Recently I’ve seen a few kind offers to lead men to…what exactly?
Well, it seems plans have yet to be made, but us guys should be signing on anyway. Get in quick and you can even have a say in the formation of the plans…as long as you’re not a Negative Nelly, or a Cock-blocker. What is a ‘Negative Nelly’, or a ‘Cock-blocker’, you might very well ask? Well…one fine definition would be someone with any reservations about signing up to be in the brave Band of Brothers without foresight of what the band might be tasked with doing, or someone who suspects that the band is going to be lead under the bus because, ‘Hey it worked for me thirty years ago, nothing’s changed, has it…has it?’ No dissension in the ranks allowed. á l’Eastern Front, the Political Officers are right behind you guys ‘encouraging you on’ with
machine guns ban-hammers shitting all over your comments if you disagree, or might disagree.
For me the comedy gold moment came with the, ‘Well me and this other guy are in…who else wants in?’ *crickets* ( ❤ I LMFAO quality stuff ❤ )
At which point most proto-leaders might realise the problem, quietly pack up the carny tent and slink away…but these guys were made of sterner stuff. They just declared that it’s their way or the highway…they’d
ban something-or-other-but-not-ban-oh-no anyone. Though some comments did go AWOL.
It seems strange to me that different men can look at the same situation, the same situation mind you. One decides that the game is not worth playing, doesn’t try and prevent the other guy from doing anything (just says, ‘well, okay, but there’s an alternative to the shit sandwich’) – But he’s a Cock-blocker because the other guy says that he’s the only one allowed to pick the way forward because…reasons, blind optimism. indifference to the outcomes of others and attitude.
Anyway the comedy continues as it seems there are some guys around ( ❤ you guys ❤ ) that are a little picky about what they’ve been signed up to without consultation. Goddamnit, what a masculine, manly attitude to have ‘Not in my name’, ‘I’ll be the judge of that’. Watch out guys.
I had to go a long way into the internet to find something as mirth-worthy, but here you go.