Cutting Off Sex Despite Their Desire


Commenter Fuzzie Wuzzie recently stated,

This business about withholding sex is not universal worldwide. At another blog, commenter Imanobody, from Central America, asked married women if they do that. They responded in the negative. It would be against their interests, they like sex.

So why does this happen in developed countries?  Here are some possibilities,

1.  Husband and wife are just “less close” because survival is not really an issue.

2.  There are more distractions available, and women apparently are easily distracted.

3.  A woman isn’t really so dependent on a man (because of alimony, child support, welfare), and consequently is less attracted to him.

4.  Feminism encourages women to be rotten to everybody (including other women) who do not give them tingles.

5.  In less developed countries, attempts at female manipulation are slapped down when they are girls, and consequently the behavior does not develop.

6.  Because such behavior works well (in the short term, but never in the long) in developed countries with respect to getting what they want, while it does not in less developed countries.

7.   Women from developed countries have been Oprahfied, a process similar to eating lead based paint chips with respect to development of the brain.

Please feel free to add more.  An analysis of this behavior reveals that it may have some short term affects that women consider to be positive, but the side effects can be bad, and the long term affects disastrous.

So here is today’s contest.  Write a modern “drug commercial” for this behavior.  Make sure the side effects and long term effects are all there.  Then consider if women should take said “drug”.

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Commenter Fuzzie Wuzzie in a happy mood because he is about to feast on corn on the cob.

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137 comments on “Cutting Off Sex Despite Their Desire
  1. too late for comment tonight, but is the mindset of women / lefties as exemplified here, part of the problem?
    http://blog.practicalethics.ox.ac.uk/2015/05/if-youre-a-conservative-im-not-your-friend/
    c.f.
    An inability to see that hubby might have reason to disagree with her entitled views. Instead of asking what those reasons might be, she just thinks he’s a monster just for disagreeing. All her upbringing says men are rubbish and women are brilliant. And feelings outweigh logic and reason.

    That bubble of solipsism will likely remain unpopped until it’s time to get the cats in.

    —-

    We’ve had demonstrations by lefties because they can’t conceive that they lost in a fair and open democratic election. I think it’s a form of mental condition. A complete inability to allow others to have divergent opinions.

    Righties can see the infantile attraction of Marxism. Everything fair for everyone. They’re just mature enough to know that it never works in practice, because it completely fails to account for human nature.

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  2. Yoda says:

    They’re just mature enough to know that it never works in practice, because it completely fails to account for human nature.

    Agree more one cannot.
    A future post on human nature forthcoming it will be.

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  3. Enough to make you want to hoist the black flag
    http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/05/05/09/44/bedtime-reading-could-disadvantage-other-children-academic-says

    Remember mummy and daddy, read your kids bedtime stories. It really helps them

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  4. Yoda says:

    True it is.
    Communism’s goal to drag people down it would be.
    Raise people up is its goal not.

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  5. SFC Ton says:

    It happens in the undeveloped world too. Women rarely own up to their bullshit but even dudes in the moslem world bitch about wives not putting out.

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  6. Tarnished says:

    What I hear from my friends and acquaintances tends to be thus:

    1. Wife/gf is too tired for sex to occur.

    2. Wife/gf has no active libido and doesn’t see it as a problem.

    3. Wife/gf sees it as just another chore to do, and does not want to participate whatsoever.

    4. Wife/gf constantly has something else to do instead of have sex. See here for common excuses a la Spreadsheet Husband

    As Liz (I believe) pointed out previously, it is possible for one or both partners to be too tired or busy for sex. Hell, I’ve gotten that reasoning from my FwB on more than one occasion…either that or I wasn’t available since, y’know, working long hours (which I normally enjoy because I like my job, but sucks that I missed sex due to it). But how one can not only deny your supposedly beloved husband/boyfriend sex, but also yourself is still beyond my comprehension. For crying out loud…it’s SEX.

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  7. Farm Boy says:

    Here is an example of the kind of prescription drug commercial I am thinking about

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  8. Farm Boy says:

    It seems that Fuzzie Bear is running for President,

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  9. Sumo says:

    Enough to make you want to hoist the black flag
    http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/05/05/09/44/bedtime-reading-could-disadvantage-other-children-academic-says

    Remember mummy and daddy, read your kids bedtime stories. It really helps them

    Wow. Just…..wow. If there were any SumoSpawn running around, I’d make a point of reading them bedtime stories in order to explicitly “disadvantage” the kids of lazy-ass lefties.

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  10. theasdgamer says:

    asked married women if they do that (i.e., deny sex to their husbands). They responded in the negative.

    Because, you know, we should believe what women say, not what they do.

    Some of you all are still very deep into the Blue Pill.

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  11. theasdgamer says:

    Wife/gf constantly has something else to do instead of have sex.

    Mrs. Gamer keeps herself busy all the time. If I accepted this excuse, we’d never have sex, lol.

    There are solutions to this problem, boys and girls. I interrupt Mrs. Gamer’s morning sleep at Oh-Dark-Thirty. Other times, I tell her to rearrange her plans after I flirt with her a bit. Like when she was talking about working on her posture and I told her to set her posterior down on my leg. She was an obedient wife, heh.

    I have to say, Mrs. Gamer seems to have a lot more energy and be healthier when we are having frequent sex (every day or two) than otherwise. Requires going bareback, of course, but I hardly have done it any other way.

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  12. theasdgamer says:

    I think that part of the problem may be that husbands expect wives to be on about sex like the men are. Women don’t work that way. Men are on all the time, pretty much. Women require a kick-start to get their libido going, unless they’ve had a bolus of testosterone from estrus.

    A man kick-starts a woman’s libido by flirting with her. Push-pull, negs, etc. Game. Women want to know that their man wants them intensely. So, women may resist initially to test the man’s desire. This is girls’ Game. It is biological and healthy. Not evil or b1tchy. Men, deal with the way that girls are wired. Don’t hesitate to be insistent and forceful. Girls like that. Fuzzy, you may have to grizzly up.

    Hope this helps some of you.

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  13. theasdgamer says:

    Did I mention that girls tend to like me? A lot? I guarantee you that I don’t have movie star good looks like Tom Cruise, boys and girls. More like Liam Neeson. Good thing Mrs. Gamer likes Liam. She really likes Robert Downey Jr. and Jim Caviezel, though. I rate higher on manly looks than either Downey or Caviezel, though, per Mrs. Gamer.

    Reminds me, last Sat. there was this pretty college-age blonde lasering me continuously (as opposed to continually) as we danced–twice. She had a hunk of a boyfriend there who couldn’t dance well and I didn’t dance with blondie until the end of the night. She was quick to accept my invitations to dance with enthusiasm. Not a great dancer, but who cares, lol. Now I need to come up with something fun to say when a girl is lasering me during a dance.

    Please vote for your favorite:

    1) Is it my movie star good looks, darlin’?

    2) Is it the d1ck growing out of my forehead?

    3) I’m in love with me, too, Babydoll.

    4) I remind you of Gene Kelly, don’t I?

    5) So, how many times have you thought about kissing me?

    6) Are you planning to ravish me right here on the dance floor?

    7) Is it someday and am I your prince?

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  14. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Caught on film.

    Farm Boy,
    I don’t think it would be a good idea for a bear to be President. Presidents have to be able to talk.

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  15. Farm Boy says:

    Presidents have to be able to talk.

    That is why you would be perfect for the job. The best of two worlds.

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  16. Farm Boy says:

    Fuzzie Bear,

    Why don’t you use that bear picture as your avatar?

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  17. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    That is a great bear photo. I was thinking of posing a a teddy bear with a miniature old school computer. However, to do any of this, I have to set up lots of things.

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  18. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    To answer the original post, this is about cancelling the last big incentive for men in Marriage 2.0. Men hand over their committment and women retain the power of being sexual gatekeeper. Thee is a problem. With committment, wifey is the sole source for sex.
    When it gets out that this is cutting as deep as I think it is, Marriage 2.0 will not just be a tough sell, it will be unsaleable.

    Gamer,
    I think that you are fortunate to have Mrs. Gamer. Not all men are as fortunate.

    Last night, I saw an interview with Joe Rogan. He has to come up with $17k CND every moth in child support for a wife that had sex with him once a year.

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  19. Farm Boy says:

    Men hand over their commitment and women retain the power of being sexual gatekeeper. There is a problem. With commitment, wifey is the sole source for sex.

    Depending on your perspective, this a feature and not a bug.
    Oddly enough, people cannot see the problem here.

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  20. Tarnished says:

    With committment, wifey is the sole source for sex.

    Is this why many married women think of the porn their husbands watch as a type of cyber cheating? Interesting that there isn’t even another flesh-and-blood woman around, yet they still get pissed about him getting off by watching an activity he’d prefer doing with her in the first place.

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  21. Tarnished says:

    Asdgamer,

    What is “lasering”? 😕

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  22. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Tarn,
    They do see it as cheating. While the man is not engaging with another woman, he has found a substitute. Curiously, most clergy will side with the woman on this point.

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  23. theasdgamer says:

    Gamer,
    I think that you are fortunate to have Mrs. Gamer. Not all men are as fortunate.

    Currently, Mrs. Gamer is pretty happy to be married to in love with me. Tingles uber alles. Sometimes Mrs. Gamer is unhappy to be in love with me. Tingles uber alles then, too.

    During a five year stint, no tingles and sexual desert. Not so fortunate during that time. And she lied about why the desert sprang up. Blamed it on dessicated plumbing, which was a lie.

    Deti is quite correct about tingles keeping marriages together.

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  24. theasdgamer says:

    @ Tarn

    Lasering = staring fixedly and continuously

    We were dancing close enough that our faces were about a foot apart. Pretty intense. I was looking over her shoulder so that I could steer us around floor traffic.

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  25. theasdgamer says:

    When a woman denies sex in a committed relationship, a clever man has options. First, it is important to understand how women’s sexual arousal works. Their sexual arousal is primarily responsive. A clever man will use this knowledge to overcome his wife’s denial. He will flirt with her continually and frequently. She will become aroused fairly frequently (Tingles Uber Alles) and will become sexually frustrated and will abandon denying sex.

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  26. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Gamer,
    Lying to a spouse is srupid. The lie will always be found out. Once that happens, there goes credibility.
    Silly Mrs. Bamer.

    Glad that you aren ot taking tis personally. I am examining this issue to obtain someone slse’s first hand experience.

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  27. theasdgamer says:

    I edited the quote for spelling errors.

    Gamer,
    Lying to a spouse is stupid. The lie will always be found out. Once that happens, there goes credibility.
    Silly Mrs. Gamer.

    Mrs. Gamer thought that she was being kind to me by lying to me. Part of the issue was me being obese at the time and part was due to my being depressed.

    I got a mission, lost weight, gained social skills, upped my Game, was out among women, and the rest is history.

    Tingles are good and necessary. It’s a question of degree. Uber alles, not so much. Sufficiently intense will do.

    Of course, the purpose of me talking about all this is educational.

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  28. theasdgamer says:

    I’m now very philosophical about women lying. I have even abandoned the idea that it is in any way disrespectful. It is handled the same way as all other bad behavior when training a dog.

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  29. Tarnished says:

    Asdgamer,

    Ah, alright.

    Fuzzie,
    Lying to one you care about is indeed stupid. Better to be as honest as possible. When the truth is all you have to remember, life is just that much easier.

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  30. I do agree w gamer that a common mistake in marriage is to assume attraction is a given. I am not sure how to put it into words. The same things that worked during courtship to create attraction still apply. I think it’s easy for men and women to think all that “pretense” isn’t necessary anymore. Like when a woman stops caring about her appearance or weight after marriage or a man stops gaming (seducing) his wife. Nobody likes feeling taken for granted. It’s good not to get too comfortable…if that makes sense?

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  31. Liz says:

    Habit pattern is habit pattern. Works the same way with positive and beneficial “stuff” (exercise, generosity, kindness, housekeeping et al) and negative “stuff” (sloth, routine toxic behavior patterns, addiction, et al).

    Assuming the couple was in the habit pattern of having sex before they usually get out of the practice of having sex when the routine changes (new baby, new job, new life stressors thrown in). Sex declines. There aren’t a whole lot of social pressures for married people to have sex (the paradigm that ‘sex declines in marriage’ is taken as ipso facto now, when anyone asks my husband the secret to a happy marriage and he says ‘daily sex’ they look at him like he just coughed up an owl pellet onto the table…it’s that unbelieveable to them that a couple would still be having that much sex after two decades together).

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  32. theasdgamer says:

    I do agree w gamer that a common mistake in marriage is to assume attraction is a given.

    Attraction is biological. Biology doesn’t know or care about marriage. The Chase is the biological mating dance, both before and after marriage. A man’s gotta figure out how to generate tingles. The issue is not that you feel like you’re taken for granted, though that may happen. It’s about engaging the partner sexually, arousing desire in the man, about being desired (for the woman), and arousing desire in the woman. Flirting. Tingles. Song of Solomon stuff.

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  33. Tarnished says:

    Maybe I should try to flirt with my FwB…Though I’d likely do it wrong and just end up looking like a fool. :/

    Liz,

    Wow! Do you really get to have sex everyday, or nearly every day? I’m super jealous of you and Mike right about now. 😀

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  34. Liz says:

    “Wow! Do you really get to have sex everyday, or nearly every day? I’m super jealous of you and Mike right about now.”

    Yes. Three times yesterday.
    (but, he left today for a four day trip…once a day is about an average. He has a very high libido. Higher than mine, though it’s closer now than it used to be.) 🙂

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  35. theasdgamer says:

    it’s that unbelieveable to them that a couple would still be having that much sex after two decades together.

    Does their expectation cause you to worry about your friends? About society?

    Wait until the time of marriage duration has doubled and the sex rate hasn’t changed. People will be amazed. We have more sex in a week than many married couples our age do in a year. And we’re not bonobos, either.

    I have to lift weights to keep my testosterone level high or I couldn’t sustain the sexual frequency.

    Girls can do kegels to tone things up and improve sex. Squeeze and hold…3…2…1 Relax. Squeeze and hold…3…2…1. Relax. (I am imagining Liz doing this as she reads it, lol.)

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  36. theasdgamer says:

    Maybe I should try to flirt with my FwB…Though I’d likely do it wrong and just end up looking like a fool.

    Something subtle, like putting on a black negligee.

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  37. Liz says:

    😛 Gamer.

    Tarn “Maybe I should try to flirt with my FwB…Though I’d likely do it wrong and just end up looking like a fool.”

    What does he like? (rhetorical question, you don’t have to answer that) 🙂
    I’d say just think about what turns him on and try doing that. Maybe it’s black negligee or a catsuit…or whatnot. It might be something else.
    Also, Gamer mentioned keeping the T levels up (doing manly stuff, lifting weights and so forth)…I think that’s a big one, too. Activity isn’t only for the physique, it helps increase T and that leads to libido enhancement. Maybe your fwb could accompany you in your workouts? 🙂

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  38. theasdgamer says:

    I wonder if daily sex for a postmenopausal woman wouldn’t stimulate her body to produce more estrogen than she normally would and if that wouldn’t help her stay younger, along with the bolus of testosterone she would get from the man.

    I want to be a research ass-istant in that study, lol.

    [Waving hand franticallyy.] Ooh, ooh, ooh, pick me!

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  39. Liz says:

    Just thinking further though, I do know a couple of guys who work out all the time and have no sex at all with their spouses. One of them is the husband’s fault…he just never wants sex. Or, never wanted rather…..that was years ago, and she was pretty depressed. I think being around me and Mike made her more depressed and she kind of cut off ties. Not sure what happened with that marriage since. 😦

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  40. Tarnished says:

    Liz,

    I’m ecstatic for you! The only times our schedules allow us to indulge like that is during vacations together. 2x a week is our usual, which isn’t “bad” but it’s certainly less than I’d like and he says he’d like…typically. Are any of your female friends of the same ilk? Or do they think you’re crazy for having sex multiple times a day/week?

    Asdgamer,
    You do know we live 2.5 hours apart since he moved, right? Used to be much closer but jobs move ya where jobs move ya. I could absolutely wear something like that and send a pic or video to him…I already do. But that wouldn’t solve the issue of having actual sex when we’re on different shifts or one if us works overtime.

    I’d just like *him* to sext *me* once in a while. Like Liz said about patterns and habits, people fall in and out of them. He keeps leaning back into his ultra-passive “don’t ask for sex because the answer will be no” mindset he learned from other partners. It’s frustrating, since he knows I’ve *never* said no…I like being the initiator, but not 100% of the time. 80% would be great. 🙂

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  41. Tarnished says:

    Maybe your fwb could accompany you in your workouts?

    I wish! It’d make him feel better about himself since he’s overweight and would help build up his T, but he’s just too tired as of late. He’s very self-deprecating about his weight, which is frustrating. I just wish he could see himself the way I do, which is likely very different than he does.

    I appreciate your help with this, everyone. It is just a bump in the road I’ll have to work around.

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  42. theasdgamer says:

    @ Tarn

    You do know we live 2.5 hours apart since he moved, right?

    Like the song says, “If you start walking your way…and I start walking mine…We’ll meet in the middle ‘neath that old Georgia pine.” Get a window-less (in the cargo space) cargo van and make the van shake. Two scoops of ice cream….

    I’d just like *him* to sext *me* once in a while.

    Sexting is very meh for me and I expect for most men. I’ll do it because Mrs. Gamer likes it, but it’s not because I like it.

    (o)(o)

    There ya go, lol.

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  43. Liz says:

    Tarn: “I wish! It’d make him feel better about himself since he’s overweight and would help build up his T, but he’s just too tired as of late. He’s very self-deprecating about his weight, which is frustrating. I just wish he could see himself the way I do, which is likely very different than he does.”

    That explains a lot. Yeah…when Mike isn’t feeling good about himself (this is rare LOL!) for whatever reason (most often it’s his hair, which is starting to thin but not really…and if it does who cares? But it bothers him, anyway….) it makes a big difference in his libido. I can tell right away something is “off”, and that’s how I can tell.

    It would be great if your fwb could start some positive habit patterns that make him feel good about himself (even 20 minutes would be huge…some calisthenics or something). Once the habit is established, it becomes super-easy. It’s funny, though, how lazy I’ve become…well, I have an injury that won’t heal on my foot but I still do some things, just not like before. Once you’re out of the habit pattern it’s very difficult to start again. I used to get up at 445 every day and run…even in the snow! It was my habit and I actually looked forward to that shit! Hard to believe. I need to channel that energy again. 😛

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  44. Yoda says:

    Women here use sex for manipulation not.
    Happy they are.
    Coincindence this is?

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  45. theasdgamer says:

    Women here have sex and are happy. Sex => oxytocin, the “happy” drug

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  46. poseidon740 says:

    Increased fat on men causes increased estrogen which causes less testosterone and other medical issues. Additionally, increased estrogen along with decreased testosterone results in increased fat. Any unhealthy and undesirable cycle. Do a google search for more details.

    I can attest that working out is both physically and mentally healthy in a big way.

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  47. Liz says:

    Happy, yes. Oxytocin, yes. Coincidence, most likely not. 🙂

    “Are any of your female friends of the same ilk? Or do they think you’re crazy for having sex multiple times a day/week?”

    Sorry, Tarn, I just realized I didn’t answer your questions. I don’t really know anyone who is as ‘into’ each other as we are. I don’t really discuss our sex life, but it’s kind of obvious…

    well, there was one time I had to tell the parents their son had caught us “wrestling” (he didn’t see anything, thank God!). They were having a nerf war outside around the house and I didn’t realize our sliding glass door was unlocked! Fortunately he made a lot of noise and the blinds were closed so all was covered when he bursted into the room…still I thought they should know. They thought it was funny. Now everyone kids with us…”I couldn’t get a hold of you on the phone, were you guys wresting?”

    I don’t know about anyone else’s average.

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  48. theasdgamer says:

    So what are Monstah Mike’s mostest fun “wrestling” moves? WWE fans wanna know.

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  49. Tarnished says:

    Yoda,
    I think it’s because we view sex as a great, pleasurable, fun activity that is wonderful to engage in with a trusted partner. Those who view it as a tool or form of bribery/manipulation probably don’t actively take part (“dead fish” women) or just see it as a means to an end and get no real satisfaction from it.

    Liz,
    I can tell right away something is “off”, and that’s how I can tell.
    Likewise.

    Asdgamer,
    Sexting is very meh for me and I expect for most men.
    You would be incorrect then. The sheer amount of men who send dick pics or sexts to their girlfriends and wives (as well as women who have no interest in seeing them) is evidence to the contrary. Perhaps it’s not as popular with your age group, but with those who grew up with text messaging it’s a common occurance.

    (Not saying that’s necessarily a good thing in all situations…A lot of boys and a few girls have gotten suspended or worse for having child pornography on their phones that are sexts and pics of their boyfriends/girlfriends…or themselves.)

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  50. theasdgamer says:

    Tarn, I meant that men don’t get pleasure out of sexting like we do when we are actually with a woman. Women get pleasure just from knowing that a man desires them–which occurs when women are sexted. Men don’t get pleasure from sexting. It’s merely a lure to get a woman’s attention.

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  51. Tarnished says:

    Poseidon,
    This is true. I’ve noticed myself that the more I work out or even jog, the higher my libido gets. The same would certainly happen for him!

    Liz,
    Lol! That is too funny. Sorry you were interrupted though… 😉

    WATCH OUT YODA!
    Asdgamer,
    I don’t ask him for sexts or dick pics because of some immature need for “knowing I’m desired”. I already know that. I ask for them for the same reason he asks for pussy or tit pics from me, or wants to know what I’m wearing/doing…it’s easier to rub one out if you have a visual aspect, or are sending hot messages back and forth. Preferably both at the same time. 😉
    He actually used to initiate sexts more than myself…the lack of which let’s me know he’s having troubles, just as Liz stated too.

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  52. Tarnished says:

    Asdgamer,
    In other words, it’s personalized porn/sexy camera chat. Who *wouldn’t* want that! 😉

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  53. Choicy says:

    I tell you what, the most happy chappy in the world is Cillo’s old man. We give them friendly digs about it at dinner, things like “if they ain’t answering don’t hold the phone! Give ’em a minimum 2 hours before you re-dial”. Cillo’s mum blushes pretty as a petal in pink, and his old man is too happy to be shy. Happy as a pig in muck. He’s happy. She’s happy. Marriage happy. At risk of emabrrassing my mate, I think his folks would daily average a bare a minimum of…? No! I will not risk the ire of my mate. lol

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  54. The whole using sex to manipulate thing, I know many women do (and usually by withholding) but I have never understood that. Withholding/
    manipulation equals an unhappy, disconnected relationship. Why would anyone want that? My friend who is struggling in her marriage admitted she withholds bc she feels, “it’s the only card I have got.” I told her she was playing her cards all wrong and advised she play them more often, not less. Sure enough, things got happier, he’s a lot less grumpy, a lot more cooperative. She seems happier too! Imagine that…

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  55. Yoda says:

    My friend who is struggling in her marriage admitted she withholds bc she feels, “it’s the only card I have got.”

    Playing the card damages the relationship it does.
    Damages you also.
    For part of the relationship you are.

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  56. Tarnished says:

    Choicy,
    She *still* blushes after all this time? I bet her husband grins like a “fool” just as much, heh. I’ve met older (65+) couples like that…it’s the most heartwarming thing!

    Bloom,
    Don’t know if you ever saw this?

    https://tarnishedsophia.wordpress.com/2014/12/02/the-narcissism-of-happy-wife-happy-life/

    Delves into the fact of what Blurkel and others have stated: Some women use sex to reward men the way we use biscuits to reward dogs. Disgusting.

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  57. Yoda says:

    it’s easier to rub one out if you have a visual aspect, or are sending hot messages back and forth

    Careful one should be.
    Diamonds are forever not.
    But the internet is.

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  58. Choicy says:

    Yes Tarn she does.

    Choicy’s tip for happy man and woman.

    Keep them on edge. Cillo’s old man works harder at it than she does. Nature made it that way. He does it with little digs at her, especially when she’s settled down to relax. He makes it so witty she has to laugh. She has had to get used to it and she expects it I think. Next thing they looking at each other like teens in long grass and Choicy politely fades away.

    Think of all the things that put a woman’s knickers in a twist. Well they get not a shit show of happening when he has joked them all out of her beforehand!

    Choicy has worked some of his game as well. It works, my mates!

    Uncle Choicy’s *tip* of the day.

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  59. Spawny Get says:

    Just heard that UKIP refused Nigel’s resignation…great…probably. I’d have been happy if he’d had a sort of presidential role, maybe this is better (leader). As long as he keeps applying the show leather to the rest, he’s golden with me.

    My immediate reaction was to laugh at the news.

    Nobody refused MiliEd or Cleggy’s resignation…just saying

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  60. Tarnished says:

    Yoda,

    What about the internet? I was talking about text messages… 😕

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  61. Spawny Get says:

    Gamer; “I’m now very philosophical about women lying.”

    Is it lying when some women genuinely seem to live in a vaguely parallel reality where their feelings supersede reality?

    I’m not joking.

    In the UK I’m seeing a lot of butt-hurt lefties who are just in denial that the electorate heard their message, understood that message and…said, “Sod you, you’re fcuking idiots completely out of touch from my reality”.

    Their reality is one where no right thinking person can possible disagree with their views. SJWs are like that, femeroids are too.

    Does this not bear comparison to the estrogen deranged amongst us (NAWALT!), those whose solipsism rules supreme in their cranial vacuum.

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  62. Choicy says:

    I *have* to buy one of these little buggies for buzzing around me farm. I will weld on a tow bar and hitch a hay trailer on the back. There’s often not room enough to park me chopper at the local pub, which is like a slap in the face with a wet fish when a man has flown x hundred miles for a beer. Weld on fenders front and rear, screw on some headlights, tail lights, brake lights, register as a vehicle with the MOT and park this on the road as a car:

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  63. Choicy says:

    Spawny’s “My immediate reaction was to laugh at the news.”
    “Nobody refused MiliEd or Cleggy’s resignation…just saying”

    Yeah! 😀
    LOL

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  64. Choicy says:

    “Does this not bear comparison to the estrogen deranged amongst us (NAWALT!), those whose solipsism rules supreme in their cranial vacuum.”

    Fair dinkum Spawny mate, you make a *f*cking* funny comment!

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  65. “Careful one should be.
    Diamonds are forever not.
    But the internet is.”

    Remember this
    one should!
    The cloud, the cloud!
    Texted they might be
    But downloadable they are
    Many embarrassed ceb pics has
    This very phenomenon produced
    Beware the cloud!
    Just sayin’

    (My mom taught me this one pre-digital – long ago – no photos! And I have never regretted it.)

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  66. @ choicy, what no winch on that there flying contraption? (Read with an American down home accent)

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  67. Choicy says:

    Yeah Bloom.. bend a roll cage around her and weld on a winch! Good thinking! It would be a good little woo chariot, better than my old Ford Model A.

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  68. Spawny Get says:

    “Fair dinkum Spawny mate, you make a *f*cking* funny comment!”

    it’s just nice to have quality commentators around that appreciate such material…intellict…intul…clever people, like

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  69. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Chiocy,
    Decades ago, I read an article in Car and Driver of how someone was able to get a race car regiistered. While the car lived in Switzerland, it had Alabama plates. The real problem was in crsh t4esting. How can you justify crash testing a one off?

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  70. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Upthread, Liz had an anecdote about her husband being asked and his respone of “daily sex” went over like an owl pellet. Then there is Kathy Griffin, who made a whole routine out of, “You know all that hot sex you had before you were married? Well, we hope you enjoyed it!” Society wide perceptions are hard to break and may even be self fulfilling.
    If you hear this often enough, no one is going to want to get married.

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  71. Yoda says:

    Then there is Kathy Griffin, who made a whole routine out of, “You know all that hot sex you had before you were married? Well, we hope you enjoyed it!”

    A pleasant woman she is not.
    On Planet Vegas avoided her show I did.
    Regret I did not.

    Though many slut types around there were.
    Frequent her show they probably did.

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  72. Spawny Get says:

    A little garnish for the Labour Shit Sandwich. Ed’s big brother David, who should have won the leadership election (the unions pushed it to Ed. Ignoring the will of the ordinary party members and the Mps who knew and (obviously) loved Ed the best). Anyway, that Dave, slagged off the ‘leadership’ of both Gordoom Brownstain and his ickle bruv Ed on telly today.

    You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh (I laughed)

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  73. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    It would appear that the enemies of marriage are numerous and attack it from many directions continuously.

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  74. Spawny Get says:

    dit..di..dit…dah…dit…dah…dit…dit

    BREAKING NEWS

    blah…blah…bli…blah…burp

    Remember the UK ‘Beach ready Body’ Polava? Outraged femeroids requiring large doses of preparation H? Puff Ho reports for the hard of remembering

    Just heard that a Cardiff bus company caused outrage today (reported on national UK news – advertising RESULT!) by launching a new bus route with posters on the back of their buses. The main poster featured a female model saying, “Ride me all day for £3”

    We now return you to your regular brogramming

    dit–dah…dah…dah…dit…dit

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  75. Choicy says:

    Fuzzie I think the best way is –
    Screw the lights to her and don’t bother wiring them.
    Press out a pair of plates on the old forged licence plate stamp in the shed out back.
    Buy a counterfeit MOT sticker for the windscreen.
    Hop in and drive
    Drive like a cut snake if you see a flashing light in the mirror.

    It’s far past shuteye time. Goodnight from me.

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  76. Choicy says:

    Spawny I I laugh myself to sleep with your latest comments. Goodnght.

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  77. Spawny Get says:

    Also on Channel 4 national news tonight. Mz o’Blimey gives speech on how oppressed she is. Just what does it take to remove the victim complex from WWALT? (women who ALT)

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  78. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    I just had a thought regaring that promotion on the tail of the bus. It was meant to be provacative to feminasties. Should any of them call ina bomb threat to a company donveying the public, it will be taken seriously and prosecuted.

    Choicy,
    Sleep well. I think not registering at all would be less of an offense than fraudulent registration.

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  79. Yoda says:

    A poem from Padawan good it would be.

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  80. Yoda says:

    Moehau Man Women have this issue wonder I do.

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  81. Moehau Man says:

    Yes well, Kauri Club diplomacy tends to negate the issues you foreign jokers are talking about. As Mrs Moehau Man (my disciplinarian old mum) called out just now “Here’s one for all those foreign sheilas: y’all want group think? Join the club.”

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  82. Farm Boy says:

    Moe,

    How does your Mum come up with these wise thoughts? She has no formal education.

    Perhaps there is a connection…

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  83. Moehau Man says:

    Well Farm Boy, Mrs Moehau Man (my homespun old mum) has no truck with education. “Teach not”, she once said, “lest thy syllabus by bias catch thee out”.

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  84. Yoda says:

    New post there is.

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  85. Haha Spawny, that bus ad is AWESOME!! :p Creative too. 🙂

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  86. Spawny Get says:

    It’s the second time recently that advertisers have actively used the foam-mouthed outrage of fembots to successfully promote their customer’s brand. This is getting close to ridiculing fembots for their hypersensitivity and solipsism. This is a great approach to counter the effects of fembotulism…more please

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  87. “Fembotulism” Lol good one, that’s a great name for a disease.

    I think a bonus effect of ads like that (“Ride me all day for 3 pounds”) is it may make some guys think, “Wait, why AM I spending $100 to wine and dine a woman for the honour of listening to her bitch about her nasty colleagues?”

    Lol I hate overhearing women bitch about nasty colleagues. I’d really hate to have to pay for that. :p

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  88. In that “Beach Body Ready” pic, that thing on the plump woman’s head reminds me a bit of propellers. I keep imagining that thing whirring around and she slowly starts floating off…

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  89. Spawny Get says:

    Actually, I think that thing on her head is a wing-nut. That should be the symbol for rad-fems.

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  90. SFC Ton says:

    I generally despise listening to women talk about work. Well to be fair I generally dislike listening to women burn through their 25,000 words a day.

    Useful or informative they rarely are

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  91. Spawny Get says:

    You may prefer listening to this guy. Found him this morning

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  92. Liz says:

    “In that “Beach Body Ready” pic, that thing on the plump woman’s head reminds me a bit of propellers. I keep imagining that thing whirring around and she slowly starts floating off…”

    It does look like a propeller! Actually, with the two standing in front of the picture it looks just about exactly like a Cinderella advertisement. The poster is Cinderella and the two in front are the ugly stepsisters.
    Or an ad for ‘do’ and ‘don’t’….or ‘one of these things is not like the others…one of these things is not quite the same…’

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  93. Liz says:

    Ton: “I generally despise listening to women talk about work. Well to be fair I generally dislike listening to women burn through their 25,000 words a day.”

    I laughed a little to hard at this one.
    I’m betting a lot of women would raise at least 2 SMV points if they were mute. Some even a full 5!

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  94. Liz says:

    My mom would have been a solid 10 up until about ten years ago. Really, dad had about 2 good years before she learned English.

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  95. Yoda says:

    Useful or informative they rarely are

    Spreading I am.

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  96. Yoda says:

    Spreading I am.

    Clarify that Yodish spreading it is.
    For 900 years man-spread I have.

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  97. Tarnished says:

    Only a select few of the verses pertain to my situation, but it’s a funny song and, well…The title is true at least. 😉 😀

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  98. Liz says:

    Hurray Tarn!! 😀

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  99. theasdgamer says:

    Useful or informative they rarely are

    Wish they weren’t deliberately misinformative. In order to–as they think–cover up their shenanigans. I originally thought it was insulting to think that I would actually believe their bilge–that they would think that I’m that clueless. Then I realized that it’s just their standard spiel. Maybe a 5h1t test.

    Entertaining would be nice. Boringly judgmental is…well…boring. I hear a lot of boringly judgmental comments.

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  100. theasdgamer says:

    Hurray Tarn!!

    Yeah, it’s such an achievement for a woman to have sex.

    How are Mike’s shirts fitting?

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  101. Yoda says:

    Gamer should make such insinuations not.

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  102. Spawny Get says:

    Pretty sure Tarn’s point was more about the scheduling working out. She’s busy, he’s busy.

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  103. Spawny Get says:

    I’ve just ordered a saucer of milk for his table, Yoda

    It’s one of the surprises in watching this blog that you find that the cattiness is from the guys. Really depressing this is.

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  104. theasdgamer says:

    Fuck, “cattiness” Spawny?

    Tarn wrote: The title is true at least => Tarn just had sex.

    I don’t know what problem you and Yoda have with what I wrote. I was actually teasing Liz.

    And my spiel about misinformation had to do with a woman with whom I dance. Not with any commenter here.

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  105. theasdgamer says:

    The “boringly judgmental” crap didn’t have to do with any commenter here, either.

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  106. “The poster is Cinderella and the two in front are the ugly stepsisters.”

    Ahaha I see what u mean; somehow I doubt that was the effect they were aiming for. :p :p

    Actually that propeller-lookalike on her head brought back some pleasant memories of a Calvin and Hobbes strip. Calvin ate a ton of cereal so he could get a free propeller beanie, and he was totally crestfallen when the propeller beanie didn’t make him airborne. :p

    http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2010/04/30

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  107. Do any of u computer-savvy INTJs know how to insert images on this blog? 🙂

    [SG – Cut and paste the URL which should end in .jpg (or some such) remove any ?width=600 type bloating. Give it a try, if it fails I’ll attempt to fix it and tell you where you went wrong]

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  108. Yoda says:

    The “Mike” part the issue is.
    Never insinuate infidelity one should.

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  109. Spawny Get says:

    Number of women freezing their eggs soars by 400% in one year as careers are prioritised over motherhood

    Don’t worry ladies, the NHS (the taxpayer) will pay for a few attempts to pollinate you when your career is settled / over and/or you’ve finally found someone who’ll put up with the empowered career woman that you will absolutely be.

    BUT DOES THE PROCEDURE EVEN WORK?

    Career women who spend thousands of pounds freezing their eggs only have an eight per cent chance of having a baby, figures revealed last year.

    Between 1991 and 2012, just 21 babies were born as a result of 253 fertility cycles which used frozen eggs.

    Private clinics typically charge £5,000 to £6,000 to remove the eggs, then £250 a year to store them and up to £6,000 for them to be re-implanted years later.

    Fertility expert Lord Winston stressed that women should only freeze their eggs when they have no other options.

    He added: ‘There are innumerable clinics that will freeze your eggs for a handsome fee but the justification for this is highly dubious.

    ‘By the age of 40 your chances of IVF working are slim and you are just as likely to get pregnant naturally.

    ‘Egg freezing remains an experimental treatment which can only be justified when there is no alternative.’

    Professor Susan Bewley, who specialises in complex obstetrics at King’s College London, said: ‘This is a profit-driven industry, which is fuelled by marketing and positive stories.

    ‘But like most assisted reproductive technology, the reality is way behind the hype.

    ‘Fertility clinics can be very in your face but there are certain facts about biology that can’t change.’

    The procedure involves giving patients high doses of hormones, which stimulate their ovaries to produce large numbers of eggs.

    These are then removed by a fine needle and stored in liquid nitrogen for a maximum of ten years.

    Eggs can then be stored for up to 10 years in liquid nitrogen at -196 degrees centigrade.

    When a woman decides the time is right for a baby, the egg is thawed slowly which involves a carefully controlled drop in temperature before being warmed up again.

    Michael Summers, a consultant in reproductive medicine at London’s Bridge Centre, said he believes some clinics have been offering patients ‘false hope’, adding: ‘Personally I am blunt with my patients about the chances of success.’

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  110. Thanks Spawny! I’ll give it a try…

    http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/candh/images/a/af/Scrabble2.png/revision/latest

    [SG – remove ‘/revision/latest’ this is bloat]

    [SG – png is an image type. As are .jpg or .gif. anything after that is formatting info for the image. remove it and trust the default renderer]

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  111. Aww man, I didn’t manage it. The original url was

    I took away the ?cb etc. But the pic doesn’t show. Damn I suck at IT stuff. :p

    [Cill notes: I fixed it and tried to explain but couldn’t get the explanation to show, sorry]

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  112. Thanks Cill! How did u do that?? 😮

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  113. theasdgamer says:

    The “Mike” part the issue is.
    Never insinuate infidelity one should.

    Try again, yoghurt.

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  114. “Cill notes: I fixed it and tried to explain but couldn’t get the explanation to show, sorry”

    …U’re being cheeky aren’t u? Pfffbttt

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  115. Cill says:

    No. I’ll try explaining in 2 stages. Except for crucial brackets at the beginning and end, here’s what it now looks like:

    img src=”http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/candh/images/a/af/Scrabble2.png/revision/latest?cb=20150228034950″ alt=”” /

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  116. Cill says:

    The crucial brackets are “”

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  117. Cill says:

    See what I mean? They won’t show. Let’s just call them the sharp brackets.

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  118. Cill says:

    Now Spawny is being a smart arse 😉

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  119. Spawny Get says:

    It’s easier than Cill describes. Check your original comment. All I did was copy what you pasted and removed the stuff after the image file type “.png”

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  120. Thanks Cill! It’s pretty complicated to non-computer-savvy minds like mine. I remember being forced to do some html stuff in primary school…I’d have had a better chance of learning Greek :-p

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  121. IT WORKS! SPAWNY’S METHOD WORKS! Thanks Spawny!

    Lol I’m gonna try Cill’s method (as I understand it) now…fingers crossed…

    img src=http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/candh/images/a/af/Scrabble2.png/revision/latest?cb=20150228034950″ alt=”

    [SG – encasing yours with angle brackets gives]
    ”

    [So…all I did was add a ‘less than’ angle bracket before and a ‘greater than’ after]

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  122. I’m so sorry everyone else, pls don’t read my comments on this thread anymore…

    Cill, I think i’d better stick to Spawny’s method, I swear I’m not stupid but I just suck at this stuff. :p

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  123. Cill says:

    My way will always work. His way sometimes will not. There are flaws in the wordpress coding.

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  124. Spawny Get says:

    What Cill is describing is the pukka HTML code – he’s right.

    All I’m saying is that wordpress takes the raw image link (if it ends in jpg / png / gif / ‘etc’) and kindly recognises the attempt to insert an image, behind the scenes it encases it as Cill describes.

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  125. Thanks guys 🙂 I will have to practice more. Am pretty traumatised at the moment from the repeated fails :-p

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  126. Cill says:

    Alana at 6:19 pm is a total fail 😀
    (sorry Alana but can’t help chuckling. You were trying the pointy bracket things?)

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  127. Cill says:

    Something to do with Cutting Off Sex Despite Desire, I’ll warrant.

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  128. Lol Cill yes I was, everything I typed disappeared into some black hole of wordpress.com

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  129. Cill says:

    One has to be careful with “less than” and “greater than”.
    lol

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  130. Spawny Get says:

    Cill is a commie it seems.

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  131. Cill says:

    Or I’m speaking from the privileged position of an endowed person…

    Come to think of it, the most ardent commies are invariably privileged and endowed. I might be onto something here…

    Yeah, commies are a pack of big dicks.
    XD

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  132. Liz says:

    “How are Mike’s shirts fitting?”

    Forgot to save one this time! But it’s only a short trip.
    I’m sleeping on his side of the bed. 🙂

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