I GENUINELY PORKED A PPP!! (Predatory Promiscuous Princess)


A report by Choicy the Aussie, who takes one for the team and genuinely porks a PPP (edited by Cill)

Intro by Cill:

I had to edit Choicy fairly heavily to make him explicable. If you read his words with an Australian accent you’ll still get a feel for the man, I hope. If you’re not familiar with the Aussie accent:

The short “i” is pronounced long “e”.
bit = beet
is = eze
him = heem
in = een
Cill = Seal
etc.

The long “i” is pronounced “oi”:
I = oi
like = loik
kind = koind
etc.

Over to Choicy:

Hi, I’m a mate of Cill’s. Cill is half Kiwi for which I forgive him because the better half of him is Aussie, like me. I’ve been in The Land Of The Long White Cloud (New Zealand a.k.a. Godzone a.k.a. The Shaky Isles) for a month, and I read his posts on the Predatory Promiscuous Princesses. He took me to the nearest PPP hotspots and I have to concur with him, the PPPs are thick as flies down there.  I have seen similar in Aussie, but that’s another story.

I said to Cill, “Mate, your research is nowhere near complete, not until you’ve had sex with a PPP. Sex has got to be the next stage.” I was half joking but he agreed with me. If there’s to be a next stage, it has to be sex with a PPP. Cill didn’t want to do it himself, saying he wouldn’t be into sex with a woman he didn’t like. Also he’s kind of preoccupied at the moment. So it looked like that bright idea of mine would go nowhere. Until…

Choicy to the Rescue!

As I was cruising home I put on my thinking cap. Cill is a bloody good mate. In the interests of research I should help out my mate and have sex with a PPP. Us Aussies will do anything for our mates.  I thought it would be a good way to knock off the series on the PPP, give some  thrust to the final episode, ram the message home if you take my point. Otherwise the entire series would lack penetration.

When people say Aussies and Kiwis are similar, they’re wrong.  Kiwi men are quieter and more reserved and can’t field a compliment. Us Aussies are louder and brasher and when we’re good at something we call it like it is. Be sure that when I say I have a point to ram home, it’s a point big enough to wear a top hat, okay?

My biggest worry was rape. My image of the PPP wasn’t very nice. At their whim, they could accuse me of rape and destroy my career and reputation even if I wasn’t convicted. It doesn’t matter how careful a man is, the deck is stacked in her favour and he puts his life in her hands. However, call me a chump, I decided to proceed with the mission.

My report probably is not what you expected. At risk of letting the team down, I have to tell it like it is.

The Crew:

To reiterate what Cill has said, to hook up with a PPP I had to look for a crew.

“The ‘crew’ is a society of PPPs who hunt as a pack for sex in New Zealand. The crew and its hookups are the Sexual Market Place for the PPP.” ( See Trouble between immigrant women and PPPs )

I went down town where Cill took me before, and sure enough there right in front of me was a crew. My first impressions of the PPPs were not good. They were a rumpty bunch. One looked as if she’d swallowed a couple of wheely bins. This PPP thing was starting to look over-rated, somewhere up there with dancing, holding hands and queueing.

I decided to sniff it out before getting in too deep. My first two nights (not consecutive) with the crew were spent talking with four male crew members which worked quite well because they weren’t all busy shagging PPPs at the same time. They were drinking whilst I sort of went through the motions of drinking. At the same time I was visible to the women when they weren’t busy – a sneaky Choicy familiarization technique.

The 4 Men in the Crew

I got friendly with them. I asked lots of questions and I’ve boiled it down to five on which they all concurred:
1. They preferred a new woman each time.
2. They avoided sex more than once with the same woman unless nothing else was available.
3. First time with a new woman was always the best sex.
4. The more sex you’d previously had with a woman, the less intense the sex was.
5. None of them was interested in a relationship with a woman even as a sex partner (they preferred one-off sex).

I Hook up with a PPP

The night came when I went back to the crew to hook up with a PPP. In the interests of research I decided to go dry to keep a clear head. This was no time to pause to think, I had to act positive and be in with a grin at the Binn Inn at Levin then [Cill notes: that last phrase means “in boots and all”. We pestered Choicy to say it so we could can laugh at his accent. “Binn Inn” is the name of a chain store in NZ]

My throat felt as dry as a dead dingo’s donger so I swigged down a handle of Fosters off the tap. I followed it with a whiskey chaser, to sharpen my head for the research. I was on my second chaser when someone bumped my elbow, and there was a PPP. I’d noticed a lot of Kiwi PPPs are not good lookers. This one was a fit-looking voluptuous brunette.

There was a smidgen of small talk until she said “Come on”, and led the way, and I said “Why not? That’s what I’m here for. Taking one for the team.” (I didn’t actually say the “Taking one for the team” part out loud.)  She was turped up and laughing and rearing to go, so off we did go, to a taxi. [Cill notes: and thence to an apartment]

The Sex:

Simply put, she really did honestly and truly enjoy it. There was no acting, no me wondering “is she one of those who likes this, or one of those that like that”, no hard work on my part, just passion and lust and real close-up old-fashioned sex. I felt relaxed whilst hot, no quirks or complications, enjoy it and let yourself rip.

The way she wanted it was mish – me on top holding her close. She’d done it so many times before, with all that practice behind her she knew exactly what to feel. She could teach a trick or two to a King’s Cross hooker. She held gently onto me like she was expecting what sensation to feel because she’d been here before, and how. She knew “let it happen and it will come”, and she went off the Richter scale on the old in and out. We both knew when it was all over at exactly the same time. It was great sex.

She kept holding me and I was happy to stay intertwined. All of a sudden she decided that part was over as well, by pushing my chest with her hands and saying, “Okay, up!” It wasn’t said rudely or anything. I withdrew straight away. I’m very aware of all the rape rules etc. The sudden new situation did seem like a big change from a few seconds earlier. What did she expect of me? I waited for her to dismiss me or whatever. After all, I was here for her reactions, not mine. I’m doing research for my friend. Listen and observe, Choicy, I tell myself.

She stood and sorted some clothes,  and grabbed a towel.  As she walked out she turned and said, “you okay?” She was dismissing me, the bitch.

My humour got the better of me. “Sure! Too-da-loo”, I said. With her back to me she fluttered her fingers at me over her shoulder and went for a shower. PPP over and out.

I learned later why she had been in a hurry. She had sex with at least two more men that same night. She wanted to freshen up before the next round.

My Summary of the PPP:

Marriage: Completely out of the question. She’d be a divorce waiting to happen. She’d put new men and the crew ahead of her partner every time.

LTR: Completely out of the question. She’d be a bustup waiting to happen.

FWB: No thanks, she’d be more interested in sex with new men than friendship. The crew would come before friendship, too.

Sex only: No thanks, I’m not prepared to hang around until she can fit me into her busy sex schedule. Also, I’m inclined to agree with the 4 male crew members. Sex with that same woman again has no great appeal for me. I’d do it, but not seek it. Now that I know the way it would end, I’d not find it as good as the first time, and I’d rather say “been there, done that” and give it a miss.

Overall: You’d be of interest to her until the next screw comes along, then move over rover.  At best you’d be between her and her fun with the crew.

Don’t go away now, there’s more in store! I don’t only help out my mate, I go the extra yard for him beyond the call of duty:

PPP #2

Yes, ever a glutton for punishment I decided one was not enough. I’d extend the research by going for sex with PPP#2

I Hook up with a PPP#2

Next time I merged into the crew, I saw PPP#1 again. Beyond the smile we gave each other, there was nothing there. The crew is a shallow world, a tinsel-town where the image is more important than the true self. I’m truly not interested in any more fun with her. After this experiment is over, I’m not interested in catching up with any of them again, male or female. This is not at all the usual me. I’m always keen to maintain contact with people I meet in my travels, especially in NZ where I’ve built up several close friendships already.

PPP#2 was a real easy hookup.  It was obvious that PPP#1 had primed her about me. I don’t know what she said, except it must have been positive.

PPP#2 was a cute brunette, more petite and chatty than PPP#1. I learned that she’s very much into the crew and its code. She’s sure that the ways of the crew are right and scorns opposing values. The values of the crew are as Cill explained ( See What did New Zealand do to deserve the PPP ). She comes across as quite nice, like one of those hippy women into cults and living in the desert and that sort of thing. A firm believer in the new way.

The Sex with PPP#2:

I think she’s as experienced as PPP#1 but hasn’t absorbed it the same way. PPP#1 might’ve thought something like “This is sensation X, and I like it” then a year or two later “This is sensation X, and it’s driving me wild!” I don’t think PPP#2 had begun any such process.

The sex was very different from PPP#1. PPP#2 was kind of average in the “enjoyed it” stakes, by which I mean she didn’t get off on it the way PPP#1 did. Wanted more positions. We went through them as if it wasn’t the real thing unless with the full range. She didn’t absorb the sensations as PPP#1 did.

Another thing, she was hoping for a connection I think. “Validation”. Afterwards she looked at my face the way they do when they want to know your feelings. She asked if I enjoyed it and I said I did. She nodded. “This way is far better than stoopid dating and going out”, said she.
“I’m not so sure about that”, I replied.
She launched into a big sell (praise) of the crew and became agitated about it. She seemed nice, compared with PP#1 she was anyways, and I had to shut her up. To shut her up I did what I’d not have done with PPP#1, I gave her a quick peck (kiss) and a big hug. She pecked and hugged me back and it appeared heart-felt.

If only she could have allowed herself to let sex happen with clear mind like PPP#1 did.  PPP#1 gave the sex her whole attention. PPP#2 was more multitasking. She was better than average at sex but not as good as PPP#1. A combo of PPP#1 and PPP#2 would not be bad. PPP#1 was superb at sex but fucked it up with attitude.

I was wondering by now, who makes the damn rules?
I asked her “Who makes the rules for the crew? Somebody has to be the rule maker, right?”
We talked about that. She claimed the women make the rules but it was obvious to me my suspicions were correct: the women make the rules to give men what they want.

She even said it: “The women who give men what they want get the most sex.” Her praise of the crew was basically all around this creed: dispense with the damn prelims, just get straight to the sex. If that’s not what men want, I don’t know what is.

Choicy’s Hindsight Impression of the PPP#2:

Throw a spanner in the works:

I think you Kiwi jokers have to start asking, which one is the choir and which the conductor? Most of her talk with me was her confirming the crew society she goes by. I’d bet a can of Fosters, the word “crew” came from a man. No romance, no dating, simply sex because that’s the thing us men are aiming at if we’re honest. She gave me the impression she needed a man to confirm the sex culture she believes in. This is going to sound wacko, I think she was looking for a bond with us men. Not a soul mate as such – “soul mate” is dead as a dodo. More like “I’m doing  the right thing giving equality of lust, how about you give us some deepness?”

When a man has sex with a woman, he’s validating her. The more men she has, the more validating she’s getting. It’s whacked-out logic but there it is, the logic of the crew. So PPP#1 turns them over like a croupier and gets max validation. PPP#2 gets as many men as she can manage but her need for some emotional bonding with a man slows her turn-over rate. So she keeps preaching up the value of the crew, to talk herself into less bonding and more men. I truly reckon that’s what it is. She’s trying to train herself to live with sex as the ultimate goal. It’s her  validation, her all.

 And the reason women make the rules to give men what they want is: The demand for men outstrips the supply.

Choicy’s Final Words:

Although I hated every minute of it, I braced myself and stuck it out. I took one for the Kiwi team!

Until I read Cill’s posts about PPPs I wouldn’t have known they were there. You could travel the length and breadth of NZ and never see a PPP in action. To be fair, if I were a night-clubby type of guy (which I’m not) I couldn’t help but notice them.  When I went looking for them I found them with ease. It’s true, there are a lot of PPPs in NZ.

Note by Cill:

My congratulations Choicy, you took one for the team twice. That’s what I call trans-Tasman mateship.

Choicy took his mission seriously and left me with a ream of notes written in a large heavy hand. I regretted having to cut a lot of it out, it was all good stuff. In trimming it down I removed some of Choicy’s unintended humor, and photographic evidence of himself and PPPs out drinking in the bars and nightclubs. I left them out because I didn’t want to compromise privacy – even though the PPPs were acting up for the camera (knew they were being photographed).

Overall, I had to make a choice (pun intended) and opted for substance over humor.

My Take on the Issue:

Feminism removed the value of women in the eyes of men. If men are going to have any interaction with the creatures of feminism, it will be as limited as men can make it. In NZ there’s a shortage of men. In the phenomenon of the crew, men get what they want: sex with as many women as possible with no bonding.

Note by Spawny Get:

Have to thank the Antipodes for coming through again. This is a great, if tragic, tale. Cheers guys. I’ll be crackin’ a few tinnies in your honour later.

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211 comments on “I GENUINELY PORKED A PPP!! (Predatory Promiscuous Princess)
  1. Cill says:

    Unfortunately as it turns out I’m going to be tied up most of today (Saturday in NZ). I’ll answer questions whenever I get the chance. Could I ask other posters to give this one until Sunday morning NZ Time? (That’s about 7 p.m. Saturday in New York) I’ll have more time to comment then. Weekends are usually rather dead for comments anyway.

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  2. Yoda says:

    A “spanner” a “wrench” it would be.

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  3. Yoda says:

    Movie rights owned by who they are?

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  4. Spawny Get says:

    Mate, what a ripper of a tale. Good on yer. Probably Bonzer should be mentioned in some way here. I read it all with an Aussie accent BTW, in tribute to your exploits.

    I didn’t know you lot actually drank Fosters though. Would you give a 4X for one, or not?

    having said that *ahem* the women sound frigging terrible. What a horror story, I got the colly-wobbles. I have to agree that I’d want no kind of relationship with these women. Where the fuck do they see their life going? Do they even know that they’re broken completely? Whoever sold them the ’empowerment for a woman by shagging like a teen boy with buckets of testosterone but no clues’…they should be strung up by these women. What achievement did they think they’d got? What’s the future? fucksake.

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  5. Spawny Get says:

    Yoda, Monkey wrench or Adjustable spanner? which sounds more sophistamacated, ehh?

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  6. Spawny Get says:

    #1 sounded like she was being interviewed to be a prossie.

    Are Kiwi Sheilas different to Aussie ones?

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  7. Cill says:

    Choicy can’t hear you mate. He’s threatening to return to NZ to watch a couple of World Cup cricket matches – not live but – typical Aussie – on my TV here! He’s like that. Fly overseas to watch TV sport with your mate then fly home again.

    Anyway, if we can keep this post current until midday Sunday (Saturday evening EST in U.S.A) I’ll get Choicy to respond to comments. It’ll be worth it, he’s hilarious.

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  8. Yoda says:

    What achievement did they think they’d got?

    Young existance with blobs and v they have.
    Blundered into it they did.

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  9. Cill says:

    “Are Kiwi Sheilas different to Aussie ones?”

    I’ll answer for Choicy:

    Yeah. More blond Aussies than Kiwis. Aussie slappers are precocious in a different way, without any need for a crew. They’ll accost you in the street and ask you for a date.

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  10. Yoda says:

    Adjustable spanner

    “Crescent wrench” that would be.

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  11. Cill says:

    There’s more Irish in Aussie ancestry. The Celtic side of Kiwi is more Scots. I wouldn’t say Kiwis are more dour, but quieter voices and more reserved – not a hell of a lot, but a bit.

    Choicy himself is an outback Aussie (“lives in the sticks”) miles from civilization. He doesn’t exaggerate his Aussie-ness, he’s the genuine article. Bloody good hunter, too. We catch crocs, Choicy and I.

    If I leave you for a while, I promise to respond to all comments when I return. 😉

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  12. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Cill,
    I can see why M likes you.

    While reading this post, I couldn’t help but be reminded of this song. I don’t know why.

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  13. Yoda says:

    Fuzzie Bear,

    For this blog “I Drink Alone” more appropriate it is.

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  14. Cill says:

    Fuzzie, Thorogood “She threw me out just as pretty as she pleased”

    That’s about the effect of it, all right.

    Yoda,
    I drink alone, yeah

    Well no, actually. Next time I drink will be with Choicy With nobody else

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  15. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    “I Drink Alone” is too depressing and anti social. To stay in the alcohol genre may I submit?

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  16. Yoda says:

    wheely bins

    Hmmm????

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  17. Cill says:

    Choicy would like that number, Fuzzie.I reckon he’ll play it when he’s here tomorrow. Hang about, while I fill in more info re PPP#2 who was better than PPP#1 – a bit screwed up (pun intended again) but not a bad person. I’ll see if Molly will hold the fort while I get Choicy’s notes sorted out.

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  18. Yoda says:

    I decided to sniff it out before getting in too deep.

    Diseases sense you do?
    Wise this is.

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  19. Yoda says:

    None of them was interested in a relationship with a woman even as a sex partner (they preferred one-off sex).

    Big warning sign to women this should be.

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  20. Cill says:

    Wheely bin:

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  21. Cill says:

    … known in NZ as Rubbish Bins

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  22. Cill says:

    “Diseases sense you do?
    Wise this is.”

    Good point. Choicy went thoroughly protected. I pays to be safe in this SMP:

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/7629445/Study-highlights-casual-sex-among-students

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  23. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Cill,
    We call them trash cans.

    And now, for the song that made George Thorogood famous. What will the PPPs do with this?

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  24. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    It’s hard to wrap my head around Choicy’s story of PPP#1. She takes him home, has a great experience the first time, and, then, doesn’t want any more to do with him? WTF?

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  25. Cill says:

    Fuzzie it’s difficult to know who set the patterns: the PPPs or the men. The men said “They preferred a new woman each time”, and preferred sex with the same woman no more than once. I’ll see if I can add a comment re PPP#2. Choicy’s experience with her suggests that it might be the men setting the patterns. I’m multitasking here so it might be some time.

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  26. Molly says:

    Yoda :mrgreen: and FUZZZIE! 🐻 share these 🌯 🌯 🌯 🌯 🌯 🌯

    I know Choicy and I’ve got his notes. I’ll answer questions if I can 🙄

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  27. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Molly! Tou have been missed! 🌯 🌯 🌯 🐻 🙄

    Cill,
    No rush on that. It was a rhetorical question. As for who sets the “rules”, I always thought it was the women at all times.

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  28. Cill says:

    Excuse the confusion with my editing of Molly’s comment folks. She asked me to change FB to Yoda and in my haste I changed her name instead! I’ve corrected it now.

    I’m doing too many things at once here. o_O

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  29. Yoda says:

    Molly,

    The Verde face correct you did.

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  30. molly says:

    :mrgreen: is correct 🙂

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  31. Liz says:

    The pork was genuine?
    No additives or anything artificial?
    (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk)
    Thanks to Choicy for his…dedication to the tast at hand. 🙂

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  32. Yoda says:

    The pork was genuine?

    White meat it was.

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  33. Cautiously Pessimistic says:

    I wonder if PPP’s are like the walking insane? By that, I’m referring to the insane folk that are still rational enough to know how sane people behave and ape that behavior, rather than follow their own inclinations? As in, “It’s unlikely that I’m actually covered in bugs, so I’ll pretend like I’m not.”

    They’ve got a warped view of how men think, so they’re trying to act like that, rather than how their instincts are telling them they should act?

    Or that could just be my own nice guy trying to find an out for them, rather than admit they really are like that. This would be so much simpler if they really were men with vaginas. Or if they were women that behaved like I was taught women behaved.

    Okay, enough self-pity. Back to what’s in front of me.

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  34. Yoda says:

    Opposite of POPs this is.
    Perhaps moderation good it is?

    http://www.wired.com/2015/02/demisexuality/

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  35. Yoda says:

    PPPs that would be.
    Auto correct not adapted to manosphere it is.

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  36. Yoda says:

    I wonder if PPP’s are like the walking insane?

    Feral women gorging themselves they are.
    Unnatural this is.
    In nature gorging typically happens not.

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  37. Spawny Get says:

    Might be of interest
    http://notesfromaredpillgirl.com/2015/02/20/what-women-dont-get/
    If you’re in the mood to help bridge the gender chasm of misunderstanding that is. If not, don’t worry about it. Too late for the PPPs

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  38. Cill says:

    Choicy’s notes on PPP#2:

    I think she’s as experienced as PPP#1 but hasn’t absorbed it the same way. PPP#1 might’ve thought something like “This is sensation X, and I like it” then a year or two later “This is sensation X, and it’s driving me wild!” I don’t think PPP#2 had begun any such process.

    The sex was very different from PPP#1. PPP#2 was kind of average in the “enjoyed it” stakes, by which I mean she didn’t get off on it the way PPP#1 did. Wanted more positions. We went through them as if it wasn’t the real thing unless with the full range. She didn’t absorb the sensations as PPP#1 did.

    Another thing, she was hoping for a connection I think. “Validation”. Afterwards she looked at my face the way they do when they want to know your feelings. She asked if I enjoyed it and I said I did. She nodded. “This way is far better than stoopid dating and going out”, said she.
    “I’m not so sure about that”, I replied.
    She launched into a big sell of the crew and became agitated about it. She seemed nice, compared with PP#1 she was anyways, and I had to shut her up. To shut her up I did what I’d not have done with PPP#1, I gave her a peck and a hug. She kissed and hugged me back and it appeared heart-felt.

    If she could have allowed herself to let sex happen with clear mind like PPP#1 did. Like PPP#1 gave the sex her whole attention. PPP#2 was more multitasking. She was better than average at sex but not as good as PPP#1. A combo of PPP#1 and PPP#2 would be not bad. PPP#1 was superb at sex but fucked it up with attitude.

    Back to Cill: Choicy has more on the subject but I’m adding this now and the rest later.

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  39. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    That link is describing something nuts. You can’t tell me that 18 and 19 year olds don’t have libidoes.Why do I get the feeling that we are be set up, again?
    I saw this over at Chateau Heartiste and thought to link. It does sound similar to what MGTOWs are saying. Whaile PUAs may put this info to a different application, we’re both seeing the same socially unacknowledged reality.

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  40. Yoda says:

    Bear head over to Bloom’s he should.

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  41. Cill says:

    Liz,
    I pass on your thanks. He’ll be here later so you can thank him then if you like – if you can tolerate his cheek. On the other hand he might be a perfect gentleman. Depends on whether he squabbles with the “Air Hostess” (his name for Flight Attendant) on the flight over.

    Yoda,
    You’re correct, the meat was white. Actually, I’ve never seen a brown PPP.

    CP,
    I think the female “Group Think” is insane, not just here but all over the Western World. Insofar as many women buy into that insanity they are taking it into themselves. For an example of the madness, look at the link in Yoda at 12:33 am. I agree with Yoda at at 12:27 am, too.

    Spawny,
    Thanks for the link mate. When I’m”in the mood to help bridge the gender chasm” I’ll have a good look at it 😉

    Fuzzie,
    Re the link in Yoda at 12:33 am, In a way, it’s the maddest of white female madness to date.

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  42. molly says:

    Yoda I can’t believe what I read at your link. I’m like Alice in Wonderland. o_O

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  43. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    To Bloom’s I have been and commented.

    The 12:33am link was mentioned here before. Spawny suggested aggressive lawyers. Still no word on the identity of the school. Considering William F. Buckley’s old magazine picked it up, with further facts, it may get a full MSM full court press. This is on the order of “Man bites dog”.

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  44. Yoda says:

    “War on due process” it is.

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  45. Yoda says:

    female “Group Think” is insane, not just here but all over the Western World

    Prone to this they are.
    Synchronized hamsters do result.
    New Olympic sport this is.

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  46. Yoda says:

    Males more independent of thought they are.
    Aggressively try to understand situations they do.
    Product of testosterone this is.

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  47. Cill says:

    Spawny I followed your link and left an earth-shattering message. Expect the sky to fall down any moment (heh heh just joking) 😉

    [Cill’s note: See next comment below]

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  48. Cill says:

    “Males more independent of thought they are”

    More objective-thinking too:

    http://notesfromaredpillgirl.com/2015/02/20/what-women-dont-get/comment-page-1/#comment-2950

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  49. Cill says:

    Choicy’s notes re PPP#2 contd:

    To me “validation” means “give the nod”, “approve”.

    I was wondering by now, who makes the damn rules?
    I asked her “Who makes the rules for the crew? Somebody has to be the rule maker, right?”
    We talked about that. She claimed the women make the rules but it was obvious to me my suspicions were correct: the women make the rules to give men what they want.

    She even said it: “The women who give men what they want get the most sex.” Her praise of the crew was basically all around this creed: dispense with the damn prelims, just get straight to the sex. If that’s not what men want, I don’t know what is.

    When a man has sex with a woman, he’s validating her. The more men she has, the more validating she’s getting. It’s whacked-out logic but there it is, the logic of the crew. So PPP#1 turns them over like a croupier and gets max validation. PPP#2 gets as many men as she can manage but her need for some emotional bonding with a man slows her turn-over rate. So she keeps preaching up the value of the crew, to talk herself into less emotional bonding and more men. I truly reckon that’s what it is.

    Back to Cill: very interesting stuff from Choicy, I didn’t know an Aussie could be that perceptive. 😉

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  50. Cill says:

    If you reload the current page and look under the heading “The Sex with PPP#2” you’ll see I’ve added to the post according to Choicy’s copious notes. These might change your attitude towards the nature of the crew, and who makes the rules and for whom.

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  51. Cill says:

    Also look at the heading: “Choicy’s Hindsight Impression of the PPP#2”

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  52. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    That story came out of Britain where all the people pay into national health insurance. While they’re charging men and women the same, women are getting seventy five percent of the benefit. It’s not neglect at this level and for this long.

    Cill,
    I still can understnd the PPPs. It must be peer pressure from the crew. One would think the natural thing for women would be to find a sweetheart.

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  53. Cill says:

    Fuzzie,

    “peer pressure from the crew”. I agree. They’re also floundering around with feminism and “empowerment” and “validation”.

    Note: “And the reason women make the rules to give men what they want is: The demand for men outstrips the supply.”

    Those blokes are not helping things any. What if they changed “give us easy free sex” to “find a sweetheart”?

    Mostly Feminism, but men also had a hand in the making of the PPP.

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  54. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Cill,
    While I believe that urge to pair bond is stronger in women, it is still present in men. I would think if a guy hit it off with a gal, he would come back for more. This is opposite to what the PPPs are doing. For them, it’s once and done.

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  55. Cill says:

    Fuzzie, the NZ men are not coming back for more. I knew this already. You can see the problem: Feminism removed the value of women in the eyes of men. If men are going to have any interaction with the creatures of feminism, it will be as limited as men can make it. There’s a shortage of men, men get what they want: sex with as many women as possible with no bonding.

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  56. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Cill,
    I think the PPPs devised this strategy on their own and it’s half baked. They think that they are giving men what they want and, in the end, nobody is getting what they want.

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  57. Yoda says:

    I think the PPPs devised this strategy on their own

    Stumbled into it they did.

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  58. Cill says:

    The PPPs stumbled into this strategy. Men are in short supply, so they get what they want out of the crap that’s left. Nobody ends up with what they want. I’ve said it before: I’m not blaming the “alphas”. I might make fun of them, but I’m not blaming them. They are making the most that they can out of a bad deal. The bad deal was of Feminism’s making.

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  59. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Molly,
    I tried to picture what instrument you would play in this band. It would be fun to watch you play the drums. 🐻 🙄

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  60. Wow, that’s pretty wacked on so many levels. (But ya’ll know that.) At what age does this crew business start? Sad, like was said, gal 1 seems to have lost all touch w sex being anything more than a physical act? To have one time sex w three different guys in a night is a good thing? Empowering? Her perspective is way way off. :/ sad, totally sad.

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  61. Spawny Get says:

    You can’t fix these women, they’re done. If they were ever to understand how broken their behaviour was…they’d go insane from that. And in any case, just what bonding ability will they ever have? The only hope for them is a new legal status of perpetual child with an adult supervisor male (not one of the slut boys). The only reason a male might choose that role would be to get children of his own that the law would enforce his right to bring up as he sees fit. Of course if we get artificial wombs going, we don’t need these women to change at all.

    I hope these women realise who betrayed them, and burn down feminism. In reality all that will happen is that they blame men for this and make men take them on as they are. Because that’s what women do nowadays; refuse responsibility and blame men for everything then expect them to fix the problem (this one can’t be fixed in the PPPs).

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  62. Spawny Get says:

    Currently available on Kindle Unlimited
    The Key Logger: A Forbidden Glimpse into the True Nature of Women

    From the reviews

    I read this in one sitting (it took me under 2 hours). As a student of game for the past 2 years, I knew women were inherently deceitful, so I went into this with my eyes open. Or so I thought. The true nature of women, as presented here, was much MUCH worse than I expected. But I can live with it. The author gives some great advice in the end for how to a) accept women for what they are, and b) how to navigate your future relationships with women given this insight into their psyche.

    For all those guys wondering why she won’t return your calls.
    For all those guys thinking women are all loyal.

    And yes, extreme measures for extreme circumstances. Is it ethical? Nope.
    But it does prove a point: Most women have many guy hitting on them constantly, so they play the market.
    It’s no different if you’re a guy with women constantly giving you their numbers, you also have many options and play the market.
    But this applies to 80% of women and only 10-15% of men.

    It took me a while to warm up to this book. At first it really seemed like the author was throwing himself a bit of a pity party. It also struck me as a bit naive that he believed the women in the stories he told were “good girls” who would have some high level of undying loyalty to him. I only mention this because it seems like most of the relationships took place in foreign countries that are notorious for women who make their living cultivating the good girl image with several guys in hopes that the men will send money or at least provide them with a certain lifestyle while the guy is in town.

    For example, he mentions a girl who took him on a tour of hers and surrounding cities on her motorbike. She was conveniently on vacation for long enough to do this. He doesn’t specify but my guess is this was somewhere in South East Asia, probably Vietnam where many people are not financially well off enough to take vacations like that. What’s more likely is that she meets foreign men, spends time with them and after confessing her undying love and willingness to be faithful gets some to sponsor her.

    I’m not disapproving of his behavior or necessarily theirs, I’m only saying that I think he has become a bit jaded about the ability of women to tell the truth mainly because of the type of woman he has dated.

    Don’t get me wrong, women in developed countries lie and manipulate men for personal gain. As someone who has accessed a lover’s social media pages in the past I can attest to the duplicitous nature of some women. I also empathize with the pain that comes along with reading certain words from someone who moments before professed their love for you.

    The book’s main strength lies in the end. At the end of the book the author goes into great detail about the types of men that many women (especially women who physically speaking are in their prime and not short on suitors) keep around. That knowledge alone will probably help many readers to avoid heartbreak by not becoming one of those guys.

    The book’s end alone makes it worth the purchase as many men find themselves frustrated by the behavior of the women they pursue and the end of the book will help a lot of men understand how some women perceive them and to a certain degree who they can adjust those perceptions.

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  63. Liz says:

    “The only reason a male might choose that role would be to get children of his own that the law would enforce his right to bring up as he sees fit.”

    Why would anyone want children from someone like that? Paternity isn’t assured, and the baby would probably have fetal alcohol syndrome.

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  64. Liz says:

    To be frank, I’m not sure how synthetic incubators/PPP incubators-with-baby-taking-and-holding privileges would help anything really.

    99.99 percent of the work in parenting goes into the child rearing process, not the baby making process and I’m not sure why single parenthood with revolving door mommies and caregivers would be much better for either the child or society at large than revolving door daddies and caregivers.

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  65. Yoda says:

    To be frank, I’m not sure how synthetic incubators/PPP incubators-with-baby-taking-and-holding privileges would help anything really.

    The situation bad it is.
    Desperate for solutions one might be.

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  66. Yoda says:

    You can’t fix these women, they’re done

    Somebody invent a therapy they will.
    Paid for by the government it shall be.
    Administered by women employees it will be.
    Men pay in all manners they will.

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  67. Liz says:

    “The situation bad it is.
    Desperate for solutions one might be.”

    You’re right of course, but the situation was created via perverse incentives/disincentives.
    It can be solved with the proper incentives/disincentives too.
    There was a time when there were serious costs to ending one’s marriage for frivolous reasons. There were costs to being an unfit parent, and huge social costs to being a slut.

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  68. Yoda says:

    Because that’s what women do nowadays; refuse responsibility and blame men for everything then expect them to fix the problem

    The Patriarchy to blame it is.
    Solution to eliminate due process it would be.

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  69. Cill says:

    Spawny,

    Choicy lives in the bush and doesn’t have email, so I’m thinking of creating a “secure” gmail for him to use while he’s here. I’m trying to find a dinkum Aussie avatar 😉

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  70. Yoda says:

    There were costs to being an unfit parent, and huge social costs to being a slut.

    Better for all this was.

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  71. Cill says:

    Fuzzie,
    Thanks to you, Molly “discovers” George Thorogood. She’s just left to collect Choicy from the airport, and she declared her intention of buying a Thorogood dvd while she’s about it. When they arrive I’ve no doubt they’ll be yakking Thorogood non-stop, because it’s the sort of music Choicy likes too.

    Bloom,
    PPPs get into the crew at university stage, whether they’re living with their mother or not. Inevitably I’ve met a number of PPPs (friends of friends of friends) and every one of them was brought up by a solo mum. Some of the non-university (less educated) PPPs look under-age to me – 14 or 15 – jail sentences waiting to happen to some idiot man. Yeah Bloom, it’s sad.

    Spawny,
    “We’rrruh doomed!” A great Dad’s Army episode. Mainwaring was just about the greatest tragi-comedic part ever IMHO. “If they were ever to understand how broken their behaviour was…they’d go insane from that”. I’ve met some of the PPPs of yesteryear. Broken in every respect. “I hope these women realise who betrayed them, and burn down feminism.” Incredibly, they don’t. They’re too indoctrinted to think that far. “A Forbidden Glimpse into the True Nature of Women”. I was wondering when it would come to light, the equivalent of the PPP elsewhere…

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  72. Cill says:

    Liz,
    Artificial wombs would come under the control of the lefto-feminists for sure. The children would be indoctrinated in nursey camps staffed entirely by fembots and sycophants. Capture the minds of children and you have them for life. The fembots will make sure no-one gets to know that dads make good parents. Hang on, is this not the kindergartens and schools of today, here in Godzone already?

    Yoda,
    Ditto (lazy I am)

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  73. Spawny Get says:

    Choicy sent me a pic for you to use Cill*

    (*technically speaking, this is a lie)

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  74. Farm Boy says:

    Thanks to you, Molly “discovers” George Thorogood.

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  75. Cill says:

    That’s a good likeness there, Spawny.

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  76. Spawny Get says:

    Cill, great news
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pams-11421-Australian-with-Corks/dp/B0012CR2E2/
    When you go to the actual page you’ll see the picture that I supplied first

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  77. Yello
    Choicy here. Well I had a gander at my post and have to say, it looks a whole lot better than the original. Cillo of course takes the mickey out of my accent. So how about Kaywayisms, eh?

    “Yeah, no, I dunno mate, eh”
    That made sense duddunnut, eh.

    Short “i” pronounced short “u” e.g:
    is = uz
    his = huz
    hit = hut
    didn’t it = duddunnut
    etc

    😉

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  78. I’ll just get this out of the way before getting into the serious. Kiwis call a dunny a:

    No wonder they call NZ The Shaky Isles.

    Cillo says I’ve Spawny to thank for the fancy links on the post like “Trouble between immigrant women and PPPs )” instead of “http://www”. Mate, it’s a work of beauty.

    Thanks for my avatar too, mate. It’s a corker look you’ve given me there, like looking in the mirror.

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  79. Farm Boy says:

    What purpose do the corks serve?

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  80. Spawny Get says:

    You’re welcome, it’s easy to do in editing. The links, I mean. Copy the link address into the buffer, highlight the text you want as the label, hit the link icon, paste the address into the box and hit okay a couple of times. Job’s a good ‘in. Looks prettier.

    Cheers for the accent differentiation, very useful to us remote folk. Maybe a potential post in the differences. Could save hassle as you guys hate being mixed up as much as we do.

    Must offer admiration of the lengths you’ll go to in researching the PPPs, in and out.

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  81. SFC Ton says:

    One of the many female hypocrisies in the current SMP is….. women are as likely to want a no strings attached one night stand as any player but when she does it, it’s empowering; when he does it it’s harmful to her, society and the earth ‘s trajectory around the sun threatening all of man kind.

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  82. Farm Boy says:

    women are as likely to want a no strings attached one night stand as any player but when she does it, it’s empowering; when he does it it’s harmful to her, society and the earth ‘s trajectory around the sun threatening all of man kind.

    Women are the gateway to sex.
    The law says so.

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  83. Spawny Get says:

    The corks keep the flies off. Saves on deodorant.

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  84. Now let’s reply to all the nice people. Let’s see:

    Yoda is first. Jeeze mate, you’re not the dinkum version are you? The safe course of action would be for me to assume your Yoda the Jedi, and I better watch my words. Looks like you don’t have spanners in your neck of the swamp, but fair go mate, a spanner is simply a spanner. No offence mate. And ah… the Movie rights will be owned by the man who took one for Team Kiwi. My reward from Cillo is a couple of cases of Fosters waiting for me here. I’m not complaining, but I can’t be bought either. Those movie rights are mine, I earned them. 😉

    Spawny,
    “Mate, what a ripper of a tale”. Gee thanks mate. I’m just a bloke from Aussie, doing my bit for the team. Fosters is the only amber for me. Any place doesn’t have Fosters on tap is a den of heathens. 4x? No way, mate. “The women sound frigging terrible” – yes they were. The PPPs were a painful mission. My donger has hung like a broken-necked goose since then. “What’s the future? fucksake.” Yeah.

    “Are Kiwi Sheilas different to Aussie ones?” Bit of a touchy subject around here. 😉 Now Molly and the ladies in Cillo’s family are a sight to cure blindness in a blink. However truth to tell, Aussie sheilas are prettier on average than Kiwi birds. A lot of people say the Kiwi men are better looking than Kiwi women. Think of a whole population shifted towards the male side, the men and women all more masculine than average. That’s NZ. Don’t get me wrong, there’s some bonzer Kiwi sheilas. That’s the funny thing about it, the best of them are the best you see anywhere, like the little lady not far from where I’m sitting right now.

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  85. Spawny, most blokes will do anything for a bit of the old in and out. I shagged PPP#1 like a one-eyed snake and it would of been a great memory if I didn’t learn what she’s like. No more of the old in and out with that slapper, mate. No fucking way.

    SFC Ton, I spoke to several of the PPPs and yeah mate, words like “empowering” flowed out of them like the trots. “female hypocrisies”. yeah.

    Farm Boy, “Women are the gateway to sex.
    The law says so.” I hadn’t heard of that. Choicy scratches head. You’re talking about all the rape culture palaver?

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  86. Spawny Get says:

    The trots = diarrhoea

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  87. Farm Boy, Cillo filled me in. False rape, DV, divorce law, guilty till proven innocent.
    “Women are the gateway to sex.
    The law says so.”
    I understand you now.

    I’m a man of the land too, Farm Boy. Cattle and sheep, and I breed camels for shipping to Arabs at rip-off prices 😉

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  88. Don’t tell them I said that though 😉

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  89. Spawny Get says:

    How odd. I was looking around an alpaca farm just yesterday. Decided not to buy.

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  90. Spawny Get says:

    Quite liked the alpacas (curious creatures), they weren’t the problem.

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  91. FuzzieWuzzie you like George Thorogood. Good for you, mate. I’ll listen all of those before I leave.

    Liz, The pork was genuine? I reckon! As genuine as a PPP pork can be, anyhow. “No additives or anything artificial?” No strap-ons, no machines, no plastic, just Choicy and his one-eyed trouser snake. Thanks for your thanks Liz. I’m just an Aussie joker doing his bit for the world.

    Yoda, yeah the PPPs were all white.

    Cautiously Pessimistic, “they’re trying to act like that, rather than how their instincts are telling them they should act”. Yep. I’d say it’s unnatural. Yoda says the same thing down a bit.

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  92. Yoda says:

    words like “empowering” flowed out of them

    Empowering to be fucked it is.
    Not logical this would be.

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  93. Yoda says:

    The “trots”, “runs” here they are.
    Diarrhea right we do.

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  94. When I was a kid I called them peanut brownies. It put me off eating those bikkies for good. I took to calling it mustard and now I hate mustard too. There’s some nasty worms in outback Oz and the trots can kill a man in no time flat.

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  95. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Choicyischoice,
    Welcome to the party! Now, it looks like I’ve gotten myself in trouble by reccommending Georg Thorogood. In the early part of his career, he toured the US. Fifty states in fifty days.

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  96. Farm Boy says:

    choicyischoice,

    Will you become a regular here?

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  97. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get at 10:37am,
    “But this applies to 80% of the women and only 10-15% of the men.”
    So the SMP is set up to serve the greater portion of women and only a small minority of men?

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  98. Gidday Fuzzie. Thanks for the welcome. Goerge Thorogood is a bottler, mate. Molly is playing a brand new Goerge Thorogood disk right now. Him with The Destroyers is a corker of a sound.

    Tell me, you jokers are from all over the place, right? NZ, USA, Canada, Pommy Land?

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  99. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Choicyischoice,
    We are from all over the English speaking world. While I was born and rainsed in California, I now live in Indiana.

    Yoda,
    Over at Bloom’s Girlwithadragonflytattoo said that she liked your comments. I think it’s the Yodish syntax.

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  100. Farm Boy, “Will you become a regular here?” No mate, unless I’m travelling. There’s no internet in the boonies where I live. I could all cark it and nobody would know for weeks. We’ve got radio and that’s it. I plan to pay visits to Cillo and Molly if they’ll have me and catch up with you then. I’ll be leaving soon, might be back in a few hours, depending on what kind of hospitality this country has got in store for me 😉

    It’s been nice to meet you all. Another 5 minutes and I’ll be off like a robber’s dog.

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  101. Spawny Get says:

    Look forward to your next visit and report. Bon vols.

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  102. Liz says:

    Nice to meet you too, Choicy! Good to have you ’round these parts.
    Thanks again. 🙂

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  103. Thanks Spawny and Liz. It will take time for the old donger to recover, but I’m proud to have been of service. Goodbye to you and FuzzieWuzzie, Yoda, Farm Boy, SFC, redpillgirlnotes, Cautiously Pessimistic.

    Farewell from the Man Who Took It For The Team.

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  104. Cautiously Pessimistic says:

    Hey, Choicy. Hope to see you around more. I ain’t from the U.S. I’m from Texas. Born here. Still here. Know where I’m gonna die? Idaho or Montana are acceptable answers. But my money’s on Texas. Course you know what they say. You wanna make God laugh, tell ‘Im your plans. Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t make them, though. We’ve got brains for a reason.

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  105. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    In regards to the “busy” woman, there is more. The prosecution has video evidence.

    https://toysoldier.wordpress.com/2015/02/19/caught-on-camera/

    She wi8 probably get a light sentence but, these things are coming up far too often to be rare. It would not surprise me if every school district has one of these scandals going on.

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  106. Cill says:

    From my own experience, I wouldn’t be surprised if adult women sexually exploiting much younger boys has always been common. Nobody could have given a toss about it.

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  107. Cill says:

    Where are my manners? I’d like to join in with thanking Choicy too. It’s typical of the man that he’d downplay how difficult it was. The threat of rape was his biggest worry.

    Onya, mate!

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  108. Yoda says:

    Choicy leaves, Degoba this becomes.

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  109. molly says:

    Thanks for the George Thorogood Fuzzie! 🐻 Choicy loved it too.

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  110. molly says:

    Choicy will be back later, long as a woman doesn’t nab him for the night 😉
    I thought you’d all ask him more questions.

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  111. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    You’re more than welcome Molly! 🌯 🌯 🌯 🐻 :roll;

    You never did respond to assertion that a furby could play drums.
    That would be fun to watch!

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  112. molly says:

    I could jump on the drum with my feet! 😀

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  113. Cill says:

    “Yes, some people are victimized by minors. However, it is unlikely that a 35-year-old woman would be repeatedly victimized by five different high school boys in her classes over a year. It is also unlikely that the five boys would engage in the same behavior to the extent that investigators would accuse the woman of grooming the boys.”

    If the accused were a 35 Y.O. man and the victims 15 Y.O. girls, he might as well save everybody the trouble, lock himself in a jail cell and throw away the key.

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  114. molly says:

    If Choicy comes back today, I’ll be too busy to comment. I’ll be fetching him cold bottles of Fosters when he types his comments. He’s funny to watch! His fingers are big like Cill’s and he types real slow. I think Fuzzie has wide fingers as well. He hits mult keys like tfar5n for tarn. 😛 Or he has long eyesight.

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  115. Yoda says:

    Probably bear claws not made for typing they are.
    Similar I am.
    Three fingers I have.
    My sharp claws get in the way of typing they do.
    Curse of not being human we have.

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  116. Yoda says:

    How Furby drive to airport she does?

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  117. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Cill,
    With the sexes reversed, yes, the man may as well jump off a cliff but, it’s not likely to happen. One, there aren’t that many men in education anymore and, two, those that are are all to aware of the consequences. I did hear a former male grade school teacher talk about how, by third grade, girls are fully aware of how to leverage a false accusation. He’s teaching in South America now.

    Molly,
    I guess you don’t have to worry about hitting two keys at once. Voice to text software?

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  118. Cill says:

    I’ve heard schoolkids say their favorite teachers are men, but there aren’t enough of them. I’d think being a male teacher would be a constant risk. All a girl has to do is accuse you and your reputation is ruined.

    I know a man who wasn’t allowed into teacher training because he couldn’t agree that women are more victimized than men. Do these ideological credentials apply in your part of the world?

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  119. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Cill,
    I am not involved in education, so I would be guessing. It is female and feminist dominated over here. That much, I can say.

    Yoda,
    Furbies would be handicapped to the extreme in driving. Unable to reach the pedals with their feet, no arms to steer with, and can’t turn the the key even to start the engine makes the whole proposition a no go.

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  120. Yoda says:

    I know a man who wasn’t allowed into teacher training because he couldn’t agree that women are more victimized than men

    Strive to be victims women do.
    Their highest calling it is.
    More important than motherhood would be.

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  121. Yoda says:

    I did hear a former male grade school teacher talk about how, by third grade, girls are fully aware of how to leverage a false accusation.

    Good that “starter husband” to that low grade it has filtered not.

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  122. Yoda says:

    can’t turn the the key even to start the engine makes the whole proposition a no go.

    Bear behind times he is.
    Recent cars push button starters they have.
    A Furby push with their head they could.

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  123. molly says:

    “starter husband”?
    I do hope it doesn’t mean like “trial run”? 😦

    FYI Choicy will come back here in a few hours, too late for you in USA EST.

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  124. molly says:

    I do get by armless. I’m not sure how tho. I do a lot with my feet. 🙂

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  125. Cill says:

    In a scrap she’d have to specialize in the head butt.

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  126. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    We have been complaining about the mainstream media and their biases. Here’s something that I just stumbled on. Journalistically, it’s OK but, it’s silly.

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  127. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Furbies must need a lot of aspirin.

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  128. Well I just couldn’t stay away. I had to return to you jokers, a bit too late they tell me. That’s a shame. It’s not yet 7 p.m. in Kaywayland and I’m a box of birds.

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  129. Righto you two Kayways, it’s just you and me. Whack the top off a Fosters, Cillo?

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  130. Sumo says:

    If I could remember how to post pictures here, I’d share an image of the liter of beer I’m currently drinking.

    That’s 32 oz for you non-metric Philistines.

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  131. Gidday Sumo
    We’re metric here. The glass I like to skull from is a schooner:

    It’s the amber brown liquid inside it that matters most though, eh?

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  132. Choicy says:

    Just to rub it in, the beer i like to drink is:

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  133. Spawny Get says:

    I’d almost rather rub it in than drink it TBH. Still if it’s hot it’s unwise to drink the strong stuff, I suppose. I tried drinking Elephant on Koh Tao (didn’t realise it was 7+%), luckily someone told me after only a few bottles. (No chundering involved). The beer was good very good, you just had to bear the strength in mind


    7.2% ABV (might not be 7.2 in Murikan, after all pints aren’t pints, gallons aren’t gallons, tons aren’t tonnes)

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  134. Spawny Get says:

    Didn’t you like me fixing your Festers pic?

    On the comment edit page
    Cut the URL for the image (ctrl-X), hit the ‘img’ button, paste the URL (ctrl+V), hit return twice…et voila mes amis.

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  135. Spawny Get says:

    Directly from the keyboard, commenters can use
    [img src=”http://wibble.com/BLAHBLAH.png” alt=”” /]

    replace the ‘[‘ and ‘]’ with the angle brackets as normal

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  136. Spawny Get says:

    Ah! a tinny (the image above). Yep, hate those trips to the bottle bank myself.

    Drinking Elephant in the UK would be fine, if you can find it at an acceptable price. Never really hot enough that dehydration might cause over indulgence.

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  137. Choicy says:

    I stick to Fosters. When I change my beer I get pissed as a newt and silly as a chook. I stick to the devil I know.

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  138. Spawny Get says:

    I partake of Stella Tortoise myself. Budweiser Budvar is cracking too.

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  139. Spawny Get says:

    Whoa

    10.5% is in wine country.

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  140. Cill says:

    Speights southern man’s beer for me.

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  141. Spawny Get says:

    I’d be happy to give it a burl, Cill. Purely in the interests of international brotherhood you understand? In fact, I might try two, just to make sure of the fraternal signals of solidarity being sent out clearly

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  142. Cill says:

    Strong alcohol beer keeps longer. The poms brewed Indian Pale Ale strong so it would survive the long journey to India in the days of the Raj. Today it’s brewed in India at 5 to 8% acoholol. I’ve tasted it at 8% and not too bad.

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  143. Cill says:

    One sip of Speights and you’d be sold on it, Spawny. You’d never go back.

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  144. Choicy says:

    Well I’d say “One sip of Fosters and you’d be sold on it” but I won’t because Cillo will only give me shit. 😉

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  145. Spawny Get says:

    I’ve dabbled with India Pale Ales, not bad at all.

    I missed this year’s winter beer festival due to someone else’s illness.

    Might be of interest BeerAdvocate

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  146. Spawny Get says:

    Festers was my first lager as a student. The taste beat the 3% pisswater of local origin. I soon moved on to 5% Stella, Kronie etc. 5% and a decent colour seem to be quite reliable indicators that the beer is worth drinking. FTR Budweiser Budvar is the Czech original (mmmmmm), not the Murikan gnat’s piss.

    I guess that’s the issue with lager; taste and strength are highly correlated. This aggravates the concern industry. Revently there’s been an effort to reduce the strength. Beck’s Vier (4%) being an example. Never tried it. Rated ‘Poor’

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  147. Choicy says:

    Fosters reminds me of myself – wet and brown and cheap. 😉

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  148. Choicy says:

    My needs are simple really. A good beer is a practical beer.
    Imagine it’s 40 degrees C in the shade. You’ve been working and sweating under the sun, busier than a bricklayer in Beirut. You want a beer that’s close to freezing whilst still remaining liquid. You don’t want to stand there sniffing the aroma and analyzing the color, you just want to quaff the bastard. Foster ticks the boxes. Gimme a can of Fosters and I’m happy as a dog in a hub cap factory.

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  149. Spawny Get says:

    Fair dinkum, I’ll sign up to that. Nobody needs falling over strength juice when there’s a thirst to quench.

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  150. Cill says:

    Yep, I can relate to that Choicy. You want it so cold you can’t taste it.

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  151. Choicy says:

    Like I said Cillo, as long as it’s wet and brown and cheap.. and cold.

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  152. Spawny Get says:

    Saucer of milk to Cill’s table (nice one…miaou)

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  153. Choicy says:

    Yeah I’ll give him that one. I’ll get him back. He’ll keep. 😉

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  154. Spawny Get says:

    I prefer the UK (original) version, but the Murikan version ain’t bad at all

    Ends up in Scotland around the 38 min mark

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  155. Liz says:

    “10.5% is in wine country.”

    Whoa is right! They usually serve that sort of stuff in a snifter around here.
    🙂

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  156. Liz says:

    La fin du monde is one of my favorite types of snifter-beer.

    http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22/34/

    Weighs in at a wimpy 9 pour cent. 🙂

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  157. Spawny Get says:

    “La fin du monde” (the end of the world) odd name, I always preferred “Finisterre” (finis terre) version

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Finisterre

    Cape Finisterre (Galician: Cabo Fisterra) is a rock-bound peninsula on the west coast of Galicia, Spain.[1]

    In Roman times it was believed to be the end of the known world.The name Finisterre, like that of Finistère in France, derives from the Latin finis terrae, meaning “end of the earth”. It is sometimes said to be the westernmost point of the Iberian Peninsula. However, Cabo da Roca in Portugal is about 16.5 kilometres (10.3 mi) further west and thus the westernmost point of continental Europe.

    Monte Facho is the name of the mountain on Cape Finisterre, which has a peak that is 238 metres (781 ft) above sea level. A prominent lighthouse is at the top of Monte Facho. The seaside town of Fisterra is nearby.

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  158. Spawny Get says:

    I worked in Holland for short periods, we used to come back with crates of the Dutch and Belgian Trappist beers. Your la fin du monde would fit right in
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trappist_beer

    If I want that much taste I usually head for English beers TBH. The beer festival I went to last year was a treat. Hope this works to illustrate the varieties. Clicky for biggerer

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  159. Spawny Get says:

    The taste descriptions are accurate BTW. They aren’t an exaggeration.

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  160. Lon Spector says:

    Women can be MGTOW too. The greatest WGTOW song was “We’ll Sing In The
    Sunshine,” by Gale Garnett.
    People were surprised at the time, because women were not suppost to think that way.
    She says pointedly that she will NOT love the man she is involved with.
    99.9% of the time “love” means SOLID togetherness. You would expect the person
    would want to stay as close to the other person FOREVER, like the song “I Got You
    Babe,” by Sonny and Cher.

    [SG – just paste the Youtube link and the video will appear]

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  161. Yoda says:

    Women can be MGTOW too

    What reason they would have?

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  162. Cill says:

    Gale Garnett was born in NZ. “We’ll Sing in the Sunshine” was her most famous number.

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  163. Choicy says:

    Spawny, I like to start a new day with some pithy phrases:

    Mate, you’d have to be flat out like a lizard drinking to work your way through that beer festival list. Sure as there’s cold shit in a dead cat, you’d finish full as a fat man’s undies. 😉

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  164. Spawny Get says:

    To be fair, Choicy, they sell the beer in 1/2 pint and 1/3 pint measures. Proper pints though (568ml) not Muriken mini-pints (500ml). I didn’t have a hangover the next day despite drinking from 10:30am onwards. No rush…

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  165. Spawny Get says:

    Yoda, it’s great that some of those people manage to breath all by themselves. I would have thought some of them were dumb enough that they’d need a friend to stand next to them saying ‘in…out…in…out’

    “The reason I love these events is that they are a safe haven where people are free to express their passion for the things they love. That’s what geek culture has always been about for me — inclusion, fun and safety. By hosting a guest who actively seeks to divide our community, Supanova is sending a message I simply cannot align myself with.”

    Adam Baldwin is a threatening character now? OFFS

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  166. Choicy says:

    Spawny mate, hats off to you. I’d be laid flat as a shit carter’s hat if I drank that much.

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  167. Choicy says:

    Cill has popped out or I’d ask him…

    You jokers talk a lot about fembots. I’m sitting here scratching my head trying to recall the name of the gross fat fembot. Can anyone throw a bit of light? She was so fat when she hops on a bike you can’t hear the engine. You know the one?

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  168. Farm Boy says:

    Andrea Dworkin?

    The bane of Fuzzie Bear…

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  169. Farm Boy says:

    The reason I love these events is that they are a safe haven where people are free to express their passion for the things they love. That’s what geek culture has always been about for me — inclusion, fun and safety.

    They apparently don’t see the irony of the use of the word “inclusion”.
    But perhaps one needs to be a member of an approved victim group in order for inclusion to apply.
    Perhaps this will be the best conference in years.

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  170. Choicy says:

    Thanks FB. Andrea Dworkin it is. Head like a chewed mintie.

    Andrea The Whale

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  171. Cill says:

    Yeah Choicy, Andrea’s got a face like a busted arse.

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  172. Choicy says:

    Like the north end of a south bound cow.

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  173. Cill says:

    Loveable as a turd in a lunch box.

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  174. Choicy says:

    Thick as a wharfie’s sandwich.

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  175. Cill says:

    Full as a bull’s arse in the middle of spring.

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  176. Choicy says:

    Head like a racing frog

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  177. Cill says:

    Bounteous as a Brass Bound Buggary Box.

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  178. Spawny Get says:

    “she hops on a bike you can’t hear the engine. You know the one?”

    That’s one ‘kin strong bike. prolly some kind of Hog.

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  179. Choicy says:

    ‘Kin oath. Stable as a parachut in a sub.

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  180. Spawny Get says:

    Nice to see Choicy’s pic up there (6:59) nowadays too few people remember the original Jabba.

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  181. Spawny Get says:

    Farm Boy, do you think it’s because she’s a maths teacher…and lady brains just aren’t built for STEM?

    See the effect here

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  182. Spawny Get says:

    Perhaps this is what happens when the Patriarchy fails to guide young women into suitable occupations. Like domestic chores, pregnancy and the like. It’s a thought…

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  183. Spawny Get says:

    Did I write that out loud?

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  184. Farm Boy says:

    Farm Boy, do you think it’s because she’s a maths teacher…and lady brains just aren’t built for STEM?

    That.
    Plus she is kind of porky.
    And she felt entitled
    And she thought that she could get away with it.

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  185. Farm Boy says:

    Perhaps this is what happens when the Patriarchy fails to guide young women into suitable occupations. Like domestic chores, pregnancy and the like. It’s a thought…

    A pretty good one I think.

    And of course, if women really do want to do something else, they can.
    But they should be encouraged to do what has made women content for ages.

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  186. Choicy says:

    “Perhaps this is what happens when the Patriarchy fails to guide young women into suitable occupations. Like domestic chores, pregnancy and the like. It’s a thought…”

    It’s what happens when you let the local sheilas get totally out of hand, mate. But who am I to point fingy? There’s no fembot worse than the Aussie fembot. They have stuffed Austalia like a whore on Father’s Day.

    Like what Obama’s fembot cronies have done to the USA. Michele is dissatisfied with the sex life feminy Barak is giving her so she says “Do to me what you’ve done to the country, Barak, only do it more slowly.”

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  187. Spawny Get says:

    I’ve booked a taxi for three, going to hell…

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  188. Spawny Get says:

    There’s probably room for Cill too.

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  189. Choicy says:

    Yeah mate. We can’t leave our mate behind.

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  190. Farm Boy says:

    There is a new post

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  191. Cill says:

    Boys, if we’re all going down, we might as well all be in the same handbasket.

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  192. Choicy says:

    Farm Boy, unless I’m going blind, mate, there’s no place to comment in your new post.

    [Cill notes: I think he’s right, Farm Boy. Same thing happened to me once. It was a pain in the arse.]

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  193. Spawny Get says:

    The ‘allow comments’ wasn’t checked. Default should be ‘allow’. Don’t know what happened. Thanks for the catch Choicy.

    Gnight

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  194. Choicy says:

    Dream of the female antithesis of Andrea, Spawny mate, and you’ll be in heaven. 😉

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  195. Choicy says:

    Goodbye mates, it’s time to go.

    See you on the other side of the black stump.

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  196. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Choicy,
    I hope that he doesn’t dream of Andrea, even so much as her opposite. She gives me nightmares. The only thing that gets me to stop shaking is to watch “Teddy Bears Picnic” on youtube repeatedly.

    FArm Boy,
    It’s close, between she felt entitled and she thought she would get away with it.

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