Bank Holiday fun


If you thought that the Broadchuchians were an odd bunch, this may help explain things. Broadchurch (West Bay for the cliffs etc in actual fact) is in Dorset (‘darsett’)

Dorset knob throwing: Hopes high for record

The event also features a knob eating contest, knob darts and a knob-a-thon.

Other games include putt the knob, knob walking, knob archery, guess the weight of the knob and pin the knob on the Cerne Giant.

The knob eating contest started in 2012 and that year’s winner Stuart Lambert still holds the record.
“He managed 14 in the one minute time limit – he was stuffing two knobs in at a time though,” Mr Collins said.

In other news; Bank holiday weirdness: An array of strange English events

Includes the Cheese Rolling (down a precipitous hill)

This extreme escapade has been going for more than two centuries and attracts participants and audiences from across the world.
Daredevil cheese chasers hurl themselves down the notoriously steep – 1:2 gradient – Cooper’s Hill in Gloucestershire as they try to catch a wheel of Double Gloucester cheese.

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108 comments on “Bank Holiday fun
  1. Spawny Get says:

    The ‘Cerne Giant‘ is a carving into a chalk hillside, visible for miles.

    As you can see, the cheeky chappy has a very upbeat chappy and a club to bring tears to the eyes of many a woman (and man).

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  2. Spawny Get says:

    (really) Labour says it’ll erect a slab with its promises to the electorate if it’s elected

    ( H/T Estradguillos ‏@BrythonicCurve #EdStone )

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  3. Spawny Get says:


    Henry Brubaker ‏@Inst_4_Studies

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  4. Spawny Get says:

    Handy or wot?

    E. Joy Oostendarp ‏@ecottage

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  5. missattempts says:

    Is it so bad that women expect to be taken care of? They trade sex for “love.”
    They provide a thing that ONLY they can provide.
    In America there is a decal that is pasted on some vehicals that says:
    “Gas or ass, nobody rides for free.” A moderation was made that said: “Gas, ass, or
    Grass, nobody rides for free.”
    All women want is a man-a real man. If a male can’t cut the mustard he is a loser
    and is RUBBISH! The weakling “man” has been mollycoddled, just as the black
    thug in the U.S.A. It’s pretty pathetic when the desprate white woman has to flock
    to the black thug when the white male has been so emasculated by politics and
    culture.

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  6. Spawny Get says:



    A Libertarian Rebel ‏@A_Liberty_Rebel

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  7. Cill says:

    I’d give it a go. I’d definitely have a shot at knob throwing and knob darts. Before entering a knob-a-thon, I’d cast a dubious eye over the contestants – what sort of joker was giving it a crack. But I’d draw the line at the knob eating contest. I can claim to be quite a giving person when it comes to knobs, as long as it’s my own.

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  8. Spawny Get says:

    Can’t believe that they ‘carved’ an incorrect spelling of paedophile on that slab (apparently). Next you’ll have some clown spelling it pedophile FFS. Something to do with feet? Pedestrian / Pedestal (foot for a monument)

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  9. Farm Boy says:

    Looks like Moe’s Mum needs to knit that giant a cod piece.

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  10. Liz says:

    “But I’d draw the line at the knob eating contest.”

    I can imagine the look of grim determination in the eyes of the participants…

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  11. Cill says:

    The giant on the blackboard is inaccurate and drawn by a guileless woman. The giant on the hillside is more authentic. See how his nipples are a bit skeewiff? He’s realistically proportioned as well, unless… hang on, that’s not supposed to be him in an excited state, I hope? The locals might be able to give us a clue. Spawny?

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  12. The guy who organized that is onto something! People love silliness. Think of the economic boon that festival brings to town!

    What’s the story w the (anatomically correct!) giant on the hillside? Surely there must be a story behind that?

    Europeans have all the great festivals. Americans need some tomato throwing, chased by angry animals, silly festival type fun! Maybe I will organize one!

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  13. The giant on the blackboard is a bit effeminate, true! He looks timid even. The giant on the hillside… Ahem! Not timid! 😀

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  14. Moehau Man says:

    Yes well, it is spelled pedophile, isn’t it? I mean to say, why not just call it “foot bugger” and be done with it? So what’s this paedophile business, then. You foreign jokers are forever coming up with new mamsy pamsy PC ways of presenting things.

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  15. Spawny Get says:

    “The locals might be able to give us a clue. Spawny?”

    I’ve seen it whilst driving past. I’m not a local yokel, it’s around an hour away.

    Over the years his features have come and gone…yeah…that feature in particular.

    Zoom in and head north (up), it’s just above the village. It’s labelled as Cerne Abbas Giant, use the Satellite view, obviously.
    http://www.maplandia.com/united-kingdom/england/south-west/dorset-county/cerne-abbas/

    He’s 180′ (50m in new money) high and he’s happy and ready for action

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  16. Moehau Man says:

    “The giant on the hillside… Ahem! Not timid!”

    Yes but the effect is lost if he’s depicted on the slack. He really needs an artful codpiece and oblong rock, as someone suggested. The whole thing’s a bit demeaning (not to mention insensitive) to British men, otherwise.

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  17. Cill says:

    I’ve seen the horse as well and his manhood is positively diddly.

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  18. Spawny Get says:

    “The whole thing’s a bit insensitive to British men, otherwise.”

    We just assume that the poor fellow has just had a cold swim.

    Still…30’…it ain’t bad…not to be sniffed at…

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  19. Cill says:

    Now Spawny, what mystery writer was responsible for the version of “A BETTER PLAN FOR THE FUTURE” that has as its first line:
    #1 FREE 14 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH EVERY 100 POSTAL VOTES
    ??
    Who, eh?

    That mystery writer packs a mighty machiavellian humor, is all I can say. There are but a tiny handful of men throughout the world would possess such warped and wasted wit.

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  20. Spawny Get says:

    the story I heard was this was a terrorist on his way to murder people in a vehicle bomb. The vehicle was hit by a missile from a drone. It’s blown up into the air before it blows up itself

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  21. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Missattempts,
    Two things.
    First, “trading sex for love” is making sex conditional or transactional. Run awy!!!
    Second, women do not own sex. You’re half of it. They’r ejust bringing the other half that you lack. You’re bringing the half that they lack.

    I am glad that your prediction for this weekend did not come to pass. Were you thinking that the Baltimore riots would go nationwide?

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  22. Spawny Get says:

    “#1 FREE 14 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH EVERY 100 POSTAL VOTES”

    I suspect, strongly as it ‘appens, that it’s a reference to postal vote corruption within our immigrant bretheren and their families*, with an added hint of eau du Rotherham (and various other culti-multi assorted cities) referring to the 14 y.o.

    It’s another issue (postal voting corruption) that Camermong has had five years to address fully, but…mustn’t appear racist, must one? Not even be in a position for the accusation to be made. Less backbone than your average slug.

    (* see recent judgement on corruption in Londonistan. iirc 25% of postal votes were said to have been filled in by one cheeky chappy. We’re talking proven legal fact here)

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  23. theasdgamer says:

    @ Liz

    I can imagine the look of grim determination in the eyes of the participants…

    Well if it was girls downing some knobs…I’d volunteer my knob if I could pick the girl. Heh.

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  24. Spawny Get says:

    #2 peadophiles [sic] in the House of Lords (google Janner, there are others, some deceased. I used not to believe the stories…but…some of them are likely based in fact. Not all, but some)

    #3 labia have promised to make islamophobia (undefined) as a hate crime. A suspicious fellow might wonder if labia were pandering for votes.

    #4 standard SJW attitude to free speech

    #5 recent labia meeting has segregated by gender…which could actually be illegal, but it was done to pander to a certain minority again

    #6 Balls? one of the most repulsive members of the previous labia government…and that’s strong stuff given the stiff competition.

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  25. Spawny Get says:

    “There are but a tiny handful of men throughout the world would possess such warped and wasted wit.”

    Yeah? And we’re proud of it, mate…

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  26. theasdgamer says:

    Roight, you lot of sheilas queue up behind the lorry for tryouts. Don’t bollox the swallow.

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  27. theasdgamer says:

    @ Spawny

    A suspicious fellow might wonder if labia were pandering for votes.

    Nothing to see here, move along.

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  28. Cill says:

    Spawny 7:53 pm, yeah I knew that. With respect, the disgraceful postal vote nonsense just couldn’t happen most places. It shows not only a blasé attitude towards fraudulent votes, but the extent to which the SJWs are prepared to hand Britain over to sub-continent Asia and Islam.

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  29. Spawny Get says:

    I was sure that you did. But it did allow me to expand on the other points for those less perspicacious*, or less knowledgeable

    * it seems drinking wine causes me to lapse into la belle langue francaise. Gin encourages one to flirt with grandiloquence.

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  30. Yoda says:

    Message from Farm Boy receive I did.
    His laptop computer in failed state it is.
    Return home Tuesday night he will.
    Post not until then he would do
    Fill in on the posts perhaps somebody could?

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  31. Cill says:

    On closer inspection, you can see where the giant’s dick has rubbed out his ribs on the hard, and pushed one nipple out of place. So yeah, I guess it’s realistic after all. Good work for holding up British manhood, you Brits.

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  32. Spawny Get says:

    ACK on the FB message. This one’ll do for tonight, I reckon.

    Don’t know what inspiration tomorrow holds. It’s a bank holiday with three days to go before the election…

    If someone has an offering for tomorrow?

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  33. Cill says:

    I bet the woman standing next to the blackboard drew that picture of the giant. I can tell by her virtuous legs.

    (Virtuous legs are together at the knee and slightly apart at the feet. Also, in profile view, her legs would bend slightly backward.)

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  34. Cill says:

    At times like this we should repair to Writers Corner.

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  35. What my women’s prof would say about the giant on the hill: harassment! Oppression! Trigger warning needed! That giant needs to go or I will sue! My rights, my rights! Penis = abusive rapist. That giant condones abuse and rape! It must be replaced by the image of the covered gant kneeling to the goddess and her bits! It must represent current gender equality!

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  36. Spawny Get says:

    “Writers Corner” is the first link on the links page (top of the home page)

    *well, it is now that I fixed the links*

    or here

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  37. Yoda says:

    it seems drinking wine causes me to lapse into la belle langue francaise.

    What causes a lapse into Yodish wonder one might.

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  38. Yoda says:

    What my women’s prof would say about the giant on the hill: harassment! Oppression!

    Dunno about that I would.
    Seems like non-oppression it is.
    Him wearing a cod-piece in such a state –oppression that would be.

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  39. Yoda says:

    (Virtuous legs are together at the knee and slightly apart at the feet. Also, in profile view, her legs would bend slightly backward.)

    Bad this is?

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  40. Spawny Get says:

    “What causes a lapse into Yodish wonder one might.”

    Drinking Draino and/or severe head injury…that’d be my guess 😉

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  41. Yoda says:

    Drinking Draino

    Cleans the blood vessels this does.
    Allows one to more clearly think.
    Yodish follows naturally it would.

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  42. Sumo says:

    Sure, sure….you lot run off to your private club and leave us peasants behind.

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  43. Spawny Get says:

    Write a post Sumo…

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  44. Sumo says:

    That sounds too much like, y’know…..effort.

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  45. Spawny Get says:

    Effort? nah, not really. Some of the biggest comment counts have come from throwaway posts. If you checkout the writers’ corner you’ll see that tomorrow is taken care of…so no immediate action required. Friday will be the General Election results…though the next government may take a while to emerge.

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  46. Yoda says:

    Still…30’…it ain’t bad

    Size matters not.
    Color however does.
    Verde best it is.

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  47. Cill says:

    As long as Sumo lets me know. Last thing I need is to be out-dogged at the finishing post. XD

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  48. Cill says:

    … as in Who’s yer daddy, baby?

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  49. Sumo says:

    If you checkout the writers’ corner you’ll see that tomorrow is taken care of

    Yeah….no. ‘Tis asking for a password. I’m a SuperAwesomeNinjaChef, not a hacker.

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  50. Cill says:

    Be mindful, Spawny, in encouraging Sumo to do a post be careful what you wish for…

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  51. Cill says:

    “(Virtuous legs are together at the knee and slightly apart at the feet. Also, in profile view, her legs would bend slightly backward.)

    Bad this is?”

    Bad for convivial survival of the species it would be.

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  52. Yoda says:

    Good to have a variety of posters it would be.

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  53. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Bloom,
    Vox Day linked to this.The author set up two profiles, one for her at size ten and, another at size eighteen on Ok Cupid. The size eighteen profile pulled in eighteen messages. The size ten did twice as much.
    The point that I am trying to make is that you would have a better profile.
    I never got that much attention on Ok Cupid. The last blog post that I read for men about internet dating was to simply take down my profile.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3064279/Woman-creates-fat-online-dating-profiles-using-size-10-size-18-pictures.html

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  54. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    They don’t waste any time. Thought you may like this.

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  55. @ fuzzie I really don’t have time for online dating. Maybe that’s a cop out but I have found it a lot of spinning wheels. However I also know people it has worked for. If something is meant to be, it will. I just get up and show up and figure the universe will align the rest. Maybe that’s too passive but it has odten been my experience… Go with the current, don’t fight it. See where life leads… Have goals and such but be open to what happens…even the impossible/unexpected/etc. life is an adventure!

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  56. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Bloom,
    I just had a wicked thought. Let’s set up a double date with your Women’s Studies Prof., Moehau Man, and us. We’ll tape and upload to youtube. Moehau Man and your old Prof. will be bigger than Burns and Allen.

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  57. Let’s do it fuzzie! I am game!

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  58. It rooster (non) report: rooster is on lock down time out, as the biz is open and I can’t let him free range if he is going to attack people. Hopefully he’s thinking about things… Likely he’s plotting his next sparring match. He’s pretty reptilian, he may not have much prodded sing capacity. Hard to say. It’s all on the ground research…

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  59. * processing ( not proodded sing???? Who designed this autocorrect???)

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  60. Moehau Man says:

    Yes well, I do have me standards to maintain.

    1. This Women Studies Prof of yours, Miss Bloom, how many hairs does she sport on her chest?

    2. Does she like pikelets?

    3. Does she MAKE pikelets?

    4. How many men have enjoyed her pikelets?

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  61. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Bloom,
    It was a market indicator. That she was able to draw so much interest should be a positive indicator for women.
    The more I think about your Women’s Studies Prof. and Moehau Man , the richer the potential for comedy gets.

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  62. Moe I am pretty sure unless she has a deep seated caveman game fantasy, she would not suit you. Make pick let’s? I am not sure what pick lets are really but I doubt it. Moeser I think you deserve more than she could or would give. A gal who thinks all men are tapists and abusers and oppressors doesn’t seem like a good mate pick. So the meeting really would be for you tube entertainment value than serious prospecting for Moe man mate material. You could of course try wielding your club, and cod piece, and rock… Stranger things have happened! 🙂 I think fuzzie would more likely like to see her cope w the Moe man world view than he would recommend Moe man actually get involved. Kind of a social experiment?

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  63. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Moehau Man,
    I think that Bloom may have it right. I don’t think it would be worth the trip from the rugged Coromandel to the Lnd of Sasquatch for a date with this woman. But, then again, a wellplaced blow with a Kauori club can do wonders.

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  64. (Psst moe man I think fuzzie might be fanaggling a visit for other reasons, do you??? Shhh. Let’s go w it! I will make lots of ribs and such on the Barbie for your effort!)

    La la la, oooh shiny object!

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  65. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    What? A silly old bear having ulterior motives? La la la la la

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  66. Moehau Man says:

    Well yes I’ll go along with the Moe in a movie idea. They say I’m a natural for a part where I don’t have to act, although I’m not sure why. I was cast as an abysmal brute in an amateur clan play in my youth.

    If you can supply a tree from which I can fashion a Kauri Club (Redwood would do) it might save me problems as I’ve heard Customs will get all jumpy if I carry a Club.

    This would be the first overseas trip by a Moehau Man in many generations, therefore I will expect some befitting form of reward after arrival. Cash or kind will do. However, if Sumo were to officiate at the barbie I’d settle for that. I might even club a deer over the head for fresh game, to save you the cost of the meat. Now you couldn’t get a fairer deal than that, eh? In the absence of deer, I’ll club a Moose or Caribou, or failing those, I’m sure there’ll be a local rancher who wouldn’t miss a fat bullock out of a large herd…

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  67. Yoda says:

    Well yes I’ll go along with the Moe in a movie idea.

    Fit in with a Hobbit movie you might.
    Not even leave home you will.

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  68. Yoda says:

    A silly old bear having ulterior motives?

    “Food” is only ulterior motive that a bear might have.

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  69. Yoda says:

    Moe I am pretty sure unless she has a deep seated caveman game fantasy, she would not suit you.

    Strong male Moe is.
    Rough and tough he would be.
    Resist him women cannot.

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  70. Moehau Man says:

    Come to think of it, I’ll knock off a bullock and make it look like it was aliens what done it. On top of me as a grainy Squatch taming a shrew (your Old Prof), the movie will be a dead cert winner. The same Squatch could be seen on film lurking around your property, making it a target for tourists. So we’re talking about a triple whammy, really. Come to think of it, I might bring Mrs Moehau Man (my penny-wise old mum) to handle the subtle sides of business.

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  71. theasdgamer says:

    @ Spawny

    Gin…you might like this…had a couple of gin & tonics at a social event attended by me n the missus. Outdoors, sun & wind, warm, music, burgers, chips, coke, a buddy and his wife (he was an Army MP), jumping on an air pillow, playing with giant hamster balls (you slide into them and then walk the walls of the balls) & crashing into my buddy’s giant hamster ball full speed, climbing a tree just because, saving a woman who was falling out of the tree, her flirtily announcing that she was grabbing my leg on her way out of the tree, me replying “Cheap thrills,” Mrs. Gamer observing the whole thing, heh.

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  72. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    “‘Food’ is the only ulterior motive a bear might have.”
    I am so predictable.

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  73. Cill says:

    Cops investigate report of two seven year olds kissing

    Obviously the kids weren’t same sex or the school would be celebrating it

    Heh.

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  74. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    With respect to the bomb threats, this is within the juridiction of the FBI. Let’s see if they follow through with it. It is not a lightweight offense.

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  75. Yoda says:

    It is not a lightweight offense.

    Neither this would be.

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  76. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    If Scarlett Johansson is not proof against the image of Andera Dworkin, we’re in trouble.

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  77. @ Mel I like how you think! Yes grainy photos to sell for lucritive sums, a trip for you and your mum, messing w the prof’s head, Barbie Q goodness, fun stuff, I like it!!!

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  78. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Barbeque?? Sauce made with honey???
    Again with gnawing paw.

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  79. I can try to get Scarlett Johnson here fuzzie but it’s a tall order…no promises! 😉

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  80. Yoda says:

    Obviously the kids weren’t same sex or the school would be celebrating it

    Moehau Men ever gay they are?

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  81. @ ya’ll the sun is setting in my neck of the woods, the grass is green, the flowers are blooming, the bees are buzzing, the sky is pink and red… goodnight is near… all is well… What more can one ask for, really? Today was a good day!

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  82. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Bloom,
    If we can get her, Farm Boy will be sure to be on hand and we can have a triple date.

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  83. Yoda says:

    If we can get her, Farm Boy will be sure to be on hand and we can have a triple date.

    Contact him I will.
    Working computer he still has not

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  84. Yoda says:

    Today was a good day!

    Happy she is.

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  85. Moehau Man says:

    “Moehau Men ever gay they are?”

    Yes well, the plural of Moehau Man is Moehau Mans. Think Norman. The plural is Normans not Normen, and the female is Norman women, not Norwomen. If Bill Clinton ever tried to call us Moehau Persons, we would not accept such a thing.

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  86. Yoda says:

    Answer question you did not.

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  87. Moehau Man says:

    As you foreign jokers would say, I addressed an important issue of cultural sensitivity.

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  88. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Captain Capitalism has a new post titled “Can Feminism ever Divorce the Government?”
    Yo me, it woud seem that they would not wish to as they derive much power from that source. But, as long as som many of their adherants are calling in threats, how long will government be enamoured with feminism?

    Captain Capitalism’s question may be enough to get a good thread going.

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  89. Yoda says:

    Captain Capitalism’s question may be enough to get a good thread going.

    Bear write it he could.
    Either that, or Yoda do so he will.

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  90. theasdgamer says:

    @ Cill

    You say that I’ve helped you with some things. Have another lesson.

    Issue is a broad (I’ll call her “B”) who is doing stupid 5h1t. I’ve been vetting her. Got her nailed down as to how she thinks. Goes aggressively after what she wants and will get away with as much as she can. Will lie if she thinks she won’t get caught. Goes out solo without her man on the weekend.

    Item 1: She eyeballs me at a dance lesson. Her man is also in the lesson (he’s quite clueless and she disses him a lot to me). I catch her eyeballing me and she quickly stops.

    Item 2: Pretty sure she’s fakking an idiot who’s insecure about his women dancing with me and is generally clueless. Saw her giving him lots of blatant IOI’s (not a problem in and of itself). She came 1.5 hours late to a dance where she had made a point of asking me if I’d be there. (Probably to keep me from meeting someone else there.) She gave a crappy excuse as to why she was late–she volunteered it, I didn’t ask. (Likely volunteered it because she talked with another guy I know about how I speculated that she wasn’t at the dance because she was out with the idiot.) I heard the next day from a buddy that the idiot supposedly was sick and that’s why he wasn’t out with his new girl. My buddy heard this from the idiot’s new girl.

    Item 3: She tells stupid lies where she can get caught. See above.

    Item 4: Pretty sure she’s fakking a guy who dates black girls (think STD’s). Her body language while talking with him was the giveaway. She leaned in heavily and she kept her head much lower than his while chatting across a table. She denied fakking him, lol.

    Some of this is speculative, but the pattern fits.

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  91. Cill says:

    asd

    Yup.

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  92. missattempts says:

    MY PREDICTIONS DID COME TRUE AND WILL COME TRUE!
    DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED IN TEL AVIV ISRAEL, AND IN TEXAS U.S.A.?
    THERE IS A SATANIC CONSPRIRACY TO UTALIZE DARK PIGMENTED AND
    MUSLIM PEOPLE TO OVERTHROW CIVILAZATION!
    THAT GIRL THAT PARTISIPATED IN THE JEWISH DELI ATTACK IN FRANCE IS
    LIVING IN DETROIT U.S.A.! SHE WAS SMUGGLED IN THROUGH MEXICO.
    WHITES ARE ALSO INVOLVED IN THIS SATANIC CONSPIRACY. THE NEWS
    MEDIA (WHICH IS PURPOSELY SPREADING THE DISINFORMATION) AND
    WHITE RADICAL SCUM AS PERSONIFIED BY “OCCUPY WALLSTREET” AND
    MYDRID MARXIST ATHEISTIC GROUPS. THE PRIZE? EVERYTHING THAT THE
    WESTERN WORLD HAS BUILT, AND THE WHITE WOMAN”S VAGINA.

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  93. theasdgamer says:

    @ Cill

    Just because I’m autistic doesn’t mean that I’m totally clueless. Heh.

    On a happier note, Mrs. Gamer is again happy that she’s in love with me.

    I need to find a quick way to reduce a woman’s cortisol level.

    Massage, humor, music, meditation

    http://lissarankin.com/10-fun-ways-to-reduce-your-cortisol-levels

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  94. theasdgamer says:

    @ Cill

    Question about the best way to behave in a situation.

    I’m planning to take a dance lesson tonight. B will likely be there with her man. I don’t feel like dancing with her during the lesson. However, not doing so will create drama, which will be unpleasant and perhaps more unpleasant than dancing with her when she rotates to me during the lesson.

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  95. Cill says:

    asd

    Dance with her, mate. Close yer eyes and think of England.

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  96. Spawny Get says:

    “On a happier note, Mrs. Gamer is again happy that she’s in love with me.”

    Good

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  97. theasdgamer says:

    @ Cill

    When I see her face I know I’ll imagine the idiot’s c0ck in her mouth. Disgusting. And she’ll smile widely and greet me. And I should ignore her greeting since she’s behaved so badly. Dog training methods.

    In any case, I remember my maxim, “Pussy is just pussy.” No need to take it too seriously.

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  98. Cill says:

    Aw hell asd, do you have to imagine that? Take a leaf out of Reginald Perrin’s book and imagine her as a hippo trotting across the African veldt.

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  99. Cill says:

    asd see if this helps

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  100. theasdgamer says:

    Actually, the c0ck in mouth imagining helps to remind me why I want to ignore her. She’s not a hippo by any means.

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  101. theasdgamer says:

    The idiot doesn’t much like me. I think that he blames his last gf dumping him on me. Maybe she compared the two of us. He might have said, “Why do you pay any attention to Gamer? He’s so old.” And she might have replied, “He’s ten times the man you’ll ever be.” That would sting a bit. So, even if I didn’t do anything to merit his enmity, he might still have a basis for it. I tried sharing one of my female dance friends in the hopes of getting into a discussion about whatever was bothering him and he screwed that up. So he’s an idiot.

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  102. theasdgamer says:

    Well, I danced with her and my imagination didn’t intervene. She was a pawn in the idiot’s plan to try to offend me. I think that he has some grudge against me for some imagined part he thinks that I had in another woman breaking up with him.

    I didn’t say one word to her, but I smiled a little once and squeezed her back gently once after a rotation practice dance.

    I’m thinking about talking to her on the phone and explaining what I think is going on. I’ll wait to see if she will instigate for a phone call. The biggest potential problem is if she has changed loyalties, which is a definite possibility. Her tone and IoI’s seem to indicate that this hasn’t happened yet.

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