Taking Out the Garbage


Mrs. Yoda contacted me and asked if she could do another guest post.  “Of course”, I said.  So here it is,

Spouses many disappointments in your mind they do have.  But spouses not designed to be perfect they are.  Always issues there will be.  Understand that this is the way that it was meant to be one should.

Resentments at your spouse’s shortcomings not allowed to build up they should.  For are really short comings they are?  Or maybe unreasonable expectations they would be.  So for a contented life, by the side of the road resentment garbage one should dump.  And leave it there one should.  Do this regualrly otherwise unhappy you will be.  And unhappy your spouse will be.  And suffer your children will.  An easy choice this should be.

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99 comments on “Taking Out the Garbage
  1. Tarnished says:

    Correct.
    No man is perfect. No woman is perfect. If you’ve found someone who fulfills the majority of the traits you honestly hold dear and emulate, simply accept and smile about the minor traits that don’t. Be sure they do the same for you, and life will be amazing.

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  2. JDG says:

    As I recall, John MacArthur once wrote that an unwillingness to forgive is the most common reason for relationship failures.

    Of course one should also choose very wisely when selecting a possible mate to begin with. For example, I’m pretty sure that this woman:

    would not have been a good choice as a candidate for me. Way too many red flags to list here. When a woman who has obviously eaten too many sammiches won’t make you a sammich, you know that something is seriously wrong.

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  3. SFC Ton says:

    Like that fat bitch has ever waited long enough for.the sandwich to be constructed

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  4. Liz says:

    Lol!
    JDG that photo is hilarious! 😀
    Per the topic, yes.

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  5. Mrs. Yoda says:

    Cheerfully make sammiches I do.

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  6. Mrs. Yoda says:

    Wonder if woman in the picture likes the notoriety she does.

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  7. Mrs. Yoda says:

    If you’ve found someone who fulfills the majority of the traits you honestly hold dear and emulate, simply accept and smile about the minor traits that don’t.

    Wise this is.
    Yoda said the same thing he might.
    But differently say it he would.

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  8. Mrs. Yoda says:

    Wonder why sentient beings allow resentment to negatively affect their children I do.

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  9. Liz says:

    ‘Wonder if woman in the picture likes the notoriety she does.”

    Is it a popular picture? It looks like a parody.
    The only thing missing is the tee shirt sticking to her sweaty flesh folds with the caption “I’m a sexy bitch” (and maybe a propeller beanie).

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  10. Mrs. Yoda says:

    JDG that photo is hilarious! 😀
    Per the topic, yes.

    Much resentment she does have.
    And probably married she is not.
    Probably unlikely to it would seem

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  11. Mrs. Yoda says:

    JDG has the picture stored away just for occasions like this he does.

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  12. Liz says:

    I want to print it out and sell it as birth control. 😀

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  13. Mrs. Yoda says:

    I want to print it out and sell it as birth control. 😀

    More humane birth control than Planned Parenthood it would be.

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  14. Farm Boy says:

    It would seem that comments are closed at the Water Closet.

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  15. Liz says:

    Picture has this type of effect (watch the monkey!)

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  16. Yoda says:

    Bear hibernating in summer he is?

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  17. JDG says:

    I want to print it out and sell it as birth control.

    lol

    I don’t know if it’s a good thing or not, but I’ve laughed more reading the comments on this site than any where else these last few days.

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  18. Yoda says:


    but I’ve laughed more reading the comments on this site

    When one lives in a swamp,
    humor required it is.

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  19. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    “I want to print it out and sell it as birth control.”
    It would not surprise me if some of Betty Freidan’s adherants would object as she did to the concept of male birth control.
    In the meanwhile, sandwich girl, bad attitude she has. Live alone I reccommend.

    About the point of the original post, Mrs. Yoda has described what it takes to get to a mature relationship. Everyone has quirks. Long time marrieds see these as features, not bugs. I think it’s called acceptance.

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  20. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Sandwich girl should make more aandwiches for others and fewer for herself. This would be good all the way around.

    Kiz,
    Poor monkey!

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  21. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    JDG,
    I think there are more laughs here because, although it’s unstated, it is better to be silly than sad.

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  22. Yoda says:

    Bear in good mood after hibernation he is.

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  23. Yoda says:

    Everyone has quirks. Long time marrieds see these as features, not bugs.

    Much wisdom on this thread tonight there is.

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  24. Yoda says:

    Perhaps post filled with pictures of unattractive feminists we should have.
    Package it as male.birth control we should.
    Universities distribute the pictures they could.
    Make male students stare at the pix every morning they might.
    No more need for consent forms there would be.

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  25. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Yoda,
    That would be seen as cruel. Also, consider that there would be no false rape accusations while all men are running away from feminists screaming.

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  26. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    We’re overdue for a bear video. It’s been hot.

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  27. Spawny Get says:

    “I don’t know if it’s a good thing or not, but I’ve laughed more reading the comments on this site than any where else these last few days.”

    At this point, getting angry and staying angry will only achieve misery for us. I’m not going to pretend that things are great, but mockery and laughter are far better weapons against this lot than impotent anger. I think it’s healthy to keep a mostly positive attitude.

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  28. Spawny Get says:

    “Perhaps post filled with pictures of unattractive feminists we should have.”

    You’d miss out on the full horror of some.

    Take Laci Green (please), without the bandsaw chewing on plywood vocal qualities and dumb shit she spouts, she’s not the worst of women to look at.

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  29. Sumo says:

    No man is perfect.

    LIEZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You’ve “met” me, Tarn. You know better than to spew such falsehoods.

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  30. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Spawny Get,
    What is really dangerous about Laci Green is that she has great influence among thirteen to seventeen year old girls. Diana Davisson pointed this out.
    That being said, she is very generous with displays of cleavage.

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  31. Omg you guys! I can’t leave you alone in public!!! Lol. Good stuff 🙂

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  32. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    That is what happens to boys without female oversight. Next, we’ll be doing burping contests.

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  33. Spawny Get says:

    Sumo, you’re no man…you’re a legend.

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  34. Liz says:

    Mike just woke me up with a fart so loud it sounded like a fog horn.

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  35. Liz says:

    Other than that he is perfect!

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  36. Liz says:

    So, inquiring minds and all that…
    Do jedi knights fart midi-chlorians?
    (providing female oversight, one fart reference at a time) 😛

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  37. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Liz,
    I don’t think that you want to take it this far.

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  38. Liz says:

    LOL!
    OMG Fuzzie. 😛

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  39. Spawny Get says:

    “Mike just woke me up with a fart so loud it sounded like a fog horn.”

    Bet it didn’t smell like springtime like what yours do…allegedly

    it smell like a flower…

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  40. Liz says:

    Not only do I fart springtime, I fart melody!
    My farts are euphonious and gentle. Like a little ‘chirp’, from a baby bird.

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  41. Liz says:

    “Sump, you’re no man…you’re a legend.”

    Sump? That’s like a combination of Sumo and S’up? Typo or no, I’m totally using that from now on.
    -The Lizard

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  42. Spawny Get says:

    Curse you autocorrect

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  43. Yoda says:

    Live in a swamp I do.
    Much swamp gas there is.
    Like continual flatulance it would be.
    Get used to it one does.

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  44. Yoda says:

    This thread a “gas” it is.

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  45. Yoda says:

    Mike just woke me up with a fart so loud it sounded like a fog horn.

    Your resentment build it will not?

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  46. Yoda says:

    Do jedi knights fart midi-chlorians?

    Know of this I do not
    But Jar-Jar eats fermetable foods on purpose so his output does increase.
    Still annoying and unfunny he is.

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  47. Liz says:

    Yoda, I thank you for answering my question and NOT feeding me some hocus-pocus line like, “You don’t need to know I fart midi-chlorians.”

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  48. Yoda says:

    To be that swimming Bear fun it would

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  49. Yoda says:

    “A Bear fart in the woods he does”

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  50. Yoda says:

    “If a Bear farts in the woods, and nobody is there to hear it, did it really happen”

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  51. Yoda says:

    I thank you for answering my question and NOT feeding me some hocus-pocus line

    “Later in life” George Lucas I am not.

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  52. Liz says:

    Me: “Mike just woke me up with a fart so loud it sounded like a fog horn”
    Yoda: “Your resentment build it will not?”

    It was one of my more on-topic comments.
    For my first and only totes serious post of the day little things usually only become large issues if there is something else wrong. It’s not squeezing the toothpaste at the top or leaving the dirty underwear on the floor or farting (within reason I guess), really. People who value each other aren’t obsessed with petty trivium.

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  53. Liz says:

    I’ve used the example of me eating the peanut butter out of the ice cream before. Mike thinks it’s adorable. If he didn’t like me and wasn’t attracted to me he’d think, “Fat bitch ate the peanut butter…why don’t you buy your own?”
    I find his farts funny. In fact, it was my own laughter that got me out of bed last night…I couldn’t stop.

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  54. Liz says:

    Just to add, looking back at Mike’s ex, pretty much everything he did pissed her off. She didnt’ find his jokes funny (he’s like the most clever, funny human on earth she was simply a humorless stupid crack), and would hang her mouth open kind of like Red in an expression of contempt.

    Strangely, this is the same person who grabbed his leg and made him drag her down the hall as he tried to get away when he broke up with her. She didn’t value him. And she never would. Of course this rubbed off on him and he started to resent her too. I do about a hundred things on a regular basis that he says he finds adorable that would irritate the heck out of him if she had done them. But I value him and make him happy (and vice versa).

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  55. Spawny Get says:

    “he’s like the most clever, funny human on earth”

    That’s a mighty big claim round these here parts, Missy

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  56. Spawny Get says:

    Friday evening (near enough) here

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  57. Spawny Get says:

    Science lesson for Cill

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  58. Liz says:

    Hee hee Cheers Mr Swithy! 🙂

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  59. Spawny Get says:

    If you’re looking for some surprisingly funny comedy without…huge amounts…of smut
    http://www.amazon.com/Father-Ted-Complete-Dermot-Morgan/dp/B00005A1SY

    Ahh…go on…go on…go on…go on…go on…go on

    Might work for you

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  60. Padawan says:

    Nobody? Wot NOBODY?
    (Yoda asked “If a Bear farts in the woods, and nobody is there to hear it, did it really happen”)
    (by Padawan, Blog Laureate 2014 – ?)

    The bear wasn’t there? Did the bear disappear?
    Did he vaporize into thin air?
    What kind of fart could build the head start
    To “Off” a flaming great bear?

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  61. Spawny Get says:

    I’m not sure that a festival featuring a ‘freak pointing’ stall is very PC at all

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  62. Liz says:

    Anything with this type of caption, I must share:

    Congressional Couches Test Positive for Toxic Retardant.
    http://blogs.rollcall.com/hill-blotter/congressional-couches-test-positive-for-toxic-retardant/?dcz=

    That’s all for now. Have a great day folks…

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  63. Padawan says:

    “If a Bear farts in the woods, and nobody is there to hear it, did it really happen” (by Padawan, Blog Laureate 2014 – ?)

    How long was the fart, when did it start
    To blast the bear’s atoms apart?
    Did the bear feel fear, have time for a prayer
    ‘Twixt the start and the end of his fart?

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  64. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Yoda,
    That we fart in the woods is far better than farting over at your house. Uh oh, someone did. That explains why you’re so green.

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  65. Yoda says:

    .That explains why you’re so green.

    Perhaps because in the swamp I do live

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  66. Cillhouette says:

    Just a quickie:-
    Methinks the fart is the box and the bear is Schrödinger’s cat!
    🙂

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  67. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    meow.

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  68. Yoda says:

    Bear methane ignited how it was?

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  69. Yoda says:

    humorless stupid crack

    A “crack” be what it would be?

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  70. JDG says:

    – If a Bear farts in the woods, and nobody is there to hear it, did it really happen?

    – Methinks the fart is the box and the bear is Schrödinger’s cat!

    No, the cat farted while in Schrödinger’s box which caused the poison to turn into a radioactive deterrent. This caused the hammer to fall over and break open the box, which startled the bear causing him to also fart. So I think the cat heard the bear’s fart, therefore the fart DID happen.

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  71. JDG says:

    A “crack” be what it would be?

    To show or not to show?

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  72. Padawan says:

    .
    The Bear Was There Yet Not (by Padawan, Blog Laureate 2014 – ?)

    The issue is not with the cat,
    The issue is how is it that:
    If the bear wasn’t there when his fart cleft the air
    O where in hell was Bear at?

    Now let me give Yoda his due,
    A turd’s not a person, it’s true.
    It’s clear that the bear, without enough care,
    Let rip and then followed through.

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  73. Yoda says:

    People who value each other aren’t obsessed with petty trivium.

    Obvious this would be.
    See it many people can not.

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  74. Yoda says:

    pretty much everything he did pissed her off

    Seen this in action I have.
    Ludicrous it usually is.
    People almost never as bad as claimed.
    Yet shift the blame they must

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  75. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Reading Yoda’s comment at 10:08pm makes me realize that Mike was fortunate that Liz came along whn she did. Girlfriends and wives that reinforce sanity are good to have around. Very few of us are fortunate in that regard.

    Now please, enough scatological references to bears.

    Jdg,
    I don’t know if that is evidence of too many sndwichhes or not enough for that Wal-Mart shopper.

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  76. Liz says:

    Thanks fuzzie I would like to think so of course (that mike was lucky I came along). Depends on one’s point of view of course. It was definitely easy to dig my kitty claws in there. 🙂
    She set a low bar. He definitely wasn’t interested in any LTR again for a long long while after that, but then I came along and voila. That wasthe one his mother wanted him to marry though.

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  77. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Liz,
    You would think that it would be a forgone conclusion that supporting each other’s sanity would be standard. Sadly, it’sn tot.

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  78. Choicy says:

    “Now please, enough scatological references to bears”
    Hell some of us don’t have prissy standards, mate. I’m off to do real work amongst real shit for the rest of the day.

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  79. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Choicy,
    It’s not so much that we’re dealing with a topic in general but about me personally.
    Smaller version of previous bear engaged in a wholesome pursuit.

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  80. Farm Boy says:

    The posting pace that I have been keeping has been a bit much. I will slow down to three posts per week. I am thinking of publishing them early Monday’s, Wednesday’s, and Friday’s Patriarch time. It would be great if other people post.

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  81. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Farm Boy,
    We have become too dependent on you. Thank you for bringing us to this point.
    I wounder if a bear video could be the springboard for a thread?

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  82. Farm Boy says:

    Perhaps the bear could write occasionally.

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  83. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Farm Boy,
    I am not sure if humans can relate to the bear experience. For instance, boy bear meets girl bear and it’s hearts and flowers for a little while. Then, she takes off and I don’t see her for at least three years while she raises the cubs. Not even a fostcard. She comes around againm the cycle repeats, and I’m lonely again.
    It’s kind of like she wants me for only one thing.
    That would not flky too well with humans in a post.

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  84. molly says:

    Fuzzie Hi! and goodbye from Molly me! (I must dash) 🙂

    P.S. can you see smilies yet
    🌯
    🌯
    🌯
    🌯
    🐻

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  85. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Molly,
    It is always good to hear from ou. I can’t see the smileys. *sad face* 🌯 🌯 🌯 🐻 🙄 Can you see mine?

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  86. molly says:

    I see yours to me 🙂 Look in your Chrome browser to see mine!

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  87. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    Molly,
    I went to Chrome and they were all there. Yummy burritos, one for each paw! I am going to have to go to Chrome. Youtube is putting up banner warnings about not supporting “outdated” browsers. I am running IE( and it can’t be updated.
    Grrr

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  88. Yoda says:

    Bears gotta eat they do

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  89. Choicy says:

    “It’s not so much that we’re dealing with a topic in general but about me personally”

    There was nothing personal in it, Fuzzie. FYI Cillo has been toying with getting rid of Padawan because he’s too much work and not enough return. My mate Cillo is pragmatic to the core, mate. Anyways I think the way he solved the riddle was bloody funny if you ask me. Something could be there and yet not there to hear, by changing into an unhearing form post follow-through. The turd wasn’t you, mate. Kiwi humor isn’t like that. Let’s put it behind us (no pun intended at all and nothing personal matey).

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  90. Spawny Get says:

    Spawny edumacates

    “Let rip and then followed through.”

    This is called ‘sharting’

    I won’t, in this case, elucidate as we could have an explosion.

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  91. Choicy says:

    Shit I’ll rememeber “sharting” mate. I’ll store it away in the old coconut to *trot* out when the time is right. On that note I’ll wish you goodnight my mates.

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  92. Spawny Get says:

    Hey Choicy, can we tempt you into a quick note of any reflections you have on your PPP adventures? On your next trip to Tracy Cill Island, do you intend to repeat the experience?

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  93. Spawny Get says:

    Old Spawny saying
    ‘Better to live in the dark than to light a shart of unknown size’

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  94. Cill says:

    Yo Choicy choice!

    Good idea Spawny mate. I think we might have missed him. I’ll speak to him about it. Meanwhile I’ve got a post brewing up. A weakender, if you will.

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  95. Spawny Get says:

    Sounds cool, Cill. Let ‘er rip whenever you think it’s ready to ripe for unleashing

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  96. Spawny Get says:

    ‘Weakender’? You’re selling yourself short, I reckon you can clear a room…a banqueting hall

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  97. Cill says:

    I let rip with a new post.

    Liked by 1 person

  98. Spawny Get says:

    I felt the reverberations. I lit a bunch of matches.

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  99. Cill says:

    A thousand Likes, mate.

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