Foolish Friday


Today’s mission is to imagine yourself as a white male who is attending a garden variety university.  There are some cute chicks of the Social Justice Warrior (SJW) variety.  In fact there are plenty of them, as this is what universities do, generate these types.  You want to get in good with them.  What is your approach?  Be creative. Be fun.

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  1. SFC Ton says:

    Nope they are the biggest sluts around and respond well to straight up hard core non pc/ bad boy game. Chauvinism makes them wet

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  2. Farm Boy says:

    Ton, the idea is to parody the male version of the SJW species.

    It is not meant to be serious, but fun. So let your inner SJW come through.

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  3. Farm Boy says:

    “Come to my room and we will do the Che Che”

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  4. Farm Boy says:

    “You be the people, and I will be Wall Street”

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  5. theasdgamer says:

    Doesn’t a parody imply that SJW manginas are somehow respectable?

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  6. SFC Ton says:

    My inner what the fu…..

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  7. Liz says:

    Start a chant:
    Ho Chi Min! Ho Chi Min!
    Fight to win!

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  8. Liz says:

    Refer to everyone non-manginas as ‘plebs’.

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  9. Liz says:

    …only behind their backs of course.

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  10. Farm Boy says:

    “Ho Chi Minh,
    Ho Chi Minh
    Let Me In
    Gotta Sin”

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  11. Cill says:

    Telling a man he has an inner SJW is like telling him he’s got an inner pouff.

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  12. Cill says:

    You want to get in good with them. What is your approach? Be creative. Be fun.

    “Hey hoe, do you fuck?”

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  13. Farm Boy says:

    Telling a man he has an inner SJW is like telling him he’s got an inner pouff.

    It was Ton-Bait. And it worked. Gotta get the thread going somehow.

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  14. Farm Boy says:

    “Hey hoe, do you fuck?”

    You must have seen this picture.

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  15. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    I am in a foul mood and I think it’s been the last series of posts. In this one, the idea of feeding SJWs it tantamount to aiding and abetting. They want to be LUGs, lesbian until graduation. I am fine with that. Heck, they can be LAGs , after, too!

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  16. Farm Boy says:

    I am in a foul mood and I think it’s been the last series of posts

    I am sorry to hear t that Fuzzie. What would cheer you up?

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  17. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    We need a collective solution. Game will work on an individual basis but, it doesn’t go to the heart of it. I saw this recently

    I don’t think a whole lot of men have to die but, women will change their tune if they see scarcity.

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  18. Yoda says:

    “Once green you go,
    You just gotta get mo”

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  19. Yoda says:

    “Ever do it with a little green man you have?”

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  20. Sumo says:

    “In the spirit of equality, I’ll let you be on top.”

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  21. Farm Boy says:

    “Mini-me needs some Social Justice. RIGHT NOW”

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  22. Farm Boy says:

    “If we put our minds to it, and concentrate real hard, we can create a future President”

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  23. Farm Boy says:

    “Those soldiers are wearing high heels. What wimps. Hey, how about me”?

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  24. Farm Boy says:

    “Let’s both sign this consent form. Then we will have true equality”

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  25. M says:

    “That dress makes you look slender and sexy. More cake?”

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  26. Farm Boy says:

    We need a collective solution

    All right Fuzzie Bear, I will work on a post for that.

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  27. Farm Boy says:

    “I am happy to see you, or can’t you tell?”

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  28. Choicy says:

    “Are you by any chance a chicken farmer? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock”

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  29. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    “It mayy be that the chicken is the wisest of animals. For she only cackles once the egg has been laid.” -Abraham Lincoln

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  30. Choicy says:

    Hey sheila do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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  31. Choicy says:

    Hello M, how are you mate? Is your big mate around?

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  32. M says:

    I’m fine, Choicy. Our big friend is toiling outside as per usual. Would you like me to give him a cooey?

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  33. Choicy says:

    No. Let him finish. I know what it’s like. How are the olds?

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  34. M says:

    Oh the usual old merry go round. Mum worries about Dad who won’t slow down. It would be great if you could pay them a call, Choicy Choice. They would love it if you turned up. 🙂 Dad would love the excuse to open the Scotch!

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  35. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Smart human assisting Mama Bear.

    Seeing that made me feel better.

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  36. Choicy says:

    I simply must catch up with your olds again. Another good idea, it would be great if you two came over here some time.

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  37. Choicy says:

    Any time you’re over this way M, just drop in. I’d love to see you.

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  38. Cill says:

    Choicy mate!

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  39. Choicy says:

    Cillo mate, it’s time to have a shower then sit down on a rocking chair with a schooner of Fosters. You deserve it after a day of hard yakka mate. I know what it’s like at the end of the day so sit down and put your feet up.

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  40. Cill says:

    Done that, Choicy. Me showered, Dog fed, Horse stabled (for a wild night), sheep sheltered, ducks quartered, hay dry, boats docked, larders full, surveillance working, monitors blinking, Scotch topped, shot glass shotted, at the lips, ready to relax at your signal mate…

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  41. Choicy says:

    Cheers mate

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  42. Cill says:

    I hope you’re holding a schooner to your lips mate because I’m not waiting. Cheers!

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  43. Spawny Get says:

    Tell some daft bint (the agony of choice) you thought you were gay, but perhaps for the right strong empowered woman you might be bi. So in the interests of social science (piss be upon it) why don’t xe and xou head behind the ethnic-peace-bicycle-sheds?

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  44. Choicy says:

    Mate, I’m sitting here thinking we’re the only people here on the internet as we speak. Big feels small.

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  45. SFC Ton says:

    Bad Sumo, BAD! Never let them on top. Next thing you know they’ll want to drive cars, vote and work outside the home.

    Bummer Fuzzie, but here’s the deal, no matter how foul the mood, there is little to nothing you can do to change things, do what you can where you but otherwise, maintain your frame. No matter how unfair or out of balance shit gets, the sun will rise and set, the birds will still sing in the morning, fish are going to jump, the corn will grow, those singing birds will steal your blackberries and life goes on with much left over to enjoy, appreciate and love

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  46. Yoda says:

    the sun will rise and set, the birds will still sing in the morning, fish are going to jump, the corn will grow, those singing birds will steal your blackberries and life goes on

    And friends here you do have.

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  47. Yoda says:

    Black sociology professor Saida Grundy, who completed her doctorate at the University of Michigan last year, had declared on her now-private Twitter account that “white masculinity is THE problem for America’s colleges.”

    Perhaps University of Michigan ashamed they should be.
    Perhaps a lack of critical thinking skills a bigger problem it is.

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  48. I have been trying to think of what a guy in this situation might say, and am at a loss for words! I can see why it would be so difficult for young men to approach a sjw minded gal. Not approaching her seems a lot safer!

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  49. Spawny Get says:

    Somewhat controversial theory…maybe?

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  50. missattempts says:

    There are three (And ONLY three) kinds of people:
    Super Sickie, Common Sickie, and Awakened Person.
    Super Sickie would be the Dark Triad types you spoke of the other day, possibly
    10% of the population. They are impervious to pain, and haven’t a trace of empathy.
    Why change a good thing? It’s always the other person’s fault.
    Common Sickies comprise 89% of the population. It’s almost garanteed that a person
    is going to be born a Common Sickie. It’s a by product of the ego. The ego is the
    cup that get’s filled up with false information about our identity. We take it for reality
    and feel we must fight to protect it. It is NOT real, but we just can’t see it.
    Another term for ego would be “reactionary mind.” A girl frowns at me, so that means
    ALL women are bitches. Kill them all.
    A Common Sickie CAN be helped, but he must retrain his mind, and wake up.
    How? By ridding himself of his ego. He must learn that with the exception of his
    physical survival, the negative reaction is in his OWN mind.
    Is a soccer game worth ANYONE’S life? Two teams wearing different colored
    uniforms trying to attain the same objective.
    The world is unitary. Division exists only in the mind. The sexes should NOT be
    divided. Whatever is GENUINELLY good for one person is good for another.
    Exploiting and harming another person rebounds back on the exploiter.
    The sole way to wake up is through SELF OBSERVATION. Observe EVERY
    thought in a non-judgemental way. The negativity is NOT “out there,” it is in
    your mind, that’s why people have varying reactions to the same outcome.
    Why should people cheer for one side, and boo the other side? BRAINWASHING
    that’s all.
    WANTING is the cause of misery. Getting is also a cause of misery.
    Did Oscar Wilde say: “There are only two forms of misery. Wanting something, and
    getting what you want.”

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  51. Liz says:

    “Somewhat controversial theory…maybe?”

    Well….Steve Jobs does credit a lot of his success to LSD. Maybe using controlled substances unlocks genius!
    Because yes, yes we are….

    I must say though, this guy is obviously high as…well, our GPS satellites are looking up at this dude.

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  52. theasdgamer says:

    Training a b1tch today. Sent her a text:

    “Hi XXXX…some admin before the party…flaking and lying are unacceptable…idc about weightlifter meetups…I lift at home plenty.”

    She’s banging a weightlifter.

    She replied with a couple of texts a couple of minutes later. Haven’t even read them.

    I’ve been waaay too nice lately. A woman replaced another woman with herself last night as my dance partner. Bad behavior. I didn’t dance with her at all last night.

    Another woman was sweet and asked me to save her a dance. She’s moving out of town. I stayed just long enough to dance once with her.

    Another woman refused me a dance on a bogus pretext. She’s on my ignore list.

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  53. Spawny Get says:

    dit…dit…dit…dah…dah…dit…dit…dah…dit…dah…

    BREAKING NEWS

    blah..bla…blah…di..blah…bla

    Campaign #VoteUpChuk is cancelled.

    The man described as the UK o’Blimey…!…within a week of declaring himself as a contender as MiliEd’s replacement…brace yourselves…he’s dropped out because everyone’s a meany.

    Lefties say it’s sad that a man of such little spine finds it uncomfortable to run for leader of the new zombie party (Limp Dims having received the coup de grace last week) Labour.

    Sane people think…if that’s how weak his character is…glad he’s gone.

    Chukus YaMoney yesterday. Picture taken just before spinal collapse.

    dit…dit…dah…dah…dit…dah…dit…dah…dit…dah…

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  54. Spawny Get says:

    Rizzle Dizzle in an earlier form; ‘Snake Pliskinist’ takes the proverbial out of those pesky dimwi…err…dames

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  55. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda and Bloom,
    If male Congressmen are not allowed to protect themselves from false sex harrassment allegations for reasons outlined as discrimination, what are we to do? Something like this could go all the way to the nine wise men on the other side of the building.
    This is starting to get a little deep and we need to send them shovels.

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  56. If female staffers feel slighted, perhaps they should work for a female congress woman? I think it is wise for those guys to make sure allegations can’t be made. I don’t see that as discrimination, more like self protection!

    Those staffers are waaaas babies, maybe they should be great full they are working with someone who doesn’t want to take advantage! They could be playing hide the cigar w Mr. Bil!!

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  57. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Bloom,
    What gets to me is that it will be seen that loss of opportunity will count for more than the ability of people to protect themselves from ruin.

    Somebody powerful want to rewrite law. I am getting tired of this.
    http://www.cotwa.info/2015/05/the-most-prestigious-legal-body-in.html

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  58. theasdgamer says:

    Oh, as regards the previously-mentioned texts, I expect that they will be either:

    1) ask for more detail, with the plan to deny the bad behavior or

    2) reframe the bad behavior as somehow my fault.

    I’ll keep them around for a post-mortem.

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  59. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Very recently, Aaron Clarey wrote a post that also ran on RoK about how the new Mad Max film is overtly feminist and men shouldn’t see it.
    Roosh has a follow up post today. Our little corner of the internet is getting some notice.
    http://www.returnofkings.com/63711/our-call-to-boycott-mad-max-movie-spurs-avalanche-of-mainstream-media-anger#!
    It will be interesting to see how well the film does this weekend as it is its first.

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  60. Very interesting. Not a film that I’ll be paying to see. Sounds like a right load of femtripe.

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  61. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    Eve Ensler, author of the Vagina Monologues, was consulted.
    There is a silver lining in all this. Come Sunday, when all the weekend recipts are in, we’ll know if we have any collective power.

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  62. SFC Ton says:

    Right load of femtripe….

    Sounds like pretty much every movie around

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  63. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    SfcTon,
    It’s pretty awful when Monty Python knows more about how the Roman legions were equipped and dressed than Hollywood.
    Thanks for the good wishes yesterday.

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  64. Farm Boy says:

    How could a Mad Max movie be feminist?

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  65. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    Here is Aaron Clarey’s original article.
    http://www.returnofkings.com/63036/why-you-should-not-go-see-mad-max-feminist-road#!
    Here is his video response

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  66. Yoda says:

    A feminist Mad Max inconceivable it is.
    A sign of the Apocalypse it is?
    Glad to be on Degoba I am.

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  67. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    If what Aaron Clarey had to say made a measurable difference in ticket sales, I would say that we have reached a milestone. What we say has to be noticed for we have financial clout.

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  68. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    In my paresnt ‘ time, it was said that here are no aithiests in foxholes. I would add that there are no feminists either.
    Safe on Degoba you are.

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  69. Farm Boy says:

    I was going to see it, but now I am not.

    Mad Maxine.

    At least with Tomb Raider, we knew what we were getting.

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  70. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    I remember Lara Croft. She looked real good but there was no room for romance in her life.

    I can see the need to appeal to both men and women but, there is a limit.

    Curiously, AVfM has taken this up as well.

    Personally, I am lookin forward to Ted 2. 😉

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  71. Spawny Get says:

    “Right load of femtripe….

    Sounds like pretty much every movie around”

    Rewatched ‘Master and Commander’ the other night. Great male film.

    ‘Battle of Britain’

    ‘Zulu’

    ‘Mad Max II’

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  72. Spawny Get says:

    Watched the original ‘House of cards’ two nights ago. Whoa! A lot less funny than I expected, but dark. The impact of the ending, cool.

    Watched ‘To play the King’ last night. Very thinly veiled drama about Prince Charles (Diana and Fergie) vs Francis Urquehart (representing the Thatcherite Tories in power). Amusingly, IRL, we’ve just had a batch of Chuckles’ letters to politicians through the years, released. There was a great legal battle to keep them private. The actual contents were not really very extreme…he’s a woolly liberal hippy type stuff.

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  73. Liz says:

    “There is a silver lining in all this. Come Sunday, when all the weekend recipts are in, we’ll know if we have any collective power.”

    I wouldn’t use that as a baseline, Fuzzie.
    Look at how well Michael Moore movies do (in spite of the collective power of the opposition, which is pretty formidable actually). At any rate, please don’t let it get you down if the movie does well. The stupid, it hurts. There’s just too much.

    To quote Steve Jobs:
    “When you’re young, you look at television and think, There’s a
    conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But
    when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks
    are in business to give people exactly what they want. That’s a far
    more depressing thought. Conspiracy is optimistic! You can shoot
    the bastards! We can have a revolution! But the networks are really
    in business to give people what they want. It’s the truth.”

    I prefer to look at things like Protein world’s success (think they made record profits in the days following the protests, as the citizenry protested the protest) and feel a little bit better about our world.

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  74. Liz says:

    “You want to get in good with them. What is your approach? Be creative. Be fun.”

    Here’s a Buddah I’ve made with my 3-D printer.
    You can put it on your desk during tests and rub the belly for luck.
    It’s blue, to match your eyes babe.

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  75. Liz says:

    “I prefer to look at things like Protein world’s success (think they made record profits in the days following the protests, as the citizenry protested the protest) and feel a little bit better about our world.”

    Just to add…
    I like the glass is part-full approach. Even if it’s not half, even if it’s just a fifth full, or a tenth.

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  76. SFC Ton says:

    Fuzzie don’t give this shit so much power over your life. It ain’t good for your soul

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  77. Yoda says:

    Here’s a Buddah I’ve made with my 3-D printer.

    “Can print anything in any size I can.
    Custom fit capability I do have.”

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  78. Yoda says:

    “Take measurements I might”?

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  79. Yoda says:

    Prince Chuck really as dumb as he seems?

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  80. Yoda says:

    Fuzzie don’t give this shit so much power over your life. It ain’t good for your soul

    Bears should do what bears best they do.
    Eat that would be.

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  81. Spawny Get says:

    The family has never been promoted as nascent rocket scientists. I doubt that adding Diana into the mix helped much. Don’t know about the father of the half-blood prince.

    The other problem is that if one is surrounded by brown-nosers that never tell one when one is wrong…one might come to the conclusion that one is always right.

    The tv show (made in 90 or 91) commented that it was a bit rich that a guy with three Bentleys was going around lecturing about social division….IRL nowadays Chuckles flies himself and his team around the world in a private/rented airliner to proselytise the green way of life. He has an Aston Martin that he runs on green fuel extracted from wine iirc. Irony must be lost on the man!

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  82. theasdgamer says:

    Men and their idealistic love.

    Lavish that love on old dogs, children, unicorns, guns, and things that are fast, dangerous, and fun. Fakk women.

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  83. theasdgamer says:

    For Fuzzy:

    Lots of stuff to enjoy that doesn’t require women:

    Sunshine, cool breeze, birds singing, crickets chirping, frogs croaking, stream gurgling, river rushing, wildflowers, green meadows, forests, going fast down country roads with air blowing past you, dogs, guns, bows, bikes, booze.

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  84. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    Strong with the apex fallacy that one is.
    When I was doing online dating, I made a freind of a gal from New York. She had a son living on Manhattan that had gone on two hundred firsts dates.
    No connection.
    This has to be mathematically impossible. According to his Mom, there is nothing wrong with him.

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  85. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    SfcTon, GAmer, Liz,
    Thanks for the moral suppoet.
    I think it’s going to rain all weekend. Lots of documentaries and movies on youtube.

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  86. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    I like the one with the sheep in the foreground and the smiling cloud. No problem with recognition there. Perhaps I have a prejudice. Coming from California, putting animals on flags seems like a good idea.

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  87. Spawny Get says:

    Good call, Fuzzie. Our antipodean friends could pass them out as paint by numbers kits. Save a bit of cash over the change of flag. Cill had a bit of luck as an artist there. His best work, actually.

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  88. Spawny Get says:

    My favourite (with a little tweaking towards feminism) is the top right one in my first comment.

    Feminist Republic of Kiwistan…summat like that. Perhaps some PPPs proudly parading, perambulating on precipitously power-heeled pumps?

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  89. What does that green face come from? I think I’ve seen it a few times lately, but can’t remember where.

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