The SJWs and Fembots are about to OWN you, people!

HERE’S YOUR FUTURE, FOLKS, AND IT’S MUCH CLOSER THAN YOU THINK:

“The Chinese government is currently implementing a nationwide electronic system, called the Social Credit System, attributing to each of its 1,3 billion citizens a score for his or her behavior. The system will be based on various criteria, ranging from financial credibility and criminal record to social media behavior. From 2020 onwards each adult citizen should, besides his identity card, have such a credit code.” http://sheddingoftheego.com/?p=296

It’s happening in China, and the SJWs and feminists are already talking steps to ensure that it happens here in the West.

 

SOCIAL VALUE SCORES

The Harriet Harmans of this world are drooling at the prospect of turning men into cyphers to denote their lack of Social Value. Women who support men will dealt the same fate. The SJWs and feminists will totally OWN you with their Social Value Scores (SVSs).

 

HERE’S HOW YOUR PERSONAL DATA WILL BE GATHERED:

Data mining companies will supply Social Value Authorities (SV Authorities) with reports on online activity.  The SV Authorities, funded by the taxpayer, will be staffed by SJWs, feminists and Womens Studies graduates. It will be their job to load central databases with Social Value Scores (SVSs) for all individuals 15 years of age or over. The central databases will continually update their SVSs every time citizens pay for goods or services, have sex, go online, venture within range of a CCTV or security camera, or are charged with a crime or misdemeanor,  or accused of a sexual offence.

 

YOUR SVS WILL DETERMINE HOW MUCH GOODS AND SERVICES SURCHARGE TAX YOU WILL PAY:

Whenever individuals pay for goods or services, they will have to identify themselves by card or fingerprint or eye scan. A central database will identify the individual and send his surcharge tax rate to the supplier’s accounting system which will calculate the surcharge tax and add it to the price for the goods or services. The tax shall be levied on individuals whose score is less than zero. The further below zero the individual’s current SVS is, the more he will have to pay. The supplier of the goods or services will then send the tax to the Revenue Authority (e.g. IRS).

 

OTHER “BENEFITS” OF HAVING A GOOD SVS:

• Government Services: Priority of passport issuing and renewal shall be processed according to SVS : those with highest scores shall be given priority. Ditto Drivers’ Licenses, Motor Vehicle Registration etc.
• Immigration: Participating nations shall co-operate in expediting migration for high SVSs
• Employment: Employers shall hire and promote according to SVS.
• Health: SVSs shall determine positions in waiting lists and expense of treatment in public health facilities.
• Education: SVSs shall determine levels of entitlement to special tutoring, support programs, and bursaries.
• Welfare: Good SVSs will have top priority for benefits and government programs.
• Media: Laws will ensure that the media depicts high SVS groups in the most favorable light to encourage high SVSs. Similarly, criticism of high SVS groups will be penalized.

 

THE SVS SCORING SYSTEM:

Scoring shall be on a range of -10 to +10

Each of the following categories is to be scored for every individual 15 years of age or over:

1. Slave quotient (high for married male work horses and unmarried women, low for married women, lowest for red pill)
2. Feminist activities quotient
3. Sensitivity to women’s issues quotient
4. Sympathy or concern for male “rights” (the greater the sympathy or concern, the lower the score)
5. Diversity quotient (high for the crusaders for diversity, else low)
6. Privilege quotient (lowest for straight white males, highest are for the greatest distance removed from straight white males)
7. Wealthy males quotient (The greater the wealth, the lower the score)
8. Bullying quotient: any form of criticism of a high SVS person shall be deemed bullying. The victim’s opinion as to the guilt of the accused shall be final.
9. Makeover quotient (people shall be penalized for expenditure on products and services, such as makeup and manicures, intended to attract the opposite sex)
10. Sperm: points shall be awarded according to frequency and quality of semen donations.

Fixed Overheads:

1. Victimization quotient (highest for greatest distance removed from straight white male)
2. PC (Political Correctness) quotient (highest for greatest distance removed from straight white male)
3. SMP quotient (high for women, white knights, and gays, low for all other males)
4. MMP quotient (high for unobtainable fembots and misogynists, low for everyone else)

 

THE SEX SCORES

Individuals may record their sexual activity solely for the purpose of enabling the SV Authority to update the individual’s lifetime number of Sex partners (N).

1. N quotient: (for each 10 of N, add 1 to SVS up to a maximum of 9 for N of 90+ )
2. Sexual preferences (high for homosexual, low for heterosexual)
3. Sexual practices (The more straight and white, the lower the score. The score shall be a compulsory -10 if you have zero N and you are a straight white male)
4. Sexual positions (Heterosexual dog and missionary styles are indicative of the ultimate oppressive Patriarchy and must receive lowest possible score. Reverse Cowgirl will receive highest possible score. The word of the victim shall be final. The score shall be a compulsory -10 if you have zero N and you are a straight white male)

Fixed Overhead:

Every Straight White male’s Dick Size is to be measured by an authorized Cock Clinician. Dick size shall be punished by -1 for each inch of length down to a minimum of -10

RULES:

Apart from N, the maximum score for the following shall be 0:

• Straight white males apart from active Feminists and SJWs
• Women who show sympathy or concern for male “rights”
• Heterosexual preference or practice

The minimum score for the following shall be +1:

• Male SJWs and feminists
  
• Women who show no sympathy or concern for male “rights”

The minimum score for the following women shall be 5:

• Active Feminists
• Womens Studies graduates
• Female SJWs

 

EXAMPLE OF SVS IN ACTION:

Consider the case of Horace Hapless as he goes about the business of establishing his SVS.

The law had already required him to establish his dick size with a Cock Clinician (a woman of course).  Horace lay there trying to picture Reginald Perrin’s hippo :

…but it failed to prevent the Cock Clinician deftly coaxing his dick to its greatest ever stand. He watched in dismay as she keyed 9 inches into the computer. He’d have to work hard on other parts of his SVS to offset that damning dick length.

At home he played 10 gay porn videos while he did his chores. He did this every day to build some homosexual cred. He opened as many gay web sites as he could find and lodged a camp comment in every one of them. He went to bed and had a restless, anxious night.

Next morning on his way to work he stepped into the elevator, his heart missing a beat when he saw a woman in there. He changed his stride to look as meek as possible. Next came the most difficult part. If he ignored her she could claim he was making her feel uncomfortable by omission. If he looked at her she could claim he was making her feel uncomfortable by comission. So he assumed his harmlessly friendly expression, one he’d practiced in front of a mirror for hours, and stared “happily” at the door.

Then his bowels, like an evil clown inside him, chose that moment to start building gas. He forced his butt cheeks to clench like a fist. If he let gas slip in her presence she could allege assault by fart. It was a dreadful business, trying to maintain his harmlessly friendly expression whilst tightening his arse with all his strength. He tried to surreptitiously inch toward the door, aware that a longer stride would release his cheeks from the grim grip they had of each other. The woman glanced at him and he stopped instantly. He was losing the battle with the gas. The door opened at his floor and he leaped out, farting in her face like a thunderclap. She shrieked and held out her hands as if to ward off a blow. Through the closing doors he saw the lift’s security camera blinking at him. He was doomed.

He sank to his haunches and sagged against the wall, already exhausted and wondering how the hell he was going to get through the rest of the day… There was only one thing for it: he would have to build on his N. He could add 9 points to his SVS if he could achieve 90+ sex partners.

After work, with a willing woman, he positioned his cell phone by the bed to record the sex. He lay back and the woman lept into the reverse cowgirl position on top of him. He lay there anxiously, hoping she’d reach orgasm without busting his dick.  Fortunately she obliged, which meant the sex session would count as an N. With a sigh of relief he sent the recorded video through to the SV Authority’s central database.

Later, back at home, he checked online for his SVS for the day. His SV Authority’s central database went by the name of Aunt Jane.

 

HI TO HORACE FROM AUNT JANE, HERE’S YOUR SVS FOR TODAY!

These numbers were added to your numbers to date, for re-calculation of your life-to-date averages:

1. -10   Slave quotient (Supporting self only. 😦 Keep looking for a special someone to share with, Horace! ❤ )
2. -10   Feminist activities quotient (Horace, do drop in on your local feminist chapter, see what fun things they’re up to!)
3. -9     Sensitivity to women’s issues quotient (Some indications that you are trying, but you need to try harder! 😐 )
4. -8     Sympathy or concern for male “rights”  (Gradually improving, Horace! Continue to avoid those MGTOW sites 🙂 )
5. 0      Diversity quotient (Congratulations! You seem to be over those dreadful outbursts against immigration! 🙂 )
6. -10   Privilege quotient (You need to denounce your privileged white male status with a lot more conviction. Remember, our data mining algorithms can’t be fooled! 😐 )
7. -5     Wealthy males quotient (wealth unshared. Remember, there’s a special someone out there just waiting for you! ❤ )
8. 0      Bullying quotient (congratulations – no criticism of gentle innocent feminists today! 🙂 )
9. -10   Intimidation quotient (Oppressive fart, aggression level 10. What a shame! You did so well today, except this! You BLEW it, Horace! 😦 )
10. 0     Makeover quotient (Maximum score! You have purchased nothing to make yourself more attractive to the opposite sex today! 🙂 )
    

Fixed Overheads:

1. -10  Victimization quotient (straight white male)
2. -10  PC (Political Correctness) quotient (straight white male)
3. -10  SMP quotient (straight white male)
4. -10  MMP quotient (straight white male)

Total: -102

AND NOW FOR YOUR SEX SVS, HORACE! YOU HAVE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY TODAY! LOL 😉

1. +0.1  N (1 new satisfied sex partner! Well done Horace! 🙂 )
2. -6      Sexual preferences (some encouraging evidence of homosexual interests 🙂 )
3. -10    Sexual practices (Worst possible score because straight white sex. 😦 Try experimenting with gay sex IRL, Horace. You’ll find it a wonderfully liberating experience!)
4. 0       Sexual positions (best possible score because reversed cowgirl. She came like wow, Horace! You go girl! Women rule! 🙂 )

Fixed Overhead:

-9        Straight White Dick Size (tch tch tch ) lol 😛

 Total: -24.9

Grand Total: -126.9 (An IMPROVEMENT on your life-to-date-average!)

YOUR NEW LIFE-TO-DATE AVERAGE IS: -131.1

This SVS will add a 13.11% surcharge to the cost of your goods and services, which is LESS than before. Keep up the good work, Horace! It’s so EASY AND REWARDING to be a HIGH SOCIAL VALUE PERSON!

‘BYE FOR NOW, BE GOOD!

AUNT JANE

 

YOUR MISSION FOR THE DAY

Upskill yourself in maximizing your SVS. The way things are heading, you’re going to need this skill in the not too distant future.

First of all, you should determine what your score is likely to be for today. Use Horace’s SVS FOR TODAY as a template. Be brutally honest.As this will be your first day, there’s no prior data to bring forward for calculation of a new average. In the above example, your score would be -126.9, which would add a 12.69% surcharge to the cost of your goods and services.

Don’t skimp on the SEX SVS either, although I know some of you are going to rush to do that part first (not so hasty there, boys, take a few deep breaths and slow down)

Remember, this is an important exercise. Aunt Jane will be watching you, and she’ll rap you over the knuckles if you misbehave.

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