CARRY ON NURSE


(To tide us over the weakend)

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You arrive at a highfalutin hospital (you have medical insurance).  Your private suite comes with TV, stereo, Wi-Fi, all the trimmings.

You are introduced to your “nurse for today”. She wears a wedding ring. After going over a long list of regulation questions with you she asks you to strip and don a blue hospital gown. You oblige in the privacy of your en suite.

When you come out she giggles and informs you that you’ve put it on back-to-front.

“Here”, she says, as she efficiently disrobes and re-robes you so that the gown opens at the back instead of the front. During this process she touches your bare skin and your woody leaps forth like a spinnaker-boom shunting a jib.

“We don’t bother tying it up at the back”, she jokes, “The nurses like to check out the buns.”

Later that night, she is most pleasant and efficient during her routine checks on you. During her latest visit, however, you haven’t heard her leave as before. Is she lingering in the curtained-off entranceway to your room? The sounds suggest that… yes, she is… lingering. Malingering… Er, masturbating, actually.

SO WHAT DO WE BLOODY WELL DO, FOLKS?

(If you’re a woman, pretend she’s a lezzo for the purposes of these questions, okay?):

  1. Pretend we haven’t noticed, and solemnly continue stropping to porn on the net (or whatever else we were doing at the time)?
  2. Try to regain control of ourselves by picturing a camp cowboy wearing his chaps backwards?
  3. Challenge her to deliver a merciless tickling to our preferred body part (which may or may not be the head)?
  4. Urgently ask whether she can produce a condom – and keep our gown on back-to-front if she can’t?
  5. To hell with the consequences, we pray she’s a widow, and…
  • Jump her in the entrance area (we’ll have to restrict our repertoire to dog-style in the cramped space).
  • Take her between the sheets (hoss style, dog style, any cucking style) with gallant panache and aplomb.

6.  Lodge a sexual harassment complaint with the Police:

(a)  immediately, or:
(b)  after #5

NOTE:  THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION

What did I actually do?

A stone age codpiece, complete with a droop-proof oblong rock, will be awarded to the winner.

[Cill edit: for a woman the codpiece will be optional]

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158 comments on “CARRY ON NURSE
  1. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Cill,
    If this is a serious question, what would this guy be doing in the hospital? He’s not sick.
    Thought two. Boy patients have far more fantasies about nurses than the other way around.
    It will be interesting to hear what Liz has to say. I’ll bet she wins the codpiece and the oblong rock.

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  2. Cill says:

    “what would this guy be doing in the hospital?”
    Let’s pretend he’s not there for erectile issues. 😉

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  3. Cill says:

    “Boy patients have far more fantasies about nurses than the other way around.”
    True, but not in this case.

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  4. Tarnished says:

    I’d probably do #1.

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  5. Yoda says:

    An oddpiece this is.

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  6. Yoda says:

    Watch a Bear video the answer is.

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  7. Cill says:

    If this is a recounting of an historical incident (which I neither confirm nor deny) it would have happened in my pre-M days okay.

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  8. Cill says:

    That’s not good enough Tarn you have to say why. 😉

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  9. Yoda says:

    Many adventures you do have.
    Almost like a Jedi you are.

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  10. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Cill,
    If this is happening to you, it would be well to keep M around to discourage this kind of behavior from nurses.

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  11. Cill says:

    “An oddpiece this is”
    Correct. I need to come up with a way to give it some thrust. A moral to the story, perhaps.

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  12. Spawny Get says:

    Might a tunapiece be a fitting substitute for da laydeez?

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  13. Yoda says:

    Rise to the occasion one might

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  14. Yoda says:

    Since this odd piece is partly about the codpiece,
    then weigh in Moe should

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  15. Cill says:

    Perhaps I could bang on about the perversity of women towards their husbands. I could say she gave the bloke in hospital (the patient) a long spiel about being bored with her husband in bed. That would be going into fantasy land, though, because she never said any such thing (which I can neither confirm nor deny).

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  16. Sumo says:

    Since you and I are alike in a lot of ways (stop blubbering, you know it’s the truth), I’m going to say #3. Whether or not the nurse in question accepted the challenge is irrelevant; what matters is the smartassyness required to take such action. Which you have in spades.

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  17. Cill says:

    “Might a tunapiece be a fitting substitute for da laydeez?”

    Hmm… In Spanish, “tuna” is a type of green oblong fruit…

    “Tuna” is also slang for straight women who frequent gay bars…

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  18. Cill says:

    “what matters is the smartassyness required to take such action. Which you have in spades.” (which I can neither confirm nor deny)

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  19. Cill says:

    Not much interest from the women yet. Perhaps they got stuck on #5

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  20. Cill says:

    … especially the “gallant panache and aplomb” part. Women don’t do that.

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  21. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    You did mention in your post that the nurse had a wedding ring. someone else somewhere else made the point that illicit sex is a lot more popular than licit sex.

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  22. Tarnished says:

    I *personally* would do #1 because

    A. If I’m already watching porn then I’m good with simply not being caught and told to stop.

    B. It’s not up to me to interrupt someone else’s private selfloving time. Besides, there’d be no way to tell if she’s actually masturbating due to my close proximity. It’s entirely possible she’s in a d/s relationship, for example, and her dom has placed her on a denial timetable that must be fulfilled. I’d not want to be rude and create trouble between her “master” and herself…were that the case. 😉

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  23. Tarnished says:

    If we’re talking about Cill, #3. 😛

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  24. Cill says:

    Fair enough Tarn. You wouldn’t gatecrash a private party.

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  25. Tarnished says:

    Precisely.
    Now, if she made it very clear she was up for a little something-something…I’d go as far as 2nd base.

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  26. Cill says:

    “2nd base”
    Do you mean #2?

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  27. Cill says:

    Strewth we’ve passed 20 comments. I thought we’d struggle with this one, especially on a weakend. I misjudged you all, apparently.

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  28. Yoda says:

    Baseball the reference of second base is to.
    Like cricket it is.
    But less fun it would be.

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  29. Cill says:

    I believe we have an imposter in our midst (“Yoda” at 8:17 pm)

    “Since this odd piece is partly about the codpiece”

    Yoda did not say that. Yoda would say :
    “Since partly about the codpiece this odd piece would be”.
    Or:
    “Since about the codpiece this odd piece partly would be”.
    Or:
    “Since about the codpiece this odd piece would partly be”.

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  30. Cill says:

    “Baseball the reference of second base is to”
    Blast. It really would have been funny if Tarn meant #2.

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  31. Cill says:

    In an uncharacteristic gush of goodwill, I have Liked you all for passing 30 comments. How will I express my appreciation if we top 40? Double likes don’t show up.. One should write to WordPress about that.

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  32. Cill says:

    Perhaps Yoda could respond to my (recently self-edited) comment at 9:09 pm. How would the real Yoda have said it?

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  33. molly says:

    Heh heh
    Cill is idle and full of mischief on a quiet Sunday morning 😉
    Lol

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  34. Cill says:

    Righto Molly, let’s take stock.

    Two say I would do #3

    One would do #1 or “2nd base”. I will accept #1 but disqualify “2nd base” until such time as Tarn defines it for us (e.g. “kiss”, “fondle”, “a bit of a hug and a tickle”)

    Other suggestions:
    “Watch a Bear video the answer is”
    “Rise to the occasion one might”

    The rest are all disqualified for impudence. They weren’t impudent in fact, but I like to say they were, as the writer of this post. Yeah I’m easy with the role of little Hitler.

    Of course you all know I speak in jest. Y’all know I’m just a friendly, harmless sort of bloke.

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  35. Yoda says:

    Yodish grammer police we now have.
    Perhaps off-day for Yoda this is.

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  36. Sumo says:

    Yodish grammer police we now have.

    Sounds like a challenge, this does.

    However, point out I must – even in the films, adhere to Yodish at all times Master Yoda does not. Examples you can find here and here.

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  37. Cill says:

    You can have a well deserved day off there, Yoda. Or you can hang around and toss in the occasional comment at will. I’m talking to the real Yoda of course. Not that interloper bloke, whoever he was. Aren’t you a bit worried about that tosser?

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  38. Cill says:

    (He sounded a bit “down on the farm”-ish to me. The type that would have a straw in his mouth while he whittles. Dunno why I think that)

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  39. Cill says:

    “Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.”
    “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
    “Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.”
    “Always pass on what you have learned.”
    “You will know (the good from the bad) when you are calm, at peace. Passive. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.”

    I never knew before now, the interloper’s blasphemous Yodish infected the movies as well. Thanks for pointing that out for us, Sumo.

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  40. Cill says:

    Thanks Tarn, I’ve removed your “2nd Base” remark from quarantine.

    The comments having topped 40, there’s only one thing I can do:
    WHAKAPOHANE

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  41. Cill says:

    (I made it small so it wouldn’t offend. It’s Spawny Dun Mihaka mooning Charles and Di)

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  42. molly says:

    Yaya Cill tops 40!
    Hhahahahaha!
    I wonder how much mischief Cill will get up to before the day is done? 😀
    Let’s hit 50 (heh heh)
    lol

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  43. Sumo says:

    Let’s hit 50 (heh heh)

    Not

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  44. Sumo says:

    Sumo is apparently having his plan derailed by a rainbow Furby.

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  45. Liz says:

    I’m on a trip right now and don’t have much time so maybe I’ve read this wrong…did this actually happen Cill? Because I’m gobsmacked at how unprofessional this nurse behaved if so.

    You can fire your nurse at any time and a different one would be reassigned. (at least, in the states you can and I’d assume it’s the same everywhere…it’s the basic right of a patient and a basic part of consent of care, required for treatment)

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  46. Liz says:

    I hope I’m not being stodgy and ruining the fun here, but really…a nurse should not behave like this.

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  47. Cill says:

    I happened so quick, the whakapohane will do for 40 and 50 both. Thanks for sparing me any further effort, team.

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  48. Cill says:

    Liz, “a nurse should not behave like this”
    I’ve heard of hijinks in hospitals down here quite a lot. I guess it’s to be expected in the land of the PPP.

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  49. Spawny Get says:

    “Blast. It really would have been funny if Tarn meant #2.”

    I’m going to invoke The Muffberg Principle. I’m declaring that your wish be granted. Because amusement.

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  50. Cill says:

    Spawny
    .
    😀

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  51. Spawny Get says:

    Oh, and don’t bother googalising The Muffberg Principle…I invented it.

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  52. Spawny Get says:

    And it’s as good as it sounds…good night

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  53. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    I am glad that Liz hd a chance to comment before I chimed in again. Liz doesn’t say it directly but, you can’t have two people having sex that have such a wildly different power dynamic going on. This is why female teachers taking advantage of male students is so sick.If somene’s in the hospital, it can be presumed that they can’t take care of themselves, or they would be at home.

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  54. Cill says:

    Liz’s “a nurse should not behave like this” might be directed at this part:
    “We don’t bother tying it up at the back”, she jokes, “The nurses like to check out the buns.” That behavior was actually much more “in your face” than the masturbation was.

    Let’s say it was late at night, the patient was in bed, and the nurse was not to know the patient has exceptionally good hearing (at least as good as a 9YO girl).

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  55. molly says:

    Sumo I’m sorry! I didn’t realize you were trying to post too until too late 😦
    I sorta zapped the comments through without looking.

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  56. Sumo says:

    Yeah, right. I’m supposed to believe that your devious little armless plan to spoil my joke was completely unintentional.

    I may be an egotistical, high functioning sociopath, but I’m not an idiot.

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  57. Sumo says:

    You know that I’m just funnin’ ya, Molls. I’m highly amused that we had the same idea; apparently I’ve been a bad influence on you. 😉

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  58. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    If we’re looking for oputrage, here it is folks.

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  59. molly says:

    Western people. Huh. All this concern for a male of *another* species. None for their own. I want to ‘armless ‘ead butt ’em all Grrrrrrr!!!!
    lol

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  60. molly says:

    Sumo I refuse to answer on the grounds I might incriminate myself 😉
    (heh heh)

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  61. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Molly,
    All this feigned outrage over the death of a lion is covering a lot awful things by drawing attention away from them.

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  62. Cill says:

    Good one Sumo. Well we’ve now topped 70. Time for a shot?

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  63. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Hey people,
    Watch the video. This “Cecil” thing is going to sidelie the whole Planned Parenthood expose.

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  64. molly says:

    If I cruise over can I have a shot? 🙂

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  65. Sumo says:

    Cheers, mate.

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  66. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It’s a good thing that I don’t drink. I would be tempted to put the cnoe in the river and keep padling past New Orleans.

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  67. Cill says:

    Dead right Fuzzy. It’s disgusting. Damn I’m going to take a shot.
    Yeah cruise on over here Molly.
    That Royal Salute, I have some here IRL gifted to me by a bad old man. Cheers brothers, and to hell with the SJWs. Here’s to humans good bad and indifferent as long as they’ve got fucking balls.

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  68. Cill says:

    Cheers bro

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  69. Sumo says:

    By chance, a gift from that bad old man who likes that super rare fish that you catch?

    No offense, but I think the old man got the better end of that deal. 😉

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  70. Cill says:

    The gifting process is a continuing one, bro. About once a month. I’m well stocked up with Royal Salute now and it’s worth thousands a bottle, but you’re right, he gets the better end of the deal.

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  71. molly says:

    Yoo-hoo I’m on my way! See ya! 🙂

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  72. Yoda says:

    More Yodish than movie Yoda I am.
    Changed my words they did.
    More understandable to humans me they did make.

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  73. Cill says:

    I’m relieved to hear that, Yoda. We can blame Lucas & co. for the bad Yodish, huh? I should’ve known it.

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  74. Cill says:

    Haaha the comment from Molly. She’s in her boat and I’d stake my life on it that she’ll have it wound right out to 50 knots airborne most of the way reconnecting with the water every second or third wave. Molly has a total disregard for the welfare of boats.

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  75. Yoda says:

    Moe where would he be?

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  76. Yoda says:

    Furbies hold their likker they can?

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  77. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Cill,
    It all sounds doubly dangerous when you are reminded that Molly doesn’t have any arms. How does she steer the speedboat?

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  78. Cill says:

    She can hold the likker better than most women, probably because she’s so healthy and fit. Doesn’t drink much though. The thought of having a couple of shots with the lads was too much to resist.

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  79. Cill says:

    Fuzzy I reckon she controls the boat by sweet luck more than anything else.

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  80. Sumo says:

    So what you’re telling us is that out little Molls……drives like a woman. 😀

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  81. Cill says:

    Moe will emerge about 9 hours from now, in the wee hours of Godzone. Maybe a bit earlier. One can never honestly claim to know the ways of the good burgesses of the rugged Coromandel.

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  82. Cill says:

    “drives like a woman”
    You got it. A mad woman, no less.

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  83. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    When I first heard of Molly using bot to visit, what popped into my head was a little skiff with a small outboard motor. I never thought interms of an ocean racer.

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  84. Cill says:

    Yes she has to do real ocean cruising to get here. In a boat selected and maintained by me. The motor is a v8 outboard. She can pick up her skirt and run, bro, and despite what I said earlier Molly is an experienced sailor.

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  85. Sumo says:

    Pfft….with you looking out for her, I have no doubt that little Molls is proficient at a great number of things.

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  86. Cill says:

    Sure is. I have to draw the line at some proficiencies such as knocking back shots and leaping off 80 foot cliffs.

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  87. Cill says:

    … or as you lot would say, leaping “off of” 80 foot cliffs.

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  88. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    That Molly! I’ll bet she could find a way to play dris for Gearge Thorogood as a Rainbow Furby.

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  89. Sumo says:

    If she ever wants to become proficient at asskickery, smartassery, or cooking, you know where to send her. 😉

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  90. Cill says:

    The weather is quite mellow here. I’ve opened the seaward windows so I’ll hear wee Molly roll up. She’ll approach the shore at 50 knots, spin a doughnut and let physics creep her to the shore – with perfect judgement I have to admit. She has it down to a T.

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  91. Cill says:

    “proficient at asskickery, smartassery, or cooking, you know where to send her”
    As long as you don’t mind her bringing her beau with her, bro. 😉

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  92. Sumo says:

    I’m sure he could benefit from some lessons in the aforementioned subjects, too. Besides, Molls will need someone to practice her newfound skillz on. 😀

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  93. Cill says:

    Excuse us while Molly and me deal with a mini crisis here. Animals of the 4-footed variety have no sense of timing at all. Dog and Horse have had another jealousy spat. Back soon.

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  94. Sumo says:

    Since you called out Master Yoda on his grammar earlier, allow me to mention that it should be “Molly and I“. 😀

    Best of luck with the livestock, brother. Time for this mighty smartass to snooze.

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  95. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Dog and Horse never determined who’s dominant? I can see each other’s argument. Horse is bigger, a lot bigger. Dog is a carnivore.
    Cill, you do have an interesting problem and you’ll be no hlp at all wwith resolving it because they can’t speak human.
    Was this about who had priority in greeting Molly? The good news is that they really like Molly.

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  96. Cill says:

    “Molly and I”
    No-one knows that better than I.
    “Molly and me” mate, bad grammar and all. 😉

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  97. Cill says:

    “Was this about who had priority in greeting Molly?”
    Yup.

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  98. molly says:

    It took me ages to know Dog. Cill wouldn’t let me near him! Now Dog loves me and he’s jealous. He had a hard life before here. Dog looks like an old man. I ❤ Dog!

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  99. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Molly,
    Fog and Horse have good judgement in humans.
    🌯 🌯 🌯 🐻 🙄

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  100. molly says:

    The spat was Dog’s fault. I had 2 shots of Chivas Royal Salute. Cheers bro

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  101. molly says:

    Fuzzie! ur coll. :0

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  102. Moehau Man says:

    Yes well, I reckon we’ve reached the stage where that Kiwi joker Cill should forbid more shots (with a brandish of the Kauri Club if necessary) and tell her to hype down some. As Mrs Moehau Man (my sensible old mum) once remarked “Never ye put off sobriety until tomorrow when ye should not have lost it today.”

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  103. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    All the animals love Molly!
    They’re smart!

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  104. molly says:

    I took your advice Moehau Man. 🙂 All is well lol. The time is 7:30+ pm and no more shots for me (6+ glasses of water tho 😉 )
    (heh heh) I’m as jober as a sudge. I calmed down Dog and Horse which jobered me up. 😉
    LOL!

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  105. molly says:

    Fuzzie still awake! Yoooooooha! Yay! Fuzzeee! Haha 🙂
    cool

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  106. molly says:

    Cheers brto

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  107. Cill says:

    Relax folks. Chaotic though it may seem, the situation is in hand.

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  108. Cill says:

    FWIW Dog (bandaged head and all) is happy as Larry tossing a ping pong ball back and forth with Molly and me. All is quiet on the western front.

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  109. Cill says:

    Goodbye from us for now.

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  110. Yoda says:

    Like Degoba this thread has become.

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  111. Cill says:

    Quiet as a tomb my house is.

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  112. Yoda says:

    To Dog you are married?

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  113. Moehau Man says:

    Yes well, the time of day that you Kiwi blokes and foreign jokers call the witching hour is the time the folk of the rugged Coromandel tend to be active. We Moehau Mans are a sedate species who preserve our energy for those times when action is appropriate.You foreign jokers tend to dash hither and thither like headless chooks.

    The nurse’s behavior for instance makes no sense to us at all. All she had to do was eat some pikelets and wait an hour or so for the scent to come out of her skin, or if she was randy as a hoot owl she could have rubbed the pikelets on her skin and wiggled her arse in front of the patient in hospital. That’s all it would’ve took. But what does she do? She wastes her energy on herself next door.

    Do you foreign jokers see any sense in that? To the Moehau Man it’s a mystery. As Mrs Moehau Man (my pontificating old mum) once observed, “Waste not thy passion on thineself lest others regard thee as a spent force.”

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  114. Moehau Man says:

    “Since this odd piece is partly about the codpiece,
    then weigh in Moe should”

    Yes well, the post doesn’t mention the role of the codpiece. I’m not sure how I can help you foreign jokers with that one. Mrs Moehau Man (my judicious old mum) says, “If we try to elucidate we risk delving into the realms of fantasy, which is not the way of the Moehau Man”.

    Similarly the marriage to Dog was pure fantasy as we Moehau Mans see it. We have no room for fantasy and we don’t waste time on fiction and stuff. You the Yoda bloke are the only reality to come out of Star Wars as far as we can make out. “We’re not sure just how real he is even then”, Mrs Moehau Man (my sceptical old mum) called out.

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  115. Spawny Get says:

    Prettifiederated on front page and post body

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  116. Choicy says:

    Yes well Moe we have to have a bit of fantasy in our lives mate. When a digger is out under the desert sun he thinks of sheilas to keep himself sane. Later in the week we might meet real sheilas in town and they drive us insane so you could be right at the end of the day Moe. If we quit fantasizing we might lose the urge to meet up with them and then everybody would be happier, mate. The good lord or mother nature or whoever is responsible for the human condition put women on this earth to stir the pot and boil us up I think.

    Nice picture on the topic, Spawny. With a sweet little nurse like that, I think this digger would opt for #5, which ignores the wisdom of my previous paragraph, mate. I’m a victim of my own nature, my mates.

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  117. Spawny Get says:

    Carry on nursing, perhaps?

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  118. Spawny Get says:

    but let us not rush to judgement

    (from Carry on Nurse, as was the preceding one)

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  119. Moehau Man says:

    “Carry on nursing, perhaps?”
    Yes well, if they smell like pikelets, Yes.

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  120. Choicy says:

    Crikey Dick I agree with Moe. Pikelets or no pikelets count me in with a grin for me dinner.
    Even the matronly bosom of Hattie Jacques would be okay by me, the way I feel at the moment my mates.

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  121. Cill says:

    I’m interested to hear what Liz, or anyone familiar with the nursing profession, thinks of the first part of the post.

    When you come out she giggles and informs you that you’ve put it on back-to-front.

    “Here”, she says, as she efficiently disrobes and re-robes you so that the gown opens at the back instead of the front. During this process she touches your bare skin and your woody leaps forth like a spinnaker-boom shunting a jib.

    “We don’t bother tying it up at the back”, she jokes, “The nurses like to check out the buns.”

    The masturbation part was intended to be discrete but the first part I’ve just quoted was intended as in-your-face cheek. Was the first part over the top? What do you all think? What gives in your parts of the world?

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  122. Choicy says:

    Struth this post has put me in a good mood. I’m going to lay me head on the pillow and dream of the Drake sheila’s chest. I’ll see you in 24 approx, my mates.

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  123. Choicy says:

    Oh yeah I’m having a think about the post you suggested Spawny. Goodnight mates.

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  124. Spawny Get says:

    Just found out that nursey above was also in Goldfinger…yeah…that woman

    Drake has competition

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  125. Spawny Get says:

    Big Red loses the fright wig

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  126. Cill says:

    Big Red lost her dentures, by the look.

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  127. Spawny Get says:

    Rumours that many commies are joining Laba party in order to hijack it and drive it to the hard left proved to be groundless

    Reality divergent (even more than Dave’s Cuckservative Party) labia party loses election for being too far left…and…looks to be about to chose a superannuated class warrior to take it hard left…priceless.

    Have been thinking of joining (£3 to vote) to ensure that next General Election there’s a properly commie option. #ToriesForCorbyn

    Did this woman make the international news? Gordon Brownstain called her a bigot just for saying that maybe unlimited immigration wasn’t great for the locals. Sheeeee’s baa-aack….

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gordon-brown-bigot-oap-insists-6172567

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  128. Spawny Get says:

    Karen Straughan – On men, women and r/TheRedPill

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  129. Cill says:

    “Drake has competition”
    Gimme Drake. Actually, give me what’s-her-name the “Molly body-double” girl.

    “Did this woman make the international news?”

    Gillian Duffy… maybe there’s a vague memory…

    Anyway, I know who she is now. Does Jeremy Corbyn really echo Michael Foot? Foot was already outmoded before I was born.

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  130. Spawny Get says:

    Rumours are that they’re cut from the same cloth, but Foot was smarter…a lot smarter. Not that IQ matters very much when your thinking is delusional.

    I prefer Drake too. Can’t remember who latex totty was. Looked great as Lara Croft though. That I remember.

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  131. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It ios quiet. It may have something to d with the time of year. I can see saying that Cill. In the absence od Molly, I would think that things get very quiet, very fast.

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  132. Sumo says:

    Can’t remember who latex totty was.

    Fortunately for you, I have a fair bit of skill in investigating stuff.

    There you be.

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  133. Cill says:

    Time to declare a winner.

    Two say I would do #3

    Other suggestions:
    “Watch a Bear video the answer is”
    “Rise to the occasion one might”
    “I’m declaring that your wish be granted”
    “I refuse to answer on the grounds I might incriminate myself”
    “If I cruise over can I have a shot?”
    “put the cnoe in the river and keep padling past New Orleans.”
    “I think the old man got the better end of that deal”
    “Yoo-hoo I’m on my way!”
    ” you know where to send her. 😉 ”
    “you do have an interesting problem”
    “we have to have a bit of fantasy in our lives”
    “you could be right at the end of the day”
    “With a sweet little nurse like that, I think this digger would opt for #5”
    “Carry on nursing, perhaps?”
    “dream of the Drake sheila’s chest”
    “drive it to the hard left”
    [SG – ‘Not that’] “IQ matters very much when your thinking is delusional”
    “It may have something to d with the time of year”

    The correct answer was #3. Sumo and Tarn are joint winners.

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  134. Sumo says:

    Well…..yeah. The Mighty Sumo is usually right.

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  135. Cill says:

    You’ll have to split the codpiece and oblong rock between you.

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  136. molly says:

    Congrats to Sumo and Tarn, Yay! 🙂
    Is this the end of Cill’s mischief o0n the post? Do Leopards change their spots?
    Lol lol lol

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  137. Sumo says:

    I’ll take the codpiece. I’m sure Tarn will get more use of of the oblong rock. 😉

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  138. molly says:

    Sumo do Canadians sometimes say “of of” or it was a typo? 🙂

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  139. Sumo says:

    “Out of”. ‘Tis what I get for typing while eating a slice of pizza.

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  140. molly says:

    Well I’m off of to do some work.
    VAROOOOM!!!
    (Molly gone) 😀

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  141. Yoda says:

    New post there is.

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  142. Liz says:

    Still traveling and don’t have much time to read or post, but I wanted to briefly answer this bit:
    “I’m interested to hear what Liz, or anyone familiar with the nursing profession, thinks of the first part of the post.”

    That first part was unbelieveably unprofessional, Cill (as well as the rest).
    The commentary, the redressing, the whole thing. Unless the patient requires assistance with dressing (and I think it’s a safe assumption he (you?) didn’t since you put it on yourself the first time), it would be appropriate to say something along the lines of, “oops, that’s on backwards” and then leave the patient alone to adjust it his/herself.

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  143. Cill says:

    Thanks Liz. I’m relieved to know her behavior would not be acceptable everywhere.

    The patient was in hospital for an injury that didn’t impede his movements at all. The nurse did eye him up and down when she first saw him, and targeted him in a way. It was pretty obvious from her breezy demeanor that she had done it before and didn’t see anything wrong with it whatsoever. Par for the course, so to speak.

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