Happy Advent Calender day

I see this as an alternative advent calender. Each day you stick a pin / throw a dart in it…what fun.

Obviously it’s been photo-shopped. Bliar’s head is unfeasibly large, Slot Gob’s has been shrunk. Bliar’s eyes have also had that dead and shriveled soul look artificially removed.

The previous comment thread is getting quite long and so we need a new thread. I happened upon the UKIP xmas card just now. What a happy coincidence.

The three on the ground are (from right to left) Clegg (I don’t have the heart to mutilate his name), Millibland and Camermong. That’s Nige driving the white van (reference to Rotherham and ThornberryGate) with the ‘2MPs’ number plate.

I like it.

here’s another cartoon (from order-order.com It shows the Chancellor and Shadow Chancellor (finance minister, perhaps?) and their new found taste for bribing the electorate with their own money. Major spending initiatives have been announced lately, but we still have an immense deficit…


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104 comments on “Happy Advent Calender day
  1. Liz says:

    ” alternative advent calender. Each day you stick a pin / throw a dart in it…what fun.”

    Lol! That is fun.

    I think this calendar would go well with some matching toilet paper. 😛

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  2. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Political toilet paper? I don’t think it wil ever supplant plain white but, it is an amusing concept.

    Seeing the white van eminds me of our own Democrats turning their backs on working families.
    It is the same all over.


  3. Yoda says:

    their new found taste for bribing the electorate with their own money

    Somebody else’s money it is.
    Think to be true they do.


  4. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Thank you, Farm Boy. I am glad that someone else has brought to light the Democrats’ betrayal of its core constituency.
    All this to curry favor with feminists?


  5. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    What is called for here is an International White Van Day. We all buy, beg, borrow, or steal white vans on established day and drive them through our nations’ capitols tooting our horns.


  6. Spawny Get says:

    That’s pretty much what they do anyway… 😉


  7. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    If there are that many white vans out there, do you think they might consider courting them politically instead of insulting them?


  8. Yoda says:

    All this to curry favor with feminists?

    Other groups also they like.
    Feel good about themselves they do.
    Perhaps most important this is.


  9. Yoda says:

    I think this calendar would go well with some matching toilet paper.

    Bears use toilet paper not.


  10. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    “Bears use toilet paper not.”
    We would if stores would accept our patronage.


  11. Spawny Get says:

    Bears don’t use bog paper? With just a little research…


  12. Spawny Get says:

    they court the votes of the whitevanmen, they just think that they’re proles. Thornberry got the boot (should I say trotter?) because she revealed that secret.


  13. mimeinParis says:

    Do bears use bidets?

    (this is Liz, btw)


  14. Yoda says:

    Mimes talk they do not.


  15. Liz says:

    Mimes talk they do not
    But write, they do 🙂


  16. Spawny Get says:

    Happy New Year too


  17. Spawny Get says:

    She must be very happy…kerrrrr-ching!

    I’ve given up believing such claims.


  18. Liz says:

    “And draw”



  19. Yoda says:

    At least 109 women have been prosecuted in the last five years for making false rape allegations in the UK, according to campaigners who are calling for an end to what they claim is the aggressive pursuit of such cases.

    Victims they are.
    Victims they will always be.
    Until the time when being a victim is useful does stop.


  20. Yoda says:

    If you can’t talk about rape without blaming victims, don’t talk about rape —
    Jessica Valenti

    What if victims are victims not?


  21. Spawny Get says:

    In a bid to retain my good mood, I’ll not be saying what I think of that outrageous pile of fucking shite.


  22. Yoda says:

    Brits they were not.
    From Fuzzie Bear land they were.


  23. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    That was covered last night on AVfM’s Inteeligence Report. They must be really reaching to go all the way to Arkansas to find a law professor to advocate not prosecuting this offense.


  24. Yoda says:

    1. He’s a completely open book while retaining an air of mystery

    2. He’s completely obsessed with every aspect of your life, but also has a full life of his own

    3. He can cook gourmet-quality butternut squash risotto in under 25 seconds

    4. He celebrates your body by writing and performing an original 16-minute song about it every time you see him

    5. He has a great relationship with his mom and would kill her if you asked him to.

    6. When you’re at a restaurant together, he treats the waiter with dignity by giving him a lengthy soft-sponge chamomile tea foot bath

    7. He makes you laugh so hard that you die, go to heaven, meet any dead people you’d like to talk to, then come back alive with an extra $10,000 in your bank account

    No requirements related to childraising it would seem.


  25. Yoda says:

    Rape culture the important issue it is,



  26. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    That was horible and not too far off the truth. Fried Ice anyone?

    I saw another source saying the Univ. of Va. rape was a hoax. Should it prove to be, time to hit them over the head with it.


  27. Spawny Get says:

    1 & 5 are my faves.

    Fuzzie, I nearly wrote ‘fried ice’ as the intro…great minds, brother.


  28. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    It was the manosphere that introduced me to fried ice, specifically Dalrock.
    What a concept!


  29. Spawny Get says:

    Here you go, bedtime treats from the BBC

    Samantha is a qualified croupier and often works at an exclusive Soho club where gamblers pay top money to pay roulette all day and poker all night.
    Record researcher Samantha has made one of her customary visits to the gramophone library, where she runs errands for the kindly old archivists, such as nipping out to fetch their sandwiches. Their favourite treat is cheese with homemade chutney, but they never object when she palms them off with relish.
    Samantha has to nip out now as she’s off to the pictures with a couple of gentlemen friends who are horror movie enthusiasts. Samantha says she enjoys nothing better than sitting in the back row and being given the willies for 90 minutes.
    Samantha has to nip out to take her German shepherd to the park to give him a stroke, while he licks her face and pants.
    Samantha is off on a dinner date with a gentleman friend from Moscow who’s brought over a variety of caviars and an array of vodka-based aperitifs. She says he’s going to offer her delicious food in his hotel room and then liquor out on the balcony.
    Samantha tells me she’s off with a team of local paramedics this evening. They’re so excited at the thought, they just can’t wait for her to arrive so they can get their ambulance and stretcher out for the night.
    Samantha has to nip out now with her new gentleman friend. Apparently, they’ve been working on the restoration of an old chest of drawers. Samantha is in charge of polishing, while he scrapes the varnish and wax off next to her.


  30. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Good night, Spawny.

    Are you out there?


  31. Spawny Get says:


    “I made the wrong decision after being harassed about the problems I have tried to discuss not being real and wanted to show you all they are real,” he said.

    He says, making up the ‘threat’.

    They should send him the bill for the investigation and/or prosecute him for wasting police time.


  32. Liz says:

    “I fabricated a threat to show everyone threats are real!”
    Um…what was that?

    “I made some shit up, to show you that that shit is REAL!”

    Do these people actually listen to themselves? At what point does a person become so far removed from reality that this type of thing makes sense?

    The quote, reworded, in honest-speak: “I made some shit up because I want to perpetuate faux victimhood in order to manipulate people.”

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  33. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    One of the headlines on my home page was about Bill Cosby having to answer to allegaions that dated back to 1974. Forty years ago????
    The fembots have taken this too far. There is a limit to the public’s gullibility.


  34. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    I can get my browser to find your site if i key in “spawnyspace.wordpress” Consider yourself semi-private.


  35. Spawny Get says:

    Fuzzie, I opened the site up to search engines a couple of weeks ago. I made a BIG CAPSLOCK COMMENT at the time. I didn’t think that people were making unreasonable comments here. I’m sure femeroids can find a way to get outraged, but then that’s the nature of femeroids…so no point trying to make them happy.


  36. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    The fembots have left us alone. Somethng tells me that you would not exercise the same degree of patience that Obsidian did with PJ.
    The point that I was trying to make is, thankfully, we are still “under their radar”.


  37. Spawny Get says:

    “under their radar”
    Peej is on Tarn’s site. Behaving herself, so far.


  38. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    That one knocked me out of my chair.


  39. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Toy Soldier picked up on that and wrote a post. It’s disgraceful. While I knwe that Domestic Violence shelters did this, I had no idea an established charity would.



  40. Liz says:

    How do you know it’s the actual PJ ?


  41. Spawny Get says:

    There’s one major giveaway…I’ll email it if you want.


  42. Yoda says:

    Bear much he reads.
    Impressive for a bear this is.


  43. Spawny Get says:

    That’s true, Yoda. Usually they just wipe their backsides with the pages. Which is why they never use toilet paper.


  44. Spawny Get says:

    No chortle over the Samantha stories?
    Moe would have laughed…just saying.


  45. Liz says:

    “There’s one major giveaway…I’ll email it if you want.”

    Yes, please! 🙂


  46. molly says:

    Are you out there?”

    Present and alive, Fuzzie!
    Catcha later, I have to go out for a little while…


  47. Spawny Get says:

    Yoda, that’s the pic for this post on the front page…


  48. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    It would be interesting if the Univ. of Va. rape story reported in the Rolling Stone turned out to be a hoax.

    Iwas afraid that we had scared you off.

    Spawny Get,
    Why are people making fun of retired politicos?


  49. Spawny Get says:

    B£iar lied us into a war that killed a lot of people. Opened the floodgates on immigration as a deliberate policy to destroy British society. Catastrophically overspent. Is a middle east peace envoy ISYN. Makes a fortune advising banks. He was supposed to be a lefty. I’d love to see him tried and hung. Clearly I am far from the only one.


  50. molly says:

    B£iar hated productive people coz he wasn’t one. He did build a dome I guess. Ugly thing cost equiv $1.24 USD.
    His wife is a fembot bigot too.

    Liked by 1 person

  51. molly says:

    $1.24 billion I meant.


  52. Yoda says:

    Story behind picture I posted


  53. Spawny Get says:

    Furry muff, that’s where I got the pic from (iirc)


  54. molly says:

    B£iar and Cherie had just finished a blazing barney. Cherie woulda started it too, dragon lady. I know this stuff from listening to my Dad.


  55. Spawny Get says:

    Mrs B£iar is oft referred to as Slot Gob. On account of her having a mouth like a British letter box slot.


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  56. molly says:

    Hahahahaha! Slot Gob! That’s cruel 😀


  57. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    To welcome you back, this was a big hit with your cuz.


  58. molly says:

    I like the part: “Silence!”
    “B-A-A-A!” (entire mob)
    “One at a time!”
    “B-A-A-A!” (entire mob)
    “I said one!”
    “B-A-A-A!” (entire mob)

    Funny video 🐻 u z z i e !


  59. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    That is the first bear emoticon that i have seen. 🐻
    Thank you!


  60. Yoda says:

    Yoda emoticon there is?


  61. molly says:

    Yoda I was about to ask the same question! Is mind reading yet another talent of the Jedi, or is the force?


  62. Yoda says:

    Now-illicit acts range from the very specific to the incredibly broad (“verbal abuse”).

    “Verbal abuse” soon a thought crime it will be.


  63. Yoda says:

    Is mind reading yet another talent of the Jedi, or is the force?

    The force strong it is.


  64. molly says:

    :bear:uzzie you type : then bear then : (to get the bear emoticon)


  65. molly says:

    The Y :mrgreen: D A emoticon!


  66. molly says:

    The M 🙄 L L Y emoticon

    🐻 🙄 :mrgreen: (walking arm-in-arm down the street)


  67. molly says:

    The Spawny emoticon 😈


  68. Sumo says:

    Wonder if this is going to work…..?


  69. Sumo says:

    Apparently not. So much for the Sumo emoticon.


  70. molly says:

    Sumo didn’t you say somewhere you are fierce? How ’bout:


  71. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Not that I have ever seen offered but, would they ban mutaually consenting adults wearing bear suits?

    The image of the three of us walking down the street, arm in arm, would be banned by theose spoilsports.


  72. molly says:

    I might save up so I can make a decent donation to Reason at Yoda’s link. Do you think they will use the money as intended tho?


  73. Sumo says:

    Didn’t say “fierce”, I said “scary”. That emoticon just looks grumpy.

    Which, I suppose, is also accurate. Good job, kiddo!

    Liked by 1 person

  74. molly says:

    Sumo how about this one: >:D


  75. molly says:

    The scariness is in the eyes, and also the grin.


  76. Sumo says:

    That……..really does sound a lot like me.


  77. molly says:

    🐻 🙄 :mrgreen: 😈 >:D
    All we need now is big cuzzie Cill and wow what a team!


  78. molly says:

    :mrgreen: and 🐻 :
    Harriet Harman and the “Tory” fembots won’t be happy until they’ve made manhood a crime. Harridan Harriet has already boasted, when she’s Prime Minister the airports will be choked with men desperate to leave the country. It would serve the stupid cows right if all the good men left!


  79. Sumo says:

    Here’s proof of the scary. Happy Nightmares, all.



  80. molly says:

    It’s not scary Sumo coz there’s humour behind it 😉 You can’t fool wee Molly that easy! 😛
    (heh heh)


  81. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Harriat Harman actually said that?
    I was thinking today of Vladimir Putin solifciting men to immigrate to Russia saying, “Our women won’t treat you that way.”.Watching a marathon documentary on WWII, at the conclusion, they mentioned that they took so many casualties that there were a third again as many women as men.
    About the emoticons, how about a flag of revolution with all of them on it?


  82. molly says:

    “how about a flag of revolution with all of them on it”
    Yeah! ” 🐻 ” will look good on a revolution flag 😀

    Yes Harriat Harman actually said that a year or two back. I’ll see if I can find a link…


  83. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    That Hariet Harman is a stinker! As such, she deserves to be treated as the cartoon character Pepe lePew.


  84. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Molly,It’s past 5pm your time and midnight here. Bear is sleepy.
    Good night.

    Liked by 1 person

  85. Yoda says:


    The main applause line Clinton generated was her reference to another woman joining her on the stage, Norwegian Defense Minister Ine Eriksen Soreide, who, Clinton said, “belongs to a small but fierce club of women who are proving they can defend their countries as well as any man.”

    And suffer in war the most they do.


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