Links page Unfocused ; Browsers, STEM, Prison for ebul wimminz and some jokes


See the links page redux for the links

I moved the links but left the comments (that weren’t about the links anyway) intact.

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  1. Spawny Get says:

    Reasons for visiting MGTOW HQ jokes


    A patient gradually comes to in what is obviously a hospital’s intensive care unit. As well as being in tremendous pain, he finds that he has tubes stuck up his nose and down his throat, along with electrodes monitoring his
    every function.

    Just then he remembers that he was in a automobile accident.
    On the upside, he notices a gorgeous female physician hovering over him. She looks at him with obvious concern in her eyes, and says, “I’m sorry, but you may not feel anything from the waist down”.

    Seizing the moment, the man responds, “Ah, okay… can I just feel your tits then…?


    Wife: What’s that beeping?

    Husband: That’s my seat belt alarm; I’m not wearing mine.

    Wife: How can you ignore something so annoying?

    Husband: Sure, steak sounds great for dinner.

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  2. Spawny Get says:

    Mo’ reasons


    I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.


    My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, “I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!”
    “Oh,” I replied, “so now you want me to stay!”

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  3. Yoda says:

    Good link this is,

    http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2014/11/the-unbearable-lightness-of-feminism.html


    Modern feminism is defined by talking non-stop about the things that don’t matter to avoid talking about the things that do. It long ago stopped being a movement and became a series of distractions. When feminists actually hit on a relevant issue they quickly scramble to avoid talking about it. That’s what happened with the viral Hollaback video of a woman walking around New York City and being harassed by minority men. The video quickly went from a hit to an embarrassment as feminists realized that they had unintentionally documented something that they could not talk about.

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  4. Spawny Get says:

    It was sweet when the beeb saw the video and caught the whiff stench of racism.

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  5. Farm Boy says:

    It was sweet when the beeb saw the video and caught the whiff stench of racism.

    In the USA, race issues trump female issues. Just look at the 2008 election. The media decided that they liked Obama over Hillary, and the rest is history.

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  6. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda, knockout essay in that link.

    Spawny Get,
    Is there a way that you can put a “button” to this page in the bar that has “Home/About” at the top? I like using your links but, if it makes the page easier to load, I undrstand.

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  7. Spawny Get says:

    Fuzzie,
    this page should remain at the top of the front page as a ‘sticky’. Thine wish be granted via an alternate mechanism.

    What the old format did was make the page long on mobile devices (where the links ended up as a footer) and increase the size of the download.

    As a separate page we get to add more links, have more options on the layout etc. I’d like to make a decent reference page here.

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  8. Spawny Get says:

    Obama vs Hillary…tricky call. I mean what’s actually to like apart from demographic/guilt appeal?

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  9. Yoda says:

    Obama vs Hillary…tricky call. I mean what’s actually to like apart from demographic/guilt appeal?

    Understand well you do.

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  10. Liz says:

    A blind guy goes into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.

    When the bartender sets his beer in front of him, the blind man says amiably “Do you want to hear a blond joke?”

    The bartender says “Listen, I see that you’re blind so I just want to warn you that I am 6’2″, 230lbs and I am blond. The guy sitting next to you is 6′ and about 300 lbs. and he is blond. The guy next to him is an ex-Marine boxing champion and is twice your size and is blond. The two guys on the other side of you are twin brothers, both about 6’5″ 280 lbs and they are both blond. Do you still want to tell your joke?”

    The blind man thinks a second and says “Yeah, you’re right, forget it. I don’t want to repeat myself five times…”

    😛

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  11. Spawny Get says:

    So…you tell the blond joke here, and not on Tarns’ blog… 😉

    I do like the joke, but when I tell it they’re laydeez….


    A platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.

    On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state.

    The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the platoon commander asked the injured soldier what had happened.

    The soldier reported, “I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

    I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat fcuk wit and a good-for-nothing, left wing half-blind Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a cross-dressing power mad idiot.

    So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian.

    He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!”

    “And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a bus hit us.”

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  12. Spawny Get says:

    Children’s Books You Won’t Be Seeing Soon
    —————————————–
    “You Were an Accident”
    “Strangers Have the Best Candy”
    “The Little Sissy Who Snitched”
    “Some Kittens Can Fly!”
    “Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”
    “Where Would You Like to Be Buried?”
    “Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”
    “The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer— Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”
    “All Dogs Go to Hell”
    “The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking”
    “You Are Different and That’s Bad”
    “Dad’s New Wife Timothy”
    “Pop! Goes the Hamster….and Other Great Microwave Games”
    “Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets”
    “The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad”
    “Babar Meets the Taxidermist”
    “Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence”
    “The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables”
    “The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy”
    “Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will”
    “The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead”
    “How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School”
    “Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear”
    “When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer, They Say God Did It”
    “Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia”
    “What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?”
    “Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?”
    “Bi-Curious George”
    “Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”

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  13. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get, A good laugh to be had from your list of book titles.
    Thanks

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  14. Spawny Get says:

    Fill yer boots, Fuzzie

    The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers around the world.
    ————————————————

    Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!”

    Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!”

    ————————————————

    “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.”

    “Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?”

    “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?”

    ! ; ————————————————

    > From an unknown aircraft waiting in a long takeoff queue: “I’m f … ing bored!”

    Ground Traffic Control: “Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!”

    Unknown aircraft: “I said I was f … ing bored, not f … ing stupid!”

    ————————————————

    O’Hare Approach Control to a 747: “United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o’clock, three miles, Eastbound.”

    United 239: “Approach, I’ve always wanted to say this … I’ve got the Little Fokker in sight.”

    ———————-! ————————–

    A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, “What was your last known position?”

    Student: “When I was number one for take-off.”

    ————————————————

    A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.

    San Jose Tower Noted: “American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if, you are able. If you are not able. take the Guadalupe exit off Hi ghway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport.”

    ————————————————

    There’s a story ! about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running “a bit peaked.”

    Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number two behind a B~52 that had one engine shut down.

    “Ah,” the fighter pilot remarked, “The dreaded seven-engine approach.”

    ————————————————

    Taxiing down the Tarmac, a DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What exactly, was the problem?”

    “The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the flight attendant. “It took us a while to find a new pilot.”

    —————————— – —————–

    A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): “Ground, what is our start clearance time?”

    Ground (in English): “If you want an answer you must speak in English.”

    Lufthansa (in English): “I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?”

    Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent):
    “Because you lost the bloody war.”

    ————————————————

    Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for take-off, contact Departure on frequency 124.7”

    Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway.”

    Tower: “Continental 635, cleared for take-off behind Eastern 702. Contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Di d you copy that report from Eastern 702?”

    Continental 635: “Continental 635, cleared for take-off, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern … we’ve already notified our caterers.”

    ————————————————

    One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC~8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee.

    ! ; Some quick-witted comedian in the DC~8 crew got on the radio
    and said, “What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?”

    The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: “I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I’ll have enough parts for another one.”

    ————————————————

    The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

    Speedbird 206. “Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway.”

    Ground: “Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One~Seven.”

    The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

    Ground: “Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?”

    Speedbird 206: “Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now.”

    Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): “Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?”

    Speedbird 206 (coolly): “Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn’t land.”

    ————————————————

    While taxiing at London’s Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight d! eparting for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose wi th a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming:
    “US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there.

    I know it’s difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!” Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: “God! Now you’ve screwed everything up! It’ll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don’t move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?”

    “Yes, ma’am,” the humbled crew responded.

    &n! bsp; Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind.

    Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.

    Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: “Wasn’t I married to you once?”

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  15. Spawny Get says:

    Qantas Maintenance Logs

    ========================

    Never let it be said that aircraft maintenance crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual QANTAS maintenance log entries showing the problems reported by pilots (P) and solutions recorded by mechanics (S).

    P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
    S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

    P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
    S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

    P: No.2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
    S: No.2 propeller seepage normal. Nos.1, 3 & 4 propellers lack normal seepage.

    P: Something loose in cockpit.
    S: Something tightened in cockpit.

    P: Dead bugs on windshield.
    S: Live bugs on backorder.

    P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
    S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

    P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
    S: Evidence removed.

    P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
    S: DME volume set to more believable level.

    P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
    S: That’s what they’re there for!

    P: OFF inoperative.
    S: OFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

    P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
    S: Suspect you’re right.

    P: Number 3 engine missing.
    S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. [The pilot meant ‘engine misfiring’.]

    P: Aircraft handles funny.
    S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

    P: Radar hums.
    S: Reprogrammed radar with words.

    P: Mouse in cockpit.
    S: Cat installed.

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  16. Liz says:

    Those pilot exchanges with the tower are hilarious, Swithy.

    I have one:
    Predator pilot to tower: “Wait a minute…I think I crashed.”
    (yep, he did)

    When they first started flying drones at the base they had procedures in place and, you know the military is s-l-o-w to change protocol. For several months every time a drone would crash (about one every two weeks) they’d send out an ambulance.

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  17. Spawny Get says:

    “Wait a minute…I think I crashed.”

    Welcome to the 21st century…just need a bit more software and get rid of the pilot entirely (apparently) Pilots like that, anyway

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  18. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Liz;
    It’s too bad that I couldn’t find a video of this plane in California livery. Hint: thbere’s a bear on the tail, a big one.

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  19. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    So neither the BBC nor Breitbart were taken in. Good news!
    Commenter Alana said, on the previous thread, that the HUSsies were all over it snf very much in favor.

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  20. Liz says:

    “Hint: thbere’s a bear on the tail, a big one.”
    How on Earth could that happen?
    Did the plane go low and then the bear jumped to escape the fire or something? What happened to the bear? Am I being gullible here?

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  21. Spawny Get says:

    Never seen a bear with such a dire need to massively micturate before…and fire retardant ursine urine too? I doubt the existence of the bear…I reckon twenty bears at least.

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  22. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Well, I went looking for the livery and couldn’t find it. What I do remember is the bear and red star, from the state flag, prominently on the tail.
    They do help out internationally. Could there be a treaty disallowing the bear and red star?
    As for bears voiding their bladders, it would take a lot of bears and several kegs of beer. In a pinch, tea or coffee would do.

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  23. Spawny Get says:

    “the bear and red star”
    sounds more like an over hot curry to me…he might well have suck a battlecruiser’s entire stock of lager. Shoulda stuck with the lassi, the lager is a beginner’s mistake.

    (Unkie will be kind. battlecruiser => boozer => pub)

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  24. Spawny Get says:

    if you need a little help, red-star…c.f. cat’s marmite starfish…hot curry…toilet roll in the freezer section for the morning after…red star…hellonearthigiveup

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  25. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    You did have me going there for awhile. Beer on warship? I had heard that the RN had gone dry. As for the rest, it sounds painful.

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  26. Liz says:

    A bear with a star? So it’s a circus bear then! 😛

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  27. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Liz,
    I once had a conversation with a Russian expatriate. When I suggested that he had no problem saluting California’s flag, he responded with a genuine smile.

    <aybe it was the red star that created the problem?

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  28. Farm Boy says:

    Speaking of state flags, I am presently in the only state whose flag contains the Union Jack.

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  29. Spawny Get says:

    How very insular of you. As luck would have it I saw a documentary on RT about that place, I was surprised by the flag, good old’ Cap’n Cook (iirc). Say hello to Magnum PI if you meet him.

    Good night from me soon, but you’re getting on for Cill time (by my standards). Whatever the opposite of Aloha is…whakapohane?

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  30. Spawny Get says:

    The RN has gone dry…I need a lie down, that’s a shocker. I’ll check tomorrow, I am surprised.

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  31. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    You are in the Sandwich Isles!

    Spawny Get,
    I think “Aloha” works for both hello and goodbye.
    If we don’t hear back, good night.

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  32. Spawny Get says:

    Magnum PI, Steve McGarret and Book ’em Danno…that’s my guess.

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  33. Farm Boy says:

    You are in the Sandwich Isles!

    Sammich Isles that is. Gilligan’s isle is just off the coast. I am searching for Mary Ann. I bet that she would make me a sammich.

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  34. Farm Boy says:

    Fuzzie Bear,

    Were you not the model for the bear on the California flag?

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  35. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    The design goes back to the war with Mexico. I am not that old but, judging by the dignity in his carriage, it may be a distinguished ancestor.

    If you run into MaryAnn, I hope that she a coconut cream pie for you.

    Spawmy, and Danno booked him for Murder One.

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  36. Farm Boy says:

    Hey Spawny,

    is there still a Lord Sammich over there?

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  37. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    Spawny must be sleeping. To answer your question: Yes, the house survives and seems to have made a distinguished contribution.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Sandwich

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  38. Farm Boy says:

    Whatever the opposite of Aloha is

    That would be aloha. It means both hello and goodbye.

    Tonight I had a sammich in the Sammich Isles.

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  39. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    Did MaryAnn make it for you? Did you get some coconut creme pie?

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  40. Farm Boy says:

    Nope. I wish though. No coconut cream pies for me as I am on a low carb diet.

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  41. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    Bring back pineapples for all your friends!

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  42. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    I caught that story on two other maonosphere sites. She wants to close all prisons for women citing that they are only seven percent of the prison population and “welfare of children”.
    What’s putting all of them in prison is that they are are being convicted and, sometimes, of heinous crimes. To add to that, there are minimum sentenceing requirements,
    While there is someone in the House of Lords who has tajen this position, this is the first that I have heard of an American doing so. It is interesting that she went public with this and went on sabbatical.
    How much privilidge do women want?

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  43. Spawny Get says:

    I preferred the tech stories to the feminist rubbish.

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  44. Cill says:

    In March 2007 the Corston report recommended a distinct, radically different, visibly-led, strategic, proportionate, holistic, woman-centred, integrated approach.
    “Throughout 2006 Baroness Corston and her team visited overcrowded women’s jails, local women’s centres and alternatives to custody for women across the UK.
    Welcoming the report by Baroness Jean Corston, Juliet Lyon, Director of the Prison Reform Trust, said:
    The Corston review gives government the chance at long last to join up its social policy with its criminal justice policy. Most women in prison have committed petty offences. <Very many have been victims of serious crime and sustained abuse. A new commission for women, with a sensible blueprint for reform across government departments, will largely do away with big prisons that operate as social dustbins for vulnerable women[no shit. You can’t make this stuff up] and introduce instead a network of small units and effective local services coupled with proper supervision and support. Many women who offend will have their first real opportunity to beat drugs, drink, mental illness and crime and to take responsibility for their lives, and those of their children, and most will take it.

    My fellow men,
    Next chance you get, sit back and crack a beer and watch the fems make a verb of “privilege”. Watch them privilege themselves all the way to hell. It would be downright laughable were it not so destructive.

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  45. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    You have a point. #GamerGate got very real for Danger and Play. He got doxxed and had the SWAT team visit due to a false report.
    I think Erin Pizzey warned us about this. As their ranks dwindle, we’ll be left with the hard core zealots who are not above being vicious.
    Butif there are no jails for them, what will slow them down?

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  46. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Cill,
    All those appeals for mercy could be equally applied to men.
    This does expose an area where the MGTOW philosophy is weak. While we’re staying out of the way of women, they are free to dream up stuff like this.
    The strength in staying out their way is that menn are not directly supporting them.

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  47. Farm Boy says:

    But if there are no jails for them, what will slow them down?

    there is the fact that they are kinda stupid and don’t see reality as it really is. Without the lock-step media providing support, mistakes will be harshly exploited by the good guys.

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  48. Padawan says:

    “I preferred the tech stories to the feminist rubbish”
    Yeah! How ’bout The Ruddy Great Wheel ?
    One thing Padawan could not do is roger a fem because it would require technology more robust than this world dreamed of.

    He’s thinking, however, there’s an outside chance The Ruddy Great Wheel might get the job done. (old rugby club song, in which “priv” means privilege):

    An engineer told me before he died
    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum
    An engineer told me before he died
    And I’ve no reason to believe he lied

    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Harum, titty bum, titty bum

    He once knew Fems with privs so wide,
    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    He once knew a fem with privs so wide,
    That they could never be satisfied

    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Harum, titty bum, titty bum

    So He built a prick of steel,
    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    So He built a prick of steel,
    Driven by a ruddy great wheel

    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Harum, titty bum, titty bum

    Two brass balls he filled with cream
    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Two brass balls he filled with cream,
    The whole bloody lot was driven by steam

    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Harum, titty bum, titty bum

    Round and round went the bloody great wheel
    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
    Up and down went the prick of steel,

    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Harum, titty bum, titty bum

    Up and up went the level of steam
    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Up and up went the level of steam,
    Down and down went the level of cream.

    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Harum, titty bum, titty bum

    Till at last the fems all cried,
    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Till at last the fems all cried,
    Enough enough we’re satisfied!!

    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Harum, titty bum, titty bum

    Now we come to the tragic bit,
    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Now we come to the tragic bit,
    There was no way of stopping it.

    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Harum, titty bum, titty bum

    The fems were split with benefits,
    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    The fems were split from arse to tit,
    The whole privy lot were covered in shit.

    Harum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum.
    Harum, titty bum…

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  49. Farm Boy says:

    When one thinks about it, lots of women deserve to be in prison for the evil that they do.

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  50. Cill says:

    Here’s an amusing link that alludes to the “popular old (rugby club) song”: https://www.flickr.com/photos/emmalouisetgirl/10035657745/

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  51. Yoda says:

    So He built a prick of steel

    3D printer copy of mine built it will.
    Large it be, bigger than Cill

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  52. Cill says:

    And then Yoda, he-e-e-e-r’s Cilly!

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  53. Farm Boy says:

    What this world needs is some more posts on the exploits of Fuzzie Bear.

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  54. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    It is a comfort knowing that God judges us all in the end. Nobody gets away with anything.

    Padawan,
    The images from your poem conjured up memories of old horror films starring Vincent Price..

    The problem with prisons is that it is a good place to park people who are likely to reoffend. After seeing a documentary on psychopaths, it forced me to see this point. We don’t have techniques to help them.
    I don’t think women are immune from psychopahty.

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  55. Farm Boy says:

    The images from your poem conjured up memories of old horror films starring Vincent Price..

    I sense a link to the Michael Jackson video “Thriller” coming.

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  56. Spawny Get says:

    So
    1) close down women’s prisons
    2) the only justice available to anyone if severely wronged by a woman is in their hands
    3) the copsnshit will come after you if you’re male, so best make it count…madness

    the police, judiciary and prisons were invented to remove the temptation for retributive justice. FFS they must be frigging insane to contemplate this. It’s a recipe for disorder.

    Nearly as nuts as Lena the Dunny-monster.

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  57. Spawny Get says:

    “I sense a link to the Michael Jackson video “Thriller” coming.”

    Carry On Screaming was on here at lunchtime…fun film. Old, but fun. My favorite of all the Carry On series. Mummies, re-animation, Odd-Bod and Fenella Fiedling camping it up as a vamp.

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  58. Cill says:

    “3D printer copy of mine built it will.”
    The drinks are on the rest of us. No one will beat that there from Yoda.

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  59. Cill says:

    “Large it be, bigger than Cill”
    Damn, he’s got good eyesight

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  60. Spawny Get says:

    It’s not a conspiracy theory when the conspiracy exists…GamerGate

    http://voxday.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/sjws-plotting-entry-points-into-games.html

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  61. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    I don’t know what it is about Michael Jackson but, I’d rather watch a Weird Al parody.

    Spawny Get,
    Outstanding point. To place someone above the law and remove them from justice would invite justice being served by other means. This is at the foundation of civilization. It must have taken a whole lot of persuasion for everyone to get on board with the notion of trusting civil authority with administering justice. Feminists would see this wiped out at the strok of a pen.

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  62. Moehau Man says:

    Old Moe here.
    Heh heh… I done zapped me Firefox:
    http://www.antifeministtech.info/2014/11/first-gnome-now-mozilla

    Yeah…

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  63. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    Normally, I pass on Vox Populi. Because of you, I read it. That’s eye opening.
    Did I read correctly that SJWs, social justice warriors, are opposed to SWM, straight white men? While it’s racism, it’s also insane.

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  64. Spawny Get says:

    Speaking of rugby songs, I tried to find ‘the fugawi tribe’ but failed

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  65. Spawny Get says:

    Vox is pretty unapologetic, maybe it’s his red indian blood ? 😉

    If I were him I’d be laughing every time I thought of it for months. Vox has serious SJW bragging rights from his genetic legacy and the dark sense of humour to make it count. He’s pretty much their worst nightmare. If he just starts to claim he’s a disabled lesbian trapped in a man’s body…he’d be golden.

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  66. Moehau Man says:

    E=MC2
    … is NOT blind to gender, race, ethnicity, either you know. Fuck me, BIG BANG itself was a penis! Fems are about to unlock the ultimate secret of existence, it is all a Patriarchal Plot!

    (I’m alluding to http://www.antifeministtech.info/2014/11/first-gnome-now-mozilla in case you’re wondering)

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  67. Moehau Man says:

    … which means the heterosexual white male was here before the the Planck barrier, don’t you know. Heh heh…

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  68. Moehau Man says:

    … which means the heterosexual white male is god

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  69. Moehau Man says:

    heh heh heh…
    Yeah…
    heh heh heh…

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  70. Cill says:

    Fem is hellbent on proving all reality is a patriarchal plot to oppress. This is their admission, had they the wit to see it, that the heterosexual white male is god. Let’s raise our glasses to ourselves, fellow men!

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  71. Cill says:

    Or did the fallen angel come first? I’m getting a headache…

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  72. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    There’s some kind of weird inversion of demanding privilige from these people. The more you’re seen to be opressed, the more favors you deserve.

    moehau Man,
    I can see feminists going after open source software companies. They’re more vulnerable.
    Off topic, are you a Linux user? I think, overall, Linux only accounts for one percent of users.

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  73. Cill says:

    the fugawi tribe??

    Ladies and gentlemen here we have the wink-yank bird
    (The wink-yank bird?)
    Yes ladies and gentlemen the wink-yank bird.
    The only bird in the world that has its foreskin attached to its eyelash.
    Lady, don’t throw sand in the bird’s eye!

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  74. Cill says:

    They must forever keep on proving all reality is a patriarchal plot to oppress, otherwise they will cease to exist! (Conumdrum, that is)

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  75. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    It’s not that the straight white male is god but, more to the point, he’s essential.
    Is it all irrational hatred of men.? I can’t understand where this comes from. Men are disinclined to hate women. We love our mothers.

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  76. Cill says:

    “he’s essential”. Yes. He’s essential to feminism. Wihtout The Patriarchy, feminism will case to exist. Feminism is the pathological hatred by some white women toward the straight white male with an unsleeping malevolence.

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  77. Cill says:

    If they kill their god, they too must perish!

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  78. Cill says:

    Now I’m wondering if that’s a cause I’d be prepared to die for 😉

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  79. Cill says:

    The more of reality the draw into their oppression, the closer the definition of us as everything! Yeeeee-Ha! Whakapohane singularity 🙂

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  80. Farm Boy says:

    No. Algorithms are NOT blind to gender, race, ethnicity, etc.

    I wonder if she realizes how stupid she sounds…

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  81. Cill says:

    Spawny

    Yeah, ah, I followed your steps so that my PaleMoon no longer broadcasts itself as Firefox. Much appreciated thank you.

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  82. Moehau Man says:

    Yeah young Fuzzy. Did you read the soppy Mozilla attempt at withdrawal? Sweet as, bro.

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  83. Moehau Man says:

    Well, er, it was Farm Boy not Fuzzy who said “I wonder if she realizes how stupid she sounds”. I tend to get you foreign jokers confused. My apologies.

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  84. Cill says:

    “Yeah young Farm Boy” was what I meant to say.

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  85. Spawny Get says:

    “my PaleMoon no longer broadcasts itself as Firefox. Much appreciated thank you.”

    nay probs. just a link to Vox.

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  86. Spawny Get says:

    During WWII they prepared plans to evacuate the royals and government. Winston said no, he’d stay. Because you can always take one of them with you 😉 Whaddaguy.

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  87. Farm Boy says:

    It seems that those Mozilla posts are deleted. What exactly did they say?

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  88. Farm Boy says:

    One cannot tell the difference between a bear and a guy?

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  89. Spawny Get says:

    Farm Boy,
    Check out PMAFT via the links, or I left the link to it on Tarn’s site

    I’d do it but I’m mobile right now

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  90. Farm Boy says:

    PMAFT’s links are broken.

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  91. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    Josef Stalin was all set to evacuate. Geraman scouts had gotten to within fifteen miles of Moscow. He stuck it out. That may have made all the difference. Had the German captured Moscow, it would have been all over because all rail lines converge there.

    Moehau Man,
    Am I the only one in the world using Internet Explorer? I use it to minimize software compatability issues. My machine is Miceosoft as much as possible.It would be very embarrassing for them if their software was not compatible.

    Cill,
    There has to be a better way to respond to feminists than with hate. I don’t think the flying teddy bears isea is going to work but, it’s fun to think about.
    Whe can shun them romantically but, that may be part of what is making them crazy.
    Lots of head scratching stuff to consider and , to make it worse, rational thinking isn’t going to work.
    Pass the aspirin, please.

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  92. Cill says:

    Fuzzy, PaleMoon and Chrome are fully compatible with recent Windows. I had a bad experience with downloading the latest Firefox, so I’ll never deal with Mozilla again for more reasons than one. Spawny put me onto PaleMoon, which is on a par with Firefox at its best back in the day. Better, probably.

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  93. Cill says:

    Having said that, I don’t know what your requirements are. Firefox was quite good for developers, and I haven’t checked out that side of PaleMoon yet. Google Chrome seems to have as much for developers as Firefox had.

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  94. Spawny Get says:

    Pale Moon (easy install) then add a few goodies like adblockers and some script control. Easy-peasy. I only use Chrome for Google+, where they already know all about me and my movie star good looks anyway.

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  95. Yoda says:

    Chrome works well it does.

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  96. Moehau Man says:

    If you download PaleMoon, be sure to follow Spawny’s simple instructions so the world doesn’t think you’re using Mozilla:
    http://www.antifeministtech.info/2014/11/first-gnome-now-mozilla

    You don’t want your browser to be an advertisement for those Mozilla sycophants..

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  97. Spawny Get says:

    Ha-ha another man hater bites the dust
    http://theralphretort.com/exposed-man-hater-mattie-brice-quits-igf-judge/

    “This is a women who hates gamers. She’s said it publicly. Not only that, she’s also said she quit the games industry. So, why was she involved in the Independent Games Festival in the first place? I can’t answer that question. But, it’s no longer a pressing issue, as she has resigned from her position as an IGF judge.”

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  98. Cill says:

    They gave her the boot. more like.

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  99. Cill says:

    Chrome vs PaleMoon. Both are good. Use both and get the best of both worlds.

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  100. Spawny Get says:

    Looks like a few companies that have been going along to get along are now being forced to choose between putting up with sjws and losing business or doing what they should have done in the first place.

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  101. Cill says:

    (Especially if FB and Yoda want a browser at the same time. Avoids territory battles)

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  102. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    I was going to link a music video but, I preview beforehand and let’s face it, the lead singer for Queen is too flaming.

    iAll,
    I do have Chrome but don’t use it.
    If you want to get updated from Microsoft, IE is essential
    I had a bad experience with Firefox years ago. Cleaning the registry with CCleaner killed the ability to go online. I did this to someone else’s computer and wasn’t there to fix.
    Embarrassing!

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  103. Spawny Get says:

    I hear mistakes can happen, Cill.

    Will try for an early night, so will drop off and out at some point

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  104. Spawny Get says:

    Fuzzie, that scenario was why I initially added a second browser…great times.

    Freddie Mercury could belt out da tunez. Can’t say I’m a fan, but I respect the skills.

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  105. Spawny Get says:

    Why did the discussion move here BTW?

    Is it the banner image of the guy with the movie star good looks and the rubber suit?

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  106. Moehau Man says:

    Young Fuzzy: On a Windows OS I would always have IE installed.
    But I would still use Chrome or PaleMoon for most of my internet use, like here and now. Mrs Moehau Man (my savvy old mum) concurs.

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  107. Farm Boy says:

    We posted an opinion by Audrey Watters who wanted to illustrate that the misogyny we read about in the tech industry has its roots in education

    Yes indeed. Chicks don’t do STEM.

    One can lead a chick to STEM, but you can’t make her think.

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  108. Moehau Man says:

    Yeah well the guy with the movie star good looks and the rubber suit has sunflowers on his feet. It’s well known that that Freddy geezer loved sunflowers because he was a Pouff

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  109. Spawny Get says:

    I’ll let you into a secret. Don’t blame the ruggedly handsome, testosterone fountain of an outdoorsman, blame the old pouff who doctored the image to add the flowers…whoever either of them might be.

    I blame Cill for saying that such a great artist should have a signature so that following generations can recognise his true work, as opposed to half arsed bodges perpetrated by monkeys that only just stopped flinging poo.

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  110. Yoda says:

    who wanted to illustrate that the misogyny we read about in the tech industry

    A non-apology apology it was.

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  111. Padawan says:

    “A non-apology apology it was.”

    Vapid it was.
    And trying with the Fems to stay sweet.
    Between 2 forms of cowardice he was torn.

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  112. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Spawny Get,
    It is close to tour pumpkin time. Have a good night.

    Cill,
    I can’t believe that all women have had these horrible attitudes to men throughout history. We couldn’t have gotten her if they had. Here’s something from the Bible with virtuous woman at the center.

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  113. Yoda says:

    Tech industry misogynist it is?

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  114. Yoda says:

    This is a women who hates gamers

    To her threat they are?

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  115. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    Tech industry not misogynist it is.
    Tech industry only cares about innovation and improvement.
    From where this comes from , thet do not care.
    Small green beings are welcome to submit ideas.

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  116. Padawan says:

    The time has come for the Jedi to speak
    He should not delay.
    Post for all Padawans he should write

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  117. Spawny Get says:

    And do it, write away

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  118. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    Tech industry not misogynist it is.
    Tech industry only cares about innovation and improvement.
    From where this comes from , they do not care.
    Small green beings are welcome to submit ideas.

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  119. Yoda says:

    Good quote this is,

    But some people had little patience for the group’s manifesto on the Hacker News site. One man said the women needed to take their crusade somewhere else. “If I get to choose between the male that just wants to develop software and the female who wants to tell me all about how terrible it is working in our industry as a woman, I’m going to pick the male.” Another man agreed, saying he didn’t care at all about the debate. “It seems that ‘the men’ can’t do anything right and guess what, many of us are (tired) of it and have just checked out,” he added, saying it’s “not our problem anymore.”

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  120. Yoda says:

    Small green beings are welcome to submit ideas.

    Green Bay game I must watch.

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  121. Padawan says:

    Yoda should ponder with deep furrowed frown
    Before writing a post to get the job down

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  122. Yoda says:

    For Bears cheer I do.

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  123. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    I followed your link. Lat paragraph is the most telling. It sounds as ig someone is tired of hearing excuses.

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  124. Farm Boy says:

    Why aren’t more getting hired? Facebook’s (FB) chief operating officer, Sheryl Sandberg, said she has heard plenty of reasons. One executive told her he’d like to hire more women, but his wife worried he would sleep with them

    Well if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black. This is the Ms. Sandberg who suggests that women should sample as many guys as she desires.

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  125. Farm Boy says:

    Why aren’t more getting hired? Facebook’s (FB) chief operating officer, Sheryl Sandberg, said she has heard plenty of reasons

    How about chicks don’t dig STEM. To much work. It is easier using their youth and beauty to get by.

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  126. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Farm Boy,
    With the pot calling the kettle black, do you think at some time, the whole thing will fallin on itself. This is beginning to get ridculous.

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  127. Farm Boy says:

    From PFAFT,

    The GNOME Foundation is an organization that develops GNOME, a desktop environment consisting completely of free software that runs on Linux and other Unix like operating systems. Recently, the GNOME Foundation ran out of money because of their involvement in the Outreach Program For Women. According to the GNOME Foundation’s website, “The Outreach Program for Women (OPW) helps women (cis and trans) and genderqueer get involved in free and open source software.”

    That is just hideously stupid. Who cares who is involved in making the software? And just how are you going to get the few techie women involved in open source, which pays nothing? Techie women are used to an easier and more lucrative track in the field.

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  128. Cill says:

    I grew up hearing and reading the following crap everywhere: Women are :

    Better communicators
    more in touch with their feelings
    emotionally superior
    the gatekeepers of relationships
    more intuitive
    better at multitasking
    more sensitive
    more compassionate and caring
    closer to the environment
    9x higher threshold of pain
    more sensible

    We were educated to feel as badly about ourselves as possible. Why shouldn’t we be allowed a claim to fame?

    Men.Are.Better.At.Stem

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  129. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Cill,
    What all those statements have in common is that women are bretter. What is left unsaid is that men are worse.
    It’s bunk and it’s misandry.

    Farm Boy,
    I wonder if people who donate their talent to advancing open source software are recognized for it. It would be a feather in their caps and look good on a resume.

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  130. Farm Boy says:

    I wonder if people who donate their talent to advancing open source software are recognized for it. It would be a feather in their caps and look good on a resume.≤/i>

    Yes. That is absolutely a reason. But chicks have a greased path, and don’t need to things like that.

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  131. Cill says:

    However, for all the reasons I given over comments now, feminism is doomed to failure. There is no other possibility. For all that group-think has enabled them to ride roughshod over men in the gender war, feminism is fatally short-sighted. We owe them nothing.

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  132. Cill says:

    The fools are the authors of their own demise.

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  133. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Cill,
    About your predictions, Society of Phineas noted today that traditional conservatives are all up in arms about chivalry going by the wayside. Without the full cooperation of men, women do do very well.
    They’re losing the men and it’s almost game over.

    Farm Boy,
    I have seen the fast track given to women. Even if things were equal, inexperience does not lend itself to competence.

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  134. Cill says:

    My fellow man, Farm Boy ➡ Yoda ➡ Padawan ➡ Fuzzy ➡ Bear:

    I guess It’s getting late in your neighborhoods, but here it’s 06:41 pm in a bright afternoon. I’m with friends in my paradise, and much as I detest feminism and all its baggage, I’m presently in a mood to recline with a beer and with the breath of the sea on my face listen to my brilliant young cuzzie play blues on his guitar…
    Fundamental Peace…

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  135. Farm Boy says:

    I have seen the fast track given to women.

    The guys at work snicker about that. But on the outside, everybody toes the line.

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  136. Yoda says:

    One time zone from you I am.
    Force I can sense.
    Poem imminent it is.

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  137. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Cill,
    It is and I’m headed there.

    Farm Boy,
    I have to wonder what it costs to do taht?

    Here’s a link to that post from Sociey of Phineas.

    https://societyofphineas.wordpress.com/2014/11/09/you-didnt-build-that/

    This has been building up for a long time.

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  138. FuzzieWuzzie says:

    Yoda,
    While Padawan may be one time zone awy, he is twenty three hours ahead.
    I do have difficulty calculating his time.

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  139. Cill says:

    You are aware Jedi Yoda.
    I’m about to launch forth… damn I thought of Hermione and the muse has gone…

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  140. Spawny Get says:

    Cill,

    Better communicators
    more in touch with their feelings
    emotionally superior
    the gatekeepers of relationships
    more intuitive
    better at multitasking
    more sensitive
    more compassionate and caring
    closer to the environment
    9x higher threshold of pain
    more sensible

    You’re going to like this guy (the link I gave as new find, above)
    https://spawnyspace.wordpress.com/2014/11/07/links-page/comment-page-1/#comment-2601

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  141. Spawny Get says:

    There’s a new post.

    BTW if people are going to comment on the top post every time…then I can’t have the links page as sticky! OR I’m going to have to stop comments on the link page (and I would like people to be able to suggest new links).

    Going to have a think about a cunning plan…

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  142. Spawny Get says:

    Cunning plan engaged, post name changed (with no change of content – all comments remain) and stunning new image, diabolically suitable to the post’s comment thread’s de facto content has been deployed.

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  143. Farm Boy says:

    and stunning new image

    So where is this stunning new image?

    Is it Tarnished in a Princess Leia outfit?

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  144. Spawny Get says:

    Sadly not. ITMA on the front page.

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  145. Spawny Get says:

    Bonus image up top of this page…you lucky, lucky people.

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