50 SoG


The Web has been abuzz with women saying things like “Fifty Shades of Grey will boost your sex life”.  Women have been on edge in anticipation for weeks.  In short — many women were building their lives around this movie (at least until something else comes along).

Let me be bold in suggesting that if you are a married woman, and that you need and/or expect this movie to boost your sex life, then you do not love your husband.  Loving couples have no need for this.  BSDM is not a part of a healthy relationship.  It is not a substitute for anything that is good.  Perhaps one should re-evaluate the situation if this applies to you.  Perhaps one could find a way to love your husband.

Note that this post is exaggerated for affect.  But for some, perhaps not so exaggerated.

P.S.  This does not apply to Liz, as she only saw this movie under duress.

P.P.S.  A married woman who sees this movie is showing a fundamental disrespect to her husband.

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39 comments on “50 SoG
  1. CalloftheMGTOW says:

    May I say that I do not like 50 shades, as the writing was horrible, and porn is much better than any smut in my mind, I cannot agree with your BDSM statement, as BDSM is a community that is in NO way represented by 50 SoG.
    On another note, if a wife wants adventurous sex with her husband, why can’t she just be an adult and fucking ask rather than relying on the majority vote.

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  2. Yoda says:

    This applies to Mrs. Yoda not.
    Movies she does see not
    Still recovering from Star Wars prequels she is.

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  3. molly says:

    Onya, Farm Boy! Give it to them straight between the eyes! I didn’t think you’d be so blunt as to say:
    “A married woman who sees this movie is showing a fundamental disrespect to her husband.”
    YYYES! THEY DESERVE THAT >:D

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  4. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    This should make Mrs. Yoda feel better. I have heard that you both like movies with lots of horses.

    I think it was filmed in California. there are two seasons there, green and brown. Brown is VERY long. They filmed while it was still green. Bonus!

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  5. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    For this silly movie to boost a woman’s sex drive would imply that she has sex conditionally. Not good.

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  6. Cill says:

    I agree with Molly.

    “A married woman who sees this movie is showing a fundamental disrespect to her husband.”
    … that he could have married such a dumb stupid cow.

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  7. Spawny Get says:

    Not sure I agree. I reckon every man who’s ever been married would understand the attraction of the occasional use of a gag…

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  8. Nataliya Kochergova says:

    It will boost her sex life if her man is anything like Christian Grey :S

    At least that’s how I imagine it, as literature and movies helped me get rid of asexuality. Heheh.

    Btw, no disrespect meant to my man, but I will probably see the movie (it’s not gonna turn me on). We saw Twilight together and he thought it was stupidly entertaining, even rated it higher than I did, lol.

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  9. Spawny Get says:

    NB This comment was caught up in mod until I woke up this morning
    https://spawnyspace.wordpress.com/2015/02/18/50-sog/comment-page-1/#comment-11014

    “why can’t she just be an adult and fucking ask rather than relying on the majority vote.”

    Damn CallOfTheMGTOW, you answer that as a general question (not just adventurous sex, but in general, why do SIW find it so hard to be strong or independent? Is it cos they is women?) and that year’s Nobel WTF prize will be yours.

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  10. SFC Ton says:

    LOL every bdsm chick I know and I know a couple…. dozen….more then I should….cannot stand 50sog, in no small part because of the lead male character and how he’s basically a henpecked pussy.

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  11. Spawny Get says:

    Most annoying sound in the world (at 0:56)?

    Nope, got it beat…

    Although…even that fades into second place compared to this…

    Is this a new American trend? I thought vocal fry was shite

    and it is. But compared to the shriek? Amateur stuff.

    Bonus points for the presenter in the last video demonstrating valley ‘tardtalk too.

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  12. Liz says:

    “Btw, no disrespect meant to my man, but I will probably see the movie (it’s not gonna turn me on). We saw Twilight together and he thought it was stupidly entertaining, even rated it higher than I did, lol.”

    My husband says if I’m very very bad, he’ll make me see it again.

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  13. Liz says:

    Needless to say, that would be a LOT worse than a spanking. 😛

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  14. Yoda says:

    A BSDM chick good wife material she is not.

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  15. Yoda says:

    Bored these women are?
    Real work they should do.

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  16. Yoda says:

    “Real Work” includes “being a better mother and wife” it does.
    Challenging enough to not be boring it is.

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  17. Yoda says:

    … that he could have married such a dumb stupid cow.

    Women good at deceiving they are.
    Modern society assists them it does.

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  18. Yoda says:

    why do SIW find it so hard to be strong or independent? Is it cos they is women?

    Domination they do want.
    Independent this would not be

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  19. Spawny Get says:

    “A BSDM chick good wife material she is not.”

    If you keep the keys at least you can guarantee she stays faithful…so that’s something.

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  20. Yoda says:

    cannot stand 50sog, in no small part because of the lead male character and how he’s basically a henpecked pussy.

    Show true reality one cannot.
    Uncomfortable people it would make.
    Women and their true desires refer to I do.

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  21. theasdgamer says:

    A married woman who sees this movie is showing a fundamental disrespect to her husband.

    Will an exception be given if the wife gives the husband a bj during the movie?

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  22. theasdgamer says:

    Probably the most Red Pill movie for married men is “True Lies.” We need a red pill analysis of that movie. I especially loved the line “I’m going to hell for this.” It’s so blue pill, lol.

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  23. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    Lacie Green is too much.With that video, she has created an outline for immature girls to claim rape under the “new” definition. With “Yes means yess” it’s as if Dworkin’s and Brownmiller’s dream of making all heterosexual sex rape the current reality.

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  24. Yoda says:

    Objective criteria it is not.
    Law needs objective criteria it does.

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  25. Yoda says:

    created an outline for immature girls to claim rape under the “new” definition.

    “Mature” ones also include it does.
    “Regret sex” an example would be.
    Happens to “experienced” women it does.

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  26. Yoda says:

    If you keep the keys at least you can guarantee she stays faithful…so that’s something.

    Important this is.
    Women understand faithfulness it.

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  27. Yoda says:

    Jabba the Hutt into BSDM he was.
    Bad things to him happened they did.

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  28. Liz says:

    theasdgamer:
    “Will an exception be given if the wife gives the husband a bj during the movie?”

    Mr Grey didn’t even get a bj during the movie.

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  29. Cill says:

    “A BSDM chick good wife material she is not.”
    I’m sure I heard along the grape vine that Mrs Y is a dominatrix, that at your urging, Yoda, she uses Force in your bedroom hijinks.

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  30. Liz says:

    ““A BSDM chick good wife material she is not.”

    If you keep the keys at least you can guarantee she stays faithful…so that’s something.”

    Lol Swithy! 🙂
    This reminds me of a story…not my story, it’s second hand, but verified by other for accuracy. One of the nurses I worked with years ago told me a woman once came into the ER after an accident.
    She was unconscious and they had to put a foley in. When they tried, they discovered that her nether parts had been sewn shut with some sort of metal, and a pad lock. They actually had to get bolt cutters to get it off. There’s much, much weirdness in this world.

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  31. Cill says:

    Liz, you are pulling our tit, right?

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  32. theasdgamer says:

    @ Liz

    Mr Grey didn’t even get a bj during the movie.

    Huh? I would have thought that the women in the audience (I repeat myself) would have hungered for such a standup scene, throbbing eagerly with anticipation of seeing it in the movie. Maybe such a tasteless thing could have somehow been done a little tastefully. Amirite? Or is there a problem with my Thinking Tool ™ again? Maybe it needs to go into the shop.

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  33. Liz says:

    Lol Cill! Pulling your teets about which part? Not about the chastity…er, padlock, no.

    theasdgamer: “Huh? I would have thought that the women in the audience (I repeat myself) would have hungered for such a standup scene, throbbing eagerly with anticipation of seeing it in the movie. Maybe such a tasteless thing could have somehow been done a little tastefully. Amirite? Or is there a problem with my Thinking Tool ™ again? Maybe it needs to go into the shop.”

    😛
    That particular action was conspicuously missing in the movie…another difference between the film and the book.
    The book really did overdue things though…Bella/Ana/Latersbaby/whateves, took to deep throating right away. If memory serves, she had an orgasm and deep throated the first time she tried it. She was like Linda Lovelace but with far easier orgasms (I’m surprised the character Ana didn’t make this special discovery walking or riding a bike, or simply being hit by a light breeze sunbathing, sometime during her first 23 years), and add untarnished purity.

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  34. Yoda says:

    I’m sure I heard along the grape vine that Mrs Y is a dominatrix, that at your urging, Yoda, she uses Force in your bedroom hijinks

    Women suck at using the force they do.
    Luke chosen over Leia for a reason there was.

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  35. theasdgamer says:

    @ Liz

    simply being hit by a light breeze sunbathing, sometime during her first 23 years), and add untarnished purity.

    A happy union of Boundless and EPL and 50 SoG! The untarnishedly pure Sin-derella frivorces her preacher hubby for being too controlling and verbally abusive, goes travelling the world, making friends and meeting people (hooking up) while sunbathing in a light breeze, then is kidnapped by a modern Marquis de Sade.

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