities. Training clergy, medecine, and law.

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  33. Yoda says:

    There are other reasons too for universities. Training clergy, medecine, and law.

    Perhaps teach typing also they do.

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  34. Yoda says:

    Almost as if University of Tennessee inspiration took from here they did,

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  35. Tarnished says:

    I don’t know why we need more pronouns. If you are unsure of someone’s gender, just use they, their, and them. These are already in our vocabulary and are frequently used by anyone older than 3. This truly does look like a “need” for special treatment rather than equality under the law, and is why I don’t consider myself an actual part of the trans/dysphoric community. They wear their differences loudly on their sleeve, instead of just living life as best they can.

    I don’t care if I’m referred to as a he, a she, or a they. What matters is the actual tone of the conversation, not the pronouns the other person(s) uses for me. Obviously don’t use “it”, because that’s just rude and dehumanizing, but then again you don’t have to associate with such nasty people either. I have a customer who kept referring to Ms Jenner as an “it”, and finally I just said to use “he”. It’s not Jenner’s preferred pronoun, but she’s not here and at least the customer isn’t talking about said celebrity the same as a chair or toaster anymore.

    Btw, I’ve been busy helping some of my elderly neighbors prepare for fall, my next-oldest sister was in a minor car accident, and I needed to sell off some of my Magic collection to pay for a new exhaust system for my car. That’s what’s been going on with Tarnished this past week. I’ll try to comment more as time presents itself.

    Ta, all.

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  36. Liz says:

    I think one could just call the (insert real gender) “Pat” until one knows his or her true gender. That’s enough of a common pop culture reference for everyone to understand.

    (and then, to overstate the obvious, the use of the term “one” as demonstrated above is also available)

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  37. Liz says:

    I posted before reading Tarn’s post. I’m just having fun here, don’t want to offend.

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  38. Liz says:

    Although, I’ve read Tarn’s poems about her breasts and hips so I’m pretty sure she looks like a girl. (hence, I would call Tarn a “her” if I did not know Tarn. Here I just called Tarn Tarn)

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  39. Tarnished says:

    I most assuredly do look female. No mistaking it, unfortunately, and as the poems you’re referring to mention, binding myself doesn’t work anymore and is quite painful.

    It is what it is. I’m happy to be healthy and able, regardless. And it’s obvious there was no harm in your comment, Liz. 😉

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  40. Yoda says:

    Here I just called Tarn Tarn

    Come to you she did?
    When Jar Jar I call, one knows what will happen not.
    Not funny this would be.

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  41. Liz says:

    “And it’s obvious there was no harm in your comment, Liz.”

    Yeah. 🙂
    Here’s a funny one. Mike and I are going to meet at Kiffney’s shooting range today.
    He just sent me a text: “What about breakfast at Kiffney’s?”
    😛

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  42. Liz says:

    I wrote back, “I think I remember…as I recall I think we both kind of liked it”

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  43. Liz says:

    I heard Jar Jar’s skelton is supposed to make an appearance in the next Star Wars movie.
    I don’t think that’s enough closure for the fans. They actually have to watch him being dismembered, or something. Maybe there could be a historical flash-back.

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  44. Yoda says:

    A cat pull the trigger of a gun she can?

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  45. Liz says:

    “A cat pull the trigger of a gun she can?”

    I’m an improvising sort of cat.
    You see my shark-deflecting frog helmet, but you should see my hair-trigger mittens. 😉

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  46. Yoda says:

    Jar-Jar — to assault with endless banal chatter.

    “Look at tyz women. Jar-Jarring each other to death tyz are.”

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  47. SFC Ton says:

    I thought we were gong to talk about this kind of funk

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  48. Yoda says:

    Less human she does feel,

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/423777/unc-student-op-ed-sexist-news-observer

    In a piece titled “The struggle to be taken seriously in the age of subtle sexism,” University of North Carolina–Chapel Hill student Blake Dodge chronicled an entire day of the sexist “routine occurrences” that she claims make her “feel less human.” “Less human”? Whoa. That sounds serious. I wonder, just what are these horrific “occurrences”? Thankfully, she spends nearly 800 words in the News & Observer explaining them: First, she has to put on spandex to run even though she knows it will allow her “legs to chafe” because she doesn’t “have a thigh gap like most of the distance runners” on her team. Then, she eats an “easily-digestible carb” for breakfast and makes “note of the calorie count.” (The unreasonable body-image standards set by the patriarchy clearly forced her to eat breakfast this way. She probably wanted a bagel instead, but it is not her fault that she could not eat one. It’s institutional sexism’s.)

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  49. Yoda says:

    Milo,

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/09/10/dear-charlotte-proudman-its-not-your-gender-its-you/

    The fact that she also felt the need to violate the male lawyer’s privacy and publicly embarrass him on social media demonstrates an incredible detachment from reality. Proudman has now taken to the pages of the Independent, where she complains that her career is now under threat because of a “misogynistic” backlash. And it’s true, members of large law firms have suggested that they will no longer work with her.

    Here’s an ugly truth for Ms. Proudman: this “backlash” has nothing, I’m sorry to say, to do with your gender, and everything to do with your personality.

    Men are perfectly comfortable working with women. Our era is more tolerant than any that has come before it, and in my experience men working in male-dominated environments are desperate for more women to join their teams. But that doesn’t mean people are comfortable working with loose-cannon harridans who post private correspondence on the internet. I mean, you’re a lawyer, for Heaven’s sake! Who in their right mind would hire you now?

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  50. Yoda says:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2015/09/10/dem-rep-why-shouldnt-private-schools-expel-students-accused-of-rape-even-if-theyre-only-20-sure-theyre-guilty/

    Understand that he’s not making a libertarian argument here that private institutions, unlike public ones, should be free to accept or remove students as they see fit, however moronic and unfair their protocols for that might be. He’s arguing that a 20 percent standard might actually be prudent and equitable as a solution to the Great Campus Rape Panic that’s consumed feminism for the past few years.

    Actually, this guy’s going much further than tolerating a standard in which 20 percent likelihood of guilt (a “reasonable likelihood” standard) is enough to warrant expulsion.

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  51. Cill says:

    Liz, “I think one could just call the (insert real gender) “Pat” until one knows his or her true gender”

    Pat Pending?

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  52. Mrs. Yoda says:

    Yodel — sound that is made when Yoda his partner happy he makes.

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  53. Yoda says:

    Good question this is,

    A pressing dilemma is troubling the budget departments of Intel, the chip and microprocessor giant. Should they invest in STEM education, to cultivate the next generation of American geniuses? Or should they blow all their cash on finding people with the right skin colour and genitals?

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/10/intel-cuts-300m-in-jobs-research-education-and-talent-to-fund-feminist-frequency/

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  54. Cill says:

    Shit. Is Intel not aware that the chip was invented in Memphis in Egypt? As was the motor vehicle, and the space shuttle, and differential gearing, and the printing press, and the clutch, and the choke, and the throttle, and the nut that holds the steering wheel, and… well everything, actually. This is the white-female-enforced gospel according to African Studies.

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  55. Spawny Get says:

    Shock!!!
    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/09/11/fearless-feminist-lawyer-doesnt-want-equality-she-wants-female-liberation-and-male-suffering/

    “I am a feminist and I do not strive for equality. I support liberation. The defenders of equality espouse moderate feminist principles…” wrote Charlotte Proudman, the man-hating “fearless feminist” who attempted to destroy the career of a fellow lawyer who paid her a modest compliment on a social networking site earlier in the week.

    The “fearless feminist” was writing on the low rent left-wing blog Left Foot Forward in February this year, desperately trying to kick-start a career as an outraged social justice media commentator.

    The rambling piece of misanthropy says all you need to know about the worldview of the self-styled social activist, and, for that matter, much of modern feminism. In the blog she calls for a socialist utopia, where contact and rural sport, the military and even hard labour – anything she can tentatively associate with “toxic masculinity” – are outlawed.

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  56. Spawny Get says:

    Well, this can’t be the same persyn

    In a “liberated” world, she tell us, men would be treated as cruelly as she believes women are today:

    “Men’s genitals would be sliced up, annual rape of men would increase from 9,000 to 69,000, male prostitution would soar, men’s penises would be sprawled across page 3, men would stroll down the catwalk with their penises hanging out, and the Labour party would roll out pink vans to attract women voters and blue vans to entice male voters.”

    All this of this from the woman who was today exposed by the Daily Mail as a gross hypocrite, when it was revealed she was using precisely the sort of language to describe men on Facebook as she lambasted her fellow lawyer for using to her.

    “Hot stuff!” she wrote below the profile picture of a male postgraduate student, and “oooo lalala!” under another photo of a male friend.

    I assumed she was a lezbot, seems not…awkward

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  57. Cill says:

    She would ban hunting and allow possums to destroy the forests and native fauna and infect livestock with tuberculosis, and rabbits to turn grass into desert and deer to denude the slopes and the resulting erosion to wash the mountains into the sea. Or would she prefer to poison them and condemn them to a lingering, agonizing death?

    What about banning little girls from owning fluffy rabbits and possums as pets?

    Daft bat.

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  58. JDG says:

    Even if they cut off the wee wee, a he is still a he. The Y is still a Y, no matter how much the feminists cry. Two Xs means it’s a she, and sammich making she should be.

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  59. Farm Boy says:

    There is a new post

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  60. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Cill,
    In all seriousness, banning little girls from owning fluffy bunnies is not a bad idea. A lot of bunnies are sold before Easter and turned back in the next week.

    Spawny Get,
    She is such a man hating, conniving shrew. Teeeeech!

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  61. BuenaVista says:

    George Clinton — and he would be a “he” rather than a “they” — FTW.

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